O.K. I think I was just really sleep-happy when I wrote this. I get really hyper when I get sleepy and I think that's probobly what happened here. Oh well.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. I have never owned Sailor Moon. I will never own Sailor Moon. She costs too much. Heck. I can barely afford a Sailor Moon keychain!! ='(

Raye (aka Sailor Mars who is ME by the way) was typing away at her computer, trying her best to imitate the serious look that Amy gets when she does it. The whole gang was at her temple: Serena, Darien, Rini, Amy, Lita, Mina, Raye (of course),Michiru, Haruka, Setsuna, Luna, Diana, Artimis, the Three Lights, and some other suspicious looking people who were just there. No one knew why they just...were.

Raye turned around and saw Darien. He wasn't doing a single thing but admiring that STUPID crystal of his. An evil grin spread across her face. She got up and pretended to leave but to Darien she could've been Beryl and he wouldn't have known. She peeked in through the door. He didn't move. He was still looking at that crystal (which he'd been doing for the past hour. Which annoyed Raye to no end.).

She slowly (and quietly) sneaked up behind him. Turining around yet again to make sure no one was there she raised her hand. SHMACK!! She had popped him in the back of the head which starteled him enough to drop the Golden Crystal. She bent down and grabbed it.

She ran. The scouts transformed thinking it was an enemy. Sailor Moon got up (yet again) to make her 'Oh-So Famous Speech.'

"I am Sailor Moon! I stand for love and Ju-"

Sailor Mars interrupted her. "Oh NO!! Not the speech! NOT THE SPEECH!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! AAAIIII!!!!!" she said sarcastically.

"I'm melting! Melting! Melting!" she said as she slid toward the ground.

"You know. She looks SO much like Mars!" Sailor Moon said with a big grin. "WOW! RAYE HAS A TWIN! RAYE HAS A TWIN! NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!" she sang.

Sailor Mars stood up. "Sailor Moon!"

"WHOA! She sounds like Mars too. COOL!"

"Stupid! It is ME!"

"Oh. Good. Now I don't have to fight." she said as she whirled around.

"Not so fast Sailor Brat!" said Raye getting really annoyed.

"GIMME THE SILVER IMPERIUM CRYSTAL! AND I MEAN DO IT NOW!!" Sailor Mars roared.

Serena shrugged and plucked off her transformation brooch. She walked towards Mars and stuck her hand out. "Here ya go!" she said with a big grin on her face. "Just be REAL carefull."

POOF!