Disclaimer: I do not own any products or characters associated with Gundam wing, and I do not make any money off of this it's purely for fun.
Warnings: It's YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI (Gay People). So if you don't like don't read
Bad Language.
Spoilers: Cheap porno jokes, and self insertion (you know some people just don't like S. I.)
Senkamegami: I don't think that those were pwp's
Duo: They had to be! I mean for practically the whole fic I was giving Hee-Chan the best fu-
Heero: Omea o Korosu!
Senkamegami and Duo: You know you liked it Hee-Chan.
Duo: Hey that was my line.
Senkamegami: Would you rather I beat you to it or share they glory.
* duo shoots a mini glare o death and I shrug it off*
Trowa:.......
Duo: so did you like reading the fic Tro-Kun
* Trowa has a nosebleed and leaves to the bath room*
Senkamegami: Wow that was quicker than Wufie!
Wufei: You unhonorable Onna! And don't call me wuFIE it's WU-FEI!
Duo: I wonder where Quatre is?
Senkamegami: probably fu-
* Quatre comes bouncing in the room with a cheery smile on his face*
Quatre: Hey you guys, I thought I heard my name?
Senkamegami: 0.o
Duo: And you were saying Senka-Chan
Senkamegami: Oh and it was the best fic I ever read.
Duo: what kind of fic was it?
Senkamegami: Oh duo it was a good old fashion steamy fu-
* Wufei nosebleeds running to the bathroom with Trowa and Quatre blushes*
Quatre: don't you think that is a bit inappropriate.
* gets an evil smile*
Senkamegami: actually I think it is inappropriate seeing the matter of the material
Quatre: I'm glad you agree.
Senkamegami: on the contrary I think it is inappropriate material because you know my favorite pwp couple is 3x4.
* Quatre faints at the thought*
Duo: Wow he was even better than Wufei!
* looks at heero*
Senkamegami: SO Heero exactly why haven't you done anything?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: because he likes the kinky talk. I mean he may that I'm a talkative baka now but when we are screwing like animals he loves it when I talk-
* then duo's braid was stuck in his mouth by Heero. and I take it out*
Duo: when I talk-
Stephanotis: No!
Duo: but-
Senkamegami: Jx2
* he shudders then nods*
Senkamegami: So lets get the others back out here and talk about this topic. Heero go and get them.
Heero: Hn. What purpose doesn't his talk have?
Senkamegami: None of your concern now go.
Heero: The perfect solider must have perfect understanding before a mission is accomplished.
Senkamegami: Rx1
* he swiftly leaves to get Trowa and Wufei. then returns with a small cup of water, and pours in on Quatre*
Quatre: Nani?
Trowa: ..........
Wufei: unhonorable ONNA!
Stephanotis: let us talk like rational people about plot what plot.
Duo: they are SUGOI! especially the hot steamy
Senkamegami: 0.o "E"nough we know that. But they are not plot what plot. some of the authors give a rather plot like set up. A true plot what plot would be like "OH GOD
FUCK ME TROWA" with that he thrust him member deeper into the nymphomaniac
right on the first sentence.
* Trowa has fainted on the floor in a puddle of blood, and Quatre turned bright red, and Wufei now remains in a catatonic state, while Duo is sending Omea o I am going to fuck you stares at Heero whose eye brow is slightly twitching and he shifts in his chair.
Senkamegami: I guess I am going to have to several true plot what plots. Hmmm. Let me call Treize and Zechs, I mean it wouldn't be certain if it didn't have my beautiful gentle men's approval.
* a cell phone appears out of fanfic space* (fanfic space a space in which any thing can appear out of in case there are no current spaces to take an item Although spandex space is available I respect Duo's piece of a@@)
Senkamegami: is Treize there?
Lady Une: May I ask who calls to speak to his excellency?
Senkamegami: *Stephanotis Accadia* representative of the non-yaoi fan club. I would like to talk to Treize, excuse me his excellency seeing to it that I have proper permission to use his name in any of me and my associates brief fanfiction stories, and discuss the matter of the story it self and see if he approves?
Lady Une: * sounding gentle like and happy* I will have you transferred to his private line at once Accadia-Sama.
Senkamegami: Thank you, Miss
Lady Une: *thinks* maybe latter along the lines a plot what plot staring his excellency and myself
* I sit waiting listening to waiting music which happens to be "Do it till ya satisfied"*
Senkamegami: do it uh, do it uh, do it till ya satisfied.
* Duo burst out into laughing*
Duo: Non yaoi fan club. hahahahaha
Heero: Shut up baka.
Duo: Ya see he wasn't trying to shut me up when I was talking about hot steamy fu-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Senkamegami: Hey Hee-Chan that braid is great for a gag, if you know what I mean. " cuff em' partner"
Trowa: * in a wisper* cuffs check.....whipped cream check......mmmmmmmmm bon.....
* me, Duo, and Heero look at trowa*
Everyone who is sane and awake: 0.o
* the music stops and Treize is put on*
Treize: look I have asked this fan club and it's followers several times to stop calling me, and if you call one more time I am going to-
Stephanotis: Treize you and Zechs make a cute couple
Treize: Excuse me, this is the Non-Yaoi Fan Club right?
Senkamegami: Nope! Just a lie to get through to you.
Treize: Ah, I see. So, what are the reasons for this call?
Senkamegami: Let's get down to business so I can stop wasting our time. I want to put you into a pure hard-core fucking series of fanfiction. And I'm talking the first sentence you read is "Suck it you little cockhound........mmmmm kami" the wetness enveloped his shaft and swallowed him whole. "
I hear Treize breathing increase over the phone.
Treize: I do think that is so unbecoming of a gentle man, but on the contrary if you throw in a story with my dragon and we have a deal.
Senkamegami: And what about Zechs? Will he join me in my quest to write the perfect plot what plot?
Treize: Zechs what do you think?
Zechs: mmmm hmmm mamufmhamma hmmmm
Treize: hmmmmmm humming is a good thing, and I take that as a yes.
Senkamegami: Good it is set then. Well, bai Treize, and don't choke poor Milliardo.
Treize: Good day, and I will try but it's really hard.
the phone call has ended.
Treize pets Milliardo's head and says "Cockhound? Hmph, I think she knows you too well huh Milliardo?"
Zechs: Mmmmmm hmmmm
* the phone disappears with a small explosion of confetti, and everyone is awake*
Trowa: cockhound?
Duo: I think she is going to have us sounding like something out of a cheap porno movie, when she writes these fics.
Senkamegami: I will take in to mind dialect, and the cheap porno lines serve there purpose. Ain't that right Tro-chan
Trowa: *monotoneous* cockhound?
* the others started busting out into laughter which in turn had awaken Wufei.*
Wufei: KISAMA!
Senkamegami: KISAMA and an Omea o korosu to you too.
Duo: Quatre?
Quatre: yes Duo?
Duo: are you really a nympho?
* he passes out and Trowa catches him*
Duo: Trowa is he really cause hee-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Senkamegami: well enough of this conversation, I will get started on the pure plot what plots.
* the lights go out and it's pitch black*
Voice 1: Omea ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ko-
Voice 2: Shut up you talk to much just let daddy handle every thing
Voice 1: No I will- mmm ahhhhhh
Voice 3: Why is it dark in here?
Voice 4: why do you think?
Voice 3: well since it's dark can we please play-
Voice 4: all in do time but first let me........
Voice 3: Ohhhhhh oh God mmmmmmmmmmm please!
Voice 4: No I want you louder I wanna hear every sound because you sound so sexy!
Voice 3: OHHHHHHHHH KAMIIIIIIII SAMAAAAAA PLEASE PLEASE!
* there is small pitter patter of footsteps in the house which are barely heard over several voices*
Voice 5: This is un- Who in the hell is touching my leg!?!
Voice 6: Who do you think dragon?
Voice 5: What mmmmmm
Voice 7: Hmmm marphmm mmmmm hmmmm.
Voice 6: See I told you dragon humping--err I mean humming is a good think isn't that right blondie
Voice 7: mmmm hmmmm
So then on later in the night the there was bump, and gunk, and some other junk. That was leather, creamy, and silky clean. Just the kinda things that would make you scream. So while the moment is right get a whip and strap your bishi tonight.
because the joygasm would be a delight.
Author's note: I kinda don't plan on doing a sequel, but if I get enough request I'll take the time, and think of some stuff to right to continue this.
Warnings: It's YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI (Gay People). So if you don't like don't read
Bad Language.
Spoilers: Cheap porno jokes, and self insertion (you know some people just don't like S. I.)
Senkamegami: I don't think that those were pwp's
Duo: They had to be! I mean for practically the whole fic I was giving Hee-Chan the best fu-
Heero: Omea o Korosu!
Senkamegami and Duo: You know you liked it Hee-Chan.
Duo: Hey that was my line.
Senkamegami: Would you rather I beat you to it or share they glory.
* duo shoots a mini glare o death and I shrug it off*
Trowa:.......
Duo: so did you like reading the fic Tro-Kun
* Trowa has a nosebleed and leaves to the bath room*
Senkamegami: Wow that was quicker than Wufie!
Wufei: You unhonorable Onna! And don't call me wuFIE it's WU-FEI!
Duo: I wonder where Quatre is?
Senkamegami: probably fu-
* Quatre comes bouncing in the room with a cheery smile on his face*
Quatre: Hey you guys, I thought I heard my name?
Senkamegami: 0.o
Duo: And you were saying Senka-Chan
Senkamegami: Oh and it was the best fic I ever read.
Duo: what kind of fic was it?
Senkamegami: Oh duo it was a good old fashion steamy fu-
* Wufei nosebleeds running to the bathroom with Trowa and Quatre blushes*
Quatre: don't you think that is a bit inappropriate.
* gets an evil smile*
Senkamegami: actually I think it is inappropriate seeing the matter of the material
Quatre: I'm glad you agree.
Senkamegami: on the contrary I think it is inappropriate material because you know my favorite pwp couple is 3x4.
* Quatre faints at the thought*
Duo: Wow he was even better than Wufei!
* looks at heero*
Senkamegami: SO Heero exactly why haven't you done anything?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: because he likes the kinky talk. I mean he may that I'm a talkative baka now but when we are screwing like animals he loves it when I talk-
* then duo's braid was stuck in his mouth by Heero. and I take it out*
Duo: when I talk-
Stephanotis: No!
Duo: but-
Senkamegami: Jx2
* he shudders then nods*
Senkamegami: So lets get the others back out here and talk about this topic. Heero go and get them.
Heero: Hn. What purpose doesn't his talk have?
Senkamegami: None of your concern now go.
Heero: The perfect solider must have perfect understanding before a mission is accomplished.
Senkamegami: Rx1
* he swiftly leaves to get Trowa and Wufei. then returns with a small cup of water, and pours in on Quatre*
Quatre: Nani?
Trowa: ..........
Wufei: unhonorable ONNA!
Stephanotis: let us talk like rational people about plot what plot.
Duo: they are SUGOI! especially the hot steamy
Senkamegami: 0.o "E"nough we know that. But they are not plot what plot. some of the authors give a rather plot like set up. A true plot what plot would be like "OH GOD
FUCK ME TROWA" with that he thrust him member deeper into the nymphomaniac
right on the first sentence.
* Trowa has fainted on the floor in a puddle of blood, and Quatre turned bright red, and Wufei now remains in a catatonic state, while Duo is sending Omea o I am going to fuck you stares at Heero whose eye brow is slightly twitching and he shifts in his chair.
Senkamegami: I guess I am going to have to several true plot what plots. Hmmm. Let me call Treize and Zechs, I mean it wouldn't be certain if it didn't have my beautiful gentle men's approval.
* a cell phone appears out of fanfic space* (fanfic space a space in which any thing can appear out of in case there are no current spaces to take an item Although spandex space is available I respect Duo's piece of a@@)
Senkamegami: is Treize there?
Lady Une: May I ask who calls to speak to his excellency?
Senkamegami: *Stephanotis Accadia* representative of the non-yaoi fan club. I would like to talk to Treize, excuse me his excellency seeing to it that I have proper permission to use his name in any of me and my associates brief fanfiction stories, and discuss the matter of the story it self and see if he approves?
Lady Une: * sounding gentle like and happy* I will have you transferred to his private line at once Accadia-Sama.
Senkamegami: Thank you, Miss
Lady Une: *thinks* maybe latter along the lines a plot what plot staring his excellency and myself
* I sit waiting listening to waiting music which happens to be "Do it till ya satisfied"*
Senkamegami: do it uh, do it uh, do it till ya satisfied.
* Duo burst out into laughing*
Duo: Non yaoi fan club. hahahahaha
Heero: Shut up baka.
Duo: Ya see he wasn't trying to shut me up when I was talking about hot steamy fu-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Senkamegami: Hey Hee-Chan that braid is great for a gag, if you know what I mean. " cuff em' partner"
Trowa: * in a wisper* cuffs check.....whipped cream check......mmmmmmmmm bon.....
* me, Duo, and Heero look at trowa*
Everyone who is sane and awake: 0.o
* the music stops and Treize is put on*
Treize: look I have asked this fan club and it's followers several times to stop calling me, and if you call one more time I am going to-
Stephanotis: Treize you and Zechs make a cute couple
Treize: Excuse me, this is the Non-Yaoi Fan Club right?
Senkamegami: Nope! Just a lie to get through to you.
Treize: Ah, I see. So, what are the reasons for this call?
Senkamegami: Let's get down to business so I can stop wasting our time. I want to put you into a pure hard-core fucking series of fanfiction. And I'm talking the first sentence you read is "Suck it you little cockhound........mmmmm kami" the wetness enveloped his shaft and swallowed him whole. "
I hear Treize breathing increase over the phone.
Treize: I do think that is so unbecoming of a gentle man, but on the contrary if you throw in a story with my dragon and we have a deal.
Senkamegami: And what about Zechs? Will he join me in my quest to write the perfect plot what plot?
Treize: Zechs what do you think?
Zechs: mmmm hmmm mamufmhamma hmmmm
Treize: hmmmmmm humming is a good thing, and I take that as a yes.
Senkamegami: Good it is set then. Well, bai Treize, and don't choke poor Milliardo.
Treize: Good day, and I will try but it's really hard.
the phone call has ended.
Treize pets Milliardo's head and says "Cockhound? Hmph, I think she knows you too well huh Milliardo?"
Zechs: Mmmmmm hmmmm
* the phone disappears with a small explosion of confetti, and everyone is awake*
Trowa: cockhound?
Duo: I think she is going to have us sounding like something out of a cheap porno movie, when she writes these fics.
Senkamegami: I will take in to mind dialect, and the cheap porno lines serve there purpose. Ain't that right Tro-chan
Trowa: *monotoneous* cockhound?
* the others started busting out into laughter which in turn had awaken Wufei.*
Wufei: KISAMA!
Senkamegami: KISAMA and an Omea o korosu to you too.
Duo: Quatre?
Quatre: yes Duo?
Duo: are you really a nympho?
* he passes out and Trowa catches him*
Duo: Trowa is he really cause hee-
* once again his braid is stuffed into his mouth*
Senkamegami: well enough of this conversation, I will get started on the pure plot what plots.
* the lights go out and it's pitch black*
Voice 1: Omea ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ko-
Voice 2: Shut up you talk to much just let daddy handle every thing
Voice 1: No I will- mmm ahhhhhh
Voice 3: Why is it dark in here?
Voice 4: why do you think?
Voice 3: well since it's dark can we please play-
Voice 4: all in do time but first let me........
Voice 3: Ohhhhhh oh God mmmmmmmmmmm please!
Voice 4: No I want you louder I wanna hear every sound because you sound so sexy!
Voice 3: OHHHHHHHHH KAMIIIIIIII SAMAAAAAA PLEASE PLEASE!
* there is small pitter patter of footsteps in the house which are barely heard over several voices*
Voice 5: This is un- Who in the hell is touching my leg!?!
Voice 6: Who do you think dragon?
Voice 5: What mmmmmm
Voice 7: Hmmm marphmm mmmmm hmmmm.
Voice 6: See I told you dragon humping--err I mean humming is a good think isn't that right blondie
Voice 7: mmmm hmmmm
So then on later in the night the there was bump, and gunk, and some other junk. That was leather, creamy, and silky clean. Just the kinda things that would make you scream. So while the moment is right get a whip and strap your bishi tonight.
because the joygasm would be a delight.
Author's note: I kinda don't plan on doing a sequel, but if I get enough request I'll take the time, and think of some stuff to right to continue this.