Wyldon...my buttercup!

Wyldon, Oh Wyldon,
How I love thee so!
How I like to rub your shiny crown,
And move my hand all the way down!

Wyldon, Oh Wyldon,
I love nothing more
Than to have your muscular fat body
Compressing me, cutting off my every last breath!

Wyldon, Oh Wyldon,
I love no-one else but thee.
Your name is so pretty,
Like a sweet, stinging bee!

Wyldon, Oh Wyldon,
You mean the earth to me.
The way you caress,
And pull off my dress!

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Heehee! Jendi will b annoyed! (Joke fic, in case u didn't get it).
Go Amethyst! Oh, that was *funny*. Never laughed so much. Pls review!