Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam, or any products associated with it. I'm not getting paid, but I am being highly amused.
Oh yeah I don't know fantasymonk, but I'm dedicating the sequel to ya. (I plan on doing this to people who give the first *good* & critical review, So here's lookin' at you babe. Oh yeah am I'm glad to make your
Senkamegami: Who the fuck you calling bitch you shitty sounding transvestite hooker!
* the gun is now laying at the back to my head*
Senkamegami: You know you aren't really a trans-
UPWIV: Shut up! Now you are going to * flip* that switch and turn on all the lights in this bitch!
Senkamegami: But what about-
UPWIV: Just shut up and do it!!!!
* I reluctantly flip the switch on the fuse box*
* upstairs the G-boys are found in various position.*
Quatre: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Trowa: .....( FUCKING HELL!)
Heero: OMEA O KOROSU!
Duo: FUCKINGMOTHERFUCKERSIMGONNAKICKYOURSORRYBITCHASSES
Treize: Now whatever shall I'll do!
Zechs: Mmmmy God!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!
* camera flashes went off, tape, camera, digital camera recorders went on. There were sketch artist, impressionist, and reporters crowded in the study, kitchen, and the bathroom*
(for all the people playing along at home this is clue #1)
Reporter 1: How do you feel about homosexuality Mr. Treize?
Treize: Well if I'm fucking some kid up the ass, how do you think I feel!?!?
* more pictures where taken*
Zechs: Can someone please get that thing away from me
* he swats off the utensil that's in his face*
(for all the people playing along at home this is clue #2)
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!! NATUKU SAYS YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!
* a naked Wufei takes out an impressionist, and is set to kill another one*
* else where in the house there are a mass of dead bodies on the floor, and Heero is cowering away from duo*
Duo: Shinigami has returned!!!!!! I want blood and I want it NOW!! HEERO!!
Heero: ye...yes?
* Duo glomps Heero, and gives him a fire scorching. helluva passionate kiss.*
Duo: Sorry 'bout scaring you koi, but you know if they got us then.....
Heero: I destroy the evidence. You go get the others
* With that he reached into the discarded pants and pull out a flame-thrower burning all the evidence, and dead bodies. Then he flushed the ashes*
(for all of those playing along that is clue..fucking hell you know what clue it was and who's fucking who dammit I ruined my game. But ha you still have to find out in the words of Duo,
" who dunnit!" )* Duo left the room screaming*
Duo: YOUR ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE CAUSE THE GREAT SHINIGAMI HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Quatre pull out of his lover. He still had a raging hard on, and his lover hadn't came yet!!!! Oh somebody's gonna have hell to pay*
Quatre: That's it! Who the fuck sent you!?!?!
Reporter 2: Who's this mysterious man Winner-Sama? How long have you know him?
Quatre: I'm going to give you people 3 seconds to answer my question or............
* His eyes were starting to change it had maniacal glint in them. Just then a mime came up to Trowa and started pantoming*
// Now everyone knows that ALL clowns are afraid of the dreaded MIME //
* Trowa starts shaking and clutching protectively to his blonde lover's leg*
Trowa: ....... *hurt puppy eyes* (Quatre I'm so scared)
Quatre: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
* The blond boy ripped out the mime's tonsil's and windpipes. Just when Duo burst through the doors with a scythe Killing reporters destroying books, other shelved items.
( for all the people playing along, I'm fucking sick of saying this so I figure that you aren't retarded, and you can figure out the clues your own damned selves. I mean how do you think I feel! Well, how do you think I feel!?! Miserable just miserable! Having no meaning in life except telling clues that everyone gets. Taking away the mystery. I'm a failure. \\ out of now where comes a cheesecake, some ice cream, and a note that says love mommy\\ ^_^V)
* Quatre started shaking violently, and the gates of the universe opened up. Around Duo a red aura appeared, and his eyes went blood red*
Duo: ADVOCATOUS DIABOLOUS (devil's advocate I think) SHINIGAMI WILL HAVE YOU NOW!!!!
* he killed some more people. While Quatre was levitating objects, the perpetrators, and kill destroyed the hole room in flash of light.*
Trowa: ..... (Quatre your my heero)
* Quatre glomped Trowa, and they all left to meet up with Heero in the kitchen.*
(And can you believe that they were naked the whole time all this shit was happening. Unreal I tell you! UNREAL!)
Now even though there was a bump, and a gunk, and some other junk the G-boys were now truly in a slump. When they got to the kitchen, they found not to their delight, a chained up Zechsy-poo who had been covered in slime. There was a ransom note on the fridge held up with a princess crown magnet. It read "I got your friends and there ain't shit you can do about it!" Now four nakie G-boys lay in a daze. Two lovers were hard, and all of them pissed off, and sex crazed. While poor Zechsy-poo just hung upside down, and sobbed, cause those nosey ass people took his employer and love.
Author's note: Now I know I'm gonna have to right a trilogy, damned that Heresy bar.
Well, I hope you enjoyed, and please R&R
Shameless plugs: the clue, Carrie (the movie), the exorcist, and Dr. Suess (I love that man)
(oh yeah and the flame thrower part, well when I use to live on a military sub division, there were these guys out in my back yard burning the pine trees with flame throwers. It was soo cool I wanted a flame thrower right then and there. SO, don't be surprised if you see them in any more of my fics)
Please R&R would be nice.
Oh yeah I don't know fantasymonk, but I'm dedicating the sequel to ya. (I plan on doing this to people who give the first *good* & critical review, So here's lookin' at you babe. Oh yeah am I'm glad to make your
Senkamegami: Who the fuck you calling bitch you shitty sounding transvestite hooker!
* the gun is now laying at the back to my head*
Senkamegami: You know you aren't really a trans-
UPWIV: Shut up! Now you are going to * flip* that switch and turn on all the lights in this bitch!
Senkamegami: But what about-
UPWIV: Just shut up and do it!!!!
* I reluctantly flip the switch on the fuse box*
* upstairs the G-boys are found in various position.*
Quatre: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Trowa: .....( FUCKING HELL!)
Heero: OMEA O KOROSU!
Duo: FUCKINGMOTHERFUCKERSIMGONNAKICKYOURSORRYBITCHASSES
Treize: Now whatever shall I'll do!
Zechs: Mmmmy God!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!
* camera flashes went off, tape, camera, digital camera recorders went on. There were sketch artist, impressionist, and reporters crowded in the study, kitchen, and the bathroom*
(for all the people playing along at home this is clue #1)
Reporter 1: How do you feel about homosexuality Mr. Treize?
Treize: Well if I'm fucking some kid up the ass, how do you think I feel!?!?
* more pictures where taken*
Zechs: Can someone please get that thing away from me
* he swats off the utensil that's in his face*
(for all the people playing along at home this is clue #2)
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!! NATUKU SAYS YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!
* a naked Wufei takes out an impressionist, and is set to kill another one*
* else where in the house there are a mass of dead bodies on the floor, and Heero is cowering away from duo*
Duo: Shinigami has returned!!!!!! I want blood and I want it NOW!! HEERO!!
Heero: ye...yes?
* Duo glomps Heero, and gives him a fire scorching. helluva passionate kiss.*
Duo: Sorry 'bout scaring you koi, but you know if they got us then.....
Heero: I destroy the evidence. You go get the others
* With that he reached into the discarded pants and pull out a flame-thrower burning all the evidence, and dead bodies. Then he flushed the ashes*
(for all of those playing along that is clue..fucking hell you know what clue it was and who's fucking who dammit I ruined my game. But ha you still have to find out in the words of Duo,
" who dunnit!" )* Duo left the room screaming*
Duo: YOUR ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE CAUSE THE GREAT SHINIGAMI HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Quatre pull out of his lover. He still had a raging hard on, and his lover hadn't came yet!!!! Oh somebody's gonna have hell to pay*
Quatre: That's it! Who the fuck sent you!?!?!
Reporter 2: Who's this mysterious man Winner-Sama? How long have you know him?
Quatre: I'm going to give you people 3 seconds to answer my question or............
* His eyes were starting to change it had maniacal glint in them. Just then a mime came up to Trowa and started pantoming*
// Now everyone knows that ALL clowns are afraid of the dreaded MIME //
* Trowa starts shaking and clutching protectively to his blonde lover's leg*
Trowa: ....... *hurt puppy eyes* (Quatre I'm so scared)
Quatre: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
* The blond boy ripped out the mime's tonsil's and windpipes. Just when Duo burst through the doors with a scythe Killing reporters destroying books, other shelved items.
( for all the people playing along, I'm fucking sick of saying this so I figure that you aren't retarded, and you can figure out the clues your own damned selves. I mean how do you think I feel! Well, how do you think I feel!?! Miserable just miserable! Having no meaning in life except telling clues that everyone gets. Taking away the mystery. I'm a failure. \\ out of now where comes a cheesecake, some ice cream, and a note that says love mommy\\ ^_^V)
* Quatre started shaking violently, and the gates of the universe opened up. Around Duo a red aura appeared, and his eyes went blood red*
Duo: ADVOCATOUS DIABOLOUS (devil's advocate I think) SHINIGAMI WILL HAVE YOU NOW!!!!
* he killed some more people. While Quatre was levitating objects, the perpetrators, and kill destroyed the hole room in flash of light.*
Trowa: ..... (Quatre your my heero)
* Quatre glomped Trowa, and they all left to meet up with Heero in the kitchen.*
(And can you believe that they were naked the whole time all this shit was happening. Unreal I tell you! UNREAL!)
Now even though there was a bump, and a gunk, and some other junk the G-boys were now truly in a slump. When they got to the kitchen, they found not to their delight, a chained up Zechsy-poo who had been covered in slime. There was a ransom note on the fridge held up with a princess crown magnet. It read "I got your friends and there ain't shit you can do about it!" Now four nakie G-boys lay in a daze. Two lovers were hard, and all of them pissed off, and sex crazed. While poor Zechsy-poo just hung upside down, and sobbed, cause those nosey ass people took his employer and love.
Author's note: Now I know I'm gonna have to right a trilogy, damned that Heresy bar.
Well, I hope you enjoyed, and please R&R
Shameless plugs: the clue, Carrie (the movie), the exorcist, and Dr. Suess (I love that man)
(oh yeah and the flame thrower part, well when I use to live on a military sub division, there were these guys out in my back yard burning the pine trees with flame throwers. It was soo cool I wanted a flame thrower right then and there. SO, don't be surprised if you see them in any more of my fics)
Please R&R would be nice.