Disclaimer: I don't have to do a disclaimer cause I did it in the first chapter........So ha!
In other disclosed locations
Voice 1: That was brilliant Miss Relena, Just brilliant!
Miss Relena: I know it was one of my better ideas wasn't?
Voice 1: Most certainly!
Miss Relena and her friend sat back and looked at there trophies
Voice 2: You'll never get away with this!!!!
Voice 1: But we already have.
Voice 3: Yes someone will find out, and they'll come and save us.......Right?
Voice 2: RIGHT!!!!!!
* Relena's friends just continued to take more snap shots of their trophies*
Miss Relena: This must be an injustice to pink tutu's I just don't think the color compliment his skin tone....it's too pale
Voice 1: Don't worry when we develop the picture the color will look much better, but Miss Relena I have one question?
Miss Relena: Yes?
Voice 1: What shall we do with the pictures?
Miss Relena: E-mail them to the Gundam Pilots of course.
Voice 1: Brilliant......just Brilliant
* Else where at the Gundam's safe house*
Quatre: Someone untie Zechs
* Heero quickly obliged, by aiming the flame-thrower as Zechs and burning a smidgen of the rope*
Zechs: Oomph....thanks Heero.
Heero: hn
Duo: I want to know who in the fuck did this! I mean this is bullshit.
* while Duo was ranting Trowa was sitting under the kitchen table*
Trowa:.........
Duo: Quatre what's wrong with Trowa? I mean he has stayed with the CIRCUS, and he's a GUNDAM PILOT!
Quatre: There was a mime in there.
* Quatre went over to the kitchen table*
Quatre: Come over here Trowa
* He shook his head no continuosly*
Quatre: I'll get you some cotton candy
* He shook his head no only a little*
Duo: I know a way to get him from under the table
* a naked Duo pulled up a chair to the table and sat with his legs open (yeah I know this is really hentai..........but it gets worse)*
Duo: Hey Tro...while ya' down there ya' mind suckin' my cock?
* Heero, Zechs, and Quatre facefaulted. Trowa looked at Duo, and moved over to his thigh. Rubbing on.*
Duo: Shit!
* Duo fell out of his chair.*
Trowa: .........Hmmm
* He got up from the table, and gave Quatre a hug*
Trowa: (whisper) spist spist spist
* Quatre blushed*
Quatre: OK.
Duo: I told you it would work!
* Recovering from his facefault Heero slapped Duo*
Heero: Omea o korosu
* He raised his flame thrower and aimed it at Duo*
Duo: Was just trying to help Trowa
* He was just about to pull the trigger(?)*
Quatre: WE MUSTN'T BE FIGHTING YOU GUYS
Zechs: He's right, and besides we still have to find out who did this.
Heero: Relena that psycho stalking bitch....Omea o korosu, and I mean it his time
Zechs: That's my sister, and I don't think it was her, she's not that good at planning an ambush as good as this. However, it is like her do get someone else to do her dirty work for her.
Quatre: You have a point, but my Uchuu no kokoro is telling me it isn't her or............(get a little afraid) DOROTHY
* Dr. Evil's 1 billion dollar theme pops out of the background*
Duo: (I'm not in SDDI, but I think this should do the society justice) OK lemme' see, just a moment ago were screwing like bunnies. Before that we were talking with a fanfic author........she has to know who did this shit. I mean after all she wrote it didn't she?
Trowa: Good point, but the question is where is she, and do you actually think she'll do anymore self insertions?
Zechs: Well she might, but we'd have to do some whorish stuff or just plain kinky.....she's sick in the head like that.
*Heero's eye riveted to Duo's, who gave him a wink, and then to Zechs*
Heero: Like what?
Quatre: I always thought Duo was the kinky one not you, but-
* Trowa had covered Quatre's hentai talkin' mouth*
Trowa: .....excuse him
Duo: No offense taken Tro-chan I mean we are practically standing here naked, and talkin' like we are fully dressed about the whether. OH yeah, and Tro- would you have really sucked my-
* Heero put his hand over his mouth, dropping his flame thrower*
Heero: Omea o korosu.......BAKA
Zechs: Can we please stay on subject.....it's hard to believe these are the infamous Gundam pilots.
* Duo gives Trowa a predatorily stare, and is given the "zero-glare-o-hell"(tm) by Quatre*
Duo: Yeah....so what were we talkin' bout again
Heero: All the hentai things we need to do...........to get the author here.
Trowa: Took you long enough to figure out why we need to do the kinky things.
Quatre: TROWA!
Trowa: your just as hentai as he is.........zinger boy.
* Quatre blushed nine shades of nakie crimson*
Quatre: well......you....well you are TOO!
Duo: Did you just say something about my Hot Horny Heero (I just lost those SDDI brownie points)
Trowa: Yeah I said something about your bitch!
Heero: who you callin' bitch CLOWN BOY
Quatre: You SPANDEX BOY!!!!!...........Jezzz as hentai as you fucking are you'd think you'd wear something that covers your hard-ons better!
Duo: That's it NO FUCKIN' BODY calls Hee-Chan SPANDEX BOY, but me
* Duo tackled Quatre, and Trowa tackled Duo, and Heero tackled Trowa*
Heero: Yeah, and shut up about spandex Trowa, they're better than those tight ass jeans of yours.....talk about not hiding a bulge....my ass you of all people should no about that!
Trowa: Bite me
Duo: Okay
Heero: I know you are into that kinky shit anyway. Right Quatre?
Quatre: Fuck you Heero
Duo: NO....that's my occupation
* they continued to beat each other (nakie might I add) Zechs just observed the madness then his calm elegant persona snapped*
Zechs: ENOUGH!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GET OFF OF EACH OTHER NOW!
* silence....a pin drops......and another pin drops. Then the pilots get themselves untangled and off the floor standing at attention (not in that area you hentais)*
Zechs: GO AND GET CLEANED UP.....FUCK BATH...JUST COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE SANE AND DRESSED.
All the pilots: Yes SIR!
* They leave to go their respected rooms, and get ah hem "refreshed"
Voice 1: I really want to wear the pink.....please
Voice 2: Okay only if your a good boy
Voice 1: I'm a weally good boy.
Voice 2: Oh yeah show me.
* a second passes*
Voice 2: Ummmm, yeah that's it good suck a little harder ummmmmmmmmmm
Voice 1: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Voice 2: I see you've been........ talking to Zechs......... again, I ne-----ver though a bad influence could be ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood!
* another second passed*
Voice 1: can I have my spanking now please?!
Voice 2: Okay
* there was the sound of smacks and whacks through out the house. BUT elsewhere*
Voice 3: Kneel!
Voice 4: An Arabian prince does not kneel
Voice 3: Okay...........
* there was a loud smack*
Voice 4: Itai! OK
Voice 3: Good.
* a shuffle of body ligaments happen and second passes*
Voice 4: Ummmmmmmm harder .......
Voice 3: Ummmmmmmm
* and yet still elsewhere*
Voice 5: I need some relief
* there is the crinkling of some candy wrappers
Voice 5: Ohhhhhhh this lolli taste soooo good, but want something bigger to suck on
Voice 5: mmmmmmmmmm really big, and hard
* After "refreshing themselves they sat at the kitchen table*
Duo: Did you guys do anything on this table?
Zechs: We aren't that unrefined....we did it on the floor
Heero and Trowa: hmmmmmmmmm
Zechs: Anyway shall we get on with it?
In other disclosed locations
Voice 1: That was brilliant Miss Relena, Just brilliant!
Miss Relena: I know it was one of my better ideas wasn't?
Voice 1: Most certainly!
Miss Relena and her friend sat back and looked at there trophies
Voice 2: You'll never get away with this!!!!
Voice 1: But we already have.
Voice 3: Yes someone will find out, and they'll come and save us.......Right?
Voice 2: RIGHT!!!!!!
* Relena's friends just continued to take more snap shots of their trophies*
Miss Relena: This must be an injustice to pink tutu's I just don't think the color compliment his skin tone....it's too pale
Voice 1: Don't worry when we develop the picture the color will look much better, but Miss Relena I have one question?
Miss Relena: Yes?
Voice 1: What shall we do with the pictures?
Miss Relena: E-mail them to the Gundam Pilots of course.
Voice 1: Brilliant......just Brilliant
* Else where at the Gundam's safe house*
Quatre: Someone untie Zechs
* Heero quickly obliged, by aiming the flame-thrower as Zechs and burning a smidgen of the rope*
Zechs: Oomph....thanks Heero.
Heero: hn
Duo: I want to know who in the fuck did this! I mean this is bullshit.
* while Duo was ranting Trowa was sitting under the kitchen table*
Trowa:.........
Duo: Quatre what's wrong with Trowa? I mean he has stayed with the CIRCUS, and he's a GUNDAM PILOT!
Quatre: There was a mime in there.
* Quatre went over to the kitchen table*
Quatre: Come over here Trowa
* He shook his head no continuosly*
Quatre: I'll get you some cotton candy
* He shook his head no only a little*
Duo: I know a way to get him from under the table
* a naked Duo pulled up a chair to the table and sat with his legs open (yeah I know this is really hentai..........but it gets worse)*
Duo: Hey Tro...while ya' down there ya' mind suckin' my cock?
* Heero, Zechs, and Quatre facefaulted. Trowa looked at Duo, and moved over to his thigh. Rubbing on.*
Duo: Shit!
* Duo fell out of his chair.*
Trowa: .........Hmmm
* He got up from the table, and gave Quatre a hug*
Trowa: (whisper) spist spist spist
* Quatre blushed*
Quatre: OK.
Duo: I told you it would work!
* Recovering from his facefault Heero slapped Duo*
Heero: Omea o korosu
* He raised his flame thrower and aimed it at Duo*
Duo: Was just trying to help Trowa
* He was just about to pull the trigger(?)*
Quatre: WE MUSTN'T BE FIGHTING YOU GUYS
Zechs: He's right, and besides we still have to find out who did this.
Heero: Relena that psycho stalking bitch....Omea o korosu, and I mean it his time
Zechs: That's my sister, and I don't think it was her, she's not that good at planning an ambush as good as this. However, it is like her do get someone else to do her dirty work for her.
Quatre: You have a point, but my Uchuu no kokoro is telling me it isn't her or............(get a little afraid) DOROTHY
* Dr. Evil's 1 billion dollar theme pops out of the background*
Duo: (I'm not in SDDI, but I think this should do the society justice) OK lemme' see, just a moment ago were screwing like bunnies. Before that we were talking with a fanfic author........she has to know who did this shit. I mean after all she wrote it didn't she?
Trowa: Good point, but the question is where is she, and do you actually think she'll do anymore self insertions?
Zechs: Well she might, but we'd have to do some whorish stuff or just plain kinky.....she's sick in the head like that.
*Heero's eye riveted to Duo's, who gave him a wink, and then to Zechs*
Heero: Like what?
Quatre: I always thought Duo was the kinky one not you, but-
* Trowa had covered Quatre's hentai talkin' mouth*
Trowa: .....excuse him
Duo: No offense taken Tro-chan I mean we are practically standing here naked, and talkin' like we are fully dressed about the whether. OH yeah, and Tro- would you have really sucked my-
* Heero put his hand over his mouth, dropping his flame thrower*
Heero: Omea o korosu.......BAKA
Zechs: Can we please stay on subject.....it's hard to believe these are the infamous Gundam pilots.
* Duo gives Trowa a predatorily stare, and is given the "zero-glare-o-hell"(tm) by Quatre*
Duo: Yeah....so what were we talkin' bout again
Heero: All the hentai things we need to do...........to get the author here.
Trowa: Took you long enough to figure out why we need to do the kinky things.
Quatre: TROWA!
Trowa: your just as hentai as he is.........zinger boy.
* Quatre blushed nine shades of nakie crimson*
Quatre: well......you....well you are TOO!
Duo: Did you just say something about my Hot Horny Heero (I just lost those SDDI brownie points)
Trowa: Yeah I said something about your bitch!
Heero: who you callin' bitch CLOWN BOY
Quatre: You SPANDEX BOY!!!!!...........Jezzz as hentai as you fucking are you'd think you'd wear something that covers your hard-ons better!
Duo: That's it NO FUCKIN' BODY calls Hee-Chan SPANDEX BOY, but me
* Duo tackled Quatre, and Trowa tackled Duo, and Heero tackled Trowa*
Heero: Yeah, and shut up about spandex Trowa, they're better than those tight ass jeans of yours.....talk about not hiding a bulge....my ass you of all people should no about that!
Trowa: Bite me
Duo: Okay
Heero: I know you are into that kinky shit anyway. Right Quatre?
Quatre: Fuck you Heero
Duo: NO....that's my occupation
* they continued to beat each other (nakie might I add) Zechs just observed the madness then his calm elegant persona snapped*
Zechs: ENOUGH!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GET OFF OF EACH OTHER NOW!
* silence....a pin drops......and another pin drops. Then the pilots get themselves untangled and off the floor standing at attention (not in that area you hentais)*
Zechs: GO AND GET CLEANED UP.....FUCK BATH...JUST COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE SANE AND DRESSED.
All the pilots: Yes SIR!
* They leave to go their respected rooms, and get ah hem "refreshed"
Voice 1: I really want to wear the pink.....please
Voice 2: Okay only if your a good boy
Voice 1: I'm a weally good boy.
Voice 2: Oh yeah show me.
* a second passes*
Voice 2: Ummmm, yeah that's it good suck a little harder ummmmmmmmmmm
Voice 1: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Voice 2: I see you've been........ talking to Zechs......... again, I ne-----ver though a bad influence could be ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood!
* another second passed*
Voice 1: can I have my spanking now please?!
Voice 2: Okay
* there was the sound of smacks and whacks through out the house. BUT elsewhere*
Voice 3: Kneel!
Voice 4: An Arabian prince does not kneel
Voice 3: Okay...........
* there was a loud smack*
Voice 4: Itai! OK
Voice 3: Good.
* a shuffle of body ligaments happen and second passes*
Voice 4: Ummmmmmmm harder .......
Voice 3: Ummmmmmmm
* and yet still elsewhere*
Voice 5: I need some relief
* there is the crinkling of some candy wrappers
Voice 5: Ohhhhhhh this lolli taste soooo good, but want something bigger to suck on
Voice 5: mmmmmmmmmm really big, and hard
* After "refreshing themselves they sat at the kitchen table*
Duo: Did you guys do anything on this table?
Zechs: We aren't that unrefined....we did it on the floor
Heero and Trowa: hmmmmmmmmm
Zechs: Anyway shall we get on with it?