Disclaimer: it was already done in the first chapter. I know it's been a long time since I've written anything on this (on anything), but now I'm back and I'm gonna be finishing a lot of work on my computer. I have like 50 uncompleted stories.....and I'll be starting my new story
Mr. Milliardo Speaks his mind. However, for now Chapter 4 of Plot What Plot.
Spoilers:
Zechs: So shall we get on with it?
Duo: Like, "Let's get it on!"
*With those words the braided bishounen does a little wiggle of his hips*
Quatre: Focus. We are supposed to be trying to get the author here smartie.
Duo: Yes my intelligence is an admirable trait of mine
Trowa: So don't we need to do something hentai to get the author here?
* a groan escaped from zechs*
Zechs: I thought you already did something hentai a few minutes ago?
*Quatre and Duo a sported a cheeky grin at the blond and their respected lovers. While Heero remained stoic. Then Trowa walked up to Milliardo and whispered:*
Trowa: That's what stamina is for, and I'm sure you have more endurance than that lollipop.
*The murmured words were kept at such a soft tone that only Zechs heard it. Then he sported a very lovely rose tint to his cheeks. *
Zechs: Ahem, that was none of your concern Barton. The question is do you think she'll fall for the bait.
Heero: The odds of her falling for the bait is 75:100
Quatre: But considering the fact that she left us in the dark the first time we were screwing, do you actually think she'll come. Even though she's a pervert......
Duo: And a voyeur.
Quatre: She is modest. So now what do we have to work with?
*Trowa took a seat beside Duo at the counter. *
Trowa: Hmmm, good point, but instead of getting bait for Senka-Chan, we should see what clues our culprits left. *standing up dramatically, with one hand raised in the air* To the Batmobile!
* 5 sets of eyes were staring at the circus freak. *
Everyone Except Trowa: O.O
Zechs: So that's what stamina is for....the Batmobile......*he chuckled lightly*
Duo: (rambling) Am I the only one not following this shit here. Wufei and Treize were kidnapped.......if that's possible since Treize is like old...so you guys are pedophiles or rapist. But how could you rape the willing? Then ninjas, mimes, and some other fucked up people start showing up taking pictures of us and we are ass freakin' naked. Then Me and Q-man go like exorcist or something. I don't even know what the fuck advocatus..whatever I said means. Then everyone goes and screws, while Zechs has to jack off. So what does LOLLIPOPS and STAMINA, have to do with this. Then there's that crown refrigerator magnet...
Heero: SHUT UP BAKA!!
* Duo gets a hurt puppy dog look on his face. He is starting to chibify*
Quatre: My Uchuu no-
Trowa: Don't let him chibify it took 3 days to get him to unchibify the last time.
*Duo is eyes are growing bigger and bigger while his frame is getting smaller. He starts shaking from holding back tears. Heero quickly assess the situation. *
Heero: Gomen Duo-bunny. Ashiteru.......
Duo: Weally Hee-koi
Heero: Weally Du-bunny. I love you......forever
*He received a massive glomp attack from Duo, and was knocked on the floor*
Zechs: I hate to ruin your moment-
*Duo flashes a glare 10 times worse then Heero's and his eyes are glowing red*
Duo: *demonic sounding voice* then don't.
*Zechs backed away, and bumped into Quatre*
Quatre: *whispering* Usually if he doesn't chibify on the spot, he needs a moment with Heero, and he if doesn't literally all hell breaks loose.
Trowa: *also whispering* Let's go the living room....they might be here a while.
Else Where
Wufei: How in the hell did I get in here! This is INJUSTICE! KISAMA!!
Treize: Calm down dragon, I just love seeing you like this ... all tied up and no where to go.
*Wufei is chained to a chair, and is blindfolded, and such*
Wufei: this is not the time to get horny! If you had attacked me with that blond pedophile, I'd never be in this situation.
Treize: So WE raped You.
Wufei: Pretty much.
Treize: on the contrary dragon-FEI, you can't rape the willing.
*starts blushing*
Wufei: Kisama! I want to know who is responsible for this cause when I find them they are dead!!!!DEAD!
Back at Relena's
Dorothy: Just perfect, absolutely perfect Miss Relena. Do you think they will be grateful to you for this?
They better not be....that fucking Heero always getting in the way of my plans with Relena
Relena: Yes, most undoubtedly. Why if Heero new I captured and tortured the Doctors who brought about they torment, he'd come running to me. I mean this is sooooo not like a pacifist.
*The Doctor guy's are tied up and blind folded. Two guys in a a tutu (pink and purple), another in a cowboy outfit, and the other two look like mimes (I know I'm evil)
Dr. J: You'll never get away with this Relena Peacecraft. Heero well come and rescue us.
Yes my hot sexy solider will rescue his damsel in distress because he loves me
Dorothy: (evil bitch tone) Shut up you old fool, I could kill you now. Damned Miss Relena's pacifist ways!
Back at the G-Boys' living room.
Quatre: What was Duo saying about when he was rambling
* a moan is heard from he kitchen. "Harder Hee-koi
Zechs: I don't know he was babbling on to fast.
Trowa: Hmm....
*They both look at Trowa*
Zechs: Do you have an angle besides Relena...
Trowa: Actually I think I do. They took Treize and Wufei right?
Quatre: Well Duh!
*He receives a glare of disapproval. Then shrugs it off. *
Trowa: Quatre... *starting to get pissed*
*Quatre still looks aloof then Trowa jumps on him, taking a a rope out of bang space tm., He ties Quatre in a kneeling position *
Zechs: ^_^;;
Trowa: Ehem, as I was saying they took Treize and Wufei. Now why do you suppose that. We are all trained assassins, so who ever did it had to have some powerful contacts...
Zechs: .
*Zechs glancing at the bound Quatre. then grins like a weasel*
Trowa: Are you paying attention lollipop boi?
Zechs: *blushing* My name is-
*Just then a refreshed Heero and Duo strolled in the living room and took a seat sitting down*
Quatre: Cockhound...your name is cockhound blondie!?!
Zechs: *turning cherry (cherry...heh good flavor) *
*Duo burst out laughing along with Heero and Quatre. Trowa was the only who wasn't amused. *
Trowa: ENOUGH SHUT UP! I know who took Treize and Wufei.
*all eyes glanced at him in silence anticipating the answer. *
Author's Note: It took me long enough to get on this with this story. My buddy Kyle has been adopted as my living muse so thank him not me. And the ending may be a surprise.
Mr. Milliardo Speaks his mind. However, for now Chapter 4 of Plot What Plot.
Spoilers:
Zechs: So shall we get on with it?
Duo: Like, "Let's get it on!"
*With those words the braided bishounen does a little wiggle of his hips*
Quatre: Focus. We are supposed to be trying to get the author here smartie.
Duo: Yes my intelligence is an admirable trait of mine
Trowa: So don't we need to do something hentai to get the author here?
* a groan escaped from zechs*
Zechs: I thought you already did something hentai a few minutes ago?
*Quatre and Duo a sported a cheeky grin at the blond and their respected lovers. While Heero remained stoic. Then Trowa walked up to Milliardo and whispered:*
Trowa: That's what stamina is for, and I'm sure you have more endurance than that lollipop.
*The murmured words were kept at such a soft tone that only Zechs heard it. Then he sported a very lovely rose tint to his cheeks. *
Zechs: Ahem, that was none of your concern Barton. The question is do you think she'll fall for the bait.
Heero: The odds of her falling for the bait is 75:100
Quatre: But considering the fact that she left us in the dark the first time we were screwing, do you actually think she'll come. Even though she's a pervert......
Duo: And a voyeur.
Quatre: She is modest. So now what do we have to work with?
*Trowa took a seat beside Duo at the counter. *
Trowa: Hmmm, good point, but instead of getting bait for Senka-Chan, we should see what clues our culprits left. *standing up dramatically, with one hand raised in the air* To the Batmobile!
* 5 sets of eyes were staring at the circus freak. *
Everyone Except Trowa: O.O
Zechs: So that's what stamina is for....the Batmobile......*he chuckled lightly*
Duo: (rambling) Am I the only one not following this shit here. Wufei and Treize were kidnapped.......if that's possible since Treize is like old...so you guys are pedophiles or rapist. But how could you rape the willing? Then ninjas, mimes, and some other fucked up people start showing up taking pictures of us and we are ass freakin' naked. Then Me and Q-man go like exorcist or something. I don't even know what the fuck advocatus..whatever I said means. Then everyone goes and screws, while Zechs has to jack off. So what does LOLLIPOPS and STAMINA, have to do with this. Then there's that crown refrigerator magnet...
Heero: SHUT UP BAKA!!
* Duo gets a hurt puppy dog look on his face. He is starting to chibify*
Quatre: My Uchuu no-
Trowa: Don't let him chibify it took 3 days to get him to unchibify the last time.
*Duo is eyes are growing bigger and bigger while his frame is getting smaller. He starts shaking from holding back tears. Heero quickly assess the situation. *
Heero: Gomen Duo-bunny. Ashiteru.......
Duo: Weally Hee-koi
Heero: Weally Du-bunny. I love you......forever
*He received a massive glomp attack from Duo, and was knocked on the floor*
Zechs: I hate to ruin your moment-
*Duo flashes a glare 10 times worse then Heero's and his eyes are glowing red*
Duo: *demonic sounding voice* then don't.
*Zechs backed away, and bumped into Quatre*
Quatre: *whispering* Usually if he doesn't chibify on the spot, he needs a moment with Heero, and he if doesn't literally all hell breaks loose.
Trowa: *also whispering* Let's go the living room....they might be here a while.
Else Where
Wufei: How in the hell did I get in here! This is INJUSTICE! KISAMA!!
Treize: Calm down dragon, I just love seeing you like this ... all tied up and no where to go.
*Wufei is chained to a chair, and is blindfolded, and such*
Wufei: this is not the time to get horny! If you had attacked me with that blond pedophile, I'd never be in this situation.
Treize: So WE raped You.
Wufei: Pretty much.
Treize: on the contrary dragon-FEI, you can't rape the willing.
*starts blushing*
Wufei: Kisama! I want to know who is responsible for this cause when I find them they are dead!!!!DEAD!
Back at Relena's
Dorothy: Just perfect, absolutely perfect Miss Relena. Do you think they will be grateful to you for this?
They better not be....that fucking Heero always getting in the way of my plans with Relena
Relena: Yes, most undoubtedly. Why if Heero new I captured and tortured the Doctors who brought about they torment, he'd come running to me. I mean this is sooooo not like a pacifist.
*The Doctor guy's are tied up and blind folded. Two guys in a a tutu (pink and purple), another in a cowboy outfit, and the other two look like mimes (I know I'm evil)
Dr. J: You'll never get away with this Relena Peacecraft. Heero well come and rescue us.
Yes my hot sexy solider will rescue his damsel in distress because he loves me
Dorothy: (evil bitch tone) Shut up you old fool, I could kill you now. Damned Miss Relena's pacifist ways!
Back at the G-Boys' living room.
Quatre: What was Duo saying about when he was rambling
* a moan is heard from he kitchen. "Harder Hee-koi
Zechs: I don't know he was babbling on to fast.
Trowa: Hmm....
*They both look at Trowa*
Zechs: Do you have an angle besides Relena...
Trowa: Actually I think I do. They took Treize and Wufei right?
Quatre: Well Duh!
*He receives a glare of disapproval. Then shrugs it off. *
Trowa: Quatre... *starting to get pissed*
*Quatre still looks aloof then Trowa jumps on him, taking a a rope out of bang space tm., He ties Quatre in a kneeling position *
Zechs: ^_^;;
Trowa: Ehem, as I was saying they took Treize and Wufei. Now why do you suppose that. We are all trained assassins, so who ever did it had to have some powerful contacts...
Zechs: .
*Zechs glancing at the bound Quatre. then grins like a weasel*
Trowa: Are you paying attention lollipop boi?
Zechs: *blushing* My name is-
*Just then a refreshed Heero and Duo strolled in the living room and took a seat sitting down*
Quatre: Cockhound...your name is cockhound blondie!?!
Zechs: *turning cherry (cherry...heh good flavor) *
*Duo burst out laughing along with Heero and Quatre. Trowa was the only who wasn't amused. *
Trowa: ENOUGH SHUT UP! I know who took Treize and Wufei.
*all eyes glanced at him in silence anticipating the answer. *
Author's Note: It took me long enough to get on this with this story. My buddy Kyle has been adopted as my living muse so thank him not me. And the ending may be a surprise.