Out-takes:
Mewtwo Strikes Back:
The underwater thoughts: take one
Mewtwo is thinking and we see an underwater image, mew goes past the camera but smashes against the screen.
Director:ok, lets try once more, and Mew get a pair of underwater glasses.
Mew in the jungle:take one
The expedicionist goe past the Amazon and they dont know they are being observed, Mew flies across a pack of butterfrees but smashes against one of them and they both fall into the swamp.
Director:no, no NO, mew i told you to take a pair of glasses.
Mew:you said underwater glasses.
Make-up woman: if we put mew with glasses, she will look ridiculous.
The battle at the beggining:take one.
Bulbasaur goes to tackle the donphan, but the donphan hits him and he flies smashng against Ash who falls down.
Directior:bulbasaur, Ash, on your feet and lets try again.
The battle at the beggining:take two.
The donphan rolls for a tackle move and falls right off the cliff.
Director:no donphan, get him up here and lets try again.
The battle at the beggining: take three
The donphan hits bulbasaur who flies smashing against Brock's food.
Brock:owowowowowowowo, it hurts, get me a bucket of water.
Director:could you teach that bulbasaur to turn arround in the air and solar beam that fella?
The battle at the beggining:take four.
The donphan hits bulbasaur and he flies, Ash bents down and bulbasaur smashes against the table wich falls into the ocean, from the impact bulbasaur fires the solar beam and hits Ash.
Director:Not again, lets try again.
Ash:yeah, but wait till i cool down.
The battle at the beggining:take twenty seven.
The donphan hits bulbasaur who smashes against the parasol and rolls right into Brock's cauldron.
Brock:aaaagh, NOT AGAIN.
Directro:-scratching her face- i give up, we will try that after.
The chalenger:take one
The chalenger steps front and pikahu and togepi run torwards their trainers, pikachu hops onto the table and smashes himself against a bottle and falls down, they all laugh.
Ash:good one pikachu.
Pikachu:pikapikapiiiiiiiiikaaaCHUUUUUUUUUU-thundershocks Ash-
Director:ok, lets try this again.
The chalenger:take two
The chalenger comes, pikachu leaps onto the table and togepi runs to Misty's arms.
Chaenger:im looking for a trainer names Ass Ketchum, from Pallet town.
Ash:-standing up-yeah thats me.
Misty:-laughing-yeah, ASS Kechum, we knew you were an (censored) but thats the first time you admit it.
Brock falls over laughing.
Director:-laughs-good point Misty, anyways, back to your seats, lets try again.
The chalenger:take three.
The chalenger comes, pikachu leaps onto the table and togepi runs to Misty's arms.
Chaenger:im looking for a trainer names Ash Ketchum, from Pallet town.
Ash:yeah, thats me-stands up, but trips over his shoelaces and falls down-
Director:Ash, remember to tie your shoelaces next time.
Dragonite flying across the ocean:take one.
Th dragonite takes off and flies across the ocean, suddenly a lapras emerges from the water and dragonite hits her collapsing into the ocean.
Dragonite:-sinking-ouch, that hurt.
Lapras:upside up-and i just wanted to see the next take of this movie.
Director:lapras, wrong movie, you dont belong to this one.
Dragonite landing:take one
Dragonite flies past team rocket but goes several cm lower and hits them causing them to bash the cameraman.
Director:cut, ok, take the other camera, stitch those three a bit and lets try again.
Dragonite landing:take two
Dragonite flies past team rocket and lowers a bit, smashing against the table.
Director:dragonite, lets try again.
Dragonite landing:take three
Dragonite flies past team rocket and over the table throwing several things but when he lands he goes too fast and rolls down against a stone.
Director:good fly but you need to slow down.
Hungry team rocket:take one
Team rocket are observing the team eating.
James:if only i could put my hands on pikachu's food.
Jessie:i can cook something-takes out a frying pan and smashes meouth's face-
Meouth:no thanx, and even less if you smash my face with a frying pan.
Director:ok, you got a point there, but thats not the right sentence.
Dragonite leaves:take one
Dragonite speeded torwards the castle but Jessie places her frying pan to stop him, but the impact causes then to be fired against the forest.
Team rocket:team rocket is fired against a forest agaiiiiin.
Director:good point, but its WRONG.
Running under the storm:take one
The three of them are running under the storm, suddenly Misty slips and falls in a puddle getting soaked, Ash and Brock come next to her laughing.
Misty: ouch, that hurt.
Ash turns arround laughing and blushing, and Brock starts laughing too.
Misty:-angry- what are you guys laughing about?
Ash:well, i recomend you get changed.
Misty notices that her soaked top is now semi transparent revealing her underwear, she runs torwards the changing room blushing.
Director:and i said cotton clothes, C-O-T-T-O-N.
In the dock:take one.
Brock sees the picture about the missing nurse Joy and starts kissing it.
Director:-sweatdropping-and its just a picture
Brock:oh, is it?
Misty:you are hopeless
The storm advice:take one.
Officer Jenny: and the director says this could be the worst storm from this year.
Dock directro:the worst storm from history.
Officer Jenny:oh yeah...the wors storm from history.
Director:Jenny, could you please forget your other job as the time woman and get into your plot?
The viking boat:take one.
Ash:-to Misty- we could have trouble in this boat.
Misty nods.
Jessie:did you say trouble?
James:so make it double.
Brock:guys, we are not supposed to make this now, are we?
Director:WROOOOOOOOOOONG.
Underwater hand lock:take one
Misty and Brock are on staryu and Ash comes with squrtle, he is going to hold Misty's hand but he misses and squirtle goes down.
Underwater hand lock:take two
Ash goes torwards Misty and her staryu and holds her hand, but her hand slips and she falls off staryu ending up holding onto Ash and squirtle, the weight caused him to sink.
Director:lets try again.
Girl leaping on dewgon's back:take one
The trainer leaps onto dewgon but he moves apart and she falls in the water.
Trainer:very funny dewgong.
Dewgong:i thought it was.
Director:jokes appart, lets try again.
Pidgeot flying:take one
The red trainer flies with the pidgeot but one of the fake lightings hit him and both of them fall onto gyarados.
Director:ok, this pidgeot cant go on, take the other one.
Pidgeot fly:take two
The pidgoet flies past the storm but a windwirl catches him, he still manages to fly but another thunder hits and falls onto the water.
Director:raichu, hoo-ooh, could you please be a bit careful with your attacks?
Pidgeot fly:take three
Pidgeot flies across the winds but a blueish powder falls over him and both, bird and trainer fall asleep falling torwards the ocean
Director:where is the special effect man?
Spc. Effects:im here.
Director:why did you use a butterfree's windwhirl for the winds?
Spc.effects:because hoo-ooh quitted.
Mew playing:take one
Mew goes torwards the wind mill and sits on one of its wodden asps, then she falls down and makes a 180 degrees spin, but when she falls again the speed rises and she is nocked over.
Mew:MEEEEWWWWWW, is blasting off again.
Director:who did that?
James:oh, wasnt this the cola machine?
Going up the stairs:take one
The three of them are following the nurse Joy upstairs, suddenly Ash steps on pikacu's tail, she thundershocks him accidentally and he falls down nocking everone else over, the three of them roll down the stairs and Misty ends up lying on his back while Brock has falled off the bridge.
Misty:very good, great actor, now we have to go up again-nocks him on the head-
Brock:-emerges-and i was already dry
Ash:it was pikachu's fault
Pikachu:yeah right.
Nurse Joy:do you guys mind? I got a bit of hurry.
Director:nock it oooooooooooff, lets try again.
Closed door:take one
Team rocket observ as the door from the castle is being closed.
James:its closed, great, how are we going to enter?
Jessie:we must find another entrace
Meouth:do you know another entrace?
Jessie:-points at the water releasing tube-how about through there?
Meouth:but jessie, how are we gonna climb up there?
Jessie:just prettend you are a...a...what was that fish's name again?
Director:oh gee, try studying your lines better next time.
Mewtwo appearing:take one
Mewtwo is floating down under everyone's surprise, suddenly we hear a cable snapping and mewtwo stars falling very quickly and smashing against the floor.
Supplies man:i told you that a dollar per metter cable will not be strong enough for this.
Spc:effects:but the money didnt give for more.
Director:lets try again.
Charizard flamethrower:take one
Charizard comes out of his pokeball and without any sing he shoots a flamethrower at mewtwo, then water suddenly rises and the fire is down, when the smoke clears mewtwo is completely carbonized.
Ash:i guess we could call you mewblack.
Mewtwo:-pufs a cloud of smoke-shut up.
Director:why didnt the shield work?
Spc.man: charizard's flamethrower melted it.
Charizard vs charizard:take one
When the seismic toss is being made by the spotted charizard, charizard falls right over the group.
Director:good calculation charizard.
Charizard vs charizard:take two
Charizard shoots a flamethrower but he pointed wrong and it hits mewtwo.
Mewtwo:whats with you charizard? You got mewtwo burning hobbie?
Charizard:sorry
Director:stop, lets try again.
Meouth being cloned:take one
Meouth is being taken by the machine and James hold him, but he misses and falls over the machine.
Meouth being cloned:take two
The machine heads its metallic claws torwards Jessie and holds her.
Jessie:not me you dumb thing, hold that furball.
Director:stoooop, hold the cat, you freak.
Machineman:-comes out with the remote controls- sorry dire.
Meouth being clonned:take fourteen
When meouth is being held by James, he farts onto his face, James leaps out nocking Jessie over.
James:aaagh, you jerk, what a disgusting dork.
Director:for once we make it right and the cat scews it.
Meouth:-blushing-sorry dire, i ate beans for breakfast.
Darkballs:take one
Bulbasaur is trying to keep the darkballs away but he accidentally nocks squirtle with his vinewhips and they start a battle.
Darkballs:take five
Ash covers pikachu but one of the balls hits him on the head and he drops unconcious.
Pikachu:Ash, wake up.
Director:-to machineman-look where you point next time.
Darkballs slope:take one
Pikachu and Ash are running up the weird slope, then Ash slips down and falls into the water.
Director:why do you always fall? Lets try again
Into the tunnel:take one
After pikachu is caught Ash goes into the tunnel but calculated the time wrong and is smashed by the closing machinery.
Director:-shaking her head- man you are lucky this is a movie and thats made out of sponge.
Taking pikachu away:take one
Ash tried to get pikachu back, but gets tangeled into the strange wires and devices.
Director:ok, we will continue this tomorrow.
The return of Ash and the pokemon:take one
Director:this should be easy, he just walks.
Ash comes in followed by the pokemon, but he trips over his shoelaces and falls down getting accidentally run over by the rapidash.
Director:-slaps her forehead- i told you to tie your shoelaces.
Mew bubble:take one
Mewtwo fires Ash against the wall and then the bubble appears but Ash goes through it and smashes against the wall.
Director:make a stronger one next time mew
Mew:sorry dire.
Mew bubble: take seven
Ash is fired against the wall but the bubble doesnt appear and Ash smashes against the stone
Director:mew, what the heck are you doing?
Mew:-stares at her hand- sorry, i ran out of energy
Mew bubble:take thirty eight
Ash is fired against the wall and mew makes a bubbel, it stops Ash from smashing against the wall, then Mew appears and starest at Ash, she them burst the bubble and Ash falls on his butt, mew creates another bubble and starts hoping on it, Ash takes a needle out of his pocket and stares at mew with a devilish smile, he brst the pink bubble and mew fallls on the floor.
Mew:what did you do that for?
Ash:i owed you
Director:oh gee, lets try again.
The battle:take one
The rapidash are batteling and the real one hits the clone one, she is fired against vulpix who shoots a flamethrower by the surprise that hits scyther, the scyther starts running all about with his back on fire.
Scyther:im on fire, im on fire.
Director:oh holy pentium, wateries, take care of that and lets try again.
The beggining of the battle:take one
Ash heads to see what happened after he almost got killed by the explosion, he looks and sees everyone batteling, but the place where he is standing collapses and he falls right on Misty.
Ash:uh...hi Misty.
Misty:Ash, get out of my back now.
Director:lugia, get down here, help Ash up and lets start over.
Pikachu fighting:take one
Pikachu starts slapping pikachu, but the clone slaps her a bit too hard and she slaps him over.
Pikachu:too hard.
Clone:hey, what can i do, you are not supposed to fight.
Director:-stands between them but gets shocked- stop it now, pikachu, you are not supposed to fight.
Ash's death:take ten
Ash runs torwards the beam but stops and the beam is fired against each other causing an explosion.
Director:why did you stop?
Ash:-checking his movile- i just got a message.
Pokemon crying:take one
Pikachu heads over petrified Ash, she starts thundershoking him but nothing happens and they start crying, suddenly Ash sneezes.
Director:now what?
Ash:im alergic to dust, and i think i got some from the floor, atchoo.
Pokemon float up:take one
Clone Pikachu floats up saying goodbye to Ash, but suddenly a whole mountain of pokemon fall over them.
Director:what is going on, lugia.
Lugia:sorry dire but i could not hold on aylonger,that blastoise is too heavy.
Back at the pokemon center:take one
Ash:finally, the movie is finished.
Misty:Ash, we are still filming.
Brock:-slaps his forehead-oh gee
Misterious pokemon:take one
They all check the sun comming out and then Ash spots mew flying, but suddenly he smashes into hoo-ooh and both of them fall down.
Director:hoo-ooh, you appear in the first chapter, this is the movie.
Resting in a restaurant: this is no take, just some little chat.
Ash:wow, we finished, i had some fun though, excepct when mew missed the bubble stuff.
Misty: yeah and when you fell on me like twice
Brock:why do i have to go ga-ga over nurse Joy and officer Jenny? I got preference for other women like Suzi.
Misty:shut up.
Pikachu:and next time you sneze, cover your face, you washed me.
Ash:-blushing-sorry pika.
Director:finally, its finished, yeah, its finished.
Head director:hey, here is the script, now get on with working.
The director faints and Ash takes the script.
Ash:wow look, pokemon two, the power of one, sounds cool.
Misty:what are we waiting for, lets play.
Pokemon two:the power of one
Molters appears:take one
The space shuttle starts shooting icy balls at the island, the it shoots at a cave, the ice is melted and out comes...BIRDRAMON?
Director:what the heck are you doing here?
Digimon director:sorry, isnt this the studio to film digimon?
Director:NO
Digimon director:oh sorry, come on birdramon
Moltres appears:take two
The cave is frozen, moltres shoots a flamethrower but she is unable to melt the ice, so she tries to go past the ice smashing with a headbash but she is nocked over.
Director:pathetic
Collector:-sweatdrops-and thats the pokemon im supposed to capture?
Moltres appear:take three
Moltres comes out but right after she is out, another moltres flies past.
Director:NOOOOOO, especial effects moltres, you are for the aeroblast take.
Spc.moltres:sorry dire.
Moltres capture:take five
Moltres flies past, and those rings try to get her, but she dogges some of them and finally gets caught, then she starts falling and smashes against the ocean.
Director:what the heck is going on now?
Spc. Effects: dire, this remote control stuff doesnt work, i was unable to lift the heavy thing up.
Director:oh why do i bother? Take her out and lets try again.
Orange island:take one
The ship appears from behind an island, but suddenly it runs across an iceberg and starts sinking with the backside up (titanic style).
Director:just great, lets film titanic, wohooo.
J.Cameroon:sorry, i forgot the thing when we last filmed in this studio.
Starting credits:take one
Snorlax is taken out from the pokeballs and the ship turns arround.
Director:ASH, YOU BIG IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT BACK INTO THE POKEBALL BEFORE THE SHIP FELL OVER.
Ash:-trying to breathe-sorry dire, i was a bit too slow
Misty:-emerging with staryu-thats nothing new
Ash:hey -he jumps on her and they both start playig in the water-
Director:no time for playing, back to the take
Starting credits:take two
Snorlax is taken out of its pokeball but he falls off the boat, and splashes a big wave on them wich makes the two trainers fall against the stairs, Misty ends up smashing against Ash.
Director:ok, bring the mole back up, you two stop with the mushy stuff get changed and back to work.
Ash/Misty:HEY!
Starting credits:take twelve
Ash takes out charizard wich starts shooting fire all about, there is a wave that hits the side of the boat, charizard lowers his head and the flame hits Misty.
Misty:AAAAGH, you were supposed to shoot at the sky, not at me.
Charizard:sorry
Ash:i think you look a lot better like that, with some suntan -joking tone-
Misty:ill kill you Ketchum.
Director:-sweatdrops-im starting to think those two never prettend they are fighting in the fighting takes.
Starting credits:take seventeen
When the storm starts togepi fell off the boat, but Misty missed when trying to take it.
Director:ok gyarados, pidgeots, stop with the special effecst until we retreive the little anoying egg from the water.
Starting credits:take twenty
Squirtle jumped from the boat but smashed against lapras' shell and fainted.
Director:ok when it seemed like we were doing it all right, the little cool turtle gets nocked over by himself.
Getting to Shamuti:take one
The ship goes near the island and the magykarp follows them, but it smashes against the stone going through.
Director:ok replace the stone and lets try that take again
The docking in shamuti:take one
The three of them jumped off the boat, then some strange weirdos dressed in brd costumes jumped in front of them, Tracey ran to hide behind Ash and Misty but tripped over Ash's foot and fell down.
Tracey:aaagh, sand is not very tasty
Ash:sorry man
Director:and i thought Ash was the only incompetent that fell down alone.
Misty:that proved ya wrong
The docking in shamuti:take two
The strange man walked torwards Ash and took his bird thing off.
Wizard:in your hands, oh chosen one, in your hands the three of them you shall get and...
Director:oh an, thats the profecy, you are supposed to say something else.
Ash burst out laughing.
The docking in Shamuti:take five
Melody comes torwards Ash to give him a kiss, then he bends down and Melody falls over.
Ash:hey look, a penny.
Director:oh man-slaps her forehead-
The docking in Shamuti:take seven
Melody starts stretching her muscles, suddenly she yelps.
Director:ok, i know this isnt easy, but what happened now?
Melody:i got a pulled muscle.
The docking in Shamuti:take nine
Melody heads for Ash and is going to kiss him, but sudddenly Ash's movile rings, he moves his head to the side a bit to pick his movile and this ends with Melody giving him a peck on the lips, Misty however started laughing at Ash's stunned look and Melody's blushing face.
Director:you were supposed to get yeallows.
Melody:didnt we do this right?
Director:NO!
Heading for the city:take one
The three of them start climbing up the stairs, suddenly pikachu who is in Ash's shoulder sneezes and shocks Misty who just happened to touch her electric tail, she falls on Tracey and both of them roll down bashing everyone on thier way, Ash looks back and starts laughing at the big ball of people at the bottom.
Director:ok get some olive oil, try to separate this knot of people and lets try again.
The festival:take one
We see some people with a gyarados, suddenly the gyarados starts burning and everyone corun out.
Director:i told you, that is a gyarados, not a charizard, dont use charmander's flamethrower.
In pallet town:take one
Proffesor Oak starts talking with Dhelia ketchum and they hear a rumble, suddenly they see Ash ridding a rapidash.
Director:what the heck are you doing in this take?
Ash:oh, i just felt like ridding this thing, it seemed fun.
Director:ash, you jerk, for one take i can do with competent people you feel like ridding the horse, get out of here.
In pallet town:take two
Proffesor Oak and Dhelia were talking when they saw the aureola borealis, suddenly they hear a rumble and a whole load of digglets make their way across, Oak's bike is taken but he falls off before he can hold onto the fence.
Director:why did i use an old fella for this?
In the party:take one
They three of them are eating, Misty is very mad, suddenly they hear an ocarina and they see Melody dancing while playing an strange instrument.
Tracey:look Ash, its the girl from the beach, Melody.
Misty:melody?
Ash:Melody, aaaa...
Melody keeps playing but she stops and walks down, as she is walking down she trips over he own foot and falls down, everyone laughs.
Director:and it seemed like everything was going right.
In the party:take two
Melody places some fruits on Ash's hands, but he drops all of them.
Melody:now, deffinitely, you are stupid.
Misty: and in the fourth movie i have to kiss him, yuck.
Director:will you guys stop? Now lets continue, if im lucky, i wont have to direct that movie
Heading towards the fire island:take one
Pikachu takes Ash's cap and run torwards the dock, but the wind blows a bit too strongly and he flies smashing against Ash's face.
Director:pidgeots, NOT-SO-STRONG
Sailing torwards the fire island:take one
As they sail across they bash team rocket.
James:look, wasnt that
Jessie:the twerp
Meouth:and pikachu
It starts rainning strongly, then as the ship where Ash is going sails, it hits a blond fella in a pirate suit sailing in a crashing car (one atraction).
Director:WRONG, AGAIN BUT WRONG.
Guybrush:mi name is guybrush Treepwood, a mighty pirate.
Ash:cool, my name is Ash Ketchum, and im going to become a pokemon master.
Director:listen yo, wrong studio, Lucas arts studio is two streets from here, now go filming Monkey Island somewhere else.
Guybrush:oh well, cya fella
Director:if it was not because of their physic, i could say they are twin brothers.
Sailing torwards the fire island:take two.
The ship bash team rocket's broken submarine and it breaks in half.
Director:ok, stitch that with celo tape and lets try again.
Sailing torwards the fire island:take three
They managed their way torwards the island but as the storm stopped the sea is ragefull, they try to make their way torwards the island but they smash against a rock.
Director:ok, gyarados, not SO strong.
The fire sphere:take one
Ash is going up the stairs but when he is at the end, he steps on his shoelace and falls down all the way.
Director:Ash, what did i tell you about your shoelaces?
The fire sphere:take two
Ash gets torwards the sphere, pikachu leaps onto the moltres statue's beak, she points at the sphere and when Ash is taking it pikachu slips down.
Director:great pikachu, the only one who was a bit competent and you put my view on you down.
The fire sphere:take five
Ash picks the sphere and heads torwards the stairs but then team rocket appears.
Jesie:prepare for trouble little cretin
James:and listen to our motto in the big screen
Ash:ill have to see it on video, im in a hurry and the weather is bad
Jessie:the weather is bad, we always have bad luck, but our luck just changed and our ship arrived.
Suddenly a ship appears behind them and they dont move apart quick enough getting bashed by the ship.
Director:stop, get those two some emergency cure, and lets try again.
In search for Ash:take one
They take the ship and sail across the ocean in search forAsh, suddenly they stay in a vertical way as they sail inside one of the waves, the wave starts falling down and it hits them making them fall down.
Director:they could have just drowned.
In search for Ash:take twenty nine
They finally managed to make the wave part without almost drowning, and then a huge wave hits them making the ship turn arround but it falls on the water upside down.
Director:who told me this girl was an expert with ships?
Manager:not with ships dire, with chips.
Director:oh gee
Up the stairs:take one
The ship lands on a rock and the captain comes out.
Tracey:hi, is everyone all right
Captain:yeah but the ship is in very bad shape
Melody:where is Ash?
Captain:he went that way-points at the stairs-
Melody takes the sail out but it hits Misty on the head.
Director:Misty, you were supposed to move
Up the tairs:take two
The ship lands on a rock and the captain comes out.
Tracey:hi, is everyone all right
Captain:yeah but the ship is in very bad shape
Melody:where is Ash?
Captain:he went that way-points at the stairs-
Melody takes the sail out a bit too late and they slip down.
Director:why dont we get lugia to help you?
Zapdos appears:take one
Zapdos flies across the skies and he starts shooting thunderbolts in every direction, but one accidentally hits Ash, who touches the ship and everyone is thundershocked.
Director:come on, give this several anti paralizing and lets try again.
Zapdos capture:take two
Zapdos stays on the rock talking with pikachu, and suddenly all his energy gets sucked, he flies up and those rings catch him, they also get Ash and his friend but leave the ship behind.
Director:out, we have to do it again, we need the ship for later.
Zapdos capture:take four
When all his energy gets sucked, zapdos flies up, he turns arround to thunder one of the rings and since he cant see, he flies against a stone.
Collector:please, dire, lemme get a caterpie and a magykarp, i bet they are stronger than this fellas
Director:i agree and if i could i would let you, but its in the scripts
Zapdos capture:take eight
The bird and the ship are carried into the space ship, but as it gets closed we see Ash falling off.
Director:oh no, spc man, what happened?
Spc. Man:im sorry dire, i think i didnt let the ship close completely before i released the energy of the rings
Molstres released:take one
Charizard, pikachu, bulbasaur and squirtle try to release the great fire bird, and eventually they manage, so moltres stretches her wings and shoots a flamethrower torwards zapdos, pointing a bit too low and bashing everone excepct little pikachu.
Director:great one moltres, now, when i said hitting the zapdos, i meant with your flamethrower, not with a bunch of people barbecued
The birds ran away:take one
The fire bird shot a flamethrower at the window and flew away hitting against one of the colums and collapsing.
Director:who told me to contract this fella?
Articuno capture:take one
Articuno flies across the sunset suddenly there is a shot and he collapses.
Director:great, who called for good Will Hunting?
Articuno: (censored) you(censore) son(censored)
Director:stitch the wond and lets try again
Aricuno capture:take four
The bird is being shot by the attacks and suddenly one of the fireballs hit her and she collapses again.
Director:knowing that her wing was wonded, why did you shoot so accurately?
Pokemon on TV:take one
Al pokemon are standing on a field and suddenly there is a crack and they all fall into the ocean.
Journalist:well, we saw that the weight of the pokemon was too much for the hill.
Director:-racing through the scripts-where in the world is that?
In Oak's lab:take one
Dhelia and Samuel are watching everything wich is happening on the TV when suddenly prof. Ivy calls, they see Brock race across the screen.
Ivy:very strange things are happening, the pokemon behave strangely.
Suddenly they look torwards the window, they stare for a while.
Oak:well, now what?
Dhelia:i dont know
Director:-throwing stones torwards the chrystal-break you idiot, break.
Onto the ship:take one
The group had escaped from the space ship and they had somewhat ended up in their own ship, then a piece of ice falls...right onto them.
Director:the ship was not supposed to be destroyed in this take, lets try this again
The whirlpool:take one
As the ship is fired against the ocean a whirpool appears, it takes the ship and starts swinging torwards the main island, but it stumbles and ends up falling.
Director:great, just great, some on lugia, lets give it another try before i get a heart attack.
On the island: take one
They get to the island on the whirlpool and the ship starts falling, unluckily for Ash, he falls with the ship.
Director:great move Ash, as a lenght jumper you would starve.
Ash:very funny
Lugia appears:take one
They see a shadow climb up the whirpool and then the water starts draining away, then lugia appears, but articuno accidentally runs him over and they both fall against the group.
Director:how was i supposed to believe this take was going to be all right.
Lugia evading attacks:take fifty five
Lugia is evading all attacks he can, as the other shoot him, then he goes into the ocean and arise again with the whirlpool, but articuno freezes him, unluckily, zapdos appeared to have the tip of his wing touching part of the water in that moment and oviously he is frozen as well.
Director:hoo-ooh, moltres, try to melt the ice.
Lugia evading attacks:take ninety seven
Lugia is frozen but manages to break the ice, however he collapses on the ground.
Director:-walks torwards the pokemon- what is wrong lugia?
Lugia:im frozen
Director:oh great, articuno, you were NOT supposed to freeze him
Lugia protecting the group:take seven
The atttacks are directed torwards Ash but lugia stands in the middle, one of the thunders still pass across and hit Ash.
Director:stop, lets try again
Ash sledging across the snow:take one
Ash is sledgin across the snow but there is a small jump nd pikachu falls off
Pikachu:ash, what the heck, lemme on it
Director:-rying-no, no, no, lets try again
Ash sledging across the ice:take two
They sledge across the snow, but one of the thunders from zapdos hit the frozen sea and a plate is lifted, Ash tries to return charizards but he falls off before he can, and charizard is frozen.
Director:nice try, AGAIN
Team rocket help:take one
Teacm rocket come with a zodiac, but they cant stop in time and they bash Ash who goes through the ice block.
Director:no need to say it
Teacm rocket help:take two
They manage to get to the island and goe through the tunnel, but the zodiac burst into pieces.
Director:is there any way we can stitch this?
Repairman:im afraid not, get a new one
Team rocket help:take forty nine
They manage to get to the ice cave, and they try to stop by putting the zodiac in a paralel position but they spin like rally cars.
Director:nice try, again.
Running from articuno:take one
Ash manages to take the sphere but articuno attacks, team rocket turn on the motor to leave and Ash jumps to hold onto the zodiac, but he misses and remain laying on the ice.
Director:whatever
Running from articuno:take two
The zodiac is destroyed by zapdos and they decide to run away througfh the side of the mountain, Ash trips over team rocket and rolls all the way down.
Director:will you stop tripping over everything you see?
Running from articuno:take three
Lugia flies next to him, Ash takes the shere but it falls from hs hand, they stop staring at the thing bouncing down the mountain.
Ash:woops, i messed with my fingers, ive got so many
Lugia:well, you screwed it man
Pikachu:yep
Director:im going to kill you Ash Ketchum
Running from articuno:take eight
Ash leaps on lugia but he slips down.
Director:hold me because im going to commit a homocide
Flying torwards the island:take one
The pokemon with the humans go straight up but team rocket slip down crasing on the ice.
James:-to legendary birds-couldnt any of you help us?
Zapdos:its not on the script
Jessie:hell with the script, we needed help, you jerk
Moltres:but...
Director:dont say ANYTHING moltres, i know it, i just know it
Team rocket blast off:take one
Team rocket let themselves fall from lugia's hind leg, and they fall right on a yarados' head, who blastes them with a hyper beam.
Team rocket:it was not our fauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuult
Director:next time i'll hire caterpies for this job
Ash's rescue:take one
Ash emerges from the water when lugia is defated and Misty goes to save him, after he is caried on the beach they notice that he isnt breathing.
Tracey:i bet you are supposed to make a CPR
Misty:why me?
Tracey:because
Misty:anyways, is that on the scripts?
Tracey:dunno,
Misty:ah, who cares
She leans torwards fake fainted Ash and start trying to send some air into his lungs, but when he notices Misty's lips next tohis, all he does is kiss her, she is so stunned that just joinst the kiss, Tracey stares quiet stunned.
Tracey:ok, i would say this two are...kissing?
Director:stop it, this is not in the scripts
Tracey:-stands up and walks away- ah who cares
The song:take one
Once the three spheres are placed on their respective places, Melody plays her ocarina, and a green fluid emerges from the stone, it runs torwards the sea but Tracey slips down, everyone laugh.
Misty:-helping him-very good Tracey.
Tracey:-he pulls her down-just like you
Ash:-laughs-you two are insane
Slowking:-pushes Ash who falls against the other two-same like you
Director:ok, ok, i know, its the end of the movie and all the crap, but please, ENOUGH with the playing about
Lugia re-appears:take one
Lugia comes up again and he lands on the island, but he slips with the remaining fluid and falls on slowking.
Lugia:ouch, those horns
Slowking:no talking bout yourslef, and help me out of this hole
Director:clean this place and lets try again
Flying with lugia:take one
Ahs and lugia fly under the oceanic current but suddenly it falls on them.
Misty:i think i will have to save Ash again
Tracey:i think you like him
Misty:no way
Tracey:then why did you two kiss?
Misty:well, he kissed me, and i bet i was too stunned to pull away
Tracey:yeah right
Director:who cares, lapras will get him and no more talking
Lugia leaves:take one
After his little chat with Ash, lugia flies up with a song like sound and prepared to sink, but he smashes against something.
Melody:i forgot to tell you that the coral reef arround here are very tall
Lugia:thank you for being so quick
Director:i cant believe everything goes wrong, i bet Spielberg didnt have as many problems with the tyrannosaurus
Ash's mom:take one
Dhelia:explain me everything young man, im gonna punish you
Misty:but mrs Ketchum, your son has just saved the whole world
Dhelia:really? Well, i could have lost my whole world
Misty:only your?
Tracey:-stars evily-i heard that
Msty:-blushes-well, you better shut up
Director:will you guys plese go with the scripts?
Team rocket return:take one
Team rocket appear on the island and meet with slowking.
Jessie:it seems like the bad guys
Meouth:finally are the good guys
James:thats good
Meouth:but what will happen if the boss gets to know?
James:thats bad
Jessie:we could make our own organization
James:thats good
Meouth:but we dont have money
James:thats bad
Jessie:we will steal it
James:thats bad
Jessie:you are supposed to say, is that good or bad?
James:oh, ok, is that good or bad?
Director:-slaps her forehead-they are hopeless
In the restaurant
Ash:wow, just lovely
Misty:i loved it
Tracey:i bet you love the kiss part
Ash:i did -laughs-
Misty:oh really? Great -jumps up and down-
Ash:what did i say?
Tracey:you almost told her you loved her,
Ash:yeah, so? She is so pretty, and nice, and all, i jus get to like her, thats not bad
Tracey:yeah, but you just comfirmed
Ash:all right-walks torwards Misty and kisses her, they both kiss-
Director:oh gee, im gonna retire
Tracey:dont, sweety, we had loads of fun
Director:-blushes-gee, thanx Trace
Tracey:and anyways, you are awesome
Pikachu:-to lugia-i think Tracey has found his girl
Lugia:-nods eating a hamburger-
Phone:here is the head director, i got another script for you, i will send it by e-mail.
Director:oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bulbasaur:-taks the scripts-wow look guys, its pokemon 3, the legend of the unown, another job.
Tracey:aaagh, im not in it
Ash adn Misty:wohoooooo, great-jump holding hands-
Mewtwo Strikes Back:
The underwater thoughts: take one
Mewtwo is thinking and we see an underwater image, mew goes past the camera but smashes against the screen.
Director:ok, lets try once more, and Mew get a pair of underwater glasses.
Mew in the jungle:take one
The expedicionist goe past the Amazon and they dont know they are being observed, Mew flies across a pack of butterfrees but smashes against one of them and they both fall into the swamp.
Director:no, no NO, mew i told you to take a pair of glasses.
Mew:you said underwater glasses.
Make-up woman: if we put mew with glasses, she will look ridiculous.
The battle at the beggining:take one.
Bulbasaur goes to tackle the donphan, but the donphan hits him and he flies smashng against Ash who falls down.
Directior:bulbasaur, Ash, on your feet and lets try again.
The battle at the beggining:take two.
The donphan rolls for a tackle move and falls right off the cliff.
Director:no donphan, get him up here and lets try again.
The battle at the beggining: take three
The donphan hits bulbasaur who flies smashing against Brock's food.
Brock:owowowowowowowo, it hurts, get me a bucket of water.
Director:could you teach that bulbasaur to turn arround in the air and solar beam that fella?
The battle at the beggining:take four.
The donphan hits bulbasaur and he flies, Ash bents down and bulbasaur smashes against the table wich falls into the ocean, from the impact bulbasaur fires the solar beam and hits Ash.
Director:Not again, lets try again.
Ash:yeah, but wait till i cool down.
The battle at the beggining:take twenty seven.
The donphan hits bulbasaur who smashes against the parasol and rolls right into Brock's cauldron.
Brock:aaaagh, NOT AGAIN.
Directro:-scratching her face- i give up, we will try that after.
The chalenger:take one
The chalenger steps front and pikahu and togepi run torwards their trainers, pikachu hops onto the table and smashes himself against a bottle and falls down, they all laugh.
Ash:good one pikachu.
Pikachu:pikapikapiiiiiiiiikaaaCHUUUUUUUUUU-thundershocks Ash-
Director:ok, lets try this again.
The chalenger:take two
The chalenger comes, pikachu leaps onto the table and togepi runs to Misty's arms.
Chaenger:im looking for a trainer names Ass Ketchum, from Pallet town.
Ash:-standing up-yeah thats me.
Misty:-laughing-yeah, ASS Kechum, we knew you were an (censored) but thats the first time you admit it.
Brock falls over laughing.
Director:-laughs-good point Misty, anyways, back to your seats, lets try again.
The chalenger:take three.
The chalenger comes, pikachu leaps onto the table and togepi runs to Misty's arms.
Chaenger:im looking for a trainer names Ash Ketchum, from Pallet town.
Ash:yeah, thats me-stands up, but trips over his shoelaces and falls down-
Director:Ash, remember to tie your shoelaces next time.
Dragonite flying across the ocean:take one.
Th dragonite takes off and flies across the ocean, suddenly a lapras emerges from the water and dragonite hits her collapsing into the ocean.
Dragonite:-sinking-ouch, that hurt.
Lapras:upside up-and i just wanted to see the next take of this movie.
Director:lapras, wrong movie, you dont belong to this one.
Dragonite landing:take one
Dragonite flies past team rocket but goes several cm lower and hits them causing them to bash the cameraman.
Director:cut, ok, take the other camera, stitch those three a bit and lets try again.
Dragonite landing:take two
Dragonite flies past team rocket and lowers a bit, smashing against the table.
Director:dragonite, lets try again.
Dragonite landing:take three
Dragonite flies past team rocket and over the table throwing several things but when he lands he goes too fast and rolls down against a stone.
Director:good fly but you need to slow down.
Hungry team rocket:take one
Team rocket are observing the team eating.
James:if only i could put my hands on pikachu's food.
Jessie:i can cook something-takes out a frying pan and smashes meouth's face-
Meouth:no thanx, and even less if you smash my face with a frying pan.
Director:ok, you got a point there, but thats not the right sentence.
Dragonite leaves:take one
Dragonite speeded torwards the castle but Jessie places her frying pan to stop him, but the impact causes then to be fired against the forest.
Team rocket:team rocket is fired against a forest agaiiiiin.
Director:good point, but its WRONG.
Running under the storm:take one
The three of them are running under the storm, suddenly Misty slips and falls in a puddle getting soaked, Ash and Brock come next to her laughing.
Misty: ouch, that hurt.
Ash turns arround laughing and blushing, and Brock starts laughing too.
Misty:-angry- what are you guys laughing about?
Ash:well, i recomend you get changed.
Misty notices that her soaked top is now semi transparent revealing her underwear, she runs torwards the changing room blushing.
Director:and i said cotton clothes, C-O-T-T-O-N.
In the dock:take one.
Brock sees the picture about the missing nurse Joy and starts kissing it.
Director:-sweatdropping-and its just a picture
Brock:oh, is it?
Misty:you are hopeless
The storm advice:take one.
Officer Jenny: and the director says this could be the worst storm from this year.
Dock directro:the worst storm from history.
Officer Jenny:oh yeah...the wors storm from history.
Director:Jenny, could you please forget your other job as the time woman and get into your plot?
The viking boat:take one.
Ash:-to Misty- we could have trouble in this boat.
Misty nods.
Jessie:did you say trouble?
James:so make it double.
Brock:guys, we are not supposed to make this now, are we?
Director:WROOOOOOOOOOONG.
Underwater hand lock:take one
Misty and Brock are on staryu and Ash comes with squrtle, he is going to hold Misty's hand but he misses and squirtle goes down.
Underwater hand lock:take two
Ash goes torwards Misty and her staryu and holds her hand, but her hand slips and she falls off staryu ending up holding onto Ash and squirtle, the weight caused him to sink.
Director:lets try again.
Girl leaping on dewgon's back:take one
The trainer leaps onto dewgon but he moves apart and she falls in the water.
Trainer:very funny dewgong.
Dewgong:i thought it was.
Director:jokes appart, lets try again.
Pidgeot flying:take one
The red trainer flies with the pidgeot but one of the fake lightings hit him and both of them fall onto gyarados.
Director:ok, this pidgeot cant go on, take the other one.
Pidgeot fly:take two
The pidgoet flies past the storm but a windwirl catches him, he still manages to fly but another thunder hits and falls onto the water.
Director:raichu, hoo-ooh, could you please be a bit careful with your attacks?
Pidgeot fly:take three
Pidgeot flies across the winds but a blueish powder falls over him and both, bird and trainer fall asleep falling torwards the ocean
Director:where is the special effect man?
Spc. Effects:im here.
Director:why did you use a butterfree's windwhirl for the winds?
Spc.effects:because hoo-ooh quitted.
Mew playing:take one
Mew goes torwards the wind mill and sits on one of its wodden asps, then she falls down and makes a 180 degrees spin, but when she falls again the speed rises and she is nocked over.
Mew:MEEEEWWWWWW, is blasting off again.
Director:who did that?
James:oh, wasnt this the cola machine?
Going up the stairs:take one
The three of them are following the nurse Joy upstairs, suddenly Ash steps on pikacu's tail, she thundershocks him accidentally and he falls down nocking everone else over, the three of them roll down the stairs and Misty ends up lying on his back while Brock has falled off the bridge.
Misty:very good, great actor, now we have to go up again-nocks him on the head-
Brock:-emerges-and i was already dry
Ash:it was pikachu's fault
Pikachu:yeah right.
Nurse Joy:do you guys mind? I got a bit of hurry.
Director:nock it oooooooooooff, lets try again.
Closed door:take one
Team rocket observ as the door from the castle is being closed.
James:its closed, great, how are we going to enter?
Jessie:we must find another entrace
Meouth:do you know another entrace?
Jessie:-points at the water releasing tube-how about through there?
Meouth:but jessie, how are we gonna climb up there?
Jessie:just prettend you are a...a...what was that fish's name again?
Director:oh gee, try studying your lines better next time.
Mewtwo appearing:take one
Mewtwo is floating down under everyone's surprise, suddenly we hear a cable snapping and mewtwo stars falling very quickly and smashing against the floor.
Supplies man:i told you that a dollar per metter cable will not be strong enough for this.
Spc:effects:but the money didnt give for more.
Director:lets try again.
Charizard flamethrower:take one
Charizard comes out of his pokeball and without any sing he shoots a flamethrower at mewtwo, then water suddenly rises and the fire is down, when the smoke clears mewtwo is completely carbonized.
Ash:i guess we could call you mewblack.
Mewtwo:-pufs a cloud of smoke-shut up.
Director:why didnt the shield work?
Spc.man: charizard's flamethrower melted it.
Charizard vs charizard:take one
When the seismic toss is being made by the spotted charizard, charizard falls right over the group.
Director:good calculation charizard.
Charizard vs charizard:take two
Charizard shoots a flamethrower but he pointed wrong and it hits mewtwo.
Mewtwo:whats with you charizard? You got mewtwo burning hobbie?
Charizard:sorry
Director:stop, lets try again.
Meouth being cloned:take one
Meouth is being taken by the machine and James hold him, but he misses and falls over the machine.
Meouth being cloned:take two
The machine heads its metallic claws torwards Jessie and holds her.
Jessie:not me you dumb thing, hold that furball.
Director:stoooop, hold the cat, you freak.
Machineman:-comes out with the remote controls- sorry dire.
Meouth being clonned:take fourteen
When meouth is being held by James, he farts onto his face, James leaps out nocking Jessie over.
James:aaagh, you jerk, what a disgusting dork.
Director:for once we make it right and the cat scews it.
Meouth:-blushing-sorry dire, i ate beans for breakfast.
Darkballs:take one
Bulbasaur is trying to keep the darkballs away but he accidentally nocks squirtle with his vinewhips and they start a battle.
Darkballs:take five
Ash covers pikachu but one of the balls hits him on the head and he drops unconcious.
Pikachu:Ash, wake up.
Director:-to machineman-look where you point next time.
Darkballs slope:take one
Pikachu and Ash are running up the weird slope, then Ash slips down and falls into the water.
Director:why do you always fall? Lets try again
Into the tunnel:take one
After pikachu is caught Ash goes into the tunnel but calculated the time wrong and is smashed by the closing machinery.
Director:-shaking her head- man you are lucky this is a movie and thats made out of sponge.
Taking pikachu away:take one
Ash tried to get pikachu back, but gets tangeled into the strange wires and devices.
Director:ok, we will continue this tomorrow.
The return of Ash and the pokemon:take one
Director:this should be easy, he just walks.
Ash comes in followed by the pokemon, but he trips over his shoelaces and falls down getting accidentally run over by the rapidash.
Director:-slaps her forehead- i told you to tie your shoelaces.
Mew bubble:take one
Mewtwo fires Ash against the wall and then the bubble appears but Ash goes through it and smashes against the wall.
Director:make a stronger one next time mew
Mew:sorry dire.
Mew bubble: take seven
Ash is fired against the wall but the bubble doesnt appear and Ash smashes against the stone
Director:mew, what the heck are you doing?
Mew:-stares at her hand- sorry, i ran out of energy
Mew bubble:take thirty eight
Ash is fired against the wall and mew makes a bubbel, it stops Ash from smashing against the wall, then Mew appears and starest at Ash, she them burst the bubble and Ash falls on his butt, mew creates another bubble and starts hoping on it, Ash takes a needle out of his pocket and stares at mew with a devilish smile, he brst the pink bubble and mew fallls on the floor.
Mew:what did you do that for?
Ash:i owed you
Director:oh gee, lets try again.
The battle:take one
The rapidash are batteling and the real one hits the clone one, she is fired against vulpix who shoots a flamethrower by the surprise that hits scyther, the scyther starts running all about with his back on fire.
Scyther:im on fire, im on fire.
Director:oh holy pentium, wateries, take care of that and lets try again.
The beggining of the battle:take one
Ash heads to see what happened after he almost got killed by the explosion, he looks and sees everyone batteling, but the place where he is standing collapses and he falls right on Misty.
Ash:uh...hi Misty.
Misty:Ash, get out of my back now.
Director:lugia, get down here, help Ash up and lets start over.
Pikachu fighting:take one
Pikachu starts slapping pikachu, but the clone slaps her a bit too hard and she slaps him over.
Pikachu:too hard.
Clone:hey, what can i do, you are not supposed to fight.
Director:-stands between them but gets shocked- stop it now, pikachu, you are not supposed to fight.
Ash's death:take ten
Ash runs torwards the beam but stops and the beam is fired against each other causing an explosion.
Director:why did you stop?
Ash:-checking his movile- i just got a message.
Pokemon crying:take one
Pikachu heads over petrified Ash, she starts thundershoking him but nothing happens and they start crying, suddenly Ash sneezes.
Director:now what?
Ash:im alergic to dust, and i think i got some from the floor, atchoo.
Pokemon float up:take one
Clone Pikachu floats up saying goodbye to Ash, but suddenly a whole mountain of pokemon fall over them.
Director:what is going on, lugia.
Lugia:sorry dire but i could not hold on aylonger,that blastoise is too heavy.
Back at the pokemon center:take one
Ash:finally, the movie is finished.
Misty:Ash, we are still filming.
Brock:-slaps his forehead-oh gee
Misterious pokemon:take one
They all check the sun comming out and then Ash spots mew flying, but suddenly he smashes into hoo-ooh and both of them fall down.
Director:hoo-ooh, you appear in the first chapter, this is the movie.
Resting in a restaurant: this is no take, just some little chat.
Ash:wow, we finished, i had some fun though, excepct when mew missed the bubble stuff.
Misty: yeah and when you fell on me like twice
Brock:why do i have to go ga-ga over nurse Joy and officer Jenny? I got preference for other women like Suzi.
Misty:shut up.
Pikachu:and next time you sneze, cover your face, you washed me.
Ash:-blushing-sorry pika.
Director:finally, its finished, yeah, its finished.
Head director:hey, here is the script, now get on with working.
The director faints and Ash takes the script.
Ash:wow look, pokemon two, the power of one, sounds cool.
Misty:what are we waiting for, lets play.
Pokemon two:the power of one
Molters appears:take one
The space shuttle starts shooting icy balls at the island, the it shoots at a cave, the ice is melted and out comes...BIRDRAMON?
Director:what the heck are you doing here?
Digimon director:sorry, isnt this the studio to film digimon?
Director:NO
Digimon director:oh sorry, come on birdramon
Moltres appears:take two
The cave is frozen, moltres shoots a flamethrower but she is unable to melt the ice, so she tries to go past the ice smashing with a headbash but she is nocked over.
Director:pathetic
Collector:-sweatdrops-and thats the pokemon im supposed to capture?
Moltres appear:take three
Moltres comes out but right after she is out, another moltres flies past.
Director:NOOOOOO, especial effects moltres, you are for the aeroblast take.
Spc.moltres:sorry dire.
Moltres capture:take five
Moltres flies past, and those rings try to get her, but she dogges some of them and finally gets caught, then she starts falling and smashes against the ocean.
Director:what the heck is going on now?
Spc. Effects: dire, this remote control stuff doesnt work, i was unable to lift the heavy thing up.
Director:oh why do i bother? Take her out and lets try again.
Orange island:take one
The ship appears from behind an island, but suddenly it runs across an iceberg and starts sinking with the backside up (titanic style).
Director:just great, lets film titanic, wohooo.
J.Cameroon:sorry, i forgot the thing when we last filmed in this studio.
Starting credits:take one
Snorlax is taken out from the pokeballs and the ship turns arround.
Director:ASH, YOU BIG IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT BACK INTO THE POKEBALL BEFORE THE SHIP FELL OVER.
Ash:-trying to breathe-sorry dire, i was a bit too slow
Misty:-emerging with staryu-thats nothing new
Ash:hey -he jumps on her and they both start playig in the water-
Director:no time for playing, back to the take
Starting credits:take two
Snorlax is taken out of its pokeball but he falls off the boat, and splashes a big wave on them wich makes the two trainers fall against the stairs, Misty ends up smashing against Ash.
Director:ok, bring the mole back up, you two stop with the mushy stuff get changed and back to work.
Ash/Misty:HEY!
Starting credits:take twelve
Ash takes out charizard wich starts shooting fire all about, there is a wave that hits the side of the boat, charizard lowers his head and the flame hits Misty.
Misty:AAAAGH, you were supposed to shoot at the sky, not at me.
Charizard:sorry
Ash:i think you look a lot better like that, with some suntan -joking tone-
Misty:ill kill you Ketchum.
Director:-sweatdrops-im starting to think those two never prettend they are fighting in the fighting takes.
Starting credits:take seventeen
When the storm starts togepi fell off the boat, but Misty missed when trying to take it.
Director:ok gyarados, pidgeots, stop with the special effecst until we retreive the little anoying egg from the water.
Starting credits:take twenty
Squirtle jumped from the boat but smashed against lapras' shell and fainted.
Director:ok when it seemed like we were doing it all right, the little cool turtle gets nocked over by himself.
Getting to Shamuti:take one
The ship goes near the island and the magykarp follows them, but it smashes against the stone going through.
Director:ok replace the stone and lets try that take again
The docking in shamuti:take one
The three of them jumped off the boat, then some strange weirdos dressed in brd costumes jumped in front of them, Tracey ran to hide behind Ash and Misty but tripped over Ash's foot and fell down.
Tracey:aaagh, sand is not very tasty
Ash:sorry man
Director:and i thought Ash was the only incompetent that fell down alone.
Misty:that proved ya wrong
The docking in shamuti:take two
The strange man walked torwards Ash and took his bird thing off.
Wizard:in your hands, oh chosen one, in your hands the three of them you shall get and...
Director:oh an, thats the profecy, you are supposed to say something else.
Ash burst out laughing.
The docking in Shamuti:take five
Melody comes torwards Ash to give him a kiss, then he bends down and Melody falls over.
Ash:hey look, a penny.
Director:oh man-slaps her forehead-
The docking in Shamuti:take seven
Melody starts stretching her muscles, suddenly she yelps.
Director:ok, i know this isnt easy, but what happened now?
Melody:i got a pulled muscle.
The docking in Shamuti:take nine
Melody heads for Ash and is going to kiss him, but sudddenly Ash's movile rings, he moves his head to the side a bit to pick his movile and this ends with Melody giving him a peck on the lips, Misty however started laughing at Ash's stunned look and Melody's blushing face.
Director:you were supposed to get yeallows.
Melody:didnt we do this right?
Director:NO!
Heading for the city:take one
The three of them start climbing up the stairs, suddenly pikachu who is in Ash's shoulder sneezes and shocks Misty who just happened to touch her electric tail, she falls on Tracey and both of them roll down bashing everyone on thier way, Ash looks back and starts laughing at the big ball of people at the bottom.
Director:ok get some olive oil, try to separate this knot of people and lets try again.
The festival:take one
We see some people with a gyarados, suddenly the gyarados starts burning and everyone corun out.
Director:i told you, that is a gyarados, not a charizard, dont use charmander's flamethrower.
In pallet town:take one
Proffesor Oak starts talking with Dhelia ketchum and they hear a rumble, suddenly they see Ash ridding a rapidash.
Director:what the heck are you doing in this take?
Ash:oh, i just felt like ridding this thing, it seemed fun.
Director:ash, you jerk, for one take i can do with competent people you feel like ridding the horse, get out of here.
In pallet town:take two
Proffesor Oak and Dhelia were talking when they saw the aureola borealis, suddenly they hear a rumble and a whole load of digglets make their way across, Oak's bike is taken but he falls off before he can hold onto the fence.
Director:why did i use an old fella for this?
In the party:take one
They three of them are eating, Misty is very mad, suddenly they hear an ocarina and they see Melody dancing while playing an strange instrument.
Tracey:look Ash, its the girl from the beach, Melody.
Misty:melody?
Ash:Melody, aaaa...
Melody keeps playing but she stops and walks down, as she is walking down she trips over he own foot and falls down, everyone laughs.
Director:and it seemed like everything was going right.
In the party:take two
Melody places some fruits on Ash's hands, but he drops all of them.
Melody:now, deffinitely, you are stupid.
Misty: and in the fourth movie i have to kiss him, yuck.
Director:will you guys stop? Now lets continue, if im lucky, i wont have to direct that movie
Heading towards the fire island:take one
Pikachu takes Ash's cap and run torwards the dock, but the wind blows a bit too strongly and he flies smashing against Ash's face.
Director:pidgeots, NOT-SO-STRONG
Sailing torwards the fire island:take one
As they sail across they bash team rocket.
James:look, wasnt that
Jessie:the twerp
Meouth:and pikachu
It starts rainning strongly, then as the ship where Ash is going sails, it hits a blond fella in a pirate suit sailing in a crashing car (one atraction).
Director:WRONG, AGAIN BUT WRONG.
Guybrush:mi name is guybrush Treepwood, a mighty pirate.
Ash:cool, my name is Ash Ketchum, and im going to become a pokemon master.
Director:listen yo, wrong studio, Lucas arts studio is two streets from here, now go filming Monkey Island somewhere else.
Guybrush:oh well, cya fella
Director:if it was not because of their physic, i could say they are twin brothers.
Sailing torwards the fire island:take two.
The ship bash team rocket's broken submarine and it breaks in half.
Director:ok, stitch that with celo tape and lets try again.
Sailing torwards the fire island:take three
They managed their way torwards the island but as the storm stopped the sea is ragefull, they try to make their way torwards the island but they smash against a rock.
Director:ok, gyarados, not SO strong.
The fire sphere:take one
Ash is going up the stairs but when he is at the end, he steps on his shoelace and falls down all the way.
Director:Ash, what did i tell you about your shoelaces?
The fire sphere:take two
Ash gets torwards the sphere, pikachu leaps onto the moltres statue's beak, she points at the sphere and when Ash is taking it pikachu slips down.
Director:great pikachu, the only one who was a bit competent and you put my view on you down.
The fire sphere:take five
Ash picks the sphere and heads torwards the stairs but then team rocket appears.
Jesie:prepare for trouble little cretin
James:and listen to our motto in the big screen
Ash:ill have to see it on video, im in a hurry and the weather is bad
Jessie:the weather is bad, we always have bad luck, but our luck just changed and our ship arrived.
Suddenly a ship appears behind them and they dont move apart quick enough getting bashed by the ship.
Director:stop, get those two some emergency cure, and lets try again.
In search for Ash:take one
They take the ship and sail across the ocean in search forAsh, suddenly they stay in a vertical way as they sail inside one of the waves, the wave starts falling down and it hits them making them fall down.
Director:they could have just drowned.
In search for Ash:take twenty nine
They finally managed to make the wave part without almost drowning, and then a huge wave hits them making the ship turn arround but it falls on the water upside down.
Director:who told me this girl was an expert with ships?
Manager:not with ships dire, with chips.
Director:oh gee
Up the stairs:take one
The ship lands on a rock and the captain comes out.
Tracey:hi, is everyone all right
Captain:yeah but the ship is in very bad shape
Melody:where is Ash?
Captain:he went that way-points at the stairs-
Melody takes the sail out but it hits Misty on the head.
Director:Misty, you were supposed to move
Up the tairs:take two
The ship lands on a rock and the captain comes out.
Tracey:hi, is everyone all right
Captain:yeah but the ship is in very bad shape
Melody:where is Ash?
Captain:he went that way-points at the stairs-
Melody takes the sail out a bit too late and they slip down.
Director:why dont we get lugia to help you?
Zapdos appears:take one
Zapdos flies across the skies and he starts shooting thunderbolts in every direction, but one accidentally hits Ash, who touches the ship and everyone is thundershocked.
Director:come on, give this several anti paralizing and lets try again.
Zapdos capture:take two
Zapdos stays on the rock talking with pikachu, and suddenly all his energy gets sucked, he flies up and those rings catch him, they also get Ash and his friend but leave the ship behind.
Director:out, we have to do it again, we need the ship for later.
Zapdos capture:take four
When all his energy gets sucked, zapdos flies up, he turns arround to thunder one of the rings and since he cant see, he flies against a stone.
Collector:please, dire, lemme get a caterpie and a magykarp, i bet they are stronger than this fellas
Director:i agree and if i could i would let you, but its in the scripts
Zapdos capture:take eight
The bird and the ship are carried into the space ship, but as it gets closed we see Ash falling off.
Director:oh no, spc man, what happened?
Spc. Man:im sorry dire, i think i didnt let the ship close completely before i released the energy of the rings
Molstres released:take one
Charizard, pikachu, bulbasaur and squirtle try to release the great fire bird, and eventually they manage, so moltres stretches her wings and shoots a flamethrower torwards zapdos, pointing a bit too low and bashing everone excepct little pikachu.
Director:great one moltres, now, when i said hitting the zapdos, i meant with your flamethrower, not with a bunch of people barbecued
The birds ran away:take one
The fire bird shot a flamethrower at the window and flew away hitting against one of the colums and collapsing.
Director:who told me to contract this fella?
Articuno capture:take one
Articuno flies across the sunset suddenly there is a shot and he collapses.
Director:great, who called for good Will Hunting?
Articuno: (censored) you(censore) son(censored)
Director:stitch the wond and lets try again
Aricuno capture:take four
The bird is being shot by the attacks and suddenly one of the fireballs hit her and she collapses again.
Director:knowing that her wing was wonded, why did you shoot so accurately?
Pokemon on TV:take one
Al pokemon are standing on a field and suddenly there is a crack and they all fall into the ocean.
Journalist:well, we saw that the weight of the pokemon was too much for the hill.
Director:-racing through the scripts-where in the world is that?
In Oak's lab:take one
Dhelia and Samuel are watching everything wich is happening on the TV when suddenly prof. Ivy calls, they see Brock race across the screen.
Ivy:very strange things are happening, the pokemon behave strangely.
Suddenly they look torwards the window, they stare for a while.
Oak:well, now what?
Dhelia:i dont know
Director:-throwing stones torwards the chrystal-break you idiot, break.
Onto the ship:take one
The group had escaped from the space ship and they had somewhat ended up in their own ship, then a piece of ice falls...right onto them.
Director:the ship was not supposed to be destroyed in this take, lets try this again
The whirlpool:take one
As the ship is fired against the ocean a whirpool appears, it takes the ship and starts swinging torwards the main island, but it stumbles and ends up falling.
Director:great, just great, some on lugia, lets give it another try before i get a heart attack.
On the island: take one
They get to the island on the whirlpool and the ship starts falling, unluckily for Ash, he falls with the ship.
Director:great move Ash, as a lenght jumper you would starve.
Ash:very funny
Lugia appears:take one
They see a shadow climb up the whirpool and then the water starts draining away, then lugia appears, but articuno accidentally runs him over and they both fall against the group.
Director:how was i supposed to believe this take was going to be all right.
Lugia evading attacks:take fifty five
Lugia is evading all attacks he can, as the other shoot him, then he goes into the ocean and arise again with the whirlpool, but articuno freezes him, unluckily, zapdos appeared to have the tip of his wing touching part of the water in that moment and oviously he is frozen as well.
Director:hoo-ooh, moltres, try to melt the ice.
Lugia evading attacks:take ninety seven
Lugia is frozen but manages to break the ice, however he collapses on the ground.
Director:-walks torwards the pokemon- what is wrong lugia?
Lugia:im frozen
Director:oh great, articuno, you were NOT supposed to freeze him
Lugia protecting the group:take seven
The atttacks are directed torwards Ash but lugia stands in the middle, one of the thunders still pass across and hit Ash.
Director:stop, lets try again
Ash sledging across the snow:take one
Ash is sledgin across the snow but there is a small jump nd pikachu falls off
Pikachu:ash, what the heck, lemme on it
Director:-rying-no, no, no, lets try again
Ash sledging across the ice:take two
They sledge across the snow, but one of the thunders from zapdos hit the frozen sea and a plate is lifted, Ash tries to return charizards but he falls off before he can, and charizard is frozen.
Director:nice try, AGAIN
Team rocket help:take one
Teacm rocket come with a zodiac, but they cant stop in time and they bash Ash who goes through the ice block.
Director:no need to say it
Teacm rocket help:take two
They manage to get to the island and goe through the tunnel, but the zodiac burst into pieces.
Director:is there any way we can stitch this?
Repairman:im afraid not, get a new one
Team rocket help:take forty nine
They manage to get to the ice cave, and they try to stop by putting the zodiac in a paralel position but they spin like rally cars.
Director:nice try, again.
Running from articuno:take one
Ash manages to take the sphere but articuno attacks, team rocket turn on the motor to leave and Ash jumps to hold onto the zodiac, but he misses and remain laying on the ice.
Director:whatever
Running from articuno:take two
The zodiac is destroyed by zapdos and they decide to run away througfh the side of the mountain, Ash trips over team rocket and rolls all the way down.
Director:will you stop tripping over everything you see?
Running from articuno:take three
Lugia flies next to him, Ash takes the shere but it falls from hs hand, they stop staring at the thing bouncing down the mountain.
Ash:woops, i messed with my fingers, ive got so many
Lugia:well, you screwed it man
Pikachu:yep
Director:im going to kill you Ash Ketchum
Running from articuno:take eight
Ash leaps on lugia but he slips down.
Director:hold me because im going to commit a homocide
Flying torwards the island:take one
The pokemon with the humans go straight up but team rocket slip down crasing on the ice.
James:-to legendary birds-couldnt any of you help us?
Zapdos:its not on the script
Jessie:hell with the script, we needed help, you jerk
Moltres:but...
Director:dont say ANYTHING moltres, i know it, i just know it
Team rocket blast off:take one
Team rocket let themselves fall from lugia's hind leg, and they fall right on a yarados' head, who blastes them with a hyper beam.
Team rocket:it was not our fauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuult
Director:next time i'll hire caterpies for this job
Ash's rescue:take one
Ash emerges from the water when lugia is defated and Misty goes to save him, after he is caried on the beach they notice that he isnt breathing.
Tracey:i bet you are supposed to make a CPR
Misty:why me?
Tracey:because
Misty:anyways, is that on the scripts?
Tracey:dunno,
Misty:ah, who cares
She leans torwards fake fainted Ash and start trying to send some air into his lungs, but when he notices Misty's lips next tohis, all he does is kiss her, she is so stunned that just joinst the kiss, Tracey stares quiet stunned.
Tracey:ok, i would say this two are...kissing?
Director:stop it, this is not in the scripts
Tracey:-stands up and walks away- ah who cares
The song:take one
Once the three spheres are placed on their respective places, Melody plays her ocarina, and a green fluid emerges from the stone, it runs torwards the sea but Tracey slips down, everyone laugh.
Misty:-helping him-very good Tracey.
Tracey:-he pulls her down-just like you
Ash:-laughs-you two are insane
Slowking:-pushes Ash who falls against the other two-same like you
Director:ok, ok, i know, its the end of the movie and all the crap, but please, ENOUGH with the playing about
Lugia re-appears:take one
Lugia comes up again and he lands on the island, but he slips with the remaining fluid and falls on slowking.
Lugia:ouch, those horns
Slowking:no talking bout yourslef, and help me out of this hole
Director:clean this place and lets try again
Flying with lugia:take one
Ahs and lugia fly under the oceanic current but suddenly it falls on them.
Misty:i think i will have to save Ash again
Tracey:i think you like him
Misty:no way
Tracey:then why did you two kiss?
Misty:well, he kissed me, and i bet i was too stunned to pull away
Tracey:yeah right
Director:who cares, lapras will get him and no more talking
Lugia leaves:take one
After his little chat with Ash, lugia flies up with a song like sound and prepared to sink, but he smashes against something.
Melody:i forgot to tell you that the coral reef arround here are very tall
Lugia:thank you for being so quick
Director:i cant believe everything goes wrong, i bet Spielberg didnt have as many problems with the tyrannosaurus
Ash's mom:take one
Dhelia:explain me everything young man, im gonna punish you
Misty:but mrs Ketchum, your son has just saved the whole world
Dhelia:really? Well, i could have lost my whole world
Misty:only your?
Tracey:-stars evily-i heard that
Msty:-blushes-well, you better shut up
Director:will you guys plese go with the scripts?
Team rocket return:take one
Team rocket appear on the island and meet with slowking.
Jessie:it seems like the bad guys
Meouth:finally are the good guys
James:thats good
Meouth:but what will happen if the boss gets to know?
James:thats bad
Jessie:we could make our own organization
James:thats good
Meouth:but we dont have money
James:thats bad
Jessie:we will steal it
James:thats bad
Jessie:you are supposed to say, is that good or bad?
James:oh, ok, is that good or bad?
Director:-slaps her forehead-they are hopeless
In the restaurant
Ash:wow, just lovely
Misty:i loved it
Tracey:i bet you love the kiss part
Ash:i did -laughs-
Misty:oh really? Great -jumps up and down-
Ash:what did i say?
Tracey:you almost told her you loved her,
Ash:yeah, so? She is so pretty, and nice, and all, i jus get to like her, thats not bad
Tracey:yeah, but you just comfirmed
Ash:all right-walks torwards Misty and kisses her, they both kiss-
Director:oh gee, im gonna retire
Tracey:dont, sweety, we had loads of fun
Director:-blushes-gee, thanx Trace
Tracey:and anyways, you are awesome
Pikachu:-to lugia-i think Tracey has found his girl
Lugia:-nods eating a hamburger-
Phone:here is the head director, i got another script for you, i will send it by e-mail.
Director:oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bulbasaur:-taks the scripts-wow look guys, its pokemon 3, the legend of the unown, another job.
Tracey:aaagh, im not in it
Ash adn Misty:wohoooooo, great-jump holding hands-