On an ordinary day on Sur'Kesh in 2182, the Death Note falls into an Inner Cabinet meeting. The Salarian Union uses it to conquer the galaxy in the name of science! GLORIOUS SCIENCE! Meanwhile, a bored Zellogi drinks and does drugs. AU.

On an ordinary day in the Migrant Fleet in 2182, a quarian picks up the Death Note. Nothing good happens for anyone outside the Migrant Fleet. AU, made out of necessity to show you that ya'll are writing too many stories about Light Yagami and not being creative enough.

A little comedy thing I made- Commander Shepard finds a Death Note, and starts creeping out the crew. Comedy will get slightly dark, so K plus . If you like the fourth wall, I'd recommend you stay away :). Feel free to give any review you want! I'm aiming for about half a page per update.