A play on the title to a Season 3 episode, this is an attempt at combining the best of known crack plots. I hope you enjoy!

Slash! HouseWilson! House’s flirting has been ignored for far too long! So he’s turned to drastic measures to get Wilson’s full attention. To what lengths will he go?

Maybe they were too similar. Maybe underneath it all that’s why they were attracted to each other. OneShot ForemanHouse

Missing AU scene from 'House Training'. After seeing the condo with Bonnie, House can't control himself and ends up going to Cuddy's to see how the date with Wilson ends. She catches him and they finally talk about their relationship.

Historia corta de House y Wilson, en el despacho de este ultimo O.o! no puedo colocar un titulo decente a mi fanfic y esperan que escriba un buen resumen?...XD

Foreman takes five vacation days and comes back looking worse. Chase thinks he knows why. Some themes of mortality. Gen.

Chase's tendency to idolize authority figures leads him to an unpleasant encounter with a college professor. Slash. Dubious consent.

House faces some unexpected repercussions from his actions in ‘One day, One room.’ Repercussions that have nothing to do with the rape victim. Hasn’t been done before, I assure you. Strong HouseWilson friendship. Preslash, if you wanna see it. Complete.

Cameron has a secret, and House finds out. Smut ensues! A little sneak preview for Houseketeer.

They had to be honest with themselves. They seemingly could remain only friends if they worked at it. This was just an excuse to have sex. SEQUEL NOW POSTED! HOUSEWILSON

HouseChase, slash or !FRIENDSHIP! can be read as either, oneshot, fluffy, House teaches Chase to skate board.

There’s only one way House and Wilson will ever be. HousexWilson, crack!fic.

Complete! HW established relationship. The leg gets worse and our heroes must do something, but will the cure be worse than the disease? A look at addiction and enabling. Formerly known as Shorts.

Never reveal your hand, never resent the cards you are dealt.

A metaSickWilson fic written for the 100 Members Prompt at the LJ Community, Sick Wilson Anonymous. Wilson suddenly becomes accident prone, and things go from bad to much, much worse. Can House work it out? Hurtcomfort, angst and humour.

She couldn’t get away from him even when she tried. My take on 3x18. HouseCuddy

Cameron must battle her inner demons when someone from her past unexpectedly turns up at the clinic. My summeries aren't great, but this is a different take on an unoriginal theme! Ch 19: HouseCameron. This is the end!

House y Cuddy estan juntos, todo va bien, hasta que reciben una visita inesperada.

He is not happy. Slightly absurd crossover.

Hollow point bullet. Penetration of the right eye. Instantaneous death. It barely made sense all jumbled like that. A string of broken words he couldn't piece together to mean anything. In one ear, out the other, House would say..would have said. HW Slash

Short, silly drabble about the events of Resignation, with a HouseWilson bent. Slight AU. Cameron comes looking for House, but finds... well, someone else.

After a long case, the trio of ducklings blow off steam with alcohol and JellO. Later in the night Cameron's lover joins the crowd.

House's new case is a former cancer patient who travels the same road as House. But this girl also has a spirit that our favorite doc finds intriguing and an attraction takes both where they never thought they'd go.

What happens when Wilson starts putting the clues together? Short oneshot about the secret HUDDY relationship.

Cameron doit faire face à son passé et aux événements qui ont fait d'elle la femme qu'elle est devenue. Mais le chemin vers l'acceptation de soit même n'est jamais sans douleur.