Well, another humourful story. Enjoy.

Cameron POV (that one sceene from control)

It's a compilation of character studies done through objects and their placement, basically. Focuses on House, Wilson, and Cuddy.

It's not what she wants, but it's what she needs. "Control", of course.

As it says: five things that never happened to House.

House laughed bitterly and stared into his empty glass, rotating it so it glittered in the subtle lights. Poor fools. They thought he was crazy. HouseCameron what if.

Cameron's latest blog entry.

I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways, that it couldn't last.

House is ordered to take a vacation. How to keep from going insane with boredom? (HouseCameron)

...Shouldn't Throw Stones. Follows House through the infarction episode until his return to work, focusing mainly on his mostly deteriorating relationships with others. Who will stay with him and who leaves? note: I suppose this is a bit AU now.

This is a parody from House's point of view. It's to the tune of Manic Monday. There's nothing explicit, but I made mention of his Vicodin, so the rating is PG13 rather than PG. It's just for fun and meant as a joke. Here's hoping it makes you laugh.

Students have taken an Ecstasy-like drug that lasts forever. What happens when they give House a dose too?

That one Scene in CONTROL. You know which one!

The fact that they’re on your feet seriously enhances the sexual caliber of tangoing poultry. (I got your attention, didn't I?) (Chase-Cameron)

It's the hospital's 10th anniversary, but it's also an important anniversary for Chase. Will he relieve his horror from 2 years ago? ChaseCameron romance. Slightly AU.

People like you." Of course everyone liked her. She was everything he wasn't. HouseCameron. SPOILERS!

House and Wilson. THE END! lol. I've wrote this because there have been so many mushy-gushy-who-loves-who and so I decided to create a humourish one just for the heck of it. ENJOY! r&r!

Conpanion piece to "Vertigo", doesn't matter which one you read first, but I would read "Vertigo" first. Slight reference to slash.

Future Slash. When James Wilson is again dumped, he goes to Gregory House, he might be the best doctor to go to for physical pain, but what about emotional?

House shows a sudden concern for Cuddy. (HouseCuddy)

Robert, you're being juvenile." 276 word, near-drabble Chase-centric ficlet.

You're it. (ChaseCameron) Beginning of a series.

Cameron knows exactly what she's doing... exerting her total control over her relationship with Chase. CameronChase fluff, pretty much.

House takes an introspective look at his lonely lifestyle after his argument with Wilson in "Detox". This is my first House fanfic, please be gentle. Hinting at HouseCameron, just barely. Enjoy and R&R! Songfic to "Desperado" by the Eagles.

Why did Cuddy suddenly want House to resume clinic duty? Spoilers for the pilot.