(Monica, Rachel and Phoebe decide to go to an amusement park) (joey,ross and chandler are stuck downtown)
Rachel: We're riding all the roller coasters here
Phoebe: Ahem, and I brought along my invisible friend Mr. Sparkles
Monica: Wow, Phoebe that's great
Phoebe: You don't know what it's like to be invisible
Rachel: Do you?
Phoebe: I was at times
Rachel: Really?....
Monica: Ooh! Let's ride that one!
Rachel and Phoebe::look over::
Rachel: The carousel?? Wow that sounds like fun
Phoebe: I love horseback riding! The horses are beautiful
Rachel: ahhh... sorry to break this to you but..... Those horses aren't real
Phoebe: That's what you think
[Cut To The Guys]
Chandler: This sucks
Joey: I can't believe that I have $24.00 in my wallet!
Ross: That's actually just a penny
Joey: really? alright! I have $70.00!
Chandler::looks to Ross: How did he complete Grade School?
Ross: Maybe they were sick of him in their classroom for 25 years
Ross: I'm going to pick up Carol and Ben at the bus station downtown, you guys wanna come along?
Joey: Sure! Maybe I'll Have $130
Ross: $140 Joey
Joey::counts with his fingers::
Chandler: oh god
Joey: I got 10
Chandler: How pathetic
Ross::shrugs::
[Cut to Girls on carousel]
Monica: This is the best ride in the park!
Rachel: yeah.....
Monica: You think so too?
Rachel: yeah, surely the best...
Monica: I know!
Phoebe::meditates on the horse::
Monica::is not sitting on a horse::
Rachel: I can't believe she's afraid to get on a horse ::whipering to Phoebe::
Phoebe: No speak to me
Rachel: That's 2 people that are crazy
Phoebe: Mr. Sparkles, are you enjoying this ride?
Phoebe::higher voice:: Yes Phoebe
Rachel: Phoebe....Mr. Sparkles......
Phoebe: Speak woman speak!
Rachel: Monica.....
Monica: yes?
Rachel: I was thinking about riding that ::pointing to a big red, 7 loop roller coaster::
Monica: are you kidding?!!??!!
Rachel: No...I'm not
Monica: I'm not riding that
Rachel: Firestarter, That's a good roller coaster
Monica: Roller Coaster for weirdos
Phoebe: did you call my name?
Rachel: we're riding the Firestarter
Phoebe: save a seat for Mr. Sparkles
Rachel: Oh I will
::They get off the carousel::
12 yr old Kid: Mommy, can we ride that::pointing to Firestarter::
Mom: Sure honey
Rachel: a 12 yr old rides that ride! Monica! Come on!
Monica: No
Rachel: Phoebe chose meditation, you chose the carousel, my turn I choose Firestarter
Monica::thinks it over:: Fine, since you rode the carousel with me and i meditated with Phoebe
Phoebe: And Mr. Sparkles
Monica: Let's go
[Cut to inside the car]
Ross: A flat!! shoot!
Joey: my $70.00 fell out the window!
Chandler: did your brain do that as well?
Joey: no, brains aren't real man, are you kidding?
Chandler: really? i didn't know that!
Ross: we have to walk to the bus station
Chandler: are you kidding?
Joey: I'm scared!! ::hugging the car seat::
Ross: oh grow up Joey
Joey: I don't want too!
Chandler: I'm not leaving
Ross: do you want to get shot by a psycho?
Chandler: there is a bigger chance walking on this street
Ross: Gun man!
Joey: oh no! I'm gonna die!
Chandler: That's an old chinese woman
Ross: No way! ohhh.... it is
Joey: Chinese Woman! oh i'm so dead
Chandler: Now there is a gun man over there
Ross: really, i want to see
Joey: Nice gun buddy ::even though he can't hear them::
Ross: he's heading this way
Chandler: Let's greet him
Ross: wait a minute.... he's got a gun! get out!
[Cut to the girls]
Monica: I'm going on this, Oh my god!
Phoebe: shhh.. I hear someone
Rachel: I hear a lot of people
Phoebe: The spirits are here...
Rachel: She's got some problems
[The Girls Get On]
Middle Aged Man: Can I sit here mam?
Phoebe: Taken sir
Middle Aged Man: ok.....
Phoebe: What a psycho, he can't even see Mr. Sparkles
Monica::screams:: Let me off! Please!! Please!! I'm going to die!!
Rachel: shut up monica, no guys will date me if you scream like that next to me
Monica: oh my god, oh my god!
[The ride moves along]
{During the ride, Monica's wedding ring falls off :She doesn't notice till a little later}
[After The Ride]
Rachel: That was great!
Monica: I hated every minute of it, I hate roller coasters. My favorite ride is still the carousel
Rachel: wow, really?
Monica: are you kidding? are you crazy? That roller coaster sucked!
Rachel: Yeah...Yeah....Really did hate it
Phoebe: Excuse me sir, can i borrow your guitar?
Man: No
Phoebe: don't make me kick your ass! 2 on 1
Man: 1 on 1, Just take it! Leave me alone ok? I'm very depressed right now. I might kill myself
Phoebe: Here we go again.....
Phoebe::sings:: I am Phoebe......Thomas. My father is Dave.....Thomas. I am the mayor of New York
Monica: She's singing again...god oh god....
Phoebe::sings:: Over there is Tiffany ::pointing to Monica:: She slept with my brother and those are fake.....
Monica: I'm not Tiffany!!
Rachel: Please don't sing about me...Please don't sing about me
Phoebe::sings:: Over there is Rachel. She's not a good kisser. She dated Ross and now she is a lesbian
Rachel::jaw drops open::
Phoebe: You guys ride without me
Rachel: What time is it Monica?
Monica: Let me check... Oh my god!
Rachel: What? whhhat?
Monica: My wedding ring! It's gone!
Rachel: Oh god! Chandler's going to be mad!
Phoebe: you can own the gum ball machine ring again
Monica: We've got to find it
Rachel: Or we can replace it
Monica: sounds like a plan!
[Cut to guys] The man could be played by Robert De Niro:
Man: wait, wait. I don't have a gun. Let's talk. I'm Antonio
Joey: Joey Tribiani
Chandler: Chandler .....Chang
Ross: Rachel Green
Man: Didn't you take one of my credit cards Rachel?
Ross: I'm Rachel ......ahhhhh Greenu
Antonio: If you don't cooperate then I'll get my fellas to hurt you
Ross: Please! Don't hurt me! Take anything Please!
Antonio: Ok...why not? Hmm... That watch... Your wallet
Ross::hands it to him::
Antonio: Joey, I'll take that watch, the necklace you are holding, that collection penny coin
Joey: There's goes my $70.00
Antonio: What?
Ross: Ignore him, he's in grade school
Antonio: The watch....The ring. Hand over the ring
Ross: Pamela Anderson, over there!
Joey and Antonio::look over::
Ross::grabs Joey::
They start running
Chandler: No one is getting this ring
Antonio and 2 other men run after them
Ross: In here!
[They end up in a strip club]
Joey: Nice ::smiles::
Chandler: Wow
Ross: No ti...Wow
Chandler: Wedding Ring, Let's get out
Antonio: You're going down buddy
Ross: Can i borrow those?
Woman: No
Ross::rips the pearls off her neck::
Woman::slaps him::
They get Ross
[Joey and Chandler get outside]
Joey: They got Ross! oh man!
Chandler: we've got to find him
Joey::sticks a quarter in a coca-cola machine::
Joey::grabs his cola::
Chandler: you're drinking cola when Ross is gone?
Joey: This is sprite
Chandler: It's Coke
Joey: oh man
Antonio::walks up behind them::
Chandler: Ross, we're glad that you're alive
Joey::hugs Ross:: we missed you man
Antonio: Give me the ring
Chandler::thinks::
Ross: Give it to him
Joey: Make up a story about losing it
Ross: Or get a replacement
Chandler: He stole our wallets
Antonio: I'll make a deal....
Chandler: anything
Antonio: Give me the ring and you get your wallets back.
Ross: Watches?
Antonio: Nah.... I like them
Antonio: I'm sure there is enough to get a replacement ring for your husband
Chandler: I married a woman. I'm not gay
Antonio: You look gay... ::gets ring and hands wallets over::
Chandler: Must replace the ring!
[Cut to the girls]
Monica: Must replace the ring!
Monica: oh no. I left my wallet at home. I stuck my park entrance money in my pocket!
Rachel: You bought me my ticket for my birthday. I though you would pay for it,...you big fat cheapo
Phoebe: Don't fight you guys! Group hug!
The Girls::hug each other::
Monica: I have to tell Chandler I lost it
Phoebe: or say My invisible friend took it
Rachel: That'll work. Chandler isn't Joey.. you know
Phoebe::thinks:: Oh
Phoebe: Rachel you have chubby ankles
Rachel: I do not have chubby ankles!
Monica: Let's go home. I'm sorry Rachel. I'll promise to get you something else
Phoebe: Monica can give you her bank card numbers
Rachel: That's 5550((((not real number))))
Monica: what? you know my bank card numbers
Rachel: ahhhh.... no..... That's my new iq!
Phoebe: Mine is 76,236
Monica: Rachel....Guess what?
Rachel: what?
Monica: I know!
Phoebe: so you know that she knows
Rachel: Let's go home.....Get me another credit card::whispers to Monica::
[Back to the guys]
Chandler: forget it. I'll explain to Monica somehow
Ross::scratches himself:: Break up right there
Joey: I got $55.00! ::holding a dime::
Chandler: I wish i had that $55.00!
Joey: can i have yours Ross?
Ross: Why sure Joey!
Joey::takes it:: Ross you just lost $55.00
Chandler: Let's get to the bus station
Ross: That was my friend's car. They'll hate me now but you know what?
Chandler: what?
Ross: Screw them!
Ross: Picking up a woman. Get out of my way! Move it fat lady!
{Finally arrive at the bus station}
Carol: This is my cousin
Cousin: I'll drive you home all of you
Cousin: who's the homo ::pointing to chandler::
Carol: Chandler, he's not gay
Chandler: I'm sure China could hear that
[20 Minutes Later in Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Phoebe::meditating on the floor watching Yoga::
Rachel::drinking water::
Monica::reading a magazine::
[The Guys walk in]
Joey: Hey, oh wait, Baywatch is on, cya!
Joey::goes into his apartment::
Ross::sits down::
Chandler: Monica, I have to tell you something important
Monica: so do i, You go first!
Chandler: How can i say this...
Ross: Speed up the process... come on....you lost the wedding ring
Monica: You did what?
Chandler: I lost the wedding ring
Monica: oh no....but you know what?
Chandler: what?
Monica: So did I!
Chandler: we can get replacements
Monica: we can
Chandler: I love you Monica
Monica: I love you too Chandler
Monica and Chandler::kiss::
The End
Please Review as this is my first time here!
Rachel: We're riding all the roller coasters here
Phoebe: Ahem, and I brought along my invisible friend Mr. Sparkles
Monica: Wow, Phoebe that's great
Phoebe: You don't know what it's like to be invisible
Rachel: Do you?
Phoebe: I was at times
Rachel: Really?....
Monica: Ooh! Let's ride that one!
Rachel and Phoebe::look over::
Rachel: The carousel?? Wow that sounds like fun
Phoebe: I love horseback riding! The horses are beautiful
Rachel: ahhh... sorry to break this to you but..... Those horses aren't real
Phoebe: That's what you think
[Cut To The Guys]
Chandler: This sucks
Joey: I can't believe that I have $24.00 in my wallet!
Ross: That's actually just a penny
Joey: really? alright! I have $70.00!
Chandler::looks to Ross: How did he complete Grade School?
Ross: Maybe they were sick of him in their classroom for 25 years
Ross: I'm going to pick up Carol and Ben at the bus station downtown, you guys wanna come along?
Joey: Sure! Maybe I'll Have $130
Ross: $140 Joey
Joey::counts with his fingers::
Chandler: oh god
Joey: I got 10
Chandler: How pathetic
Ross::shrugs::
[Cut to Girls on carousel]
Monica: This is the best ride in the park!
Rachel: yeah.....
Monica: You think so too?
Rachel: yeah, surely the best...
Monica: I know!
Phoebe::meditates on the horse::
Monica::is not sitting on a horse::
Rachel: I can't believe she's afraid to get on a horse ::whipering to Phoebe::
Phoebe: No speak to me
Rachel: That's 2 people that are crazy
Phoebe: Mr. Sparkles, are you enjoying this ride?
Phoebe::higher voice:: Yes Phoebe
Rachel: Phoebe....Mr. Sparkles......
Phoebe: Speak woman speak!
Rachel: Monica.....
Monica: yes?
Rachel: I was thinking about riding that ::pointing to a big red, 7 loop roller coaster::
Monica: are you kidding?!!??!!
Rachel: No...I'm not
Monica: I'm not riding that
Rachel: Firestarter, That's a good roller coaster
Monica: Roller Coaster for weirdos
Phoebe: did you call my name?
Rachel: we're riding the Firestarter
Phoebe: save a seat for Mr. Sparkles
Rachel: Oh I will
::They get off the carousel::
12 yr old Kid: Mommy, can we ride that::pointing to Firestarter::
Mom: Sure honey
Rachel: a 12 yr old rides that ride! Monica! Come on!
Monica: No
Rachel: Phoebe chose meditation, you chose the carousel, my turn I choose Firestarter
Monica::thinks it over:: Fine, since you rode the carousel with me and i meditated with Phoebe
Phoebe: And Mr. Sparkles
Monica: Let's go
[Cut to inside the car]
Ross: A flat!! shoot!
Joey: my $70.00 fell out the window!
Chandler: did your brain do that as well?
Joey: no, brains aren't real man, are you kidding?
Chandler: really? i didn't know that!
Ross: we have to walk to the bus station
Chandler: are you kidding?
Joey: I'm scared!! ::hugging the car seat::
Ross: oh grow up Joey
Joey: I don't want too!
Chandler: I'm not leaving
Ross: do you want to get shot by a psycho?
Chandler: there is a bigger chance walking on this street
Ross: Gun man!
Joey: oh no! I'm gonna die!
Chandler: That's an old chinese woman
Ross: No way! ohhh.... it is
Joey: Chinese Woman! oh i'm so dead
Chandler: Now there is a gun man over there
Ross: really, i want to see
Joey: Nice gun buddy ::even though he can't hear them::
Ross: he's heading this way
Chandler: Let's greet him
Ross: wait a minute.... he's got a gun! get out!
[Cut to the girls]
Monica: I'm going on this, Oh my god!
Phoebe: shhh.. I hear someone
Rachel: I hear a lot of people
Phoebe: The spirits are here...
Rachel: She's got some problems
[The Girls Get On]
Middle Aged Man: Can I sit here mam?
Phoebe: Taken sir
Middle Aged Man: ok.....
Phoebe: What a psycho, he can't even see Mr. Sparkles
Monica::screams:: Let me off! Please!! Please!! I'm going to die!!
Rachel: shut up monica, no guys will date me if you scream like that next to me
Monica: oh my god, oh my god!
[The ride moves along]
{During the ride, Monica's wedding ring falls off :She doesn't notice till a little later}
[After The Ride]
Rachel: That was great!
Monica: I hated every minute of it, I hate roller coasters. My favorite ride is still the carousel
Rachel: wow, really?
Monica: are you kidding? are you crazy? That roller coaster sucked!
Rachel: Yeah...Yeah....Really did hate it
Phoebe: Excuse me sir, can i borrow your guitar?
Man: No
Phoebe: don't make me kick your ass! 2 on 1
Man: 1 on 1, Just take it! Leave me alone ok? I'm very depressed right now. I might kill myself
Phoebe: Here we go again.....
Phoebe::sings:: I am Phoebe......Thomas. My father is Dave.....Thomas. I am the mayor of New York
Monica: She's singing again...god oh god....
Phoebe::sings:: Over there is Tiffany ::pointing to Monica:: She slept with my brother and those are fake.....
Monica: I'm not Tiffany!!
Rachel: Please don't sing about me...Please don't sing about me
Phoebe::sings:: Over there is Rachel. She's not a good kisser. She dated Ross and now she is a lesbian
Rachel::jaw drops open::
Phoebe: You guys ride without me
Rachel: What time is it Monica?
Monica: Let me check... Oh my god!
Rachel: What? whhhat?
Monica: My wedding ring! It's gone!
Rachel: Oh god! Chandler's going to be mad!
Phoebe: you can own the gum ball machine ring again
Monica: We've got to find it
Rachel: Or we can replace it
Monica: sounds like a plan!
[Cut to guys] The man could be played by Robert De Niro:
Man: wait, wait. I don't have a gun. Let's talk. I'm Antonio
Joey: Joey Tribiani
Chandler: Chandler .....Chang
Ross: Rachel Green
Man: Didn't you take one of my credit cards Rachel?
Ross: I'm Rachel ......ahhhhh Greenu
Antonio: If you don't cooperate then I'll get my fellas to hurt you
Ross: Please! Don't hurt me! Take anything Please!
Antonio: Ok...why not? Hmm... That watch... Your wallet
Ross::hands it to him::
Antonio: Joey, I'll take that watch, the necklace you are holding, that collection penny coin
Joey: There's goes my $70.00
Antonio: What?
Ross: Ignore him, he's in grade school
Antonio: The watch....The ring. Hand over the ring
Ross: Pamela Anderson, over there!
Joey and Antonio::look over::
Ross::grabs Joey::
They start running
Chandler: No one is getting this ring
Antonio and 2 other men run after them
Ross: In here!
[They end up in a strip club]
Joey: Nice ::smiles::
Chandler: Wow
Ross: No ti...Wow
Chandler: Wedding Ring, Let's get out
Antonio: You're going down buddy
Ross: Can i borrow those?
Woman: No
Ross::rips the pearls off her neck::
Woman::slaps him::
They get Ross
[Joey and Chandler get outside]
Joey: They got Ross! oh man!
Chandler: we've got to find him
Joey::sticks a quarter in a coca-cola machine::
Joey::grabs his cola::
Chandler: you're drinking cola when Ross is gone?
Joey: This is sprite
Chandler: It's Coke
Joey: oh man
Antonio::walks up behind them::
Chandler: Ross, we're glad that you're alive
Joey::hugs Ross:: we missed you man
Antonio: Give me the ring
Chandler::thinks::
Ross: Give it to him
Joey: Make up a story about losing it
Ross: Or get a replacement
Chandler: He stole our wallets
Antonio: I'll make a deal....
Chandler: anything
Antonio: Give me the ring and you get your wallets back.
Ross: Watches?
Antonio: Nah.... I like them
Antonio: I'm sure there is enough to get a replacement ring for your husband
Chandler: I married a woman. I'm not gay
Antonio: You look gay... ::gets ring and hands wallets over::
Chandler: Must replace the ring!
[Cut to the girls]
Monica: Must replace the ring!
Monica: oh no. I left my wallet at home. I stuck my park entrance money in my pocket!
Rachel: You bought me my ticket for my birthday. I though you would pay for it,...you big fat cheapo
Phoebe: Don't fight you guys! Group hug!
The Girls::hug each other::
Monica: I have to tell Chandler I lost it
Phoebe: or say My invisible friend took it
Rachel: That'll work. Chandler isn't Joey.. you know
Phoebe::thinks:: Oh
Phoebe: Rachel you have chubby ankles
Rachel: I do not have chubby ankles!
Monica: Let's go home. I'm sorry Rachel. I'll promise to get you something else
Phoebe: Monica can give you her bank card numbers
Rachel: That's 5550((((not real number))))
Monica: what? you know my bank card numbers
Rachel: ahhhh.... no..... That's my new iq!
Phoebe: Mine is 76,236
Monica: Rachel....Guess what?
Rachel: what?
Monica: I know!
Phoebe: so you know that she knows
Rachel: Let's go home.....Get me another credit card::whispers to Monica::
[Back to the guys]
Chandler: forget it. I'll explain to Monica somehow
Ross::scratches himself:: Break up right there
Joey: I got $55.00! ::holding a dime::
Chandler: I wish i had that $55.00!
Joey: can i have yours Ross?
Ross: Why sure Joey!
Joey::takes it:: Ross you just lost $55.00
Chandler: Let's get to the bus station
Ross: That was my friend's car. They'll hate me now but you know what?
Chandler: what?
Ross: Screw them!
Ross: Picking up a woman. Get out of my way! Move it fat lady!
{Finally arrive at the bus station}
Carol: This is my cousin
Cousin: I'll drive you home all of you
Cousin: who's the homo ::pointing to chandler::
Carol: Chandler, he's not gay
Chandler: I'm sure China could hear that
[20 Minutes Later in Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Phoebe::meditating on the floor watching Yoga::
Rachel::drinking water::
Monica::reading a magazine::
[The Guys walk in]
Joey: Hey, oh wait, Baywatch is on, cya!
Joey::goes into his apartment::
Ross::sits down::
Chandler: Monica, I have to tell you something important
Monica: so do i, You go first!
Chandler: How can i say this...
Ross: Speed up the process... come on....you lost the wedding ring
Monica: You did what?
Chandler: I lost the wedding ring
Monica: oh no....but you know what?
Chandler: what?
Monica: So did I!
Chandler: we can get replacements
Monica: we can
Chandler: I love you Monica
Monica: I love you too Chandler
Monica and Chandler::kiss::
The End
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