Dudley's Tongue Got Blown Up by a Toffee
By Tent Six((Animorphalite, Juniper, Krikket and Koala)
A/N: Hi! This is a filk to 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'. My tent at Girl Scout Camp wrote it. It's rather strange, but I hope you enjoy it! As always, please R/R!
Chorus:
Dudley's tongue got blown up by a toffee,
Lying on the floor near fireplace.
Fred and George invented Ton-Tongue-Toffees,
Which look like purple monsters on your face.
The Weaslys came out of the fire,
First one, then two, then several more.
Fred and George then dropped the toffee,
Inconspicuously on the floor.
Chorus
Dudley hated his new diet,
That's what made him eat the treat.
He quickly shoved it in his mouth
And found it tasted very sweet.
Chorus
As he chewed the piece of candy,
His tongue began to feel strange.
It started to grow much larger,
It was quite out of normal range.
Chorus
Aunt Petunia started screaming,
And tried to rip it from his face.
Vernon looked at Mr. Weasley,
Then tried to kill him with a vase.
Chorus
Mr. Weasly rescued Dudley,
A disappointment to his sons.
They had enjoyed Dudley's discomfort,
They had had a lot of fun.
Chorus
Mr. Weasly grew quite angry,
"How could you do that to the boy?
You're not allow to torment Muggles,
With your horrid, silly toys."
Chorus
Fred and George responded quickly,
"We didn't do it 'cause of that.
We did it 'cause he's a great big bully,
And besides, he's very fat!"
Chorus
By Tent Six((Animorphalite, Juniper, Krikket and Koala)
A/N: Hi! This is a filk to 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'. My tent at Girl Scout Camp wrote it. It's rather strange, but I hope you enjoy it! As always, please R/R!
Chorus:
Dudley's tongue got blown up by a toffee,
Lying on the floor near fireplace.
Fred and George invented Ton-Tongue-Toffees,
Which look like purple monsters on your face.
The Weaslys came out of the fire,
First one, then two, then several more.
Fred and George then dropped the toffee,
Inconspicuously on the floor.
Chorus
Dudley hated his new diet,
That's what made him eat the treat.
He quickly shoved it in his mouth
And found it tasted very sweet.
Chorus
As he chewed the piece of candy,
His tongue began to feel strange.
It started to grow much larger,
It was quite out of normal range.
Chorus
Aunt Petunia started screaming,
And tried to rip it from his face.
Vernon looked at Mr. Weasley,
Then tried to kill him with a vase.
Chorus
Mr. Weasly rescued Dudley,
A disappointment to his sons.
They had enjoyed Dudley's discomfort,
They had had a lot of fun.
Chorus
Mr. Weasly grew quite angry,
"How could you do that to the boy?
You're not allow to torment Muggles,
With your horrid, silly toys."
Chorus
Fred and George responded quickly,
"We didn't do it 'cause of that.
We did it 'cause he's a great big bully,
And besides, he's very fat!"
Chorus