Heero and Duo's child type of a thing goes to kindergarten.
A young messy medium length haired child walks in the door mumbling to himself about
something involving killing.. or spandex... or...something.
"Hello Sweety, what's your name," questions a young lady, her hair is also
medium length, but blonde.
"Well...Duo, Solo, after some person he knows or knew, and Heero
doesn't talk unless he's asking Duo if he wants a *wink wink* back rub, or something in their
room."
Blink blink. "Alright, well, ummm, Solo, we're making paper mache, and
since it's close to christmas, wanna make one for your mommy?"
Now it was Solo's turn to "blink blink" He'd never heard
the word "mommy" before, so he asked what any one would if they wanted to know what something
was....
"What's a Mommy?" asked a confuzzled little Solo.
"Well, um, generally a mommy is a woman who has fairly long hair and
looks after us." she replied in a confused tone, noting that most children at least knew
what one was....
"That would be Duo I think, but he kinda forgets about me sometimes."
stated Solo, who was pretty sure by now that Duo was what she called "a mommy".
"Oh no no no, that can't be your mommy, sweety." she
said with a smile
"But you said....."
" Mommies are 'she's'"
"Well, no one like that lives in my house...."
She figured Solo was just being dificult and ordered him to sit in the
back of the room.
*~*Sometime Later in the Year ((during a confrence thingy of some sort))*~*
"So you're Solo's parents, it's nice to meet you" said a disgruntled Ms.
((umm... looks at the carton of ice cream next to her)) Sayfuwaysolect ((Safeway select))
Duo smiled," I guess you could say that, I'm Duo, and that's Heero"
"Hn," acknowledged Heero
Duo listened intentivly to Ms. ((what was her name again....)) Sayfuwaysolect...
while he cling affectionatly to Heero.
"Oh, and by the way, which of you is the mother?"
"Huh? Neither of us are," Said Duo
"Ah, so you must be the younger brother, and Heero's the father."
"No, you bimbo, we're both the father."
And at that magically Farfie popped out of nowhere and killed everyone... except
Heero, who he let live, because heero likes to kill thinigs, and so they ran of into the sunset
killing many an oz officer and a nun or any god-oriented things.
*~*Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!! Except my toaster, of whom
I love dearly and engage in meaningful conversations with.... r/r =^_^= arigatou gozaimasu!!!*~*
I know that was incredibly pointless, but that is the result of eating too many
truffles and such and being really sick....ill, as in ill.