A/N: Okay, here is the chapter with Plot & Co. that people have been wondering about. It's quite confusing and nothing really happens.
Apologies and applause to Padfoot Lover, who was the very first to guess that the spy was Vincent in Chapter 6 or 8. Geez, even I wasn't sure he was the spy then!
OMG! 900 reviews! Craziness. Thank you, thank you Di-chan, banance, P-chan, Allie Potter, ~LuNa~, Becca, LadyLyra, Mermaid of the Moon, do you really care?!, gwen, LanaMariah, RandomThought, Myst, Silverfox, panda g. pinke (I don't know), Damien Leokas Cardoza, Ema Lee, Becks (Inspired? I thought it was just lucky.), tweety, Min_1979, Paige, Prongs, Tom Riddilpley, Eternal Haven, Silvara Maxwell, Mel Twinkle, Mystica (Is this story cliched yet?), Ruka-chan (Love you too!), OMG, LunarBard, Fluer---@, Rehanna, Eccentricity is Me, Bookworm, Sesa-chan, Trepidatio (Eddie Izzard rocks.), Padfoot Lover, Wyv and Bel, *Wolf's Cry*, Cat (Oh goodness. I can barely remember F and I, so to have people quote it to me is rather odd.), Lelio, and Goddess Shinigami.
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Meanwile, the literary terms were having problems of their own...
"Aha! I've found you!" exclaimed Order, striding up to Complete Chaos. He looked up from his book with mild interest.
"Oh, it's you," he said.
"Yes, and I've come to tell you that you can now leave the story."
"Leave? Now why would I do that?" he asked.
"So that we can wrap up this story with something resembling a plot!" Order said. *pop* Plot apparated onto the scene.
"Did someone call me?" he asked.
"If we called you an idiot, does that count?" Complete Chaos asked.
"Ha ha- no. Not funny," Plot replied.
"Maybe you can help me," Order said. "I'm trying to get my brother to leave this fic before he manages to drag in another complication." *pop* Complication appeared. Order shrieked and grabbed Plot's arm. "Get him away! Get him away!"
"Well, hello to you too, love," Complication said dryly.
He spotted Complete Chaos. "Wow! I haven't seen you in an age. We always seem to just miss each other."
"Always," Complete Chaos said with a grin.
"What's going on here?" Complication inquired.
"I'm trying to stop him from dragging this story further and further into pointlessness," Order answered. *Pop*
"It's not pointless. I'm sure it has hidden depths," Complete Chaos said. *Pop*
"You!" Depth and Pointlessness exclaimed upon seeing each other.
"Great and just when I thought I could make it through the story without running into you," sighed Depth.
"Like I wanted to see you," Pointlessness muttered.
"Last I heard you were attacking story characters." Depth said.
"What? Can we turn the confusion down a notch and explain?" Complication asked. *Pop*
"xgsfsvgerbntig?" Confusion asked.
"What?" asked everybody else. Complication took a retainer out of his mouth and stuck it in his pocket.
"God, I hate that damn thing," he said. "I thought we weren't supposed to hit characters."
"We're not. And it wasn't me," Pointlessness said.
"That one was my doing. He was being an ass," Complete Chaos added,
"Whatever," Depth said, tossing her sparkling hair. She turned to Confusion.
"I haven't seen you before. I'm Depth and you are?" she asked, extending her hand.
"Confused- er, I mean, Confusion," he said, shaking her hand.
"Nice to meet you," Depth said with a smile. Confusion swallowed nervously.
"Have you met my cousin?" he asked.
"We've met," she said sourly.
"Wonderful! Why don't you visit with him. Right now, I've got business to attend, readers to confuse and so forth. I'll see you later!" he said, making a quick exit before Depth actually started to like him. Depth pouted. From her corner a small witch in red robes called Trouble smiled.
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Okay. What did you think? For those of you who were starting to like Vincent, I did too. But all of our Slytherins can't turn goody-good on us, can they? And what about Greg? What say you, dears? Shall we see what happens to him next? Review!
Luv ya!
J. Silver
Apologies and applause to Padfoot Lover, who was the very first to guess that the spy was Vincent in Chapter 6 or 8. Geez, even I wasn't sure he was the spy then!
OMG! 900 reviews! Craziness. Thank you, thank you Di-chan, banance, P-chan, Allie Potter, ~LuNa~, Becca, LadyLyra, Mermaid of the Moon, do you really care?!, gwen, LanaMariah, RandomThought, Myst, Silverfox, panda g. pinke (I don't know), Damien Leokas Cardoza, Ema Lee, Becks (Inspired? I thought it was just lucky.), tweety, Min_1979, Paige, Prongs, Tom Riddilpley, Eternal Haven, Silvara Maxwell, Mel Twinkle, Mystica (Is this story cliched yet?), Ruka-chan (Love you too!), OMG, LunarBard, Fluer---@, Rehanna, Eccentricity is Me, Bookworm, Sesa-chan, Trepidatio (Eddie Izzard rocks.), Padfoot Lover, Wyv and Bel, *Wolf's Cry*, Cat (Oh goodness. I can barely remember F and I, so to have people quote it to me is rather odd.), Lelio, and Goddess Shinigami.
***
Meanwile, the literary terms were having problems of their own...
"Aha! I've found you!" exclaimed Order, striding up to Complete Chaos. He looked up from his book with mild interest.
"Oh, it's you," he said.
"Yes, and I've come to tell you that you can now leave the story."
"Leave? Now why would I do that?" he asked.
"So that we can wrap up this story with something resembling a plot!" Order said. *pop* Plot apparated onto the scene.
"Did someone call me?" he asked.
"If we called you an idiot, does that count?" Complete Chaos asked.
"Ha ha- no. Not funny," Plot replied.
"Maybe you can help me," Order said. "I'm trying to get my brother to leave this fic before he manages to drag in another complication." *pop* Complication appeared. Order shrieked and grabbed Plot's arm. "Get him away! Get him away!"
"Well, hello to you too, love," Complication said dryly.
He spotted Complete Chaos. "Wow! I haven't seen you in an age. We always seem to just miss each other."
"Always," Complete Chaos said with a grin.
"What's going on here?" Complication inquired.
"I'm trying to stop him from dragging this story further and further into pointlessness," Order answered. *Pop*
"It's not pointless. I'm sure it has hidden depths," Complete Chaos said. *Pop*
"You!" Depth and Pointlessness exclaimed upon seeing each other.
"Great and just when I thought I could make it through the story without running into you," sighed Depth.
"Like I wanted to see you," Pointlessness muttered.
"Last I heard you were attacking story characters." Depth said.
"What? Can we turn the confusion down a notch and explain?" Complication asked. *Pop*
"xgsfsvgerbntig?" Confusion asked.
"What?" asked everybody else. Complication took a retainer out of his mouth and stuck it in his pocket.
"God, I hate that damn thing," he said. "I thought we weren't supposed to hit characters."
"We're not. And it wasn't me," Pointlessness said.
"That one was my doing. He was being an ass," Complete Chaos added,
"Whatever," Depth said, tossing her sparkling hair. She turned to Confusion.
"I haven't seen you before. I'm Depth and you are?" she asked, extending her hand.
"Confused- er, I mean, Confusion," he said, shaking her hand.
"Nice to meet you," Depth said with a smile. Confusion swallowed nervously.
"Have you met my cousin?" he asked.
"We've met," she said sourly.
"Wonderful! Why don't you visit with him. Right now, I've got business to attend, readers to confuse and so forth. I'll see you later!" he said, making a quick exit before Depth actually started to like him. Depth pouted. From her corner a small witch in red robes called Trouble smiled.
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Okay. What did you think? For those of you who were starting to like Vincent, I did too. But all of our Slytherins can't turn goody-good on us, can they? And what about Greg? What say you, dears? Shall we see what happens to him next? Review!
Luv ya!
J. Silver