Adventures with the Little Selected Kids!
Here's a new story for me. Instead of having them turn little or something, I'm going to have the BE little and in the real world BEFORE they meet the Digimon! I'm also going to try to be less opinionative because, I have to admit, that they are all very cute when they are little. But Kari and T.K. aren't. But that's okay because they're not in this story. Joe isn't in this story either but NOT because we're ignoring him but because he's OLDER and he's now in school. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Mr. Fujiyama (yes, the very same, only younger) was standing in Care-A-Lot Daycare Center. "My first day of daycare!" he said. "I just hope that they kids are good for me!"
Suddenly, a kid and his mom walked in the room. The kid was holding his mom's hand. He had reddish-brownish color hair and he was very cute looking all shy and cute and stuff. He was wearing an orange shirt and overalls. Not only was he holding his mom's hand but he was also hiding behind her legs.
His mom on the other hand, was wearing an apron and brown slippers.
Mr. Fujiyama walked over to the kid and his mom. "Hello, my name is Mr. Fujiyama!" Mr. Fujiyama said.
"I'm Mrs. Izumi." said the lady. She pointed to the little boy. "I'm Izzy's mom."
Mr. Fujiyama bent down to Izzy's height. "HI IZZY!!" he said.
Izzy hugged his mom's legs even tighter. "Izzy is very shy." Mrs. Izumi explained. "In about two minutes, he'll be fine." Izzy's Mom looked at Izzy. "Mommy's leaving, honey!" she said. "See you in a couple of hours!"
She started to walk away but Izzy started whimpering. "Mommy!" he said, tears running down his face.
"Izzy, don't worry!" Mrs. Izumi said. "I'll be back later to pick you up!" Just then, another lady who looked stupid with orange hair came in with her daughter who was cute. The daughter had brown hair and she was wearing a pink dress. Her stupid mom was wearing an apron too. "Oh, hi!" said Mrs. Izumi.
"Hi!" said the lady. The lady walked into the room holding her daughter's hand. "This is Mimi!" said the lady to Mr. Fujiyama. "I'm Mrs. Tachikawa!" She looked around. "Bye now Mimi!"
"BYE MOM!!" said Mimi and then Mrs. Tachikawa left and Mrs. Izumi left while Izzy was distracted. Mimi skipped over to Izzy. "Hi!" she said. "My name is Mimi!"
"Hi," he said quietly.
"What's YOUR name?" she asked.
"Izzy." he answered.
"You want to play a game?" Mimi asked Izzy.
"Okay." Izzy replied as they both went off and played with blocks or something cute like that.
Suddenly, a guy with a kid with stupid brown hair and goggles around his neck who was wearing a blue shirt with a big star on it walked in. The kid was on his dad's shoulders.
"WEEEEEEE!!" laughed the kid. "FASTER DAD!!"
The dad stopped in front of Mr. Fujiyama and took the kid off his shoulders. The kid immediately ran off to go and do something. He probably went off with Izzy and Mimi and played with blocks. "Hi, I'm Mr. Kamiya." Said the guy. He pointed to the new kid. "That's my son Tai."
"Okay." Said Mr. Fujiyama.
"SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, TAI!!" Mr. Kamiya yelled.
"BYE DAD!!" Tai yelled back without even looking up. Mr. Kamiya walked out the door.
Mr. Fujiyama clapped his hands together and walked over to the three. "Can I have all of your names again so I can mark you all as, 'here'?" he asked them. Tai stood up and pointed to himself.
"I'm Taichi G. Kamiya!" he said proudly. "The 'G' stands for 'Great'!"
"Whatever." Mr. Fujiyama made a little mark next to his name. "And you two are…" he said, pointing to Izzy and Mimi.
"I'm Mimi!" said why don't you guess.
"I'm Izzy." said Izzy quietly. Mr. Fujiyama made two little marks next to their names. Just then, another kid walked in with her mom.
"Hello there!" said Mr. Fujiyama walking over towards them. The little girl had orangish Mary Tyler Moore type hair and she was wearing a yellow dress. Her mom looked like Wufei.
"Hi," said the Wufeiish Mom. "I'm Mrs. Takenouchi (or whatever)." (I think we'll just call her Wufei.)
"My name is Mr. Fujiyama." Said Mr. Fujiyama. "What's your daughter's name?" He pointed to the little girl.
"This is Sora." Said Wufei. She turned to Sora. "Be a good girl while Mommy's away." She said. Sora nodded. Then Wufei left without saying anything else.
Mr. Fujiyama checked off Sora's name as she went off to play with the other three. He looked down his list. "There should be one more…" he thought to himself.
Almost on cue, an incredibly cute little boy ran into the room. He had blond hair and he was wearing a dark blue shirt with lighter blue sleeves. He was VERY cute.
"Am I late?" he asked, out of breath.
"No," said Mr. Fujiyama. "Where are your parents?"
"They dropped me off because they were late for work." The little boy answered.
"So what's your name…?" Mr. Fujiyama said, looking down the list. "Yamato Ishida?"
"Just Matt." Said the boy.
"Okay." Said Mr. Fujiyama. He took Matt to the group of four. "Now that we're all here, I would like to pass out nametags to everyone to make it easier for me to remember your names." He picked a nametag that was on his clipboard. "Yamato Ishida." He said.
"I SAID just MATT!" said Matt.
"Sor-ry!" said Mr. Fujiyama as he handed Matt his nametag that said 'Yamato Ishida' on it. Matt stuck it on his shirt. Mr. Fujiyama looked at his next nametag. "Koushiro Izumi?"
Izzy raised his hand slowly. Mr. Fujiyama handed him the nametag and Izzy put it on his shirt.
"Okay, Taichi Kamiya?" said Mr. Fujiyama. "That's you, isn't it?" He handed Tai the nametag.
"THANKS MAN!!" yelled Tai as he stuck the nametag on his forehead. Sora and Mimi giggled. Matt laughed. Izzy smiled.
"All right." Said Mr. Fujiyama, clearing his throat. "Mimi Tachikawa?" He handed the nametag to Mimi. "And Sora Takenouchi." He gave Sora her nametag.
"There isn't a 'Y' in my name." Said Matt, looking at his nametag. "My name starts with an 'M'. Why does it start with a 'Y' here?"
"No reason." Said Mr. Fujiyama. "Now, the first thing we're going to do is a group project!" The kids looked confused. "I'm going to pass a different color markers out to each of you and then we're going to draw a big group picture together!" He gave Matt the blue marker, Izzy the purple one, Tai the orange one, Mimi the green one and Sora the red one. (Hey, it's the crests! …Yes I did that on purpose.) Then Mr. Fujiyama kept the yellow for himself. He took out a giant piece of paper and lied it down on the floor. "Okay, what are we going to draw that will include all of us?" Mr. Fujiyama asked the others, trying to make them think for themselves.
"Well, whatever we make, I'm doing the sky." Said Matt, looking at his marker.
"And I'm doing the grass!" yelled Mimi.
"How about we draw a country?" suggested Sora.
"No, the CITY!" Tai insisted. Sora and Tai started arguing on whether to do a city or a country. Pretty soon, Matt joined in saying that he wanted to do the forest. Mimi wanted to do the ocean so they were all yelling at each other except for Izzy who just sat there with his purple marker.
"Stop this!" Mr. Fujiyama yelled over everyone. The four stopped arguing immediately. Mr. Fujiyama turned to Izzy. "What do YOU want to do, Izzy?"
"He wants to do the forest!" Matt said, nodding.
"No, he's MY friend!" said Mimi. "He wants to do the ocean! Right Izzy?"
"Yeah right!" said Tai. "The ocean is so boring! I bet he wants to do the city!"
"The city is yucky!" Sora yelled. "I'm sure he'd rather make a pretty place like the COUNTRY!"
"I don't mind." Izzy said.
"How about we take a vote?" Tai suggested.
"That's a stupid idea!" said Matt. "We'll all just vote on what we want to do!" Mr. Fujiyama shook his head.
"Let's just color our own pictures." He said, giving each kid a different piece of paper.
They all started coloring. Matt drew a picture of the forest, Mimi drew a picture of the city, Tai drew a picture of the country and Sora drew a picture of the ocean. Izzy drew a picture of a house on a hill. Actually, they all looked like scribbles but that's what they were SUPPOSED to be.
Mr. Fujiyama was walking around and looking at all of the pictures. "What's this?" he asked, pointing to something in Matt's picture.
"It's a lion." Matt answered. Mr. Fujiyama cocked his head to try to see a lion in the blue blob. He couldn't. Tai leaned over.
"Why is the lion blue?" he asked.
"Why not?!" Matt said angrily. "There are brown ones and white ones so why not have a blue one?"
"Your trees are blue too." Tai pointed out.
"I only HAD a blue marker!" Matt yelled.
"I gave you all enough markers." Mr. Fujiyama said to Matt.
"Well you should have told me!" yelled Matt. Mr. Fujiyama thought to himself trying to figure out WHY he decided to be a daycare worker. He couldn't think of a decent reason so he just decided to do something else with the kids because this just wasn't working.
"Time to go out and play on the playground!!" yelled Mr. Fujiyama.
"YAY!!" everyone yelled, running outside.
Mr. Fujiyama put Izzy and Mimi in a little fenced in area that was just a miniature playground. There was one of those retarded plastic slides and the whole thing was one big sandbox. "I don't want to play in here!" Mimi whined.
"It's not fair." Izzy said quietly.
Matt, Tai and Sora got to play on the "big" playground which was still pretty dumb but it must have been pretty big to them because they were running around and laughing. Actually, most of the laughing was probably fake just to annoy Izzy and Mimi.
So…um…Mr. Fujiyama went back inside to…get some coffee…
During this, Izzy and Mimi discovered that the lock was one of those stupid ones where you just have to lift the latch. So they lifted the latch and went to play in the big kid's playground.
"TAI!!" Matt yelled. "You're not supposed to climb up here!"
"Yeah!" said Sora. "You're the Lava Monster so you can only touch the ground and NOT the playground!"
"Now you have to count to ten and we can find a new place to hide!" said Matt.
"FINE!" said Tai as he covered his eyes. "One…two…three…four…" He peeked through his fingers but when he saw Matt look in his direction he covered his eyes again. "Five…six…" He peeked again but he didn't see either of them. "Seveneightnineten!" Then he went off to find them.
Matt was hiding on the slide when suddenly, Sora came running up the slide. "What are you doing?!" he yelled at her.
"THE LAVA MONSTER IS COMING!!" she yelled back.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Matt yelled as they both climbed up the slide as fast as they could. Tai crossed his arms.
"Sora, I got you!" he yelled at her.
"No, you missed!" she answered from the top of the slide while shaking her head.
Tai stomped his foot. "I SO got you!" he said stubbornly.
"Tai, stop being stupid and just keep playing!" Matt said, annoyed.
"No, I've been the Lava Monster the whole time!" Tai yelled, about to cry. "You guys just keep making up new rules so you won't get tagged! It's not fair!"
Matt groaned. "FINE!" he said. "I'LL be the Lava Monster!" He came down the slide (it was plastic so he kind of had to push himself down) and Tai went up. Matt covered his eyes. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine TEN!" he said. Then he started looking for Tai and Sora only to find Izzy and Mimi.
"Can we play too?" Mimi asked.
"I don't feel like explaining the rules to you guys." Matt answered.
"We know how to play!" Mimi assured him even though she didn't really know.
"Fine but you have to be the Lava Monster!" Matt laughed as he jumped up onto the playground. "TAI! SORA!! MIMI AND IZZY ARE THE LAVA MONSTERS!!" he yelled to Tai and Sora.
"Two Lava Monsters?" came Tai's voice. "That's not fair!"
"I bet it's a trick just to make us come out of our hiding spots!" came Sora's voice.
"Ask them yourself!" Matt said, his hands on his hips.
"Yeah!" Mimi answered. "Come on Izzy!" She grabbed his hand and they both went off to find everyone else.
Just then, Mr. Fujiyama came outside. "TIME TO COME IN!" he bellowed.
Everyone stopped running. Izzy and Mimi went over to Mr. Fujiyama but Matt called Tai and Sora over. "Let's hide from Mr. Fujiyama!" Matt said evilly as he rubbed his hands together diabolically. Tai and Sora joined in and all of them looked really cute but Matt was by far the cutest by FAR. Then they ran off and hid behind a tree.
Mr. Fujiyama looked at Izzy and Mimi. "How did you two get out?" he asked. They both shrugged. Then he looked around. "TIME TO COME IN!!" he bellowed again. Then he waited. "Where are they?" Then he turned to Izzy and Mimi. "You two go inside and wait there." They nodded and went inside. Mr. Fujiyama went off to search for them. He searched for them for almost ten minutes before they finally revealed themselves because Tai was hungry. "Well, it's snack time anyway." Mr. Fujiyama told them as he took them back inside where Izzy and Mimi were playing with blocks again.
Mr. Fujiyama gave them all little ziplock bags filled with cheerios, raisins and goldfish and stuff like that. Tai inhaled his in one second. Sora was slowly eating one at a time. Matt had dumped his out on the table and was picking around the raisins. Izzy ate one piece, waited and then ate another one. Mimi ate each kind of thing separately. (Example: First the raisins, then the cheerios etc.)
Mr. Fujiyama also gave them little Jr. Juice Boxes. You know those stupid miniature juice boxes that you have about one sip of?
"I bet I can finish my juice box before you!" Tai said, shoving his juice box in Matt's face.
"Yeah right!" Matt said, pushing the juice box away. "I am the champion of drinking juice boxes! I am the juice box king!"
"You're on!" said Tai.
"YAY!!" Sora yelled.
"On your mark…" said Matt slowly. "Getsetgo!" Then he drank his juice box before Tai even realized what happened. "I AM THE CHAMION ONCE AGAIN!!" Matt yelled as he stood up on the chair and held the crinkled juice box in his hand. Then he threw it on the ground like a football.
"Do over!" Tai said. "I wasn't ready!"
Matt stuck out his tongue at Tai. Tai got so mad that he started squirting the juice box at Matt. Matt grabbed Sora's and started squirting Tai too. When they ran out of juice, they jumped on each other and started beating each other up.
Mr. Fujiyama came over and pulled them apart so he was holding them up by their shirts. "I'm going to have to put you two on timeout if this happens again!" he threatened, letting go of them.
"We were just playing, Mr. Fujiyama." Said Tai, rubbing his face where Matt had hit him.
"Well, now it's time for Movie Time." Mr. Fujiyama said.
"But I'm thirsty!" Tai whined. Mr. Fujiyama sighed and gave Tai another juice box. He inhaled about three more juice boxes before finally being satisfied. Mr. Fujiyama also collected the bags back up so that he could fill them and redistribute more later.
Mr. Fujiyama put 'Homeward Bound' in the VCR. You know, the movie with the two dogs and the cat trying to find their way home?
Well, anyway, the melodious French horn music played for Shadow (who is very wise) made Izzy and Matt fall asleep. Tai got so bored of the movie that he started playing with Matt's hair. The two girls wanted to see what happened so they stayed awake.
But Mr. Fujiyama stopped the movie about halfway through.
"I want to see what happens!" Sora and Mimi said almost at the same time. Mr. Fujiyama tried to keep them quiet.
"It's naptime." Mr. Fujiyama said quietly, trying not to wake up Izzy and Matt.
"But I don't want to take a nap!" Tai screamed.
"SHHHHHH!!" Mr. Fujiyama hissed. He looked over at Matt and Izzy and thankfully they were still asleep. Mr. Fujiyama lied down five little mats. "Okay everyone, lie down."
Tai threw a tantrum that woke up Izzy and Matt. Izzy started crying because he was grumpy and cranky. Matt looked kind of oblivious for the whole time because he was still kind of half asleep and he chose not to get up completely.
"I DON'T WANNA!!" Tai screamed. Mr. Fujiyama left Tai in the middle of the room screaming as he put Mimi to bed.
"Can you read me a story?" Mimi asked.
"No, that's after naptime." Mr. Fujiyama answered as he went to get Sora to put her to bed.
"Can you cuddle with me?" Sora asked Mr. Fujiyama.
"Um…I have to put everyone else to bed." Mr. Fujiyama answered. "But I promise I'll cuddle with you after I put them all to bed."
"But my mom always cuddles with me." Sora said, her voice getting whiny.
"I promise I cuddle with you AFTER." Mr. Fujiyama repeated. Sora nodded. Mr. Fujiyama went over to Matt who was just sitting there and rocking back and forth while trying to keep himself awake. "Matt, come here." Mr. Fujiyama said to him while taking his hand.
"Okay," Matt said, standing up. Then Mr. Fujiyama lead Matt over to a little mat (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) and lied him down. He fell asleep almost instantly.
Tai, meanwhile, had practically gotten tired from screaming and fell asleep. Mr. Fujiyama decided to leave him there.
Then Mr. Fujiyama moved onto Izzy. "I don't want to!" Izzy said to Mr. Fujiyama.
"Come on, you were just asleep and you're tired." Mr. Fujiyama said, going to pick Izzy up but Izzy just hit him away.
"NO!" he yelled. "I'm not tired! I want my mom!"
"She's not here right now!" Mr. Fujiyama said in a loud whisper, not wanting to wake Tai up. Izzy ran over to the window and stared out it. He stood there and looked out the window and wouldn't move. Mr. Fujiyama shrugged and sat down at his desk to do something. Izzy walked over to Mr. Fujiyama and looked at him and he looked as if he was going to cry.
"She's not here!" he said, tears forming in his eyes.
"I know, that's what I was trying to tell you." Mr. Fujiyama told him.
"But I want my mom!" Izzy yelled, starting to cry. Mr. Fujiyama picked Izzy up and tried to calm him down but he just kept crying. Mr. Fujiyama looked frantically over at the four others who were still asleep, hoping they would stay that way. To try to leave the other four asleep, Mr. Fujiyama brought Izzy in the other room and told him a story and bounced him up and down and sang to him and finally he went to sleep. Mr. Fujiyama sighed with relief and brought him back into the other room and lied him down on his little mat.
He stood back up and scanned the room. He counted heads but he only saw four. Mr. Fujiyama blinked a couple of times but there were only four. He realized that Tai was missing. Mr. Fujiyama quickly looked around and then Tai came around the corner.
"What are you doing? Get back on the little mat and get back to sleep!" whispered Mr. Fujiyama impatiently.
"Mr. Fujiyama, I have to go to the bathroom. Where is the bathroom?"
"Right around the corner." Said Mr. Fujiyama as Tai disappeared around the corner only to reappear a second later.
"The door's locked." He said.
"You have to turn the switch." Said Mr. Fujiyama.
"Oh okay." Tai left again and came back. "I can't reach the switch and I REALLY have to go to the bathroom."
"Use the stool." Groaned Mr. Fujiyama. Tai ran around the corner again and came back.
"What stool?"
"The one next to the door." Tai left again. Tai came back again.
"Mr. Fujiyama, the switch is stuck and I REALLY REALLY have to go to the bathroom!" Mr. Fujiyama walked around the corner and opened the door for Tai and let him in. The door opened two seconds later.
"That's not the bathroom Mr. Fujiyama." Whined Tai. "I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY have to go Mr. Fujiyama!" Mr. Fujiyama led Tai to the bathroom across the hall and opened it and Tai ran in. When Tai was finished, he went back to the room and fell back to sleep. Mr. Fujiyama sighed and fell down into a chair only to be interrupted again by Sora.
"Mr. Fujiyama, how come you cuddled with Izzy but you didn't cuddle with me?"
"I didn't cuddle with him, I just took him into the other room for a minute to give him something." Mr. Fujiyama lied. Sora could tell.
"Yeah right Mr. Fujiyama! You're so unfair!" she angrily stomped away. "I didn't want to cuddle with you anyway! I hate you Mr. Fujiyama!" She lied down on her little mat and pretended to cry until she fell asleep. Mr. Fujiyama KINDA felt bad but he was annoyed so he didn't. He sat down again but once again, it was only short-lived. Mimi was over by the VCR trying to turn it on.
"What are you doing?" Mr. Fujiyama asked her.
"I'm trying to get the movie to work. I want to see the rest of it!" said Mimi.
"No, you can watch the rest later!" said Mr. Fujiyama. "Now lie down and go to sleep!" Mimi frowned and lied back down. Mr. Fujiyama stood over Matt and waited for it to be HIS turn to wake up because he KNEW that he would. And he did. He sat up and looked around. "Matt, go to sleep." He whispered as he loomed over Matt.
"No, I'm wide awake." Said Matt although he looked like he would fall over if you TOUCHED him. So Mr. Fujiyama touched him and he fell over and fell asleep. Mr. Fujiyama sighed and sat down in his chair to rest when all of a sudden the stupid alarm clock next to him started saying, "TIME TO GET UP!!" over and over in a voice that sounded like Barney's. (You know the big purple dinosaur.) Tai, Sora and Mimi immediately sprang up because they weren't really sleeping to begin with but Izzy and Matt stayed down sleeping on their little mats and looked incredibly adorable. Mr. Fujiyama had no choice but to wake them up because it was lunchtime. He walked over to them and gently shook them awake.
"No!" Matt yelled, turning over and putting the pillow on his head.
Izzy looked as though he would start crying again so Mr. Fujiyama left them both alone. He turned to the other three. "I can't start lunch without them but neither of them want to get up." he explained.
"That's not fair, Mr. Fujiyama!" said Tai. "We shouldn't have to suffer!" He went over to Mr. Fujiyama's desk and picked up the stupid alarm clock that was still chanting and shoved it underneath Matt's pillow. There was a short pause before Matt finally emerged from the pillow looking all tired and cute. He rubbed his eyes and sat up. Tai ran over to Izzy and did the same but Izzy just started crying.
"Tai, that's enough." Mr. Fujiyama said, taking the alarm clock away. By this time, Izzy was sitting up and crying because he wasn't tired anymore, just cranky. "We're going to eat lunch." Mr. Fujiyama said, helping Matt up who was still tired and kind of swaying back and forth. He turned to everyone else. "Did everyone bring a lunch?" he asked them all. Tai, Sora and Mimi held up their lunch boxes of different colors (but all Dragon Ball Z of course. Everyone had a different character too. No one had Tien or Gohan because I hate them and so do they. I mean, not even TAI had Tien or Gohan!! Well, Tai has Goku, Mimi had Bulma, Sora had a group shot, Matt had Vegeta and Izzy had Trunks.) at the same time.
They all sat down at the little table thingy and took their lunches out of their prodigious lunch boxes. Mr. Fujiyama handed Matt his lunchbox. "Here's your lunch box, Matt." He said.
Matt took it. "Okay," he said obliviously.
"Here's yours." Mr. Fujiyama said, handing Izzy his lunchbox.
"NO!" Izzy yelled, tossing his lunchbox as far as he could. (Which was about a foot.)
Tai, of course, inhaled all his food.
Mimi used a fork with everything and wiped her mouth after every bite.
Sora kind of just ate her food like a normal person.
Matt didn't eat because he was tired and staring off into space while occasionally bobbing his head off to the side.
Izzy didn't eat either because he kept throwing his lunchbox whenever Mr. Fujiyama retrieved it.
After lunch, they had Arts & Crafts. "What would you all want to do for Arts & Crafts?" he asked. "Make bead necklaces or do noodle pictures?"
"NOODLE PICTURES!!" everyone bellowed.
"Okay." Said Mr. Fujiyama as he got out some noodles and glue and paper.
"Farts & Rafts, farts & rafts, farts & rafts, farts & rafts," Tai sang as he glued a noodle down on the paper. He then picked up a noodle and bit into it. He decided that it tasted pretty good and you guessed it, inhaled all of his noodles.
Matt put a little drop of glue on the paper and glued one noodle on it. He put another little drop of glue on but he found himself too tired to carry on so he put his head down on his picture and fell asleep.
Mimi was being very careful not to get any glue on her fingers. She was gluing a smiley face on the paper.
Sora practically allowed the glue on her hand. Actually, she was squirting it on her hand, letting it dry and then peeling it off.
Izzy was pouring the entire bottle of glue on his paper and then smearing it around with his hand. Pretty soon, the paper was plastered to the table.
Mr. Fujiyama looked over Tai's shoulder to see a single noodle on the paper. "Aren't you going to put more on?" he asked.
"No." Tai answered.
"Why not?" Mr. Fujiyama asked.
"I don't have anymore."
"Did I only give you one noodle?"
"No."
"Then where are they?"
"I ate them."
"What?! They were raw in the supply cabinet for years!"
"I was hungry!"
Mr. Fujiyama sighed and went onto the next kid. He looked at Matt who was asleep. He shook him awake and when Matt lifted his head from the table, the paper came along with him. Mr. Fujiyama gave an annoyed look and then quickly ripped it from his face.
"OW!!" Matt yelled, putting his hand on his cheek.
"You'd better go wash your face, Matt." Mr. Fujiyama said. Matt nodded sleepily and dragged himself into the bathroom which he found with no trouble and shut the door behind him.
Mr. Fujiyama moved onto Mimi. "That's very nice, Mimi!" he said.
"Thank you Mr. Fujiyama!" said Mimi as she glued another noodle on her picture. Mr. Fujiyama smiled and moved onto Sora.
"Sora, what are you doing?" he said, looking at Sora's hands which were covered in dried glue. "You better go wash your hands."
"No, I like to peel it off!" Sora protested.
"Fine, fine." Mr. Fujiyama said, moving onto Izzy whose arms were covered in glue all the way up to his elbows and his entire place was covered in glue. There was glue all over his clothes and face and that kind of stuff. "IZZY!" he yelled.
"I'm making a picture!" Izzy said as he continued to smear the glue around.
Mr. Fujiyama bent down and picked Izzy up. He carried him over to the bathroom to hear splashing. Mr. Fujiyama knocked on the door.
"Don't come i-in!" Matt sang from inside the bathroom.
"Matt, open this door." Mr. Fujiyama demanded. Matt didn't answer. All he heard was Matt saying 'la la la la la la la la la la' over and over again. Mr. Fujiyama decided that he had better open the door. He opened the door and Matt was sitting on the edge of the toilet with his feet inside it. He was splashing water all over his body. There was a giant puddle around the toilet. When he saw Mr. Fujiyama walk in, he pretended to be an embarrassed lady as he covered himself up.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!" Matt said in what he thought a lady would sound like.
"MATT!" Mr. Fujiyama yelled, similar to the way he had yelled at Izzy earlier.
"You bad, bad man!" Matt said in a high-pitched voice. "Naughty Mr. Fujiyama!"
"What are you doing?!" Mr. Fujiyama yelled.
"You told me to wash myself off and I am." Matt answered.
"I just told you to…" Mr. Fujiyama pointed to the spot on his own cheek because he was at a loss for words. "And it's still there!"
"Well, I couldn't reach the sink so I just used the toilet."
"Obviously." Mr. Fujiyama said, grabbing Matt's hand and pulling him out of the toilet.
"CHILD ABUSE!! CHILD ABUSE!!" Matt screamed at the top of his lungs. "SOMEONE ARREST THIS MAN!!"
After Mr. Fujiyama washed Izzy off, he got some lady to watch Mimi, Sora and Tai while he went off to find some new clothes for Izzy and Matt. He went into the master supply closet and pulled out two towels and two shirts that say 'Care-A-Lot Daycare Center' and two pairs of shorts that were not their size so that they were either too big or too small.
"I'm not wearing these." Matt said, looking at the shirt and shorts.
"Too bad." Mr. Fujiyama said as he started drying off his hair. Then he dried Izzy's hair. Then after they got changed, they walked back to the room. The shirts were about a bazillion times too big for them so they reached all the way down past their legs and the sleeves were practically down to their wrists.
Mr. Fujiyama, by this time, was covered in glue and he was soaking wet so he had to wear a 'Care-A-Lot Daycare Center' shirt too. Mr. Fujiyama looked at his watch. It was 2:00 and everyone's parents would come to pick them up in the next hour so he still had to suffer through their wraths. POOR MR. FUJIYAMA!!
Anyway! He took Izzy and Matt back into the other room where Tai, Sora and Mimi were playing with the ominous blocks. He then gathered them all up and handed out their ziplock bags again that were refilled only so that their mouths could be occupied while he was talking.
"Okay, what does everyone want to do now?" he asked. Everyone was silent because they really didn't know or care what there was to offer.
Tai had already eaten his excuse me inhaled is and was asking Izzy if he could have his.
"No, it's mine!" Izzy said. Tai grabbed for it and the bag ripped open and all of the contents spilled all over the floor. Matt stood up and started stomping all over the stuff on the floor while Izzy cried and Tai tried to eat them.
Meanwhile, Sora and Mimi were trading their stuff. "I don't like raisins." Mimi said, holding out all her raisins in her hand. "I'll trade you ALL my raisins for your peanuts!"
"Okay, I don't like peanuts anyway." Sora answered as they traded.
Mr. Fujiyama was trying to stop Izzy, Matt and Tai from their destructive little activity.
Though, he decided to let Tai continue eating it so he didn't have to vacuum it up. Tai was pretty much acting like a vacuum cleaner. And Matt was pretty much acting like an anti-cleaner so Mr. Fujiyama stopped him at he little dance on the stuff. And Izzy, well, he was just crying and that was annoying so he gave Izzy another juice box.
"Okay, since no one is giving me any suggestions…" Mr. Fujiyama started. "Then we'll just improve a little play." Everyone stared blankly at Mr. Fujiyama. "I'll just give you a conflict…"
"What's a conflict, Mr. Fujiyama?" Tai asked Mr. Fujiyama.
Mr. Fujiyama explained all of the stuff to everyone. "If I say 'birds', then you all have to act like birds!"
"That's not a conflict." Matt pointed out.
"Just do whatever I tell you to!" Mr. Fujiyama said. "Okay…um…Izzy and Matt just got back from the apple orchard when they were picking apples…"
"What kind of apples?" Matt asked.
"It doesn't matter."
"Yes it does because I don't like the green ones."
"And I only like the yellow ones." Tai said.
"That's okay because you're not picking apples, Izzy is." Mr. Fujiyama explained.
"I don't like apples." Izzy said.
"Okay, FINE!" Mr. Fujiyama said. "Izzy and Matt just got back from the carnival." He paused, waiting for a comment. "They were just…"
"What rides did we go on?" Matt asked.
"I don't know, you can talk about that." Mr. Fujiyama answered.
"Because I didn't go on any stupid rides." Matt made sure to let everyone know.
Mr. Fujiyama was starting to get annoyed. "Fine, Tai and Sora just got back from the beach."
"But I thought I was going someplace!" Matt said, annoyed.
"And I wanted to go to the carnival!" Tai whined.
Mr. Fujiyama was now officially annoyed. "Everyone just got back from the carnival after going on no stupid rides and now they are home." Mr. Fujiyama tried. No one commented. "Okay, Mimi and Tai are the parents and everyone else are the kids. Ready? GO!!"
Matt pretended to open a door. "Gee it's good to be home!" he said only it was practically in the form of a question.
"Yes, I agree!" said Sora.
There was a long pause while everyone just stood there saying nothing. Mr. Fujiyama cleared his throat. Izzy ran up to Tai.
"I picked an apple." Izzy said, handing Tai an imaginary apple.
"But we didn't go apple picking." Tai said.
"I did." Izzy said. "With Matt. We also went to the carnival."
"And me and Tai went to the beach!" said Sora.
"STOP!" Mr. Fujiyama said. "Those parts didn't REALLY happen! Okay, let's try something else. How about…you're all animals!"
"What animals, Mr. Fujiyama?!" Tai said enthusiastically.
"Whatever you want! You choose!"
"I want to be a dinosaur!" Tai yelled. "ROAR!!"
"I'm going to be a wolf!" Matt said.
"I'm going to be a bird!" Sora said.
"How about you're all cats?" Mr. Fujiyama suggested.
"NO!!" yelled all the boys. "CATS ARE TOO GIRLY!!"
"Fine, you all be dogs." Mr. Fujiyama said, rolling his eyes.
"I'm going to a poodle!" Mimi said. "My name is…Fifi!"
"Can I be a wolf-dog?" Matt asked Mr. Fujiyama.
"And I'm a bird-dog!" Sora yelled.
"There's no such thing as a half bird, half dog creature!" Matt yelled. "Balto was half wolf. My name is going to be Balto."
"Fine, you can be half wolf." Mr. Fujiyama said.
"And I can't be half bird?" Sora whined. "THAT'S NOT FAIR!! YOU LIKE MATT BETTER THAN ME!!"
"You can be a poodle with me." Mimi suggested.
"Okay." Said Sora, immediately getting over not being able to be half bird. She thought about the name for almost a split second. "I'm going to be Remmy."
"Well I'm going to be a golden retriever just like Shadow, my hero!" said Tai. "He's so very wise and his French horns are so melodious! My name is SHADOW!!"
"What do you want to be, Izzy?" Mr. Fujiyama asked.
"Can I just be a DOG?" Izzy asked.
Mr. Fujiyama shrugged and nodded. "So what's your name?"
"Spot."
"You must have thought for a second about that one." Mr. Fujiyama said with a sigh. Then he clapped his hands. "So we have two poodles named FiFi and Remmy, a golden retriever named Shadow, a half wolf dog named Balto and a DOG named Spot."
"Actually, can my name be Kimba?" Matt asked.
"Fine, a half wolf dog named Kimba." Mr. Fujiyama said.
"I don't want to be Shadow, I want to be Chance." Tai said. "Shadow is too old and fat and slow."
"Okay, fine." Mr. Fujiyama said, just wanting to get started.
"I don't want to be Fifi." Mimi said. "It sounds too much like my normal name so I want to be Omelette dü Fromage."
"Okay…" Mr. Fujiyama said. "So we have two poodles named Remmy and OMELETTE dü FROMAGE, a bulldog named Chance, a half wolf dog named Kimba and a DOG named Spot." He waited for someone to comment. "Let's get started."
Everyone got down on their hands and knees and started walking around and barking and being cute. (Matt and Izzy were the cutest of course.)
Finally, Matt sat up. "Can we be talking dogs?" he asked. Mr. Fujiyama nodded. "Okay, good."
"Hello Omelette dü Fromage!" said 'Remmy'.
"Hello Remmy!" said 'Omelette dü Fromage'.
There was a short pause.
Everyone just kind of stood there until finally, 'Chance' lifted up his leg. "Look, I'm marking my territory." He said. Everyone laughed.
"Well, if that part of the rug is yours then this chair is mine!" said 'Kimba' as he lifted his leg on a chair and 'marked his territory'.
"This is mine!" said 'Spot', 'marking' a book.
The boys continued to walk around while 'marking their territories' while 'Omelette dü Fromage' and 'Remmy' were talking about stuff. Mr. Fujiyama decided that maybe he could finally have his coffee since this morning. But, he had about two seconds before 'Kimba' walked right up to him with a little piece of gimp in his mouth.
"It's time for my walk." He said.
"Have someone else walk you." Mr. Fujiyama told him.
"But we're all dogs."
"Then you're not a dog anymore."
"But I WANT to be a dog!" 'Kimba' whined.
"Fine, SORA YOU'RE NOT A DOG ANYMORE!!" he yelled.
"But I want to be a dog!" 'Remmy' yelled back.
Mr. Fujiyama was starting to get frustrated until he finally took the little piece of gimp and walked 'Kimba' around the room. "That wasn't very fun." 'Kimba' told him before walking away.
Mr. Fujiyama walked over to his desk. His coffee was so cold that cold lines were coming out of it. When he lifted his spoon from the cup, the coffee came out like a Popsicle. Mr. Fujiyama shrugged and licked his coffeesicle. Just then, Mr. Kamiya walked in. "Tai!" he said when he saw Tai crawling around on the floor.
"The name is CHANCE, Dad!" 'Chance' said, putting his hands on his hips.
"Oh, dogs." Said Mr. Kamiya. He then patted his thighs and whistled. "Come Chance! Come here, boy!"
'Chance' galloped over to his dad and jumped into his arms and licked his face while wagging his 'tail'.
Mr. Kamiya turned to Mr. Fujiyama. "How was Tai today?" he asked. "I mean, Chance."
"He was actually one of the better ones." Mr. Fujiyama lied.
"Oh, good!" said Mr. Kamiya. "Let's go, Chance." He said to Tai as they left.
So all the 'dogs' decided that they didn't want to be dogs anymore. They all started a rousing game of charades.
Matt was out first and he was making stupid faces.
"STUPID!!" Sora yelled at the top of her lungs.
"No, I'm MR. FUJIYAMA!" Matt yelled back.
"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!" Sora laughed.
Everyone started laughing even though Izzy and Mimi didn't really get it. "Okay, now I have to pick a new one." Matt said. He thought for a minute.
"THINKING!!" Sora yelled.
"I haven't started yet!"
"You're not supposed to say anything."
"I haven't started yet."
"Then start!"
"I'M THINKING!!" There was a short pause. "I can't think of one. Someone else do it."
"I don't want to."
"Me neither!"
"Not me!"
"Then let's just play hide-and-go-seek!" suggested Sora.
"How about we KILL Mr. Fujiyama?!" Matt said, rubbing his hands together diabolically but still looking really cute.
"No." Mimi said. "Let's do something else."
Just then, Wufei walked in. (Remember? Sora's mom?) "Sora, it's time to go!" said Wufei.
"But MOM!!" Sora said as she trudged over towards her mom. "I don't WANT to leave yet!" But they left anyway. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
"Okay, now that there are only three of you…" Mr. Fujiyama said, walking over but a stupid looking lady walked in; Mimi's mom!!
"MIMI!!" she said.
"MOM!!" Mimi said. They both left.
"Now that there are only two of you…" Mr. Fujiyama corrected himself. "We can do a quiet activity."
"But that's so boring." Matt said.
"That reminds me," said Mr. Fujiyama, going back to his desk. "I have to give you both back your clothes."
"Un thank you." Matt said, taking his.
"Thanks." Izzy said quietly, taking his. The three of them just stood there for a minute.
Suddenly, Mrs. Izumi walked in. Izzy dropped his bag of clothes and ran over to his mom and hugged her legs. "MOM!!" he yelled happily.
"Hi, Izzy!" said Mrs. Izumi as she picked him up. "I TOLD you I'd be back!" She turned to Mr. Fujiyama. "I also talked to Matt's parents and I'm going to drive him home."
"Okay." Said Mr. Fujiyama.
Mrs. Izumi looked at Izzy. "Where are your clothes?" she asked.
"Over there." Izzy said, pointing to the plastic bag on the floor. Mr. Fujiyama handed them to Mrs. Izumi and she, Izzy and Matt all left.
Mr. Fujiyama sighed and slumped into his chair. Then he finished his coffeesicle.