Disclaimer: I don't own any of the DBZ Characters yada yada yada, but I do own Tomika and Lettica.
SO DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!
okay* (says this very sweetly and innocent like)*
Giulia's Notes: I got called a whore!!! Excuse ME!!!! But that is NOT expectable so if you read this you little piece of a$$ fu**(you know who you are). Next time you have the guts to call me whore have the guts to leave your NAME!!!!!
Thank-you (says this very sweetly and innocent like too)
audience anime sweat drops at the sudden changes of attitudes ;-)
(sorry, but my attitude does that a lot)
~Adopted Daughters~
Chapter Two
"KAKKEROTTO!!!!!!!!!" "What's wrong? Is it something I said? Well if it is I'm sorry," he said, the last sentence with a hint of fear. "So eh where are my nieces?" "Yeah where are my cousins, Bulma-chan?" "Oh, they're up stairs, but I must warn you they don't speak an ounce of English. Okay?" "OK," Gohan cheered loudly.
They started walking up to Tomika's door when they felt both ki inside. Vegeta was the first to go in; which made them stand up and then knell down very quickly. Everyone looked at them strangely with the exception of Vegeta who immediately said, " Touki." "Huh? What did you say Vegeta?" "You're pathetic Kakkerotto; you don't even know your own language." "Well eh ah … no," he said a little put down. Vegeta explained to the girls who all the people were quickly so he could start back on training, and then left. "I wonder what Vegeta told them? All I heard was shoeshou kikaki dittle dittle dow dow," said Goku in a pretty stupid tone. "Any body know saiyan," Chi Chi said after a long pause. "VEGETA!!!! Get back in here!!!!" yelled Bulma. "Woman, leave me alone. I want to train!" "If you don't get your ass in here I'll have Goku come into that damned GR, pound your head in, and then drag you in here! Oh yeah, MY NAME IS BULMA!!!!" "Let him try," Vegeta yelled this back in such away that you could here his smirk. "Goku go get him; will ya?" "Okay." For about ten minutes you could here Kakkerotto's screams and Vegeta's evil laughter. Then a large blast, a big boom, and a high-pitched scream. "Oh my Kami! I killed him! I killed him! I killed the poor little guy," of course this was Kakkerotto yelling. "Oh my Kami! He killed Vegeta!" "How do you know it was Vegeta he killed Bulma?" "Well Gohan, he was fighting Vegeta, and he said 'little guy'." "Oh." They ran down to the GR, and heard laughing and screaming coming from inside. They burst inside, but the first person to be seen was Vegeta. "Vegeta! I thought Goku killed you." "No of….course…not he …killed a…..," "A MOUSE," he finished!!! "Bahahahaha what a loser," Vegeta continued. They all burst out in laughter when they saw Kakkerotto holding a dead mouse in his hands and tears cascading down his wailing face. The girls soon turned a bright red with embarrassment, because they saw their uncle crying over a dead mouse, and for the fact that he was crying (I guess they better get used to being red with a relative like Kakkerotto). Bulma grabbed the back of the now collapsed Vegeta's armor whilst Chi Chi grabbed the hysterical Kakkerotto. They dragged them down to the living room trying to get Vegeta to breath and Kakkerotto to stop rocking back and forth, but of course when ever Vegeta looked over at him a whole new thing of laughter befell him and Kakkerotto, well he had blocked everyone out by this time (what a baka. I hurt stupid pest like that all the time. Oops did I just say that out loud. Uh oh!).
Two hours passed, and everyone had finally settled down. "So eh Vegeta ah, ask 'em how they got here," said Gohan. "I already did you fu-" Chi Chi cut his cussing short with a blow to the head with a frying pan. "Dam it woman what was th-" She hit him again saying, "Don't use foul language around my sweet little innocent Gohan!" "Woman that BRAT is NOT INNOCENT!!!!" Chi Chi raised the frying pan getting ready to strike so he decided to tell them how the girls got there. "Humph, well they came here with that baka Radditz," (the girls looked at their prince with the mention of their father's name), "when he came to destroy this pathetic rock! Which his pathetic third class blood evidently couldn't handle. *He snickered* they've been living here ever since." He smirked, and then set off to train, but before he could leave, "Hey Vegeta I'm going to take them back to my house now, 'kay?" "I DON"T THINK SO KAKKEROTTO!!! If you haven't noticed they're the ONLY female SAIYANS left in EXSISTENCE; you are NOT going to take them home and SCREW them UP!!! I'm going to adopt them," with that said he left. All except the girls (who didn't understand a word) gaped with wide-open anime mouths. The Son circu…..um..family decided to stay the night; so Bulma showed Gohan to a room and then His-Half-Bakedness Kakkerotto (not that he has any right to be called any name with 'his' and 'ness' in them), and moody mate to theirs.
The next morning Vegeta went to wake up Tomika and Lettica. They both were in Tomika's bedroom; again. After going through the whole bowing and rising thing; again, they went down for breakfast. "Good morning Vegeta," (how is it that Kakkerotto can be so stupid, Vegeta DOES NOT LIKE HIM, why even bother). "Humph" "Good morning girls," he said. "Nani?" said Tomika. "He said that he's a moron," Vegeta snickered at what he said. Vegeta motioned for them to sit at the table after the blue haired onna sat down a massive plate of waffles for each saiyan.
After eating Bulma thought it wise to talk to Chi Chi, Kakkerotto, and Vegeta about the whole Vegeta adopting Tomika and Lettica thing. "So Vegeta you wanna adopt them huh." "Yes, Kakkerotto that's what I said, duh." "Well, I guess we'll just take them down to the court house, and make the adoption official," stated Bulma. "What for," asked Vegeta gruffly. "Yeah what for? Besides they banned all saiyans from going in there, remember," said Kakkerotto (they did this when Vegeta got a traffic violation, got mad, and almost destroyed the whole police station, but got stopped by Kakkerotto. Dam fool let them die who needs the COPS –lol- hey my family comes from Palarmo, Sicily, you know home of the MAFIA not that I have gun and go around shooting people, but I do start BIG fights). "Humph, thanks to Vegeta," said Bulma. "Well other saiyans could have gone in there, but no you told them all about saiyans, and then you told them who all of us were, WOMAN!" "Yeah, really," said Kakkerotto and Gohan at the same time. "WELL ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN STOP YOU, YOUR-ALL-HIGH-AND-PAIN-IN-THE-A$$-NESS!!!!" yelled Bulma at the top of her lungs. When Chi Chi heard this well, BOOM, "DON'T CUSS IN FRONT OF GOHAN!!!!!!!!" "FINE, YOU OLD MAID!!!!" "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU YOU WITCH!!!!" "I SAID YOU'RE AN OLD MAID!!!!" "YOU B****!!!" "LOOK WHOS CUSSING IN FRONT OF HIM NOW!!!!"
Uh Oh CAT FIGHT!!!!
FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!
I know my chapters are REALLY short, but that's all she wrote for now.
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