What Really Happened Behind The Scenes of Pearl Harbor
Part 3- The Pearl Harbor Premiere
A/N: I know Josh didn't go to the Premiere with Kirsten. And I don't think Ben went with Kate. So flame me. Jealous, evil people!
However many months later at the Premiere of Pearl Harbor-
"Hi Josh," Kate said waving to Josh. He hid behind Kirsten.
"THE DEVIL!" he said. Luckily, only Kirsten heard him.
"Let's get a picture," Kate said as she grabbed Josh.
"No," he said trying to get away.
"Smile," a photographer said. Josh gave in and smiled then pushed Kate away.
"Benjamin!" Kate said calling Ben for a picture.
"Good luck," Josh said to Ben. Ben once again opted for the 'angry eye.'
Ben got the picture over with quickly. He wanted to get back at Josh for being Josh. "Josh! Let's hug for the cameras!" he called.
"No, then everyone'll think that we're doin' it!" Josh called back. The loud chit chat turned to a soft murmur. "What?" Josh asked.
Ben quickly gave Josh a hug and only a few cameras recorded that historic moment.
Ben went over to a group of his fans. (A/N: This group has since dwindled in size to two. Yes, it is a shocker. Mr. Ben Affleck does have two fans.) He signed autographs. Then one fan suggested he dye his hair blond. Sad to say, his hair is now the gross yucko color of dyed blondness.
Josh and Kirsten entered before Kate or Ben who decided to go as friends. "Friends who can't keep their hands off of each other," was Josh's response. But he didn't care. Because Kate was, of course, still "THE DEVIL!"
They walked in and it was still dimly lit because no one else was there. "I'm bored," Kirsten announced. "Wanna go back outside and have people take pictures of us?"
"Yea!" Josh said. Then they left.
The red carpet now was filled with people. "TAKE OUR PICTURE!" Josh yelled. A bunch of cameras turned around.
"Sorry, didn't see ya there," some reporter said. Then bulbs went off in all directions.
"AHH! I'm melting!" Josh yelled as he stuck his hands up to protect his eyes from the cameras.
All the photographers dropped their hands to their sides. They stood staring at each other for a few moments before a fan yelled, "Look! There's Alec Baldwin!"
The photographers all turned and went over to photograph Alec.
"We have to sit by each other," Ben said as he grabbed Josh by the arm. Josh then grabbed Kirsten and they went inside. Again.
Josh made sure Kirsten was next to "The devil," so he wouldn't be. Before the movie even began, Kate and Ben started making out.
Kirsten and Josh somehow managed to get popcorn, even though they didn't leave their seats. They threw it at Kate and Ben but neither noticed. "Look familiar?" Josh asked. The screen showed Ben and Kate kissing and they were kissing in the theater, too.
The two started giggling and they heard a chorus of "SHH!"s from all around.
"You say it," he whispered.
"No, you," she said.
"Okay," he agreed. "SORRY!" he said to the group. People began staring now.
Then they began playing the Let's-Hit-Ben-and-Kate-with-Popcorn game again. Kate swatted at Kirsten a few times with her free hand, but they continued to make out.
The first scene Josh and Kate kissed, Josh covered his eyes and squealed like a little girl seeing her first horror flick. Then, mostly just to shut him up, Kirsten kissed him. Then they started making out too.
None of the actors actually saw the start of the bombing. But all four stopped kissing soon into it. Josh was the first one to speak. He said "cool." But, we must all agree with Josh. The hour was filled with action and suspense. And Josh didn't kiss Kate once.
It also showed Josh and Ben in planes shooting down some other planes. "I can't believe that's me," Josh muttered to Kirsten.
"I know," she said. "You're here, but you're up there at the same time!"
"Yea, isn't that really weird?" Josh asked.
By this time, people had stopped telling the four actors to be quiet. They knew it was no use. They were young, rich, and in love. Okay, scratch that last part. None of them knew what love was. They were young, rich, and wanted to break all the rules. Although whispering in a movie theater was the worst damage these four could possibly do.
Some people will tell you the only reason Kirsten went out with Josh was because it was legal for him to buy beer. We, as in I, disagree. I think it is far deeper. Like his body and how they always made out.
Josh started fidgeting. "Why's this movie so damn long?" he asked.
People sighed, but no one told them to shut up. The movie was almost over, anyway. Josh and Ben were flying over the Chinese border, but they saw the Japanese flags.
"We got Japs!" one of the actors cried.
"Dang, that sucks," Kirsten said.
"Yea, it does," Josh agreed.
One of the planes went down. Then the other. "Nice eyes," Kirsten said to Josh.
"Stop making fun of my eyes!" he complained.
"I didn't make fun of your eyes. Their adorable," she said.
"Good," he said.
"Oh, that's gotta hurt," she remarked. Josh had thwacked (in the dictionary) a Japanese dude that was gonna hurt Ben. "Why'd you go and save Ben?"
"I dunno. HE SURE ISN'T GRATEFUL," he said so Ben could hear.
"You-you-you died?" Kirsten said.
"Yea," Josh said.
"Oh that's kinda sad, I guess," she said.
"Movie's over, wanna go make out?" he asked her.
"Sure," she answered.
So they left and made out somewhere. Then Ben and Kate left, but they never talked to each other again. And Faith Hill sang sometime. But there was a nice little headline on the top of the next day's paper reading-
Affleck, Beckinsale, Hartnett, Dunst: Not In Our Theaters
But that headline didn't stop millions of teenage girls from falling in love with Josh. And Ben did dye his hair. And no one likes Kate. So she's gone from practically unknown to hated over night. But Kirsten is still cool. Even though she isn't dating Josh. And all this was fictional. But R/R because it took me 3 days to make it.
Part 3- The Pearl Harbor Premiere
A/N: I know Josh didn't go to the Premiere with Kirsten. And I don't think Ben went with Kate. So flame me. Jealous, evil people!
However many months later at the Premiere of Pearl Harbor-
"Hi Josh," Kate said waving to Josh. He hid behind Kirsten.
"THE DEVIL!" he said. Luckily, only Kirsten heard him.
"Let's get a picture," Kate said as she grabbed Josh.
"No," he said trying to get away.
"Smile," a photographer said. Josh gave in and smiled then pushed Kate away.
"Benjamin!" Kate said calling Ben for a picture.
"Good luck," Josh said to Ben. Ben once again opted for the 'angry eye.'
Ben got the picture over with quickly. He wanted to get back at Josh for being Josh. "Josh! Let's hug for the cameras!" he called.
"No, then everyone'll think that we're doin' it!" Josh called back. The loud chit chat turned to a soft murmur. "What?" Josh asked.
Ben quickly gave Josh a hug and only a few cameras recorded that historic moment.
Ben went over to a group of his fans. (A/N: This group has since dwindled in size to two. Yes, it is a shocker. Mr. Ben Affleck does have two fans.) He signed autographs. Then one fan suggested he dye his hair blond. Sad to say, his hair is now the gross yucko color of dyed blondness.
Josh and Kirsten entered before Kate or Ben who decided to go as friends. "Friends who can't keep their hands off of each other," was Josh's response. But he didn't care. Because Kate was, of course, still "THE DEVIL!"
They walked in and it was still dimly lit because no one else was there. "I'm bored," Kirsten announced. "Wanna go back outside and have people take pictures of us?"
"Yea!" Josh said. Then they left.
The red carpet now was filled with people. "TAKE OUR PICTURE!" Josh yelled. A bunch of cameras turned around.
"Sorry, didn't see ya there," some reporter said. Then bulbs went off in all directions.
"AHH! I'm melting!" Josh yelled as he stuck his hands up to protect his eyes from the cameras.
All the photographers dropped their hands to their sides. They stood staring at each other for a few moments before a fan yelled, "Look! There's Alec Baldwin!"
The photographers all turned and went over to photograph Alec.
"We have to sit by each other," Ben said as he grabbed Josh by the arm. Josh then grabbed Kirsten and they went inside. Again.
Josh made sure Kirsten was next to "The devil," so he wouldn't be. Before the movie even began, Kate and Ben started making out.
Kirsten and Josh somehow managed to get popcorn, even though they didn't leave their seats. They threw it at Kate and Ben but neither noticed. "Look familiar?" Josh asked. The screen showed Ben and Kate kissing and they were kissing in the theater, too.
The two started giggling and they heard a chorus of "SHH!"s from all around.
"You say it," he whispered.
"No, you," she said.
"Okay," he agreed. "SORRY!" he said to the group. People began staring now.
Then they began playing the Let's-Hit-Ben-and-Kate-with-Popcorn game again. Kate swatted at Kirsten a few times with her free hand, but they continued to make out.
The first scene Josh and Kate kissed, Josh covered his eyes and squealed like a little girl seeing her first horror flick. Then, mostly just to shut him up, Kirsten kissed him. Then they started making out too.
None of the actors actually saw the start of the bombing. But all four stopped kissing soon into it. Josh was the first one to speak. He said "cool." But, we must all agree with Josh. The hour was filled with action and suspense. And Josh didn't kiss Kate once.
It also showed Josh and Ben in planes shooting down some other planes. "I can't believe that's me," Josh muttered to Kirsten.
"I know," she said. "You're here, but you're up there at the same time!"
"Yea, isn't that really weird?" Josh asked.
By this time, people had stopped telling the four actors to be quiet. They knew it was no use. They were young, rich, and in love. Okay, scratch that last part. None of them knew what love was. They were young, rich, and wanted to break all the rules. Although whispering in a movie theater was the worst damage these four could possibly do.
Some people will tell you the only reason Kirsten went out with Josh was because it was legal for him to buy beer. We, as in I, disagree. I think it is far deeper. Like his body and how they always made out.
Josh started fidgeting. "Why's this movie so damn long?" he asked.
People sighed, but no one told them to shut up. The movie was almost over, anyway. Josh and Ben were flying over the Chinese border, but they saw the Japanese flags.
"We got Japs!" one of the actors cried.
"Dang, that sucks," Kirsten said.
"Yea, it does," Josh agreed.
One of the planes went down. Then the other. "Nice eyes," Kirsten said to Josh.
"Stop making fun of my eyes!" he complained.
"I didn't make fun of your eyes. Their adorable," she said.
"Good," he said.
"Oh, that's gotta hurt," she remarked. Josh had thwacked (in the dictionary) a Japanese dude that was gonna hurt Ben. "Why'd you go and save Ben?"
"I dunno. HE SURE ISN'T GRATEFUL," he said so Ben could hear.
"You-you-you died?" Kirsten said.
"Yea," Josh said.
"Oh that's kinda sad, I guess," she said.
"Movie's over, wanna go make out?" he asked her.
"Sure," she answered.
So they left and made out somewhere. Then Ben and Kate left, but they never talked to each other again. And Faith Hill sang sometime. But there was a nice little headline on the top of the next day's paper reading-
Affleck, Beckinsale, Hartnett, Dunst: Not In Our Theaters
But that headline didn't stop millions of teenage girls from falling in love with Josh. And Ben did dye his hair. And no one likes Kate. So she's gone from practically unknown to hated over night. But Kirsten is still cool. Even though she isn't dating Josh. And all this was fictional. But R/R because it took me 3 days to make it.