Author's notes : ( c'mon, read this, it actually answers some stuff in reply to the reviews )
Hiyeee ... nope, i'm not gonna use the word minna-san ... i mean, why the heck minna-san ? why not bunny-san or ken-san or whatever ... anyway, i'm soooo happy coz i got reviews, thanks sooo much you guys !!! ... hehe, no negative comments - YET ... added info : 1.) the engagement ring mentioned in the first chapter was actually based on the valentines episode of rurouni kenshin ... so basically, my fic is set a couple of years after the stuff that happened in the series which is why i referred to that ... 2.) i put aoshi and misao in the story because their engagement is a symbol of kaoru's growing desperation, plus hehehe, aoshi plays an important part in the story ... ( hmph, haven't you ever heard of the phrase : " the more bishounen the merrier " ... no ? of course not, i just made it up right now ^_^ ) ... 3.) nope, the potion's NOT like dumbo's magic feather ... puh-leaze, i don't believe in magic feathers that boost the confidence of people - just magic potions that actually work ... O_o; hehehe ...
more reviews ... more more more ... mwahahahaha ... sigh, only if you have the time to do so ...
i have a major science test tom., as well as a chinese quiz and graded recitation on world history, and yet i'm sitting here in front of the computer doing anything but studying - aaargh !?!
disclaimers : i don't own rurouni kenshin, but i wish i did ... i don't own any of the characters, etc. ... i don't even know who owns the anime, but it's definitely not me ...
Email me at zutazuta@hotmail.com
- anata ^^;
She was safe in his warm, comforting embrace. Here, she felt loved and cherished, knowing that he was there by her side, always ready to hold her. He was her knight in shining armor. In this case, he was a samurai, with sexy purple socks that matched his eyes perfectly, who had vowed to protect her with his life. The bond they shared was unbreakable, the love between them enduring throughout the toughest ordeals ... or was it ?
The Kiss - chapter 5
" What's up with Kenshin ? " asked Misao, all the while swatting away Aoshi, who was playfully nipping her neck.
With question marks above their heads, the others could only stare and shrug their shoulders.
Leaning against the wall with his eyes closed, anyone could have easily mistaken Kenshin to be asleep. No one could ever guess what he was thinking, yet everyone avoided him, sensing the misery that radiated off him. No one but Sanosuke, who knew about the sudden turn of events, understood exactly what was going on in Kenshin's head.
" Don't worry best bud. I will figure out a way to solve your problems and improve your love life. In no time at all, you'll be lying on top of you - know - who and be able to gaze into her eyes for as long as you like, if you know what I mean. After all, I am the King of Love. " whispered Sano, raising his eyebrow to the seemingly asleep Kenshin.
" Sano !?! You know very well that I'm not like that ! " replied Kenshin in indignation.
" Gotcha ! " crowed Sano, doing a little victory dance.
" Hmph, maybe you, but not me. Why, I would never ever take advantage of a lady and I respect Kaoru as much as a sister, if I had one. Why I even - "
" Okay, okay Kenshin. I get what your trying to say. Quit your self-righteous yapping so we can get down to business. This afternoon, the H.L.F.L. club will meet in your room to discuss your case. "
" Sano ? What does H.L.F.L. stand for anyway ? "
Condescendingly, Sano patted Kenshin's head and answered. " It stands for the " HELP LOSERS FIND LOVE " club, you poor ignorant man. Aoshi and I are the members, after all, we do have a girlfriend / fiancee, unlike, ahem, some poor unfortunate souls. No buts man ! We're gonna help you out whether you like it or not.
Later on, Kaoru was preparing Kenshin's tea in the kitchen. The vial was poised above the teapot, it's contents a millisecond away from spilling into the boiling water. She stood there, unmoving, contemplating and debating the results of what she was planning on doing.
" Oh Kenshin ! Your tea is ready" Kaoru nervously called out while she knocked on his door.
Sliding the door open, Kenshin hesitantly peered out at her. " What tea ? Ummm, oh yeah, hehehe ( nervous laugh ), THAT tea that I had asked for because I was tired. "
" I fixed you your tea a bit early because we are leaving earlier than scheduled because we are planning to do a lot of shopping. I'm sure it will take Misao and Megumi at least half an hour to convince the guys to go with us. Now you had better drink all of it so that you'll regain your strength ok ? "
" Arigatou. " he replied as he quickly closed the door behind him. " I can't believe that I actually lied to Kaoru. Maybe I should just tell her how I feel and maybe - nah, she'd probably laugh at me or pat me on the head consolingly. The worst thing that could happen is that she would just avoid me. Aaargh ! I just don't know what to do. I'm so confused Aoshi. "
Aoshi, who had been hidden in the shadows the whole time, merely smiled knowingly.
" Very good Kenshin. Your alertness is every bit as sharp as before. As for your dilemma, that's why Sano and I are here for. "
" Ummm, Aoshi ? Why are you hiding in my room ? "
Aoshi nodded towards the window.
Outside, they could see Megumi chasing Sano around with a leash in hand, while Misao was checking under every nook and cranny for her missing fiancee, menacingly shouting " Anata ! Where are you ? Come out come out wherever you are ! "
" Point taken. By the way Aoshi, would you like some tea ? "
Half an hour later, a panting Sanosuke dropped onto the floor next to Aoshi. He had been so worn out from all the running that Megumi had taken pity on him and allowed him to stay in the dojo.
" Hmph ! You have no stamina whatsoever."
" Shut up Aoshi. At least I wasn't chicken enough to hide from my woman. "
" Are you calling me chicken ? "
" Stop it you guys. " sighed Kenshin, the advocate of peace as usual.
" Fine. " muttered Sano. " The H.L.F.L. club is now in session. I'm the president, by the way. Any club business vice-president Aoshi ? We still need more members though. Ahem, oh yes, we should welcome our new member, or should I say the poor unfortunate loveless soul who we will be helping. " Pausing for a moment to clear his throat and to take a sip of tea, Sano suddenly noticed that Kenshin had disappeared from his previous position.
" Kenshin. Hey Kenshin, I'm talking to you. Hey ! Don't try to leave the room while the meeting is going on. Aoshi, do your duty ! "
In two seconds flat, Aoshi had Kenshin bundled on the floor, wriggling helplessly.
" Excellent vice-president. Now, on to the business. Aoshi and I have discussed several methods of getting you and Kaoru together. Now where is the list we made ? Damn, it was with the secretary. He's late. "
" Sano, if you're the president, Aoshi's the vice-president, who the heck is left to be the secretary ? " asked Kenshin.
" Tsk, tsk Kenshin. He'll be here soon enough. I'm sure that he'll be here any second. "
A second passed by. The only sound that could be heart was the rustling sounds of Kenshin's useless attempts to free himself.
" You're late. "
" I'm sorry, but my wife made me do the laundry as I was about to leave the house. Could I have something to drink ? I had to run all the way here. "
" Sure. There's only enough left for one cup though. Sorry Kenshin. " Replied Aoshi, who handed Saitoh a tepid cup of tea.
" Saitoh ? " cried out a befuddled Kenshin in horror. " What is HE doing here ? Oh my gosh. You've all ganged up against me haven't you ? Sob, you guys are probably gonna torture me or something. I'll probably never get to see Kaoru again. " sniffled Kenshin.
" Don't be rude to the secretary Kenshin." replied Sano. " After all, his presence is a must in case we get arrested along the road to love. He will ensure our freedom from prison, that we may continue in our crusade to - "
" HELP LOSERS FIND LOVE ! " chimed in all three members who had stood up simultaneously.
" Now where's the list ? "
Rustling through his police uniform's pockets, Saitoh was finally able to produce a crumpled paper which had obviously been colored on by little kids with crayons. " No, that's not it. " muttered Saitoh, continuing his seemingly futile search for the list. Eventually, a huge pile had formed in the middle of the room consisting of tickets, pens, photos of both family and criminals, maps of all sorts, children's toys, stamps, and everything else that could possibly be found in a police man's uniform.
" Who's this ? " whistled Aoshi, who had curiously picked up one of the pictures that had been dug out of Saitoh's many pockets.
" She's totally gorgeous! Is she your sister or something Saitoh ? Probably not. I mean, look at you. Look at her. I don't think anyone as beautiful as her can be related to someone like you. Ugh ! So who is she ? " asked Sano.
" She's my wife. "
Not even Aoshi, the warrior with a cool as ice exterior, and Sano could withstand the shock of this information, and so ... THUNK THUNK
" Sano! Aoshi ! Wake up! " Kenshin cried in panic.
'Oh no! What if something has happened to them ? Misao and Megumi will kill me and I'll lose two of my best friends. What should I do ? Sigh, as Battousai the Slasher, I have already gone through so much pain and suffering. I guess I can get through the death of a couple more loved ones. Farewell, my dear friends.' Kenshin then focused his attention on Saitoh who was still searching for the missing paper.
" Hey Saitoh ! Do me a favor and untie me. "
" I don't think so Kenshin. " muttered Saitoh distractedly.
" Please. "
" No. "
A sudden thought entered Kenshin's mind. ' If Aoshi and Sano are dead, and Saitoh won't untie me, who is left to untie me ? Noooo!'
" Wake up guys. C'mon. I won't be able to live without you guys. Sob! LIVE for the ones you love. More importantly, live that you may untie me ! " sobbing pitifully, Kenshin curled into a little ball and rolled on the wooden floor.
" I think I lost it. " murmured Saitoh defeatedly. " I checked everywhere but it's nowhere to be found. " He reached beneath his cap to scratch his head and piece of paper fell to the ground.
" That's It ! That's the list that I've been looking for for ! - Oh wait, it's the grocery list. Hehe, no wonder it's under my hat. I wanted to make sure that I wouldn't forget to buy the food so that my wife wouldn't get mad at me. " , Saitoh sheepishly said. " By the way, why's Kenshin tied up on the floor ?
" He was being naughty. " replied Aoshi, who had suddenly risen up.
" If you know what I mean. " winked Sano.
A huge sweatdrop suddenly appeared behind Saitoh's head. Raising an eyebrow, he asked " What exactly do you mean by naughty ? Naughty naughty, or this this some sort of kinky bondage scene ? By the way, weren't the two of you just unconscious a minute ago ? "
Censored images of Kenshin and Aoshi in various positions started flashing in everyone's minds, causing them all to shiver in disgust.
" Nevermind about the stupid list. We'll just have to make a new plan. Why don't we all pretend to be in love with Kaoru and then Kenshin can rescue her from us. Afterwards, he can then declare his undying love for her and they can live happily every after and raise a family who will grow up to be psycho killers and tomboys. Hell yeah ! I'm such a family great planner ! "
" Sano, that's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Anyway, I want to be the wedding planner. I'll pick lavender flowers to match Kenshin's eyes and socks, and baby pink rose buds to accentuate his hair." added Aoshi.
" Wussy boy. " snorted Saitoh.
" Shut up Saitoh. What's your oh-so-great idea that's better than my plan then Aoshi ? "
" I have thought about this for a long time. We can pretend to have an argument with Kenshin and be angry at him, so we'll fight him and all. Of course, we will win and leave him wounded and bleeding in a place where Kaoru will easily find him. Scars, after all, are considered quite sexy. Look at me - women just fall for me all the time. Sigh, it gets so troublesome. Everywhere I go, women either swoon or trail after me. Anyway, she can then nurse him back to health, and they can live happily every after. As mentioned by Sano, they will then eventually raise a dysfunctional but happy family ! "
" That's even more retarded than Sano's. " smirked Saitoh. " I think you should act like a man rather than the wussy little boy that you are. Hmph, your weakness makes me sick. Battousai the slasher - HAH ! Be a man. Women don't go for the girly guy look. I mean, what girl would want their husband to be more beautiful than her ? Go up to her and kiss her and tell her that you love her. Tell her about the things that you love about her. Compliment her. Women adore compliments especially about - "
" Kenshin ! I'm back ! "
" Oh s!*& - she's home. "
End of chapter 5 ...
i actually took the time to change this part =p ... unfortunately, i don't really have anything left to say, after all, i already said everything important in the author's notes up up there ... hopefully you actually took the time to read it ... reminder : comments and criticisms are welcome ... oh yes, check out my picture ... it's not actually my picture, rather, it's one of my sketches which was actually decent enough to put up in the net ... click on anata ( author's name ) ... if you actually look at it, you will be amazed by my artistic skills ... wahahaha ... it's a fairy ... ok, i know i don't draw that well *shrug* ...
Hiyeee ... nope, i'm not gonna use the word minna-san ... i mean, why the heck minna-san ? why not bunny-san or ken-san or whatever ... anyway, i'm soooo happy coz i got reviews, thanks sooo much you guys !!! ... hehe, no negative comments - YET ... added info : 1.) the engagement ring mentioned in the first chapter was actually based on the valentines episode of rurouni kenshin ... so basically, my fic is set a couple of years after the stuff that happened in the series which is why i referred to that ... 2.) i put aoshi and misao in the story because their engagement is a symbol of kaoru's growing desperation, plus hehehe, aoshi plays an important part in the story ... ( hmph, haven't you ever heard of the phrase : " the more bishounen the merrier " ... no ? of course not, i just made it up right now ^_^ ) ... 3.) nope, the potion's NOT like dumbo's magic feather ... puh-leaze, i don't believe in magic feathers that boost the confidence of people - just magic potions that actually work ... O_o; hehehe ...
more reviews ... more more more ... mwahahahaha ... sigh, only if you have the time to do so ...
i have a major science test tom., as well as a chinese quiz and graded recitation on world history, and yet i'm sitting here in front of the computer doing anything but studying - aaargh !?!
disclaimers : i don't own rurouni kenshin, but i wish i did ... i don't own any of the characters, etc. ... i don't even know who owns the anime, but it's definitely not me ...
Email me at zutazuta@hotmail.com
- anata ^^;
She was safe in his warm, comforting embrace. Here, she felt loved and cherished, knowing that he was there by her side, always ready to hold her. He was her knight in shining armor. In this case, he was a samurai, with sexy purple socks that matched his eyes perfectly, who had vowed to protect her with his life. The bond they shared was unbreakable, the love between them enduring throughout the toughest ordeals ... or was it ?
The Kiss - chapter 5
" What's up with Kenshin ? " asked Misao, all the while swatting away Aoshi, who was playfully nipping her neck.
With question marks above their heads, the others could only stare and shrug their shoulders.
Leaning against the wall with his eyes closed, anyone could have easily mistaken Kenshin to be asleep. No one could ever guess what he was thinking, yet everyone avoided him, sensing the misery that radiated off him. No one but Sanosuke, who knew about the sudden turn of events, understood exactly what was going on in Kenshin's head.
" Don't worry best bud. I will figure out a way to solve your problems and improve your love life. In no time at all, you'll be lying on top of you - know - who and be able to gaze into her eyes for as long as you like, if you know what I mean. After all, I am the King of Love. " whispered Sano, raising his eyebrow to the seemingly asleep Kenshin.
" Sano !?! You know very well that I'm not like that ! " replied Kenshin in indignation.
" Gotcha ! " crowed Sano, doing a little victory dance.
" Hmph, maybe you, but not me. Why, I would never ever take advantage of a lady and I respect Kaoru as much as a sister, if I had one. Why I even - "
" Okay, okay Kenshin. I get what your trying to say. Quit your self-righteous yapping so we can get down to business. This afternoon, the H.L.F.L. club will meet in your room to discuss your case. "
" Sano ? What does H.L.F.L. stand for anyway ? "
Condescendingly, Sano patted Kenshin's head and answered. " It stands for the " HELP LOSERS FIND LOVE " club, you poor ignorant man. Aoshi and I are the members, after all, we do have a girlfriend / fiancee, unlike, ahem, some poor unfortunate souls. No buts man ! We're gonna help you out whether you like it or not.
Later on, Kaoru was preparing Kenshin's tea in the kitchen. The vial was poised above the teapot, it's contents a millisecond away from spilling into the boiling water. She stood there, unmoving, contemplating and debating the results of what she was planning on doing.
" Oh Kenshin ! Your tea is ready" Kaoru nervously called out while she knocked on his door.
Sliding the door open, Kenshin hesitantly peered out at her. " What tea ? Ummm, oh yeah, hehehe ( nervous laugh ), THAT tea that I had asked for because I was tired. "
" I fixed you your tea a bit early because we are leaving earlier than scheduled because we are planning to do a lot of shopping. I'm sure it will take Misao and Megumi at least half an hour to convince the guys to go with us. Now you had better drink all of it so that you'll regain your strength ok ? "
" Arigatou. " he replied as he quickly closed the door behind him. " I can't believe that I actually lied to Kaoru. Maybe I should just tell her how I feel and maybe - nah, she'd probably laugh at me or pat me on the head consolingly. The worst thing that could happen is that she would just avoid me. Aaargh ! I just don't know what to do. I'm so confused Aoshi. "
Aoshi, who had been hidden in the shadows the whole time, merely smiled knowingly.
" Very good Kenshin. Your alertness is every bit as sharp as before. As for your dilemma, that's why Sano and I are here for. "
" Ummm, Aoshi ? Why are you hiding in my room ? "
Aoshi nodded towards the window.
Outside, they could see Megumi chasing Sano around with a leash in hand, while Misao was checking under every nook and cranny for her missing fiancee, menacingly shouting " Anata ! Where are you ? Come out come out wherever you are ! "
" Point taken. By the way Aoshi, would you like some tea ? "
Half an hour later, a panting Sanosuke dropped onto the floor next to Aoshi. He had been so worn out from all the running that Megumi had taken pity on him and allowed him to stay in the dojo.
" Hmph ! You have no stamina whatsoever."
" Shut up Aoshi. At least I wasn't chicken enough to hide from my woman. "
" Are you calling me chicken ? "
" Stop it you guys. " sighed Kenshin, the advocate of peace as usual.
" Fine. " muttered Sano. " The H.L.F.L. club is now in session. I'm the president, by the way. Any club business vice-president Aoshi ? We still need more members though. Ahem, oh yes, we should welcome our new member, or should I say the poor unfortunate loveless soul who we will be helping. " Pausing for a moment to clear his throat and to take a sip of tea, Sano suddenly noticed that Kenshin had disappeared from his previous position.
" Kenshin. Hey Kenshin, I'm talking to you. Hey ! Don't try to leave the room while the meeting is going on. Aoshi, do your duty ! "
In two seconds flat, Aoshi had Kenshin bundled on the floor, wriggling helplessly.
" Excellent vice-president. Now, on to the business. Aoshi and I have discussed several methods of getting you and Kaoru together. Now where is the list we made ? Damn, it was with the secretary. He's late. "
" Sano, if you're the president, Aoshi's the vice-president, who the heck is left to be the secretary ? " asked Kenshin.
" Tsk, tsk Kenshin. He'll be here soon enough. I'm sure that he'll be here any second. "
A second passed by. The only sound that could be heart was the rustling sounds of Kenshin's useless attempts to free himself.
" You're late. "
" I'm sorry, but my wife made me do the laundry as I was about to leave the house. Could I have something to drink ? I had to run all the way here. "
" Sure. There's only enough left for one cup though. Sorry Kenshin. " Replied Aoshi, who handed Saitoh a tepid cup of tea.
" Saitoh ? " cried out a befuddled Kenshin in horror. " What is HE doing here ? Oh my gosh. You've all ganged up against me haven't you ? Sob, you guys are probably gonna torture me or something. I'll probably never get to see Kaoru again. " sniffled Kenshin.
" Don't be rude to the secretary Kenshin." replied Sano. " After all, his presence is a must in case we get arrested along the road to love. He will ensure our freedom from prison, that we may continue in our crusade to - "
" HELP LOSERS FIND LOVE ! " chimed in all three members who had stood up simultaneously.
" Now where's the list ? "
Rustling through his police uniform's pockets, Saitoh was finally able to produce a crumpled paper which had obviously been colored on by little kids with crayons. " No, that's not it. " muttered Saitoh, continuing his seemingly futile search for the list. Eventually, a huge pile had formed in the middle of the room consisting of tickets, pens, photos of both family and criminals, maps of all sorts, children's toys, stamps, and everything else that could possibly be found in a police man's uniform.
" Who's this ? " whistled Aoshi, who had curiously picked up one of the pictures that had been dug out of Saitoh's many pockets.
" She's totally gorgeous! Is she your sister or something Saitoh ? Probably not. I mean, look at you. Look at her. I don't think anyone as beautiful as her can be related to someone like you. Ugh ! So who is she ? " asked Sano.
" She's my wife. "
Not even Aoshi, the warrior with a cool as ice exterior, and Sano could withstand the shock of this information, and so ... THUNK THUNK
" Sano! Aoshi ! Wake up! " Kenshin cried in panic.
'Oh no! What if something has happened to them ? Misao and Megumi will kill me and I'll lose two of my best friends. What should I do ? Sigh, as Battousai the Slasher, I have already gone through so much pain and suffering. I guess I can get through the death of a couple more loved ones. Farewell, my dear friends.' Kenshin then focused his attention on Saitoh who was still searching for the missing paper.
" Hey Saitoh ! Do me a favor and untie me. "
" I don't think so Kenshin. " muttered Saitoh distractedly.
" Please. "
" No. "
A sudden thought entered Kenshin's mind. ' If Aoshi and Sano are dead, and Saitoh won't untie me, who is left to untie me ? Noooo!'
" Wake up guys. C'mon. I won't be able to live without you guys. Sob! LIVE for the ones you love. More importantly, live that you may untie me ! " sobbing pitifully, Kenshin curled into a little ball and rolled on the wooden floor.
" I think I lost it. " murmured Saitoh defeatedly. " I checked everywhere but it's nowhere to be found. " He reached beneath his cap to scratch his head and piece of paper fell to the ground.
" That's It ! That's the list that I've been looking for for ! - Oh wait, it's the grocery list. Hehe, no wonder it's under my hat. I wanted to make sure that I wouldn't forget to buy the food so that my wife wouldn't get mad at me. " , Saitoh sheepishly said. " By the way, why's Kenshin tied up on the floor ?
" He was being naughty. " replied Aoshi, who had suddenly risen up.
" If you know what I mean. " winked Sano.
A huge sweatdrop suddenly appeared behind Saitoh's head. Raising an eyebrow, he asked " What exactly do you mean by naughty ? Naughty naughty, or this this some sort of kinky bondage scene ? By the way, weren't the two of you just unconscious a minute ago ? "
Censored images of Kenshin and Aoshi in various positions started flashing in everyone's minds, causing them all to shiver in disgust.
" Nevermind about the stupid list. We'll just have to make a new plan. Why don't we all pretend to be in love with Kaoru and then Kenshin can rescue her from us. Afterwards, he can then declare his undying love for her and they can live happily every after and raise a family who will grow up to be psycho killers and tomboys. Hell yeah ! I'm such a family great planner ! "
" Sano, that's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Anyway, I want to be the wedding planner. I'll pick lavender flowers to match Kenshin's eyes and socks, and baby pink rose buds to accentuate his hair." added Aoshi.
" Wussy boy. " snorted Saitoh.
" Shut up Saitoh. What's your oh-so-great idea that's better than my plan then Aoshi ? "
" I have thought about this for a long time. We can pretend to have an argument with Kenshin and be angry at him, so we'll fight him and all. Of course, we will win and leave him wounded and bleeding in a place where Kaoru will easily find him. Scars, after all, are considered quite sexy. Look at me - women just fall for me all the time. Sigh, it gets so troublesome. Everywhere I go, women either swoon or trail after me. Anyway, she can then nurse him back to health, and they can live happily every after. As mentioned by Sano, they will then eventually raise a dysfunctional but happy family ! "
" That's even more retarded than Sano's. " smirked Saitoh. " I think you should act like a man rather than the wussy little boy that you are. Hmph, your weakness makes me sick. Battousai the slasher - HAH ! Be a man. Women don't go for the girly guy look. I mean, what girl would want their husband to be more beautiful than her ? Go up to her and kiss her and tell her that you love her. Tell her about the things that you love about her. Compliment her. Women adore compliments especially about - "
" Kenshin ! I'm back ! "
" Oh s!*& - she's home. "
End of chapter 5 ...
i actually took the time to change this part =p ... unfortunately, i don't really have anything left to say, after all, i already said everything important in the author's notes up up there ... hopefully you actually took the time to read it ... reminder : comments and criticisms are welcome ... oh yes, check out my picture ... it's not actually my picture, rather, it's one of my sketches which was actually decent enough to put up in the net ... click on anata ( author's name ) ... if you actually look at it, you will be amazed by my artistic skills ... wahahaha ... it's a fairy ... ok, i know i don't draw that well *shrug* ...