Farfie and SchuSchu discover superglue


One day while Farfie and SchuSchu were... being
Farfie and SchuSchu...

"Why don't we ever fuck, eh SchuSchu?"

"Well... it's because of my sunglasses"

*Glare, says with sarcasm* "Your...sunglasses"

"Yeah, if we fuck, they'll fall off, ne ne Farfie?"

"So...*sadistic grin,* that *licks knife* doesn't
mean we can't..."

"Yes it does Farfie, if they fall off my brainwaves
get all fucked up and I become a living vegetable."

"*evil grin* We can fix that, and hurt god while
doing so!!!"

*SchuSchu rolls his eyes*

"And how will we go about to doing that?"

*eerie voices from nowhere say 'staaaaaaples,
staaaaaaaples*

Farfie became and it's effect,

"Hm, maybe we should use staples, and make some fall
on the ground, and tiny woodland creatures could find
them and eat them, and choke to death, and by doing so
hurt god."

"Ewww, no, staples are painful, so...uh..."

"That's the point"

*More voices: 'duuuuuuuuuct taaape duuuuuuuuct
taaape*

SchuSchu was now positive

"Duct tape would work..."

"No it wouldn't!!! It'd fall off! And not hurt god"

Then with in an instant they both new it

"Let's go get donuts!" SchuSchu suggested

And then Nagi appeared and gave them a video tape

"What's this? And how did you get here Nagi?"

"I don't know, I just popped out of nowhere, with
no explanation as to how I got here, to save the day"
Replied Nagi.

"Wow, that's what great friends with
telekinesis are for, now get out of here before I kill
you, and by doing so hurt god"

"Shut up about "god" already farfie" SchuSchu said

And at that Nagi was gone, but the tape had magically
been put in a mysterious VCR and was now playing.

"That's the thing about fanfics...they're strange"
said the VCR, and then the tape played.

"Super glue, the wonder of mankind"

"About those donuts..."

"Shut up SchuSchu, he's got a point,"

"Who?"

"No one, let's use superglue!!!" =^_^= ((Neko
Farfie, kowai!!!))

And so they used super glue, and did nothing but
fuck, and things they had to do to live... no thanx to
Nagi's tape...

((Nagi's note: Poor me!!!))

((Author's note: Shut up Nagi... besides, Omi will
make it all better, now GO go forth and have many an orgy
with KenKen and *cough cough* Omi))

*~*DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN *takes deep breath* OMI, NAGI
WEIRD AND EERIE VOICES, FARFIE (though I'd like to think
that I did...H_H), SCHUSCHU, OMI, KEN, SUPERGLUE, STAPLES
DUCT TAPE, OR...SPINACH...OR MY TOASTER, IT WAS CHEATING
ON ME AGAIN, SO I KILLED IT *evil grin* Ja ne =^_^= and
please remember to r/r thanks!!!*~*