FINAL FANTASY
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Author's Note: This is yet another inane songfic that wormed into my tormented brain while I was
desperately trying to finish 'In the Still of the Night.' I had to write it down, of course, and
soon the Fanfic Gods will send me another song which prevents me from writing my stories. *Sigh*
Anyway, this is a song about the main problem of playing Final Fantasy VII: the plot! Yes,
the plot is pretty g*dd*mn confusing that now there's a song dedicated to its little quirks and
inane theories. This is set to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's 'Margaritaville.' Note: 'orbs green'
means green materia.
Disclaimers: FF7 belongs to Squaresoft. 'Margaritaville' belongs to Jimmy Buffet. Please don't sue.
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Fiddlin' with orbs green
Practicin' bein' mean
All of them monsters covered with blood
Playin' with Omnislash durin' a mad dash
Watch that snake
That's hidin' in the mud.
Wanderin' round in Final Fantasy
Looking for the lost trail of the plot
Some people say there's the player to blame
But I know it's Squaresoft's fault.
Don't know the next move
Stuck in a hard groove
With nothin' to show but this new-born Restore.
But it's nowhere near mastered
Better pump it up fast, how long it'll take
I would never know.
Meanderin' 'bout in Final Fantasy
Looking for the lost trail of the plot
Some people say there's the player to blame
Now I think- it's the *translator's* fault!
Cid pulled out the flip mop
Gives a real good bop
Killed that beast, got 1000 EXP
Now there's gil in the bank
We can stay at that rank
Ghost Hotel, at the Saucer (ain't free)
I'm stuck once again in Final Fantasy
Looking for the lost trail of the plot
Some people say there's the player to blame
And they're right- 'cause my work ain't so hot!
Yes, some people say there's the player to blame
And I know that my work ain't so hot.
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Author's Note: This is yet another inane songfic that wormed into my tormented brain while I was
desperately trying to finish 'In the Still of the Night.' I had to write it down, of course, and
soon the Fanfic Gods will send me another song which prevents me from writing my stories. *Sigh*
Anyway, this is a song about the main problem of playing Final Fantasy VII: the plot! Yes,
the plot is pretty g*dd*mn confusing that now there's a song dedicated to its little quirks and
inane theories. This is set to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's 'Margaritaville.' Note: 'orbs green'
means green materia.
Disclaimers: FF7 belongs to Squaresoft. 'Margaritaville' belongs to Jimmy Buffet. Please don't sue.
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Fiddlin' with orbs green
Practicin' bein' mean
All of them monsters covered with blood
Playin' with Omnislash durin' a mad dash
Watch that snake
That's hidin' in the mud.
Wanderin' round in Final Fantasy
Looking for the lost trail of the plot
Some people say there's the player to blame
But I know it's Squaresoft's fault.
Don't know the next move
Stuck in a hard groove
With nothin' to show but this new-born Restore.
But it's nowhere near mastered
Better pump it up fast, how long it'll take
I would never know.
Meanderin' 'bout in Final Fantasy
Looking for the lost trail of the plot
Some people say there's the player to blame
Now I think- it's the *translator's* fault!
Cid pulled out the flip mop
Gives a real good bop
Killed that beast, got 1000 EXP
Now there's gil in the bank
We can stay at that rank
Ghost Hotel, at the Saucer (ain't free)
I'm stuck once again in Final Fantasy
Looking for the lost trail of the plot
Some people say there's the player to blame
And they're right- 'cause my work ain't so hot!
Yes, some people say there's the player to blame
And I know that my work ain't so hot.