Disclaimer: If I owned any of the things in this pointless fic. If I did
would I be here? Also, this contains almost-everything bashing. Even stuff
I like.
WARNING STEROTYPICAL CRAP!
(shows all of Dr.Evils cronies around a table)
Dr. Evil: To take over the world I intend to steal Austin Powers -
MOJO! (evil music plays)
Scott: You already did that, doofus.
Dr. Evil: Zipit, www.zippit.org.uk!
Scott: Why should I listen to you?
Dr. Evil: Easy. (presses a button)
Scott: AAAAAAH! (falls into a pit of flames)
Mini-me: (really low) Yipee!
Dr. Evil: Now anyway ...
(sees a note)
(reading) WE RETIRE.
SIGNED
Muffasa
Craf
Mini-me
#2
Mini-Mr.Bigglesworth
Mr. Bigglesworth
(normal) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-TEN MINUTES LATER-
Dr. Evil: HHHHH! Why? Oh, wh... who cares? (picks up the phone)
We should work together, oh almost-as-evil-as-me-one! MUWUHAHAHAHAHA! MUWUHAHAHA! MUWUHAHAHA! MUWUHA!
Voice: (over phone) Shut up!
-MEANWHILE-
(James Bond is going through a room blowing up a "love" doll)
(he sees a phone of it's hook)
(he picks it up)
Dr. Evil: (over phone) We should work together, oh almost-as-evil-as-me-one!
Bond: Oh my god! Evil is working togehter for once! Why should I care? I dunno.
I'll tell the gang.
(cut to scene of the inside of a warehouse)
(Juno, Vela, Lupus, Conker, Harry Potter, Lyra, Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect
Ash, Misty, Homer, Cartman, Austin Powers and a few other good guys are playing Scrabble)
(There is a huge noise)
Homer: 20 POINTS!
Harry Potter: Homer, library hasn't got an "X" in it.
Arthur Dent: How many points does 42 score?
Ford Prefect: SHUT UP!
Hitch-hikers guide: SHUT UP! A "greeting" used by annoyed peoples
before they attack you with a Kill-O-Zap.
Vela: Good idea. (silence) Lupus - "WOOF" is not a word.
(Bond bursts in)
Bond: Bad guys ... working together! (somehow everyone understands)
Cartman: To the MYSTERY-MOBILE!
(They rush out)
(The most competent driver - Lupus (a dog) rushes to the front)
(everyone else jumps through the back doors of the van)
Ash: (lands on the ground) OW!
Homer: Oh, sorry! The IRS repossesed the floor.
Ash: NOW you tell me.
Pikachu: PIII! (HAHAHA!)
Ash: Shut up. (notices only Misty is looking concerned) Why is she concerned?
Arthur: (thinking) What an idiot.
Harry Potter: (thinking) If there was a stupidity curse he got hit by it.
Ford: (thinking) What a whelk.
Arthur: (thinking) Is Ford thinking about whelks? Stupid question. He ALWAYS
thinks of whelks.
Ford: (thinking) Rule Whelk-tannia.
Cartman: Why don't we take the tank you assholes.
Misty: Who are you calling an asshole?
Cartman: You.
Misty: You NEVER call me or Ash an asshole!
Cartman: Thank you, now I know your weakness.
Misty: ... Crap.
Ford: This makes me think of a whelk I once ate...
Cartman: You too, alien.
Ford: Whelks...
Arthur: IS THAT MAN MARRIED TO A WHELK?!
To be continiued ...
To be reviewed (hopefully)...
would I be here? Also, this contains almost-everything bashing. Even stuff
I like.
WARNING STEROTYPICAL CRAP!
(shows all of Dr.Evils cronies around a table)
Dr. Evil: To take over the world I intend to steal Austin Powers -
MOJO! (evil music plays)
Scott: You already did that, doofus.
Dr. Evil: Zipit, www.zippit.org.uk!
Scott: Why should I listen to you?
Dr. Evil: Easy. (presses a button)
Scott: AAAAAAH! (falls into a pit of flames)
Mini-me: (really low) Yipee!
Dr. Evil: Now anyway ...
(sees a note)
(reading) WE RETIRE.
SIGNED
Muffasa
Craf
Mini-me
#2
Mini-Mr.Bigglesworth
Mr. Bigglesworth
(normal) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-TEN MINUTES LATER-
Dr. Evil: HHHHH! Why? Oh, wh... who cares? (picks up the phone)
We should work together, oh almost-as-evil-as-me-one! MUWUHAHAHAHAHA! MUWUHAHAHA! MUWUHAHAHA! MUWUHA!
Voice: (over phone) Shut up!
-MEANWHILE-
(James Bond is going through a room blowing up a "love" doll)
(he sees a phone of it's hook)
(he picks it up)
Dr. Evil: (over phone) We should work together, oh almost-as-evil-as-me-one!
Bond: Oh my god! Evil is working togehter for once! Why should I care? I dunno.
I'll tell the gang.
(cut to scene of the inside of a warehouse)
(Juno, Vela, Lupus, Conker, Harry Potter, Lyra, Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect
Ash, Misty, Homer, Cartman, Austin Powers and a few other good guys are playing Scrabble)
(There is a huge noise)
Homer: 20 POINTS!
Harry Potter: Homer, library hasn't got an "X" in it.
Arthur Dent: How many points does 42 score?
Ford Prefect: SHUT UP!
Hitch-hikers guide: SHUT UP! A "greeting" used by annoyed peoples
before they attack you with a Kill-O-Zap.
Vela: Good idea. (silence) Lupus - "WOOF" is not a word.
(Bond bursts in)
Bond: Bad guys ... working together! (somehow everyone understands)
Cartman: To the MYSTERY-MOBILE!
(They rush out)
(The most competent driver - Lupus (a dog) rushes to the front)
(everyone else jumps through the back doors of the van)
Ash: (lands on the ground) OW!
Homer: Oh, sorry! The IRS repossesed the floor.
Ash: NOW you tell me.
Pikachu: PIII! (HAHAHA!)
Ash: Shut up. (notices only Misty is looking concerned) Why is she concerned?
Arthur: (thinking) What an idiot.
Harry Potter: (thinking) If there was a stupidity curse he got hit by it.
Ford: (thinking) What a whelk.
Arthur: (thinking) Is Ford thinking about whelks? Stupid question. He ALWAYS
thinks of whelks.
Ford: (thinking) Rule Whelk-tannia.
Cartman: Why don't we take the tank you assholes.
Misty: Who are you calling an asshole?
Cartman: You.
Misty: You NEVER call me or Ash an asshole!
Cartman: Thank you, now I know your weakness.
Misty: ... Crap.
Ford: This makes me think of a whelk I once ate...
Cartman: You too, alien.
Ford: Whelks...
Arthur: IS THAT MAN MARRIED TO A WHELK?!
To be continiued ...
To be reviewed (hopefully)...