-MEANWHILE, IN THE EVIL BASE-
Dr. Evil smashed the door open.
Panther King: Ahh ... hello Dr. Evil.
Mizar: Hi.
Team Rocket: Er ... hi.
Proffesor (Panther King's): (holding up a chart showing a table leg supported
by a squirell. He throws it away) Hello herr Evil.
Dr. Evil: Don't call me herr, okay?
Voldemort: Shut up Muggle.
Mrs. Coulter: Yes, shut your f***ing face.
Vogon Captain: Evoloution, who needs it?
Mr. Burns: Shut up.
Barbera Strisac: Yeah.
Gary: I'm an idiot.
Everyone: (applauds) Well done.
One person: He finally figured it out.
Prof: Okay, Teddiez ATTACK! Oh ... and send a general over...
-IN THE GOODIE TANK-
(Homer is singing Uptown Girl, badly)
Homer: UPPPPPPPPPPP(China smash)TOOOOOWN(Glass smash) GGGGIIIIIIIRR
(Lupus howls) LLLLLLLLD. Oh, I screwed up, want me to sing again.
Misty: If you even sing one more note I'll jam your **** where the sun don't shine -
and I don't mean on me.
Homer: How'd you know about my ****?
Misty: All guys have one - after all I do spy on Ash when he changes at Bathhous...
Ash: You were saying...
Misty: (blushing) Would you mind if I evaporate on the spot.
Ash: Only if you stop looking at my ****.
Lyra: (quitely) Feckin' idiot.
Ford: I like whelks.
Voices: (outside) Attack!
Juno: What idiot Teddiez! (Machine Gun fire) One teddy left.
Conker: TEDDIEZ! OMG! THE GREAT MIGHTY POO SHALL ARRIVE! LUPUS COME QUICK!
BRING BOG ROLL!
Lupus: Woof. (Mad.)
Pikachu: Pi! (Guess so.)
Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy: Insane. Not sane, some insane people
include Ford Prefect who is obsessed with Whelks, Zaphod Beeblebrocks
for having a HUGE ego, Ash Ketchum because of lack of brain, Misty Waterflower
because only 2% of her brain is NOT dedicated to staring at the former
patient, WHO EVER THE HELL WROTE THIS BOOK! For god's sake I can't remember my name!
(Lupus climbs up)
Ash: Could you repeat that list? I was engros...thingyed with a loose screw.
Misty: (gogling at Ash)(drools)
Ash: I could swear I hear your name in there Misty.
Misty: (snapping out of it) No, I wasn't.
(up on top, Cartman, Lupus and Conker look at The Great Poo climbing towards them)
INTERLUDE
(It shows Vela, Juno, Lupus, Floyd and Mizar drinking still lemonade and tea whilst dunking biscuits
(if you find this insulting to the British keep in mind that I am British, Rare is British, Douglas
Adams was British))
Mizar: What happened to that Asteroid thingy?
Juno: Oh, it's gone sight-seeing - it'll arrive in a couple o' hours to
pick us up.
Mizar: Oh. (sips his tea)
(shows the asteroid in New York wearing sunglasses - it zooms into his hand showing a mastercard)
MASTERCARD - SEND MOTTO AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A FREE TOOTHPICK. $400.00 POSTAGE AND PACKING.
Dr. Evil smashed the door open.
Panther King: Ahh ... hello Dr. Evil.
Mizar: Hi.
Team Rocket: Er ... hi.
Proffesor (Panther King's): (holding up a chart showing a table leg supported
by a squirell. He throws it away) Hello herr Evil.
Dr. Evil: Don't call me herr, okay?
Voldemort: Shut up Muggle.
Mrs. Coulter: Yes, shut your f***ing face.
Vogon Captain: Evoloution, who needs it?
Mr. Burns: Shut up.
Barbera Strisac: Yeah.
Gary: I'm an idiot.
Everyone: (applauds) Well done.
One person: He finally figured it out.
Prof: Okay, Teddiez ATTACK! Oh ... and send a general over...
-IN THE GOODIE TANK-
(Homer is singing Uptown Girl, badly)
Homer: UPPPPPPPPPPP(China smash)TOOOOOWN(Glass smash) GGGGIIIIIIIRR
(Lupus howls) LLLLLLLLD. Oh, I screwed up, want me to sing again.
Misty: If you even sing one more note I'll jam your **** where the sun don't shine -
and I don't mean on me.
Homer: How'd you know about my ****?
Misty: All guys have one - after all I do spy on Ash when he changes at Bathhous...
Ash: You were saying...
Misty: (blushing) Would you mind if I evaporate on the spot.
Ash: Only if you stop looking at my ****.
Lyra: (quitely) Feckin' idiot.
Ford: I like whelks.
Voices: (outside) Attack!
Juno: What idiot Teddiez! (Machine Gun fire) One teddy left.
Conker: TEDDIEZ! OMG! THE GREAT MIGHTY POO SHALL ARRIVE! LUPUS COME QUICK!
BRING BOG ROLL!
Lupus: Woof. (Mad.)
Pikachu: Pi! (Guess so.)
Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy: Insane. Not sane, some insane people
include Ford Prefect who is obsessed with Whelks, Zaphod Beeblebrocks
for having a HUGE ego, Ash Ketchum because of lack of brain, Misty Waterflower
because only 2% of her brain is NOT dedicated to staring at the former
patient, WHO EVER THE HELL WROTE THIS BOOK! For god's sake I can't remember my name!
(Lupus climbs up)
Ash: Could you repeat that list? I was engros...thingyed with a loose screw.
Misty: (gogling at Ash)(drools)
Ash: I could swear I hear your name in there Misty.
Misty: (snapping out of it) No, I wasn't.
(up on top, Cartman, Lupus and Conker look at The Great Poo climbing towards them)
INTERLUDE
(It shows Vela, Juno, Lupus, Floyd and Mizar drinking still lemonade and tea whilst dunking biscuits
(if you find this insulting to the British keep in mind that I am British, Rare is British, Douglas
Adams was British))
Mizar: What happened to that Asteroid thingy?
Juno: Oh, it's gone sight-seeing - it'll arrive in a couple o' hours to
pick us up.
Mizar: Oh. (sips his tea)
(shows the asteroid in New York wearing sunglasses - it zooms into his hand showing a mastercard)
MASTERCARD - SEND MOTTO AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A FREE TOOTHPICK. $400.00 POSTAGE AND PACKING.