Disclaimer: If you can't guess then I better give up writing...

Misty: C'mon!
Ash: No.
Misty: Yes.
Ash: No.
(10 minutes later)
Ash: No.
Misty: What were we talking about again?
Ford: Whelks?
(Arthur pulls him up to the top of the tank)
SFX: Wheeeeee!
Ford: OW!
Lupustheflyingdog: I've decided that this is too monotonous so - (Big Gay Al
appears and sings I'm Super!) - IT'S A MUSICAL.
Cartman (singing along with everyone else):
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world -
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's Mom is a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it.
Kyle's mom she's a big fat ****ing bitch!
Big fat ****ing bitch! Kyle's mom! Yeah!
(Ford and Kyle's Mom magically appear)
Kyle's Mom: (clears throat)
Cartman: (turns round) Oh. ****!
Lupustheflyingdog: This is boring, let's make it more interesting.
(shows Ash and Misty stuck naked in a broom cupboard being cut open by Jack Torrence)
(shows Lyra casually talking to Will (from the same series of books))
(shows Bond being the camera man filming the second South Park movie)
(shows everyone else back at base playing chess)
Jack Torrence: Here's Johhny ... wait that ain't my name at all - maybe I should change the
script?
Lupustheflyingdog: To heck with it. Everyone you are now in a room with doors if you get the wrong one
you must watch you're worst nightmare.
(Ash, Cartman and Austin Powers check doors and run out screaing)
Ash: I saw myself SLEEPING with GARY!
All: EEEW!
Cartman: I dreamed I went on a diet!
Austin Powers: I dreamed my shag pad burned down!
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Mrs. Coulter: I just remembered I'm dead. (vanishes)
Gary: That was wierd.

Next chapter: The Final Showdown ... pth! Yeah, as if!