Top Tens Return!!
By Kagayaki Ame
Top Ten reasons Kenshin stays at
the Kamiya Dojo…
- He likes being Kaoru's little domestic bitch
- He's waiting for Kaoru to give up the poonani
- He thinks Sano is a "super-hunky dreamboat!" (Hearts
in his eyes)
- It's free. (Hey, it is…)
- He's waiting for Megumi to give up the poonani
- It's the only way he and Sano can carry on their
secret affair
- Cause Kaoru gives good head
- He thinks Dr. Genzai is HOT! (Older men are so sexy…
:P )
- He's waiting for Sano to give up the poonani (!!!!!)
- Because Kaoru knows what he did last summer
Top Ten things you'd never hear
from Megumi…
1.
Yes, Kenshin, I assure you, it's absolutely necessary for me
to wrap THAT in bandages as well…
2.
Hold still! It's just a rectal examination, you pussy!
3.
That's what I've waited all this time for, Sanosuke? I barely
felt a thing…
4.
Damn, Kenshin. That thing is HUGE!
5.
Oh for God's sake, Sano, get off! I'll do it my damn self…
6.
How about I sew a symbol on your gi that means 'pencil-dick'?
7.
Geez, Kenshin, all you did was break your leg. Walk it off,
for goodness sake…
8.
Sure I'll kiss your ass, Kaoru. Where is it?
9.
I'm sorry Sano I just don't see it… let me get me tweezers…
10. I've
heard that big things come in small packages, Kenshin… you must be the
exception to that rule…
Top Ten things you'd never hear
from Yahiko…
1.
* Waving the sakabatou in Kenshin's face * Come on and take it
from me, you pussy!
2.
Nice ass, Tsubame…
3.
Your love is like a roller coaster, Sano, Sano. I wanna ride!
4.
(To Sano) are you me daddy?
5.
Sure I love you, Sakura… Sasami??… Serena???… oh, yeah, right Tsubame…
6.
It's all about give and take, Kenshin. I give it up the ass
and you take it…
7.
That's right, Tsubame… up and down… up and down… up and down…
8.
Look, Kaoru! Sano taught me some new 'strokes' last night…
9.
Nice ass, Sano…
10. Just
think of it as some ice cream, Tsubame… that's right, lick it reaaaaaal
slowwwww….
