The Emperor's New Groove:
Falling in Love Isn't For an Emperor
Chapter 1: Zelma: The Daughter of Yzma
Let me see...how to start this story, how to start this story. Well, ahem. Good evening, or afternoon, or morning, whatever time of the day it is. Anyways, this is a story, about an emperor, who lived long ago in this Incan kingdom. His name was Kuzco, and yes, I am that emperor. Sound familiar, eh? Well, you probably know me as this: *flashes to the little llama* But now I'm this: *Flashes to Kuzco, smiling* Not that: *Llama* This: *Kuzco* Loser: *Llama* Winner: *Kuzco*
Ok, I think you've got the point. So anyway, it was exactly one year after I was turned into a llama, so that meant it was almost my birthday! Yay yay! *cough* Anyway, So, I'm here, just sitting in my thrown room, enjoying a snack of potato chips when a whole bunch of people come through the door! One guy was a little short dude about only three feet in height and standing next to him was a woman with purple hair and a purple dress on. Hmm, I couldn't help thinking to myself that she looked pretty familiar.
The line that the short guy spoke next nearly killed me.
"Your highness!" He said in a high, squeekish voice. "I would like you to meet Zelma! Your brand new bride!"
My mouth gaped open, my eye twitched, and I sat there with my arms hanging out in front of me like a stupid llama or something. I then screamed. "WHAT!?"
"Your highness! The marriage has already been planned! Since you can't choose a bride on your own, it has been decided you'll have this one. Plus, we only have until the end of summer for you to choose a bride so," If there was a step after death, I would have taken it when he said this next line. "You are to marry the advisor's daughter."
Those words stuck into me like a knife. "Her.....daughter? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I screamed. How could something like this possibly happen to me? I've been good pratically all my life, haven't I? If getting turned into a llama wasn't worse enough, now I've got to face having to marry that....that.....that thing!!! Yuck...Like I would ever marry that witch with a b's daughter...bleck! Life just couldn't have got worse for me! Unfortunally, I was wrong...
That night, I had planned to run away from the palace. I was gonna miss that place loads, but it's better than having to marry someone like THAT! I finally realized, before I left, that I needed at disguise. I mean, I can't just go wandering around! I'm the emperor for Christ's sakes! So, I had just the plan....wasn't too bad, but it wasn't the best plan either.
Meanwhile, Yzma, her daughter Zelma, and Kronk were planning my assasanation, yet again, for about the 5,000,000 time. And Kronk was there because he was so stupid, he forgot Yzma ever insulted him. Also, Yzma was still a little cat, which makes things really funny. So, they were deciding that they were gonna poisen me at a banquit or something, while I was sneaking around behind them. I went over to the cabnet where all sorts of potions were. I grabbed the one with a picture of a llama and hurried out.
Now I know what you're thinking. The guy's going and turning himself back into a llama. He must be crazy! Well, what was I gonna do? Change into a rabbit? A turtle? A whale? Nuh-uh! As embarresing as it may be, I am mostly familiar with being a llama, thank you very much.
Now, even though I didn't want to, I sat in my room and was about to drink this potion. I held it up, and drank, and then changed into.......a llama...
I bounded out of the palace. Where was I headed now? I guess I could have taken that long walk to Pancha's, but it was pretty far. Then again, where else did I have to go?
And so, I started out on my long journey to Pacha's. At least, then, that's where I thought I was going. But that's where I was wrong....
PLEASE! R&R!!! I'm gonna have the next chapter up soon! See ya! ^-^ ~~~JessieofTR
Falling in Love Isn't For an Emperor
Chapter 1: Zelma: The Daughter of Yzma
Let me see...how to start this story, how to start this story. Well, ahem. Good evening, or afternoon, or morning, whatever time of the day it is. Anyways, this is a story, about an emperor, who lived long ago in this Incan kingdom. His name was Kuzco, and yes, I am that emperor. Sound familiar, eh? Well, you probably know me as this: *flashes to the little llama* But now I'm this: *Flashes to Kuzco, smiling* Not that: *Llama* This: *Kuzco* Loser: *Llama* Winner: *Kuzco*
Ok, I think you've got the point. So anyway, it was exactly one year after I was turned into a llama, so that meant it was almost my birthday! Yay yay! *cough* Anyway, So, I'm here, just sitting in my thrown room, enjoying a snack of potato chips when a whole bunch of people come through the door! One guy was a little short dude about only three feet in height and standing next to him was a woman with purple hair and a purple dress on. Hmm, I couldn't help thinking to myself that she looked pretty familiar.
The line that the short guy spoke next nearly killed me.
"Your highness!" He said in a high, squeekish voice. "I would like you to meet Zelma! Your brand new bride!"
My mouth gaped open, my eye twitched, and I sat there with my arms hanging out in front of me like a stupid llama or something. I then screamed. "WHAT!?"
"Your highness! The marriage has already been planned! Since you can't choose a bride on your own, it has been decided you'll have this one. Plus, we only have until the end of summer for you to choose a bride so," If there was a step after death, I would have taken it when he said this next line. "You are to marry the advisor's daughter."
Those words stuck into me like a knife. "Her.....daughter? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I screamed. How could something like this possibly happen to me? I've been good pratically all my life, haven't I? If getting turned into a llama wasn't worse enough, now I've got to face having to marry that....that.....that thing!!! Yuck...Like I would ever marry that witch with a b's daughter...bleck! Life just couldn't have got worse for me! Unfortunally, I was wrong...
That night, I had planned to run away from the palace. I was gonna miss that place loads, but it's better than having to marry someone like THAT! I finally realized, before I left, that I needed at disguise. I mean, I can't just go wandering around! I'm the emperor for Christ's sakes! So, I had just the plan....wasn't too bad, but it wasn't the best plan either.
Meanwhile, Yzma, her daughter Zelma, and Kronk were planning my assasanation, yet again, for about the 5,000,000 time. And Kronk was there because he was so stupid, he forgot Yzma ever insulted him. Also, Yzma was still a little cat, which makes things really funny. So, they were deciding that they were gonna poisen me at a banquit or something, while I was sneaking around behind them. I went over to the cabnet where all sorts of potions were. I grabbed the one with a picture of a llama and hurried out.
Now I know what you're thinking. The guy's going and turning himself back into a llama. He must be crazy! Well, what was I gonna do? Change into a rabbit? A turtle? A whale? Nuh-uh! As embarresing as it may be, I am mostly familiar with being a llama, thank you very much.
Now, even though I didn't want to, I sat in my room and was about to drink this potion. I held it up, and drank, and then changed into.......a llama...
I bounded out of the palace. Where was I headed now? I guess I could have taken that long walk to Pancha's, but it was pretty far. Then again, where else did I have to go?
And so, I started out on my long journey to Pacha's. At least, then, that's where I thought I was going. But that's where I was wrong....
PLEASE! R&R!!! I'm gonna have the next chapter up soon! See ya! ^-^ ~~~JessieofTR