ok! hey people I don't own Gundam wing or any of the character, i wish i did though, its not fair! all those big corporations get everything! I dont own those little chocolate mints either, or taco bell, Geez! i dont own anything in this story!Oh, wait, i own Chantal, Pippa and kit, but they suck to own, always wanting stuff....
~ ~ ~ Taco Bell~ ~ ~
Duo: *munching on a taco* This is sure good food!
Woofei: *eating a burrito* This is injustice! Having to eat at such a place! Save me Nataku!
Kitara: *looking disgustedly at her Quesidilla* Well it's your fault we're here anyways so you can just be quiet!
Heero: *stares at Kitara in awe*
Quatre: *picking at his soft taco* She's right Woofei, if you hadn't tossed that waitress out the window we could've had a nice dinner!
Woofei: It's not my fault that onna said they wouldn't do specialty orders! I wanted my wonton soup! Then she started getting all indignant on me! Such injustice! Nataku should've hurt her!
Duo: *swallow* Well, you did pull a sword out on her.
Heero: Hmn
Trowa: ........
Pippa: -_-;
Woofei: *jumps on the table, pulling out his sword* You dare insult the sword of Nataku?!?! *slips on Quatres taco and flies onto the floor* Aaargh!
Kitara: *laughing her head off* Oh! That was funny! Could you do it again?! *holds her sides and leans on Duo, still laughing* Ouch! My ribs!
Chantal: *looks up from her gordita* I fail to see funny Kitara.....
Duo: *laughing* It seemed pretty funny to me!
Kitara: *tries to glare at Chantal, but cant, nor can she stop laughing*
Woofei: *stands back up furious looking* This is injustice! you will pay onna!
Heero: *looks on, interested in whats going to happen*
Chantal: *looks slightly ticked, mainly because of her painful sunburn* Kitara! Shut up and eat your food!
Duo: *looks aniously between Woofei and Kitara* Hey, now guys, don't start anything....*grins, trying to make them stop*
Woofei: *starts to walk towards Kitara but slips on the already smashed Quatre taco on the floor, falling again* ouch! this is injustice! Nataku save me!
~ ~ ~ The car~ ~ ~
Quatre: *drives happily, singing with his radio station show tunes*
Trowa: Quatre, can we please listen to something else?
Pippa: Really.....
Duo: *has his hands over his ears* Make it stop!!!Please make it stop!
Chantal: I don't see what's wrong with show tunes.....
Heero: *is ignoring the music so it doesnt matter to him*
Woofei: *put himself in suspended animation, so he didn't have to listen to them*
Kitara: *looks like she wants to cry* I can't take anymore!sob tone*suddenly smiles evilly and sings at the top of her voice* This is the song that never ends....
Duo: *laughs and joins her* Yes it goes on and on my friends...
Chantal: Noooo!!! Oh please no!
Quatre: *keeps driving, trying to sing along with his music*
Pippa & Trowa: *join the singing, not too loud though* Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.....
Quatre & Chantal: Noooo!!!!Aaaaaahh!!!
Heero & Woofei: ................................
The other 4: And they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends.....
~ ~ ~Gas Station~ ~ ~
Quatre: *sighs* Thank God you guys finally stopped singing!
Chantal: I have a headache!
Kitara: *voice is all husky from singing so long* Hey, Duo, aren't you proud of yourself for finishing that whole beer song?
Duo: *voice is even worse than Kitaras* Yeah, that's the first time I've ever completed the whole thing!
Heero: Hmmn? (doesnt know what theyre talking about)
Trowa: You were asleep or something Heero...
Woofei: And I just had to wake up at 97 bottles of beer! This is injustice! Save me from the drunks Nataku!
Kitara: *laughs huskily* Come on, I'm thirsty. *walks towards the station doors*
Duo: *comes up behind her and also laughs in his husky voice* Your voice sounds funny, and I'm thirsty too....
Pippa: *nods indicating she was thirsty also and follows*
Quatre & Chantal: *shrug and follow*
a car pulls up and Relena jumps out landing on Heero, car drives away
Relena: Heero! I found you at last!
Heero: *lays on the ground under Relena* Get off me you crazy baka onna!
Woofei: *runs off in the direction of the others* Help! Crazy baka onna on the loose! This is injustice! Save me Nataku!!!! *slams into a wall and is knocked out*
Relena: *sniffs* No one asked his opinion, now did they Heero? *breaks out some rope from a bag she was carrying* Now we can be together forever, right Heero?
Heero: *looks scaredly at the rope* What's THAT for......?
~ ~ ~Car Again~ ~ ~
Everyone: *walks back to the car*
Duo: *looks around* Hey, where'd Heero dissapear to?
Trowa: And Woofei....
Quatre: They always vanish, but for now, we'll have to go on without them.
Chantal: *looks at the almost completely dark sky* Oh no....
Kitara: *looks at Chantal concernedly* What? *looks at the sky* Oh, not good...
Quatre: What do you mean not good?
Duo: Yeah are you all vampires or something?
Pippa: No, but we were supposed to be back at our dorm by now.
Trowa: Why?
Chantal: They lock the doors after dark...
Kitara: And it's Friday, no one is there to let us back in until tomorrow.
Duo: Well that presents a problem doesn't it?
Quatre: Yes, very
Kitara: *shrugs* not really, we can hang out until morning, besides we have some connections
Chantal: Yeah, but we're still far away, at least another 2 hours....
Duo: *light bulb pops up over his head* Hey Quatre! *pulls Quatre to one side*
Quatre: *looks at the lightbulb* Where did that lightbulb come from?
Duo: *pulls Trowa over also* Who cares about the lightbulb, I have an idea...*lightbulb falls onto his head* Ouch!
~ ~ ~Hotel~ ~ ~
Duo: *stops in front of a door*Well ladies, this is your room, and ours is right nextdoor if you need anything! *grins*
Kitara: Are you sure you really want to do this for us? I mean we just met you....
Quatre: *smiles* No problem at all, we're happy to help!
Trowa: ................
Chantal: Well, thank you so very much anyways
Pippa: *nods and walks into their room*
Kitara: *looks egearly into the room, seeing there was little chocolate mints on the pillows she rushed inside*
Quatre: *nods at the girls and steps into his, Duo's and Trowa's room(and for you people who think wrong about this Ill hunt you down and hurt you)*
Duo: *noticed the chocolate mints also and is already eating one as Quatre comes in*
Quatre: *glances a Trowa scaredly* You let him eat chocolate?!?!!
Duo: *giggles*
Trowa: .........
Duo: *gobbles down the other 2 mints*
Quatre: *backs away from Duo, Trowa following* Okay...not good....
~ ~ ~ Girls Room~ ~ ~
Chantal: *is backed against a wall, next to Pippa, and is staring at Kitara in fear* Kitara....settle down....
Kitara: *is laughing crazily, rolling on the floor*
Pippa: *slowly edges towards the door, staring at Kitara* I think there was something in those chocolates....
Chantal: We should go get some help....*runs out the door, Pippa following*
~ ~ ~Boys Room~ ~ ~
Quatre: *is slowly edging towards their door, Trowa in tow* Trowa, on the count of 3 we're gonna run out the door...
Trowa: *nods, staring scaredly at Duo(///_o)*
Duo: *is sitting on the floor, pretending to be in his gundam* Lets go Deathscythe! Anyone who meets me has a date with his maker!
Quatre: *is very scared now(O_o)* 1....
Duo: Yeeehaaaa!
Quatre: *puts his hand on the door knob* 2....
Trowa: *gulp*
Duo: Die OZ Scumbags!
Quatre: *opens the door* 3! *he and Trowa run out the door, slamming it shut behind them and running headlong into Chantal and Pippa*
~ ~ ~Hallway~ ~ ~
Chantal: Kit's gone crazy!
Quatre: So has Duo!
Trowa and Pippa: *look at eachother* Pillow chocolates?
All: Yes! *look at everyone*
Quatre: Something has to be done with Duo, when he's hyper it's....
Trowa: Scary
Quatre: Yes.....
Chantal: When Kitara is hyper, it's dangerous to get near her....
Pippa: *nods*
Quatre: *nudges Trowa* Why dont we lock the 2 crazy ones together and go for some icecream?
Chantal: *smiles evilly* Yes, it's not like they'll hurt eachother, they're both crazy.
Pippa: Sounds good to me..
Trowa: *nods, looking somewhat happy (if he can look happy)
~ ~ ~Icecream Parlour~ ~ ~
Chantal: *happily eating her sundae* This was such a good idea!
Quatre: *laughs* Yes, yes it was...
Pippa: *giggles becoming a bit sugar high herself*
Trowa: *is actually smiling! yes folks, smiling! isnt this a odd story?*
~ ~ ~Hyper People~ ~ ~
Duo: Hey Kit, want some more chocolate?! *falls over laughing*
Kitara: *is rolling around the entire room, laughing* I want more but it all gone!
Duo: *rolls up next to her, pretending to honk* Hey baby, want a ride?
Kitara: *giggles insanely* Piggy back ride?
Duo: *stands up, swaying* Sure! *falls over,hitting his head,
laughing*
Kitara: *giggles more* Duo fall down go BOOM!!!!
Duo: *spinning on the floor* It don't hurt!
Kitara: *starts spinning too* Spin, spin, spin, spin!!!
(ok, enough of this madness for now, is anyone interested to where Woofei and Heero went? I know I am....)
~ ~ ~Very Bright Room~ ~ ~
Woofei: *is strapped to a stainess steel table* Where the Nataku am I?!
Strange voice: You are in an observation room, now be silent, you will come to no harm...
Woofei: Who are you?! *a dark shape comes towards him* Sally?! Sally! What is that for?!?! *looks at a big knife and some sort of metal thing*
Sally: No worries Woofei.....
~ ~ ~ Some Cell In Relena's Mansion~ ~ ~
Heero: *looks around, paranoid* Shes coming for me! I can hear her! The torture! the pain! *falls to the floor twitching* (aww...poor Heero)
ok! if you people like this please tell me so, theres more chapters to come!
~ ~ ~ Taco Bell~ ~ ~
Duo: *munching on a taco* This is sure good food!
Woofei: *eating a burrito* This is injustice! Having to eat at such a place! Save me Nataku!
Kitara: *looking disgustedly at her Quesidilla* Well it's your fault we're here anyways so you can just be quiet!
Heero: *stares at Kitara in awe*
Quatre: *picking at his soft taco* She's right Woofei, if you hadn't tossed that waitress out the window we could've had a nice dinner!
Woofei: It's not my fault that onna said they wouldn't do specialty orders! I wanted my wonton soup! Then she started getting all indignant on me! Such injustice! Nataku should've hurt her!
Duo: *swallow* Well, you did pull a sword out on her.
Heero: Hmn
Trowa: ........
Pippa: -_-;
Woofei: *jumps on the table, pulling out his sword* You dare insult the sword of Nataku?!?! *slips on Quatres taco and flies onto the floor* Aaargh!
Kitara: *laughing her head off* Oh! That was funny! Could you do it again?! *holds her sides and leans on Duo, still laughing* Ouch! My ribs!
Chantal: *looks up from her gordita* I fail to see funny Kitara.....
Duo: *laughing* It seemed pretty funny to me!
Kitara: *tries to glare at Chantal, but cant, nor can she stop laughing*
Woofei: *stands back up furious looking* This is injustice! you will pay onna!
Heero: *looks on, interested in whats going to happen*
Chantal: *looks slightly ticked, mainly because of her painful sunburn* Kitara! Shut up and eat your food!
Duo: *looks aniously between Woofei and Kitara* Hey, now guys, don't start anything....*grins, trying to make them stop*
Woofei: *starts to walk towards Kitara but slips on the already smashed Quatre taco on the floor, falling again* ouch! this is injustice! Nataku save me!
~ ~ ~ The car~ ~ ~
Quatre: *drives happily, singing with his radio station show tunes*
Trowa: Quatre, can we please listen to something else?
Pippa: Really.....
Duo: *has his hands over his ears* Make it stop!!!Please make it stop!
Chantal: I don't see what's wrong with show tunes.....
Heero: *is ignoring the music so it doesnt matter to him*
Woofei: *put himself in suspended animation, so he didn't have to listen to them*
Kitara: *looks like she wants to cry* I can't take anymore!sob tone*suddenly smiles evilly and sings at the top of her voice* This is the song that never ends....
Duo: *laughs and joins her* Yes it goes on and on my friends...
Chantal: Noooo!!! Oh please no!
Quatre: *keeps driving, trying to sing along with his music*
Pippa & Trowa: *join the singing, not too loud though* Some people started singing it not knowing what it was.....
Quatre & Chantal: Noooo!!!!Aaaaaahh!!!
Heero & Woofei: ................................
The other 4: And they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends.....
~ ~ ~Gas Station~ ~ ~
Quatre: *sighs* Thank God you guys finally stopped singing!
Chantal: I have a headache!
Kitara: *voice is all husky from singing so long* Hey, Duo, aren't you proud of yourself for finishing that whole beer song?
Duo: *voice is even worse than Kitaras* Yeah, that's the first time I've ever completed the whole thing!
Heero: Hmmn? (doesnt know what theyre talking about)
Trowa: You were asleep or something Heero...
Woofei: And I just had to wake up at 97 bottles of beer! This is injustice! Save me from the drunks Nataku!
Kitara: *laughs huskily* Come on, I'm thirsty. *walks towards the station doors*
Duo: *comes up behind her and also laughs in his husky voice* Your voice sounds funny, and I'm thirsty too....
Pippa: *nods indicating she was thirsty also and follows*
Quatre & Chantal: *shrug and follow*
a car pulls up and Relena jumps out landing on Heero, car drives away
Relena: Heero! I found you at last!
Heero: *lays on the ground under Relena* Get off me you crazy baka onna!
Woofei: *runs off in the direction of the others* Help! Crazy baka onna on the loose! This is injustice! Save me Nataku!!!! *slams into a wall and is knocked out*
Relena: *sniffs* No one asked his opinion, now did they Heero? *breaks out some rope from a bag she was carrying* Now we can be together forever, right Heero?
Heero: *looks scaredly at the rope* What's THAT for......?
~ ~ ~Car Again~ ~ ~
Everyone: *walks back to the car*
Duo: *looks around* Hey, where'd Heero dissapear to?
Trowa: And Woofei....
Quatre: They always vanish, but for now, we'll have to go on without them.
Chantal: *looks at the almost completely dark sky* Oh no....
Kitara: *looks at Chantal concernedly* What? *looks at the sky* Oh, not good...
Quatre: What do you mean not good?
Duo: Yeah are you all vampires or something?
Pippa: No, but we were supposed to be back at our dorm by now.
Trowa: Why?
Chantal: They lock the doors after dark...
Kitara: And it's Friday, no one is there to let us back in until tomorrow.
Duo: Well that presents a problem doesn't it?
Quatre: Yes, very
Kitara: *shrugs* not really, we can hang out until morning, besides we have some connections
Chantal: Yeah, but we're still far away, at least another 2 hours....
Duo: *light bulb pops up over his head* Hey Quatre! *pulls Quatre to one side*
Quatre: *looks at the lightbulb* Where did that lightbulb come from?
Duo: *pulls Trowa over also* Who cares about the lightbulb, I have an idea...*lightbulb falls onto his head* Ouch!
~ ~ ~Hotel~ ~ ~
Duo: *stops in front of a door*Well ladies, this is your room, and ours is right nextdoor if you need anything! *grins*
Kitara: Are you sure you really want to do this for us? I mean we just met you....
Quatre: *smiles* No problem at all, we're happy to help!
Trowa: ................
Chantal: Well, thank you so very much anyways
Pippa: *nods and walks into their room*
Kitara: *looks egearly into the room, seeing there was little chocolate mints on the pillows she rushed inside*
Quatre: *nods at the girls and steps into his, Duo's and Trowa's room(and for you people who think wrong about this Ill hunt you down and hurt you)*
Duo: *noticed the chocolate mints also and is already eating one as Quatre comes in*
Quatre: *glances a Trowa scaredly* You let him eat chocolate?!?!!
Duo: *giggles*
Trowa: .........
Duo: *gobbles down the other 2 mints*
Quatre: *backs away from Duo, Trowa following* Okay...not good....
~ ~ ~ Girls Room~ ~ ~
Chantal: *is backed against a wall, next to Pippa, and is staring at Kitara in fear* Kitara....settle down....
Kitara: *is laughing crazily, rolling on the floor*
Pippa: *slowly edges towards the door, staring at Kitara* I think there was something in those chocolates....
Chantal: We should go get some help....*runs out the door, Pippa following*
~ ~ ~Boys Room~ ~ ~
Quatre: *is slowly edging towards their door, Trowa in tow* Trowa, on the count of 3 we're gonna run out the door...
Trowa: *nods, staring scaredly at Duo(///_o)*
Duo: *is sitting on the floor, pretending to be in his gundam* Lets go Deathscythe! Anyone who meets me has a date with his maker!
Quatre: *is very scared now(O_o)* 1....
Duo: Yeeehaaaa!
Quatre: *puts his hand on the door knob* 2....
Trowa: *gulp*
Duo: Die OZ Scumbags!
Quatre: *opens the door* 3! *he and Trowa run out the door, slamming it shut behind them and running headlong into Chantal and Pippa*
~ ~ ~Hallway~ ~ ~
Chantal: Kit's gone crazy!
Quatre: So has Duo!
Trowa and Pippa: *look at eachother* Pillow chocolates?
All: Yes! *look at everyone*
Quatre: Something has to be done with Duo, when he's hyper it's....
Trowa: Scary
Quatre: Yes.....
Chantal: When Kitara is hyper, it's dangerous to get near her....
Pippa: *nods*
Quatre: *nudges Trowa* Why dont we lock the 2 crazy ones together and go for some icecream?
Chantal: *smiles evilly* Yes, it's not like they'll hurt eachother, they're both crazy.
Pippa: Sounds good to me..
Trowa: *nods, looking somewhat happy (if he can look happy)
~ ~ ~Icecream Parlour~ ~ ~
Chantal: *happily eating her sundae* This was such a good idea!
Quatre: *laughs* Yes, yes it was...
Pippa: *giggles becoming a bit sugar high herself*
Trowa: *is actually smiling! yes folks, smiling! isnt this a odd story?*
~ ~ ~Hyper People~ ~ ~
Duo: Hey Kit, want some more chocolate?! *falls over laughing*
Kitara: *is rolling around the entire room, laughing* I want more but it all gone!
Duo: *rolls up next to her, pretending to honk* Hey baby, want a ride?
Kitara: *giggles insanely* Piggy back ride?
Duo: *stands up, swaying* Sure! *falls over,hitting his head,
laughing*
Kitara: *giggles more* Duo fall down go BOOM!!!!
Duo: *spinning on the floor* It don't hurt!
Kitara: *starts spinning too* Spin, spin, spin, spin!!!
(ok, enough of this madness for now, is anyone interested to where Woofei and Heero went? I know I am....)
~ ~ ~Very Bright Room~ ~ ~
Woofei: *is strapped to a stainess steel table* Where the Nataku am I?!
Strange voice: You are in an observation room, now be silent, you will come to no harm...
Woofei: Who are you?! *a dark shape comes towards him* Sally?! Sally! What is that for?!?! *looks at a big knife and some sort of metal thing*
Sally: No worries Woofei.....
~ ~ ~ Some Cell In Relena's Mansion~ ~ ~
Heero: *looks around, paranoid* Shes coming for me! I can hear her! The torture! the pain! *falls to the floor twitching* (aww...poor Heero)
ok! if you people like this please tell me so, theres more chapters to come!