Two Great Game Gurus
What We Think About
Author's Notes: Ok, this is a poor attempt at humour, so keep flaming to a minimum. Try to
keep in mind that this was written very late at night by two teenage girls who have just been
chowing down on their stash of Easter chocolate (and pot in Divine Sorceress' case *laughs
evilly*).
This starts out at our high school where Divine Sorceress (DS) and Tears of Stardust (TOS) go to
school (amazing eh?) The cast of Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9 and The Legend of Dragoon are
wandering around for some reason or another (maybe they're after our evil vice principal???)
Also, names have been changed to protect the innocent.
So anyways, enjoy our dose of insanity.
*The bell rings to signal first break and people are milling around in the halls or going out to
have a smoke, the cast of the games are the hot topic of gossip because of their funny clothes
and huge weapons*
Albert: What are we doing here anyway? The Moon That Never Sets is about to set and we're
standing around having kids laugh at us
Meru: I wanna go home *starts pouting*
Squall: ...whatever
*Seifer shows up with his posse*
Seifer: Like my pants? I found them in this big bin outside and they smelled kinda funny but
they look great!
Rinoa: Damn, you look fine. See ya later Squall, Seifer's my one and only
Squall: ...whatever
Barret: Damn man, pull yo self together foo, we gotta find a way to get outta here
*whole cast is looking around the bizarre layout of the school*
Fro*a friend of mine* : Hey guys, what's up?
Fujin: NOT WELCOME
Rajin: Fujin doesn't like bimbos, ya know?
Rinoa: Hey, what about me?
Fujin: RAGE
Rajin: Fujin was saying that she'd kill you if you weren't the boss' ho
Cloud: Who has hos? I want me some more hoes!
Tifa: I'm right here pimp-daddy Cloud
Cloud: There's my bitch
Steiner: You shouldn't talk to a lady like that!
Cloud: You got a problem with what I say to my hoes, scrub
Steiner: ...what's a scrub?
Garnet: Hey, leave Steiner alone!
Seifer: Aren't my pants nice and shiny?
Squall: Goddammit, I'm gonna kill you! *stabs Seifer, Seifer dies* I mean...whatever
Fujin: RAGE
Rajin: Fujin was saying that we might have to kick your ass, ya know?
Squall: ...whatever
Fujin: LEAVE
Rajin: We're going now, ya know? *they leave*
DS: Holy sh*t! I know you guys! *points to Barret* You're Mr. T!
Barret: I don't know what yo talking about foo
Aeris: Watch your mouth young man. Your daughter is present.
Cloud: Aeris, you're alive!
Aeris: Yeah, I've been alive all this time. You didn't even check for my pulse before you put me
in the lake. Me and Sephiroth had that April Fools joke planned for a long time
Cloud: Well then, you know where to come later, right?
Aeris: You still got that old shack? Last time I was there, I got splinters all over my a$$
Dart: Where is this shack?
Cloud: Out in the woods
Dart: Alright, maybe someday me and Lavitz should check it out...
Lavitz: Oh stop *gives Dart a kiss on the cheek and a slap on the ass*
Dart: How about we go to the shack right now?
Lavitz: I'm ready if you are *they leave hand in hand*
Shana: Oh man, Dart was my boyfriend. Now I have nothing left to do with my time than collect
Pokemon cards and watch Teletubbies
Stiener: Why don't you come to the castle for a private tour, lady Shana
Shana: Sure, sweet thang *they leave, Steiner carrying Shana over his shoulder*
Nanaki: Something seems to be quite wrong here, as if we were being manipulated somehow
Vincent: I agree, I sense a disturbance in the force. I must contact the Jedi Council
*TOS shows up* TOS: What's been up my sister? *gives DS a high five* What's been going
down so far?
DS: Lavitz and Dart left together like the gay she-males they are, Steiner and Shana left to get
some action, Squall killed Seifer because Seifer kept talking about his pants, and Fujin and Rajin
left.
TOS: Excellent, everything's going according to plan. Mwa ha ha ha!
Wow, you actually read that whole thing? Remember that this is only our sick attempt at
humour and any character bashing is unintentional. Stick around for more.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything mentioned beforehand *except for DS and TOS* because if
we did we wouldn't be writing this, we'd be swimming in our piles of money instead.
What We Think About
Author's Notes: Ok, this is a poor attempt at humour, so keep flaming to a minimum. Try to
keep in mind that this was written very late at night by two teenage girls who have just been
chowing down on their stash of Easter chocolate (and pot in Divine Sorceress' case *laughs
evilly*).
This starts out at our high school where Divine Sorceress (DS) and Tears of Stardust (TOS) go to
school (amazing eh?) The cast of Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9 and The Legend of Dragoon are
wandering around for some reason or another (maybe they're after our evil vice principal???)
Also, names have been changed to protect the innocent.
So anyways, enjoy our dose of insanity.
*The bell rings to signal first break and people are milling around in the halls or going out to
have a smoke, the cast of the games are the hot topic of gossip because of their funny clothes
and huge weapons*
Albert: What are we doing here anyway? The Moon That Never Sets is about to set and we're
standing around having kids laugh at us
Meru: I wanna go home *starts pouting*
Squall: ...whatever
*Seifer shows up with his posse*
Seifer: Like my pants? I found them in this big bin outside and they smelled kinda funny but
they look great!
Rinoa: Damn, you look fine. See ya later Squall, Seifer's my one and only
Squall: ...whatever
Barret: Damn man, pull yo self together foo, we gotta find a way to get outta here
*whole cast is looking around the bizarre layout of the school*
Fro*a friend of mine* : Hey guys, what's up?
Fujin: NOT WELCOME
Rajin: Fujin doesn't like bimbos, ya know?
Rinoa: Hey, what about me?
Fujin: RAGE
Rajin: Fujin was saying that she'd kill you if you weren't the boss' ho
Cloud: Who has hos? I want me some more hoes!
Tifa: I'm right here pimp-daddy Cloud
Cloud: There's my bitch
Steiner: You shouldn't talk to a lady like that!
Cloud: You got a problem with what I say to my hoes, scrub
Steiner: ...what's a scrub?
Garnet: Hey, leave Steiner alone!
Seifer: Aren't my pants nice and shiny?
Squall: Goddammit, I'm gonna kill you! *stabs Seifer, Seifer dies* I mean...whatever
Fujin: RAGE
Rajin: Fujin was saying that we might have to kick your ass, ya know?
Squall: ...whatever
Fujin: LEAVE
Rajin: We're going now, ya know? *they leave*
DS: Holy sh*t! I know you guys! *points to Barret* You're Mr. T!
Barret: I don't know what yo talking about foo
Aeris: Watch your mouth young man. Your daughter is present.
Cloud: Aeris, you're alive!
Aeris: Yeah, I've been alive all this time. You didn't even check for my pulse before you put me
in the lake. Me and Sephiroth had that April Fools joke planned for a long time
Cloud: Well then, you know where to come later, right?
Aeris: You still got that old shack? Last time I was there, I got splinters all over my a$$
Dart: Where is this shack?
Cloud: Out in the woods
Dart: Alright, maybe someday me and Lavitz should check it out...
Lavitz: Oh stop *gives Dart a kiss on the cheek and a slap on the ass*
Dart: How about we go to the shack right now?
Lavitz: I'm ready if you are *they leave hand in hand*
Shana: Oh man, Dart was my boyfriend. Now I have nothing left to do with my time than collect
Pokemon cards and watch Teletubbies
Stiener: Why don't you come to the castle for a private tour, lady Shana
Shana: Sure, sweet thang *they leave, Steiner carrying Shana over his shoulder*
Nanaki: Something seems to be quite wrong here, as if we were being manipulated somehow
Vincent: I agree, I sense a disturbance in the force. I must contact the Jedi Council
*TOS shows up* TOS: What's been up my sister? *gives DS a high five* What's been going
down so far?
DS: Lavitz and Dart left together like the gay she-males they are, Steiner and Shana left to get
some action, Squall killed Seifer because Seifer kept talking about his pants, and Fujin and Rajin
left.
TOS: Excellent, everything's going according to plan. Mwa ha ha ha!
Wow, you actually read that whole thing? Remember that this is only our sick attempt at
humour and any character bashing is unintentional. Stick around for more.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything mentioned beforehand *except for DS and TOS* because if
we did we wouldn't be writing this, we'd be swimming in our piles of money instead.