Behind the Scenes of Parasite Eve & Final Fantasy 8
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It's kinda like a crossover. I got the idea from the FF8 Bloopers RiNoA wrote. Dang...those were a laugh and a half ^.^
Disclaimer: Aya Brea, Parasite Eve, FF8 and characters are ALLLLLL © Squaresoft. They're not mine, but sometimes I wish they were. Mwahaha..
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[The Director's room]
Director: Well, you see, the name is called Final Fantasy 57. The story includes some of Square's best characters and such. We've chosen Aya Brea from Parasite Eve 1 AND 2...and then the characters from Final Fantasy 8. And...
*the director takes sip of "apple juice," then spits it out quickly*
Director: UGH! What is this?! It takes like pis--
*Zell rushes in and looks spots the cup the director is holding.*
Zell: There's the urine sample! The doctor needs that!
*the director glares at Zell*
Zell: Whoa, don't tell me you drank that, you gotta be pretty stupid to do that!
Director: GET OUT!!!!
*Zell backs away, taking the cup*
[In Aya's trailer]
*Seifer enters the trailer. Aya turns around, topless*
Aya: SEIFER! WHAT THE $%#@ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
*she covers her chest with a pillow*
*Squall just happens to wander by*
Squall: !! *he peeks into the trailer* ...Niiice...go Seifer. *snickers*
Seifer: Shut up, puberty boy.
Squall: ....
Seifer: Don't make me complete that scar of yours...
Squall: Huh?
Seifer: *drawing his gunblade* 'X' marks the spot.
Squall: ACK!
*Squall runs off, Seifer turns back to Aya*
Seifer: Wow..this is better than that shower scen--
*He's interrupted as Aya chucks a video cassette at him*
[In Quistis' trailer]
*Quistis, Selphie, Irvine, and Rinoa sit there, practicing lines for the story*
Quistis: All right, Selphie, from the top.
Selphie: Okie dokie.
Quistis: Selphie watch out!
Selphie: Watch out for what?
*Quistis slaps forehead*
Selphie: What?
Quistis: Nevermind...let's start from another part of the story.
Irvine: This is great!
Rinoa: Huh?
Irvine: *putting his arm around Rinoa* I'm surrounded by 3 beautiful chicks. Could this get any better?
*Aya walks into the trailer*
Irvine: WHOA! She be a hottie, too!
Aya: *points to Irvine* He's the town drunk, right?
Irvine: Only drunk for your love.
Aya: ....
*Aya sits down next to Quistis and pulls out her script*
Aya: Where are you guys?
*Quistis points out the line to Aya*
Aya: Mmmk...uh...that's Zell's line.
Selphie: Where IS Zell?
Irvine: Aw, don't worry 'bout him, sexy lady, he's probably in his trailer.
Quistis: I'll go check.
[In Zell's trailer]
*Quisits walks in, and peeks in, seeing Zell drawing on his face with a black sharpie*
Quistis: Uhm...Zell? What are you doing..?
Zell: *surprised* AH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! *hides his face and falls off the chair*
*Quisitis grabs his hands and looks at his face, seeing a half completed tattoo on his cheek*
Quistis: !! So it's not real?!
Zell: Of course not! I...I...I was too scared to get a real one..
Quistis: *snickers* I see. Is your hair real, too? *pulls his hair*
Zell: OW! Yes! Now, what are you doing in my trailer?
Quistis: We're practicing lines, get moving.
Zell: Ok, lemme finish my tattoo.
Quistis: NO. *she grabs him and drags him out*
[Back in Quistis' trailer]
*Quistis walks in again, Zell following quite a distance behind her, a paper bag over his head*
Selphie: Ok, Zell, I know teenage acne's embarrassing, but you don't have to hide your face.
Zell: *running into the door jamb* Oh #@$%! Who put a door frame there?
Aya: *looking up* Maybe you should cut eye holes in that bag of yours.
Selphie: *grabbing a pair of scissors* I'll do it for ya, Zell!
Zell: OW! MY EYE!
Selphie: Er...oops?
Aya: *shaking her head* Teenagers...
*Director runs in*
Director: All right people! On the set! Hurry up, chop chop! Where are Squall and Seifer.
*Blade clashing sounds in background*
Director: Oh no..
[To be continued...]
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It's kinda like a crossover. I got the idea from the FF8 Bloopers RiNoA wrote. Dang...those were a laugh and a half ^.^
Disclaimer: Aya Brea, Parasite Eve, FF8 and characters are ALLLLLL © Squaresoft. They're not mine, but sometimes I wish they were. Mwahaha..
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[The Director's room]
Director: Well, you see, the name is called Final Fantasy 57. The story includes some of Square's best characters and such. We've chosen Aya Brea from Parasite Eve 1 AND 2...and then the characters from Final Fantasy 8. And...
*the director takes sip of "apple juice," then spits it out quickly*
Director: UGH! What is this?! It takes like pis--
*Zell rushes in and looks spots the cup the director is holding.*
Zell: There's the urine sample! The doctor needs that!
*the director glares at Zell*
Zell: Whoa, don't tell me you drank that, you gotta be pretty stupid to do that!
Director: GET OUT!!!!
*Zell backs away, taking the cup*
[In Aya's trailer]
*Seifer enters the trailer. Aya turns around, topless*
Aya: SEIFER! WHAT THE $%#@ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
*she covers her chest with a pillow*
*Squall just happens to wander by*
Squall: !! *he peeks into the trailer* ...Niiice...go Seifer. *snickers*
Seifer: Shut up, puberty boy.
Squall: ....
Seifer: Don't make me complete that scar of yours...
Squall: Huh?
Seifer: *drawing his gunblade* 'X' marks the spot.
Squall: ACK!
*Squall runs off, Seifer turns back to Aya*
Seifer: Wow..this is better than that shower scen--
*He's interrupted as Aya chucks a video cassette at him*
[In Quistis' trailer]
*Quistis, Selphie, Irvine, and Rinoa sit there, practicing lines for the story*
Quistis: All right, Selphie, from the top.
Selphie: Okie dokie.
Quistis: Selphie watch out!
Selphie: Watch out for what?
*Quistis slaps forehead*
Selphie: What?
Quistis: Nevermind...let's start from another part of the story.
Irvine: This is great!
Rinoa: Huh?
Irvine: *putting his arm around Rinoa* I'm surrounded by 3 beautiful chicks. Could this get any better?
*Aya walks into the trailer*
Irvine: WHOA! She be a hottie, too!
Aya: *points to Irvine* He's the town drunk, right?
Irvine: Only drunk for your love.
Aya: ....
*Aya sits down next to Quistis and pulls out her script*
Aya: Where are you guys?
*Quistis points out the line to Aya*
Aya: Mmmk...uh...that's Zell's line.
Selphie: Where IS Zell?
Irvine: Aw, don't worry 'bout him, sexy lady, he's probably in his trailer.
Quistis: I'll go check.
[In Zell's trailer]
*Quisits walks in, and peeks in, seeing Zell drawing on his face with a black sharpie*
Quistis: Uhm...Zell? What are you doing..?
Zell: *surprised* AH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! *hides his face and falls off the chair*
*Quisitis grabs his hands and looks at his face, seeing a half completed tattoo on his cheek*
Quistis: !! So it's not real?!
Zell: Of course not! I...I...I was too scared to get a real one..
Quistis: *snickers* I see. Is your hair real, too? *pulls his hair*
Zell: OW! Yes! Now, what are you doing in my trailer?
Quistis: We're practicing lines, get moving.
Zell: Ok, lemme finish my tattoo.
Quistis: NO. *she grabs him and drags him out*
[Back in Quistis' trailer]
*Quistis walks in again, Zell following quite a distance behind her, a paper bag over his head*
Selphie: Ok, Zell, I know teenage acne's embarrassing, but you don't have to hide your face.
Zell: *running into the door jamb* Oh #@$%! Who put a door frame there?
Aya: *looking up* Maybe you should cut eye holes in that bag of yours.
Selphie: *grabbing a pair of scissors* I'll do it for ya, Zell!
Zell: OW! MY EYE!
Selphie: Er...oops?
Aya: *shaking her head* Teenagers...
*Director runs in*
Director: All right people! On the set! Hurry up, chop chop! Where are Squall and Seifer.
*Blade clashing sounds in background*
Director: Oh no..
[To be continued...]