Two Game Gurus
What We Think About Part 2!
Disclaimer: We don't own nothing cept for me and her *TOS & DS* (I think bad grammar's
funny!).
Anyways, we wrote this after pulling something from a swamp near one of my neighbours house
while DS was busy doing something (if you read the first part of the first chapter then you'd
know what we're talking about, if not, sux to be you cuz we don't give out spoilers) and so the
toxic fumes might have made us a little insane at the moment *cackles evilly* So enjoy!
DS: What master plan is that?
TOS: Well it involves me and Squall, naked....
DS: Hey! This is a PG-13 rated story!
TOS: Well, then we'll just have to change the rating then, won't we?
DS: Umm...
Announcer: This program has been brought to you by The Stag Shop, a little house made for all
the lovers out there. And now here's....Rufus!
Rufus: Welcome to Rufus' House of Love! *a voice is heard in the background 'It's Rufus Lake,
dumbass'* Oh, right, welcome to Rufus Lake! Today we have a special lineup for you, but first
we'll start out with Kuja! Come on out Kuja!
*booing is heard from the audience as Kuja comes out blowing kisses. Kuja and Rufus shake
hands and Kuja sits down* Kuja: It's such an honour to be here!
Rufus: Well, why don't you tell the audience why you're here in the first place?
Random Audience Member: Get off the floor!
Kuja: Well, I have a hard time convincing people that I'm actually a guy
Rufus: And why is that?
Kuja: Because of my thong skirt! *Gets up and starts doing Britney Spears dances. Audience
throws things @ him and he is hit in the head and knocked unconscious*
Rufus: Shall we take this opportunity to see what's REALLY under his thong skirt? *Audience
starts cheering and then Rufus lifts up the thong skirt* Oh God no! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
*Starts to crawl around on the floor yelling for help, audience cheers*
*Zell jumps on stage with a hotdog in his mouth while dragging Shana along* Zell: Hey all,
what's up?
Shana: Zell, where did you get that hotdog?
Zell: I found it. I had to get a bun for it of course. Anyways, I thought you were off with
Steiner?
*Cat calls are heard from the audience* Shana: Well, I got kinda pissed off at him and...while,
let's say he's missing something very important to him
Zell: His armour?
Shana: No you idiot! His penis!
*Zell looks at hotdog* Zell: Maybe that's why it tasted funny
Shana: You are such a moron Zell *Shana leaves*
Zell: Anyways, up next is a couple that's had a sex change! Please welcome...Fujin and Rajin!
*Audience is standing on chairs cheering*
*Fu and Raj walk in and sit down* Zell: So, what prompted you two to get your sex changes?
Fujin: KIDS
Rajin: Fujin was saying that she didn't want to suffer through childbirth but she wanted kids, so
she and I switched sexes, ya know?
Zell: Haven't you two ever heard of adoption?
Fujin: RAGE *kicks Zell where the sun don't shine and she left with Rajin*
Zell: Talk about messing with your mind. Anyways, like these pants I found? Actually, I pulled
them off Seifer's dead body, aren't they cool?
*Squall appears from out of nowhere* Squall: Goddammit, I'm gonna kill you! *stabs Zell, Zell
dies* I mean...whatever
TOS: Ha ha, it's all falling into place. As soon as I put those pants on that bitch Heartilly, then
Squall will be mine! Mwa ha ha!
DS: Can I put those pants on Shana too? I want Albert!
Author's Note: Wow, this was even more pathetic then the first part. Now we're gunning for
flames. So flame, flame, Mwa ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What We Think About Part 2!
Disclaimer: We don't own nothing cept for me and her *TOS & DS* (I think bad grammar's
funny!).
Anyways, we wrote this after pulling something from a swamp near one of my neighbours house
while DS was busy doing something (if you read the first part of the first chapter then you'd
know what we're talking about, if not, sux to be you cuz we don't give out spoilers) and so the
toxic fumes might have made us a little insane at the moment *cackles evilly* So enjoy!
DS: What master plan is that?
TOS: Well it involves me and Squall, naked....
DS: Hey! This is a PG-13 rated story!
TOS: Well, then we'll just have to change the rating then, won't we?
DS: Umm...
Announcer: This program has been brought to you by The Stag Shop, a little house made for all
the lovers out there. And now here's....Rufus!
Rufus: Welcome to Rufus' House of Love! *a voice is heard in the background 'It's Rufus Lake,
dumbass'* Oh, right, welcome to Rufus Lake! Today we have a special lineup for you, but first
we'll start out with Kuja! Come on out Kuja!
*booing is heard from the audience as Kuja comes out blowing kisses. Kuja and Rufus shake
hands and Kuja sits down* Kuja: It's such an honour to be here!
Rufus: Well, why don't you tell the audience why you're here in the first place?
Random Audience Member: Get off the floor!
Kuja: Well, I have a hard time convincing people that I'm actually a guy
Rufus: And why is that?
Kuja: Because of my thong skirt! *Gets up and starts doing Britney Spears dances. Audience
throws things @ him and he is hit in the head and knocked unconscious*
Rufus: Shall we take this opportunity to see what's REALLY under his thong skirt? *Audience
starts cheering and then Rufus lifts up the thong skirt* Oh God no! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
*Starts to crawl around on the floor yelling for help, audience cheers*
*Zell jumps on stage with a hotdog in his mouth while dragging Shana along* Zell: Hey all,
what's up?
Shana: Zell, where did you get that hotdog?
Zell: I found it. I had to get a bun for it of course. Anyways, I thought you were off with
Steiner?
*Cat calls are heard from the audience* Shana: Well, I got kinda pissed off at him and...while,
let's say he's missing something very important to him
Zell: His armour?
Shana: No you idiot! His penis!
*Zell looks at hotdog* Zell: Maybe that's why it tasted funny
Shana: You are such a moron Zell *Shana leaves*
Zell: Anyways, up next is a couple that's had a sex change! Please welcome...Fujin and Rajin!
*Audience is standing on chairs cheering*
*Fu and Raj walk in and sit down* Zell: So, what prompted you two to get your sex changes?
Fujin: KIDS
Rajin: Fujin was saying that she didn't want to suffer through childbirth but she wanted kids, so
she and I switched sexes, ya know?
Zell: Haven't you two ever heard of adoption?
Fujin: RAGE *kicks Zell where the sun don't shine and she left with Rajin*
Zell: Talk about messing with your mind. Anyways, like these pants I found? Actually, I pulled
them off Seifer's dead body, aren't they cool?
*Squall appears from out of nowhere* Squall: Goddammit, I'm gonna kill you! *stabs Zell, Zell
dies* I mean...whatever
TOS: Ha ha, it's all falling into place. As soon as I put those pants on that bitch Heartilly, then
Squall will be mine! Mwa ha ha!
DS: Can I put those pants on Shana too? I want Albert!
Author's Note: Wow, this was even more pathetic then the first part. Now we're gunning for
flames. So flame, flame, Mwa ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!