[On the set]
*Squall and Seifer run in, sliding into a dramatic pose, only to receive annoyed looks from the rest of the cast*
Squall: ....I TOLD you doing this wouldn't work!
Seifer: Shut up, let's just get back to normal. *stands up* Well?
Squall: ....
Seifer: What's wrong?
Squall: I can't move.
Seifer: And why would that be?
Squall: My pants are too tight .
Seifer: ....MEDIC.
Squall: AH! MY LEGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
[Same scene, this time, Squall's in a looser pair of leather pants.]
*Aya, Selphie, and Quistis are on the set, a jungle scene. A monster pops up*
Selphie: Oh my gosh! That's big!
Quistis: We can take it.
Aya: Bring it on, Fatty.
Quistis: Did you just call me fat?
Aya: No, no! The monster!
Selphie: It's not fat. Looks kinda skinny to me.
Director: Cut. What are you doing?
Quistis: I thought she called me fat!
Aya: I didn't!
Selphie: STOP ARGUING!
*Selphie runs off, sobbing. Irvine tries to catch her and comfort her, but is knocked over*
Irvine: Aw man...Selphie! Irvine wants a hug!
Selphie: *from trailer* IRVINE'S NOT GONNA GET A HUG!
Direction: Argh..get to your places, people.
[Back in the jungle scene. Everyone gets their lines right and Aya is knocked down.]
Aya: dot dot dot
Director: CUT! Aya, what are you doing?!
Aya: I'm reciting my lines!
Director: Ok. "...." is NOT said, "dot dot dot." It's a mumble, like Squall!
Squall: What?
Director: Nothing, Squall.
Squall: Are you making fun of me again?!
Director: Of course not.
Squall: ....
Director: THAT'S IT! That's THE mumble! Do what Squall did!
Aya: Ok...
Director: Let's take it again, everyone!
[Backstage]
Selphie: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Irvine: Selphie, honey, what's wrong?
Selphie: They..*sniff* won't *sniff sniff* stop arguing *blows nose: ppppppppfffftttt!*
Irvine: Aw, Irvine will make you feel better! *hugs her*
Selphie: Teehee! I lub you, Irvine!
Irvine: I love you too, Selphie.
Familiar voice: AWWWWWW. How sweet! I'm getting cavities.
Selphie: SEIFER!
*Seifer turns off the video camera and runs off*
Selphie: Git your trench-coated butt over here, Seifer!
Seifer: Can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread ma--OOF.
*Seifer runs into Zell*
Seifer: Watch where you're going, chicken-wuss! *notices that Zell's wearing a paper bag over his head* What the hell are you wearing?
Zell: Nothing...*he walks off*
Seifer: Riiight. Now, I gotta send this film to 'Days of Our Lives'
Selphie: Oh no you don't!
Seifer: *turning around* WHA?!
*Selphie attempts to tackle him, but heavy boots, long legs, and a short skirt don't really go together. She trips.*
Irvine: Ah! Selphie! I'll save you! *catches her, but hits the floor himself, Selphie on top of him. His hat falls off and Selphie's hair gets messed up, making it look like they just made out on the floor*
Seifer: *taking a picture* ALL RIGHT! * runs off*
*Selphie cries*
Irvine: It's not THAT bad...hehe.
[Onward!]
*Squall and Seifer run in, sliding into a dramatic pose, only to receive annoyed looks from the rest of the cast*
Squall: ....I TOLD you doing this wouldn't work!
Seifer: Shut up, let's just get back to normal. *stands up* Well?
Squall: ....
Seifer: What's wrong?
Squall: I can't move.
Seifer: And why would that be?
Squall: My pants are too tight .
Seifer: ....MEDIC.
Squall: AH! MY LEGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
[Same scene, this time, Squall's in a looser pair of leather pants.]
*Aya, Selphie, and Quistis are on the set, a jungle scene. A monster pops up*
Selphie: Oh my gosh! That's big!
Quistis: We can take it.
Aya: Bring it on, Fatty.
Quistis: Did you just call me fat?
Aya: No, no! The monster!
Selphie: It's not fat. Looks kinda skinny to me.
Director: Cut. What are you doing?
Quistis: I thought she called me fat!
Aya: I didn't!
Selphie: STOP ARGUING!
*Selphie runs off, sobbing. Irvine tries to catch her and comfort her, but is knocked over*
Irvine: Aw man...Selphie! Irvine wants a hug!
Selphie: *from trailer* IRVINE'S NOT GONNA GET A HUG!
Direction: Argh..get to your places, people.
[Back in the jungle scene. Everyone gets their lines right and Aya is knocked down.]
Aya: dot dot dot
Director: CUT! Aya, what are you doing?!
Aya: I'm reciting my lines!
Director: Ok. "...." is NOT said, "dot dot dot." It's a mumble, like Squall!
Squall: What?
Director: Nothing, Squall.
Squall: Are you making fun of me again?!
Director: Of course not.
Squall: ....
Director: THAT'S IT! That's THE mumble! Do what Squall did!
Aya: Ok...
Director: Let's take it again, everyone!
[Backstage]
Selphie: WAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Irvine: Selphie, honey, what's wrong?
Selphie: They..*sniff* won't *sniff sniff* stop arguing *blows nose: ppppppppfffftttt!*
Irvine: Aw, Irvine will make you feel better! *hugs her*
Selphie: Teehee! I lub you, Irvine!
Irvine: I love you too, Selphie.
Familiar voice: AWWWWWW. How sweet! I'm getting cavities.
Selphie: SEIFER!
*Seifer turns off the video camera and runs off*
Selphie: Git your trench-coated butt over here, Seifer!
Seifer: Can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread ma--OOF.
*Seifer runs into Zell*
Seifer: Watch where you're going, chicken-wuss! *notices that Zell's wearing a paper bag over his head* What the hell are you wearing?
Zell: Nothing...*he walks off*
Seifer: Riiight. Now, I gotta send this film to 'Days of Our Lives'
Selphie: Oh no you don't!
Seifer: *turning around* WHA?!
*Selphie attempts to tackle him, but heavy boots, long legs, and a short skirt don't really go together. She trips.*
Irvine: Ah! Selphie! I'll save you! *catches her, but hits the floor himself, Selphie on top of him. His hat falls off and Selphie's hair gets messed up, making it look like they just made out on the floor*
Seifer: *taking a picture* ALL RIGHT! * runs off*
*Selphie cries*
Irvine: It's not THAT bad...hehe.
[Onward!]