Mobile Suit Gundam Wing:
Jurrasic Park III
Chapter 2
All, the gundam pilots were walking through the forest, except for Duo, who took the liberty
of bringing along a little, noisy, Go-Kart, which made him look remarkably like a midget.
"stupid maxwell, stupid vacation, stupid onnas..."Wufei Mutered. "Did anyone bring a cell phone
or anything?" Heero asked. "Duo stopped his little car, "I brought two long range children
walke-talkes!" Duo replied happily. "Ok then, if we want to all get off this island alive, I
suggest that we split up. "Split up, but thats... Scary!" Quatre said. "Shut Up, Quatre"
"Heero, don't talk to Quatre that way, it's so easy to hurt a womans feelings." Trowa said.
"Hey, Trowa!!! Are you making fun of me" "No, Quatre we were talking about splitting up"
"oh, ok then". "Ok, it's been decided" Heero said. "Duo and Quatre go that way" Heero said,
pointing to a trail of dead dinosaurs. "And me Trowa and Wufei, will go this way" He said,
pointing to an untouched trail. "One Question, how come You paired me and Duo up, and sent us
on the most dangerous trail?" "If we loose you two it won't really matter, and just incase being
two fools in one group isn't enough, it looks like there's something dangerous at the end of your
trail, take a walke-talke and a gun" Heero said. So, the boys all started on there different trails.
"Quatre, i don't think we shoul leave at all, we should just guard the plane" "But Duo, Heero said
that.." "So? Heero's not here" "Yeah, but..." "Quatre? you actually wanna go on that trail?"
"No, not really" "ok then, we go inside the plane and watch TV" "Duo, the plane doesn't have TV"
"Oh, then i suggest we find something that does" So, Quatre and Duo set out to find a source of TV.
The other 3 boys were walking along not experiencing any difficulty. "stupid onnas, stupid maxwell,
stupid vacation, stupid onnas..." Wufei mutered "He hasn't stopped saying that since we left" Trowa
said. "hn" Heero replied. A Raptor came out of the trees and bit onto Wufeis leg, once again, Wufei
screamed like a little school girl, then started saying "I'm gonna die, oh please, help me!!!"
Then he screamed like a girl again. So finally, Heero Shot the Raptor in the head. Wufei got up
and continued walking. 2 minutes later, he continued his chant. "Stupid onnas, stupid maxwell.."
"uhhh, you should have shot him instead" "hn". The boys were so busy arguing, they didn't notice
that they had walked right into a T-Rex nest. They took one look at all the T-Rex eggs, and 2
sleeping T-Rexs, and then without saying anything, turened around and started walking in the other
direction. "Stupid Maxwell, stupid onnas, stupid vacation, stupid velocoraptor..." "uhh, there he
goes again" Trowa Said. They finally got back to camp and didn't see Duo or Quatre anywhere.
"Where did Duo and Quatre go?" Trowa asked "Lets just say I sent them on a oneway trip." "oh"
Five Minutes later they got a call on the walke-talkes, "Hey guys, Duo Here we found an old safe
house, bring food" "safehouse? Maxwell knows nothing about..." Trowa put a bread stick in his
mouth, "shut up". Heero, Trowa, and Wufei hauled food to the safe house. When they got there they
saw Quatre trying to open the door. Wufei exploded "YOU DRAG ME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, AND NOW YOU
TELL ME YOU CANT EVEN GET IN? MAXWELL!!! KISAMA!!!!" "calm down Wufei, i can open it" Trowa said.
"look it even has a TV!" Duo said happily. So they closed the door. "The only channel we get is
the weather channel, sorry guys" Duo said.
Two Weeks later
"ooo, look theres a cloud over California!" Duo and Quatre start laughing, Trowa giggles, Wufei
laughs a little, Heero lets out a smile. Duo got up "ooo, what does this button do?" he pressed
it, and the channel changed. "huh?" Quatre said confused. Duo pressed the button reapitidly and
found that the TV had more channels than his. "MAXWELL! YOU SAID IT ONLY GOT THE WEATHER CHANNEL!"
"well, that's because... I never tried changing the channel before.." "INJUSTICE!!!" Wufei yelled.
End of Chapter 2
Jurrasic Park III
Chapter 2
All, the gundam pilots were walking through the forest, except for Duo, who took the liberty
of bringing along a little, noisy, Go-Kart, which made him look remarkably like a midget.
"stupid maxwell, stupid vacation, stupid onnas..."Wufei Mutered. "Did anyone bring a cell phone
or anything?" Heero asked. "Duo stopped his little car, "I brought two long range children
walke-talkes!" Duo replied happily. "Ok then, if we want to all get off this island alive, I
suggest that we split up. "Split up, but thats... Scary!" Quatre said. "Shut Up, Quatre"
"Heero, don't talk to Quatre that way, it's so easy to hurt a womans feelings." Trowa said.
"Hey, Trowa!!! Are you making fun of me" "No, Quatre we were talking about splitting up"
"oh, ok then". "Ok, it's been decided" Heero said. "Duo and Quatre go that way" Heero said,
pointing to a trail of dead dinosaurs. "And me Trowa and Wufei, will go this way" He said,
pointing to an untouched trail. "One Question, how come You paired me and Duo up, and sent us
on the most dangerous trail?" "If we loose you two it won't really matter, and just incase being
two fools in one group isn't enough, it looks like there's something dangerous at the end of your
trail, take a walke-talke and a gun" Heero said. So, the boys all started on there different trails.
"Quatre, i don't think we shoul leave at all, we should just guard the plane" "But Duo, Heero said
that.." "So? Heero's not here" "Yeah, but..." "Quatre? you actually wanna go on that trail?"
"No, not really" "ok then, we go inside the plane and watch TV" "Duo, the plane doesn't have TV"
"Oh, then i suggest we find something that does" So, Quatre and Duo set out to find a source of TV.
The other 3 boys were walking along not experiencing any difficulty. "stupid onnas, stupid maxwell,
stupid vacation, stupid onnas..." Wufei mutered "He hasn't stopped saying that since we left" Trowa
said. "hn" Heero replied. A Raptor came out of the trees and bit onto Wufeis leg, once again, Wufei
screamed like a little school girl, then started saying "I'm gonna die, oh please, help me!!!"
Then he screamed like a girl again. So finally, Heero Shot the Raptor in the head. Wufei got up
and continued walking. 2 minutes later, he continued his chant. "Stupid onnas, stupid maxwell.."
"uhhh, you should have shot him instead" "hn". The boys were so busy arguing, they didn't notice
that they had walked right into a T-Rex nest. They took one look at all the T-Rex eggs, and 2
sleeping T-Rexs, and then without saying anything, turened around and started walking in the other
direction. "Stupid Maxwell, stupid onnas, stupid vacation, stupid velocoraptor..." "uhh, there he
goes again" Trowa Said. They finally got back to camp and didn't see Duo or Quatre anywhere.
"Where did Duo and Quatre go?" Trowa asked "Lets just say I sent them on a oneway trip." "oh"
Five Minutes later they got a call on the walke-talkes, "Hey guys, Duo Here we found an old safe
house, bring food" "safehouse? Maxwell knows nothing about..." Trowa put a bread stick in his
mouth, "shut up". Heero, Trowa, and Wufei hauled food to the safe house. When they got there they
saw Quatre trying to open the door. Wufei exploded "YOU DRAG ME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, AND NOW YOU
TELL ME YOU CANT EVEN GET IN? MAXWELL!!! KISAMA!!!!" "calm down Wufei, i can open it" Trowa said.
"look it even has a TV!" Duo said happily. So they closed the door. "The only channel we get is
the weather channel, sorry guys" Duo said.
Two Weeks later
"ooo, look theres a cloud over California!" Duo and Quatre start laughing, Trowa giggles, Wufei
laughs a little, Heero lets out a smile. Duo got up "ooo, what does this button do?" he pressed
it, and the channel changed. "huh?" Quatre said confused. Duo pressed the button reapitidly and
found that the TV had more channels than his. "MAXWELL! YOU SAID IT ONLY GOT THE WEATHER CHANNEL!"
"well, that's because... I never tried changing the channel before.." "INJUSTICE!!!" Wufei yelled.
End of Chapter 2