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I don't own anything from Shin Koudenseki Gundam W [or Mobile Suit Gundam W, whichever suits you best]

I also don't really own Big Brother either, so suck that.

Big Brother Wing
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#big brother music#

chiisai : HI!~ YO THERE!~ *cough* I musn't shout that much... This is Chiisai, Can everyone hear me in the Big Brother W house?

All [except chiisai and heero] : YES!~
heero : no...
duo : shut up heero... WE CAN!
heero : omae o korosu ....
duo : you dare and people will SURELY evict you
heero : hnnn... [translation : whatever, you'll get evicted first duo...]

chiisai : OK! *cough* musn't shout...sore throat... Anywayz, let's get on with it. There are twelve contestants [instead of the usual ten] to go into this house. I shall let everyone else know :

heero 'suicidal' yui
duo 'lord of the dead dudes' duo
trowa ' -pause-' barton
quatre 'da rich guy' winner
chang 'justice' wufei
relena 'come back and kill me heeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooooo!~' peacecraft
dorothy 'forky-eyebrow gal' catalonia
Lady 'creeeeeepy' Une
Treize 'roses ROSES!' Kushrenada
Zechs 'Whitefang Commander' Merquise
Hilde 'I'm no pretty OZ soldier' whatever-her-last-name-is-cos-I-can't-remember
Sally 'ex-OZ/Alliance member' Po

chiisai : ok, if you win, you get a totally new revamp on your gundam and a colony named in your honor and whatnot. It's in the rules somewhere but I couldn't be bothered to look at the. now, cos i felt like it we'll have a challenge...
Wufei : Just cos you felt like it?
chiisai : yeah, I'm wierd...
Duo [bursting with genkiness] : WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
chiisai : It is
[drumroll]
chiisai : to design a new MS suit.
Relena : you mean...a weapon of war?
All [exept relena] : DUH, as if it's a pink LIMO!~
Relena : I can't do that! That's totally against PACIFISM!
chiisai : SO? It's a task...if you fail, you'll get NOT get £30 / $21? I don't know how many dollars in a pound. ANYWAYZ *cough* you'll only get £17 / $12. capish?
All : capish
chiisai : So can we get on with it? geez...

____________________________________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ @ the BIG BROTHER W house

Duo : How the hell are we supposed to make a GUNDAM?
Heero : *taps at laptop*
Duo : WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
Heero : hnn [translation : do i care?]
Duo : forget it. my own gundam, my own gundam, my own gundam, my own gundam.....HOW!?!
Quatre : paper mache?
Duo : NA...to floppy
Relena : I am NOT making a weapon of war. I, relena peacecraft...
Everyone else : SHUT UP!
Une : Tough...you want us to fail?
Zechs : If you weren't my sister, I would have wacked you round the head
Treize : Good thing you're not my sister...
Zechs : feel sorry for me...
Relena : ¬_¬
Sally : Can we GET ON with this?
Quatre : No more money? ever?
Trowa : No... just ... not as much as before
Quatre [in Zero Effect] : [giggling insanely] hehehehehehe -big pause- hehehehehehe
Hilde : errrr...people...I think there's something wrong with Quatre...
Wufei : AHHHHH! My beautiful Altron Gundam I made! GET OFF IT TREIZE!
Treize : I am the leader of OZ, gimme NOW!
Wufei : OZ is weak, GIVE UP! NOW!
Treize : NO WAY!
Wufei : YES WAY!

____________________________________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [two hours later]

Duo : I said it's fine the way it IS!
Heero : No way! The Sythe is a bit outta shape. It'll never pass as a proper gundam
Duo : WILL SO!
Heero : hnnn [translation : will not]
Duo : WILL SO!
Relena : Could we stop argueing?
Une : haven't even MADE yours yet. The task will end in an hour
Relena : Do I look as if I, Relena Peacecraft, Ruler of the Sanc Kingdom CARE?
Une : Yes...
Relena : Why you b*tch!
Une : manners young lady, manners... *tut tut*
Relena : I'LL MANNER YOU!
Zechs : Relena shut up
Relena : WILL NOT! YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD LIKE THAT!
Quatre : heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [still in maniac mode]
Trowa : Sorry...
Everyone @ Quatre and Trowa : ¬_¬
Trowa : I said Sorry!
Quatre : huh? what's up? Anyone for tea?
Everyone [but Quatre] : nani?
Quatre : huh?


____________________________________________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [one hour later]

chiisai : So how's the task? I'm here to see the Gundams
* No-one has a Gundam *
chiisai : By the way, you've all failed...you haven't even got one made...
Everyone : SHUT UP!
chiisai : Here, take the stupid money.
Everyone : GO TA HELL!
chiisai : Yeah, whatever.

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Will they live on only $12 / £17? Who will be evicted?

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Someone will be evicted on the one after the next episode. see, I have to make something happen...FAST...