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Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
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[the scene is set. A large building with Zell, Quistis, and Irvine on it. All are against a green screen so they can do special affects to make the building appear 50 stories high]
Zell: Oh my god! What are we gonna do?!
Quistis: Better think of something, those hungry monsters are coming after us!
Irvine: Yeah, I'm too young to di--HI SELPHIE!
*Selphie looks at Irvine and waves, smiling. Director slaps his forehead and groans*
Director: Cut...IRVINE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Irvine: I'm just saying 'Hi' to my girl
Selphie: *giggle* teehee!
Director: ....
Squall: *from his little movie star folding chair* Hey! That's my mumble! Mine, you hear?!
Director: ...whatever.
Squall: That's mine too! Quit copying me! I'll sue!
Director: Arg...take twelve...
[same scene]
Quistis: We better think of something, those hungry monsters are coming after us!
Irvine: Oh god, I don't wanna die!
Zell: We gotta jump for it!
Quistis: It's too far!
Irvine: Not in the name of love it isn't! I'm doin' this for you, Selphie!
Director: CUT! Irvine! Stop mentioning Selphie.
Irvine: But I love her with all my heart, my soul, and mind. I cannot be without her, for what would I do without my precious brunnette shrine of happiness and beauty.
Zell & Quistis: Awwwww
Director: You'd get paid. Take thirteen...
[you know the drill]
Zell: We gotta jump for it!
Quistis: It's too far!
Irvine: Let's do this! Sink or swim, do or die!
*Aya walks across the set, licking an ice cream cone, ruining the shot.*
Director: Cut! AYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE'RE FILMING!
Aya: *hand on hip* Geez, someone's grumpy. I have a date with Kyle, I'll be back tomorrow.
Director: What?! Get back here!
Aya: *turns around and sticks her tongue out* Nya.
Director: ....
Squall: That's it! I'm suing!
Director: *shaking head* Take fourteen.
Zell: My feet hurt.
Director: AUGH.
[Taking a break]
Zell: I think my tattoo is wearing off.
Quistis: I told you not to use washable markers!
Zell: But my sharpie ran outta ink!
Quistis: *handing him a sharpie* Get going.
Zell: Woo! Thanks, Quisty. *he hugs her and runs off*
*Seifer comes out from the shadows*
Seifer: What? Do now you're going out with him, Quistis?
Quistis: The hell? What are you talking about?
Seifer: What do you see in him?
Quistis: Seifer, I'm NOT going out with him. He's just a friend.
Seifer: Sure, sure. I see what you mean.
Quistis: Good.
Seifer: You two made out behind the set.
Quistis: WHAT?!
Seifer: Don't deny it.
Quistis: ?
Seifer: I-I-I...
Quistis: I love you, Seifer.
Seifer: YES. *looks at the camera held by Rajin who is hiding in a corner in a rafter* Did you get that?
Rajin: Yup.
Quistis: SEIFER!
Seifer: Sorry, babe. Gotta run! *dashes off*
Quistis: ....ARG.
[Back on the set. Now, the scene is a bed scene *prrrrrf*]
*Rinoa and Squall sit in bed together*
Director: Annnd...ACTION.
Rinoa: Oh, Squall, I thought we would never make it through that time compression! It would have been terrible if one of use didn't make it.
Squall: ....
Rinoa: Don't be so introverted! I know you care about every one of us.
Squall: ...whatever.
Rinoa: ARG! STOP BEING SO STUBBORN!
*Rinoa pushes Squall down on the bed and straddles over him. Seifer walks by with his trusty video cam*
Seifer: WHOA! Hey, Director, how long is these scene gonna last?
Director: Shh...I'm not sure...maybe about another 5 minutes...
Seifer: Hmm, that doesn't give me much time.
*Seifer slaps on a black catsuit and harness. He ties himself onto the lights and lowers himself slowly in a Mission: Impossible sorta style. Taking out his trusty camera, he mutes it and tapes the two in the bed from above. Rinoa's swaying adds to the excitement*
Seifer: This is gold...hehehe..
Rinoa: Squall! Tell me what's wrong!
Squall: ....
*Everyone is oblivious to Seifer hanging above them, catching this all on tape. Suddenly, the rope snaps. Seifer falls on Rinoa*
Seifer: Hreh. It's all good *wink*
Rinoa: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SEIFER? YOU BIG MEANY!
*Rinoa scratches him relentlessly with her overly long nails*
Seifer: Ow! Quit it!
Rinoa: *Scratch scratch*
Seifer: AH MY FACE!
Squall: *muffled* ...air...need...air...
Seifer: What's that, Puberty boy?
Squall: Hey, Rinoa, nice bra, but can you get off of me?
Rinoa: Bra? Eh? Oh...right.
*Rinoa gets, knocking Seifer to the floor*
Seifer: I'm outta here.
Rinoa: Let's get him.
Squall: Agreed.
*Squall and Rinoa run after Seifer*
Director: WAIT! THE SCENE! WE NEED TO GET THIS FILM DONE!
*groans*
Director: Bloody teenagers.
[Chapter 4 comin' soon!]
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
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[the scene is set. A large building with Zell, Quistis, and Irvine on it. All are against a green screen so they can do special affects to make the building appear 50 stories high]
Zell: Oh my god! What are we gonna do?!
Quistis: Better think of something, those hungry monsters are coming after us!
Irvine: Yeah, I'm too young to di--HI SELPHIE!
*Selphie looks at Irvine and waves, smiling. Director slaps his forehead and groans*
Director: Cut...IRVINE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Irvine: I'm just saying 'Hi' to my girl
Selphie: *giggle* teehee!
Director: ....
Squall: *from his little movie star folding chair* Hey! That's my mumble! Mine, you hear?!
Director: ...whatever.
Squall: That's mine too! Quit copying me! I'll sue!
Director: Arg...take twelve...
[same scene]
Quistis: We better think of something, those hungry monsters are coming after us!
Irvine: Oh god, I don't wanna die!
Zell: We gotta jump for it!
Quistis: It's too far!
Irvine: Not in the name of love it isn't! I'm doin' this for you, Selphie!
Director: CUT! Irvine! Stop mentioning Selphie.
Irvine: But I love her with all my heart, my soul, and mind. I cannot be without her, for what would I do without my precious brunnette shrine of happiness and beauty.
Zell & Quistis: Awwwww
Director: You'd get paid. Take thirteen...
[you know the drill]
Zell: We gotta jump for it!
Quistis: It's too far!
Irvine: Let's do this! Sink or swim, do or die!
*Aya walks across the set, licking an ice cream cone, ruining the shot.*
Director: Cut! AYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE'RE FILMING!
Aya: *hand on hip* Geez, someone's grumpy. I have a date with Kyle, I'll be back tomorrow.
Director: What?! Get back here!
Aya: *turns around and sticks her tongue out* Nya.
Director: ....
Squall: That's it! I'm suing!
Director: *shaking head* Take fourteen.
Zell: My feet hurt.
Director: AUGH.
[Taking a break]
Zell: I think my tattoo is wearing off.
Quistis: I told you not to use washable markers!
Zell: But my sharpie ran outta ink!
Quistis: *handing him a sharpie* Get going.
Zell: Woo! Thanks, Quisty. *he hugs her and runs off*
*Seifer comes out from the shadows*
Seifer: What? Do now you're going out with him, Quistis?
Quistis: The hell? What are you talking about?
Seifer: What do you see in him?
Quistis: Seifer, I'm NOT going out with him. He's just a friend.
Seifer: Sure, sure. I see what you mean.
Quistis: Good.
Seifer: You two made out behind the set.
Quistis: WHAT?!
Seifer: Don't deny it.
Quistis: ?
Seifer: I-I-I...
Quistis: I love you, Seifer.
Seifer: YES. *looks at the camera held by Rajin who is hiding in a corner in a rafter* Did you get that?
Rajin: Yup.
Quistis: SEIFER!
Seifer: Sorry, babe. Gotta run! *dashes off*
Quistis: ....ARG.
[Back on the set. Now, the scene is a bed scene *prrrrrf*]
*Rinoa and Squall sit in bed together*
Director: Annnd...ACTION.
Rinoa: Oh, Squall, I thought we would never make it through that time compression! It would have been terrible if one of use didn't make it.
Squall: ....
Rinoa: Don't be so introverted! I know you care about every one of us.
Squall: ...whatever.
Rinoa: ARG! STOP BEING SO STUBBORN!
*Rinoa pushes Squall down on the bed and straddles over him. Seifer walks by with his trusty video cam*
Seifer: WHOA! Hey, Director, how long is these scene gonna last?
Director: Shh...I'm not sure...maybe about another 5 minutes...
Seifer: Hmm, that doesn't give me much time.
*Seifer slaps on a black catsuit and harness. He ties himself onto the lights and lowers himself slowly in a Mission: Impossible sorta style. Taking out his trusty camera, he mutes it and tapes the two in the bed from above. Rinoa's swaying adds to the excitement*
Seifer: This is gold...hehehe..
Rinoa: Squall! Tell me what's wrong!
Squall: ....
*Everyone is oblivious to Seifer hanging above them, catching this all on tape. Suddenly, the rope snaps. Seifer falls on Rinoa*
Seifer: Hreh. It's all good *wink*
Rinoa: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SEIFER? YOU BIG MEANY!
*Rinoa scratches him relentlessly with her overly long nails*
Seifer: Ow! Quit it!
Rinoa: *Scratch scratch*
Seifer: AH MY FACE!
Squall: *muffled* ...air...need...air...
Seifer: What's that, Puberty boy?
Squall: Hey, Rinoa, nice bra, but can you get off of me?
Rinoa: Bra? Eh? Oh...right.
*Rinoa gets, knocking Seifer to the floor*
Seifer: I'm outta here.
Rinoa: Let's get him.
Squall: Agreed.
*Squall and Rinoa run after Seifer*
Director: WAIT! THE SCENE! WE NEED TO GET THIS FILM DONE!
*groans*
Director: Bloody teenagers.
[Chapter 4 comin' soon!]