SCENE 4

SCENE 4

Setting: hallway again. Duo and Hilde are tossing a football.

Duo: Man this place can sure get boring.

Hilde: What do you expect when you have a job dependant on people injuring themselves.

Duo: At least we'll always be in demand.

Enter Sally

Sally: Can you make it a three-way?

Duo: Sure baby, anytime.

Hilde: Duo! Please start thinking with your other head.

Duo: throws Sally the football I knew what she meant.

Sally: Who's that? Points at man down the hall

Hilde: I don't know, I've never seen him before.

Duo: grabbing girl's hands Let's go snoop.

Hilde: Relena'll know. Unit secretaries, like psychics, know everything.

Duo: Let's have a little fun shall we?

Sally and Hilde sweatdrop

Hilde: And what do you have in mind?

Sally: I don't think you should have asked.

Five minutes later Duo, Hilde, and Sally emerge with foliage on their heads

Sally: This isn't going to work.

Duo: Shhh, they'll hear you.

Crouching by the desk and trying to overhear the conversation between Wufei and the stranger

Hilde: I can't hear a thing!

Wufei: And as for the rest of the team, they're all a bunch of idiots.

Duo:standing up What are you talking about Wu-man?

Wufei: I rest my case. Duo, I'd like you and your other comrades hiding behind the counter to meet Trieze Kushrenada. He's the new head of the department.

Duo: Great to meet you. Say, do you know if there's any room in the budget for a ra…Hilde pulls him back down behind the counter

Hilde: You idiot, don't start pressing him for a raise yet! He just got here. Give him a couple hours to warm up.

Sally: You're both hopeless.