Righty,
seeing as how the last chapter hasn't gotten even 1 REVIEW (Ok, Ash, calm down),
I'm going to try to make this chapter a work of a genius, without seeming as I
tried too hard. I don't really care about reviews (Just saying that to make
myself feel better), since I just want people to read the story, but I wouldn't
mind if someone wrote one out of common courtesy.
Also,
since no one has made any suggestions, I'm still going to use all my original
ideas for this chapter.
Hope you
enjoy this.
Note-Rated
R for a few curse words and sex talk
The Story Of Flourish And Blotts~
Realizations~
'Life is just a game, and I live on the luck'
-A friend
"How
could she get away?" A bitter Katie said, stomping into her flat, and throwing
her cloak onto the couch.
"Bad day at work?" Fred asked, not putting down the
issue of the 'Daily Prophet' he was reading, like this was something that
happened everyday.
"They assigned me to go to WIC
today, and I asked what happened there. Miss Goldstein tells me 2 men have been
murdered, one that goes by the name of Jack Riley, and the other was Rory
Taylor." She said, waiting for some sort of reaction, but Fred just sat there,
waiting for the rest of the story.
"Well?" She asked, standing in
front of him.
"Well what?" He asked, putting
down only the front of his paper.
"You don't remember Rory
Taylor?" She asked, looking a bit surprised
"Yes, I do, but it's obvious
that he would find himself dead one day, considering the company he kept." Fred
said, putting up the front of his paper again. "Continue."
"Well," Katie said, remembering
what she was talking about. "I go to investigate the crime scene, and guess who
I find there?" Katie said, now pacing around the kitchen. The question seemed
to grab Fred's attention, seeing as how he put down the paper on the couch,
waiting for Katie to answer herself.
"Oh, you really want me to
guess." Fred said after about half a minute of silence. "Well, I'll take a wild
guess and say Marcus Flint."
"On the right track of the many
foes of Hogwarts, but no." She said, pouring herself a cup of coffee.
"Ron." He said, shrugging his
shoulders
"Don't be mean." She said,
sitting down at the small table in the kitchen.
"I'm not being mean." He said,
walking over to the kitchen, coffee in one hand. "It's just that for some time,
I've suspected that Ron has gotten bored with the torment of other people, and
has decided to join the wizard version of Hell's Angels. What would they call
that?" He said, waving his hand around, as if he was trying to conjure the
answer. "Azkaban's Saints?" He said as Katie gave a little laugh. "Besides, Ron
has no job, and he always liked to do things the easy way. To Ron, it's not
really a question of right or wrong, it's more like easy or hard."
"Poor kid, he would had had such
a future as an Auror, only if he had stuck with it." She said, putting her head
down on the table. "Who supplied you with the information of Ron's employment
status?"
"Ginny, who else? That's beside
the point, anyway. What were you saying?" Fred asked, trying to get back to the
original subject.
"You just
had to remind me." Katie said, returning to her angry state. "There were 2
murders, like I said, at WIC. I go there and I see Pansy Parkinson with some
bloke that must have been her accomplice." She said
"Oh,
yeah…" Fred said. "I hate it when that happens." He said as if he didn't get
why she was so mad.
"Let me
finish." She said, getting the tone of Fred's voice. "I was about to arrest her
when she pulled out her wand and stunned me."
"Yes?"
Fred asked, waiting for the rest.
"If you
would just sit and be quiet for a moment, then maybe I could finish." Katie
yelled, which shut Fred up with what he was about to say. "Anyways, you know
how I have that uncanny ability to somewhat resist stunning charms?" She waited
for Fred to nod his head, but after the yelling she gave Fred, he seemed afraid
to make any sudden movements. "Yeah, anyway, I heard them talking, Pansy and
that man, and they said that they were going to escape away to the Americas and…"
"Which
one?" Fred asked.
"What do
you mean?" Katie asked back, not really caring that Fred had stopped her story.
"First
off, there's North America, and South America, not to mention Central America.
Together, those 3 landmasses cover a hell of a lot of ocean."
"Shut up,
Fred!"
"I just
wanted to establish that fact." Fred said, leaning back in his chair, wanting
to hear what her own plans were.
"I don't
really care. I will find her, no matter what it takes." Katie said with a look
of determination. Then, all of a sudden, she banged her head against the table,
and said; "You're right, it's hopeless! I'll never be able to find her!"
Fred
stood up from his chair, walked behind Katie, and started to massage her
shoulders. Katie gave a little moan and said,
"A little
to the right."
Fred did
as he was told, and it went on like this for about 2 minutes when Fred said;
"Maybe we
should take this into the bedroom." He whispered into her ear.
Katie
immediately got out of her chair, which caused Fred to bump into the kitchen
counter. She turned to him with a look of shock.
"What the
hell do you think I am? Some sort of sex toy? When I'm stressed out, you want
sex! When I'm happy, you want sex! When I feel like crap, you want sex! Fuck
you!" Katie yelled, and with that, she stomped into one of the rooms of the
flat.
Fred just
stood there, with his back on the kitchen counter, and his hands supporting
him. He got up, ran his hand through his hair when he noticed Angelina, another
one of his roommates, standing at the door. She was holding a bag of groceries,
and wearing a weird look on her face, like Fred was some sort of pervert.
"I just
wanted to move her to the bed so I could give her a better massage." Fred said.
He then took his coat from the couch, and went out the door.
On September 29, 2006, Draco Malfoy
was found dead in one of cellars of his father's home, Malfoy Mansion.
Investigators believe that he was killed with a simple Killing spell, and that
he placed the killing spell on himself.
His wand was found 2 inches away
from his hand, which also implies self-destruction. There's another clue that
greatly confuses investigators. There were many short pieces of Malfoy's hair
found around the crime scene. Lucius Malfoy, his father, had this to say.
"I don't believe that my son killed
himself. He had too much pride as a Malfoy to do so. He was murdered, and I ask
that whoever did so to step up now."
Funeral services will be held on
Saturday, and only immediate family members are allowed to attend.
"Well, he finally croaked.
The world is rid of one more bad guy." Harry said.
"What a
sophisticated way to put it." Hermione said. The 2 friends were sitting at a
table in the flat that they shared, sipping coffee, and going over Hermione's
latest story.
"Who said
I was ever sophisticated?" Harry said, picking up the paper again.
"What
really bothers me is who could actually get into Malfoy Mansion without being
let in by Lucius or my Draco himself. There's security everywhere over there."
"It had
to be a friend of either Lucius or Draco. And considering that everyone they
know is involved with the dark arts in one way or another…"
"Not
everyone."
"Like
who?"
"Rory."
"I
wouldn't be surprised if he found himself dead one day." Harry said, putting
the newspaper up over his face. "Nice guy though, reminds me of Hagrid. Might I
mention, that's not a good thing."
"Why is
that?" Hermione said, taking her finger and putting down enough of Harry's
paper so she could see his face.
"Because
Hagrid has a love for dangerous creatures, and so does Rory."
"You're
talking about Flora, aren't you?"
"Who else
is there? Rory was crazy for the girl, and it doesn't help that Flora deserted
him in pursuit of Ron."
"Is that
what happened?"
"Ginny
told me, back before Ron became a total rebel."
"Ron's
always been a rebel."
"Not one
that tried to thrash your face while you were sleeping."
"I know
Ron changed, but it wasn't his personality he changed, it was just his interest
in what he thought would make him noticed. I'm guessing that after Fred and
George opened the store, he figured out something."
"What?"
Harry said, putting the newspaper down completely.
"In order
to get attention, he had to bring attention about him. And he didn't want your
attention, he wanted his own. I guess he figured that going bad was the only
way. And you can't tell me it hasn't worked."
"You're
right, I can't. How many times have we seen him in the newspaper for one crime
or another with that gang of his?"
"I've
lost count. Anyways, how did we get from Draco's murder to Ron's rebellion?"
"I don't
know. They sound like events in a war." Harry said. He then sat up straight,
and in a voice unlike his, he said; "And in World War 3, the most memorable
proceedings were Draco's murder and Ron's rebellion." Like he was imitating a
historian. While he was saying his 'speech', the phone rang, and Hermione went
to answer it.
"Very
funny." She said, picking up the phone. "Mr. Coydon, hello…another story, sure,
go ahead…what did you say his name was………oh, oh my" She said with an anguished
tone. "Yes, I'll get to it right away…thank-you sir." She put the phone back
down slowly, wearing a face of distress.
"How
ironic." She said quietly as she sat back down at the table.
"What's
so ironic?" He asked.
"You were
right, Rory would find himself dead one day." Hermione said. Harry took this
in, and they both sat in silence for a few moments.
"I told
you so."
"Come off
it, Harry. Aren't you in the least bit sad?"
"Not
really, I hate him so much that one could call it despise."
"What do
you mean?" Hermione said, snapping out of her sad mood.
"Remember
Ron's whole deciding days?" Hermione nodded. "Rory was the determining factor
to where Ron would settle, since Ron worshipped Rory back then. He drove on to
abandon us and join his group. I think, if Rory hadn't done that, Ron would be
sitting here with us, and not on the run. Like I said, he's a nice guy, but
it's usually to get what he wants."
Hermione
picked up the newspaper, and took a good look at it. "I have to write the story
about his murder."
"Clip it
out and put it with the others." Harry said, handing a pair of scissors to
Hermione. She cut out the article about Draco's murder, and handed it to Harry.
He walked over to the couch, and reached his hand under it. He pulled out what
looked like an old tin cookie box, and opened it. Inside was just a mess of
black and white, headlines and fine print. On top of that was a similar
headline to that of Draco's death; Death-eater found dead.
Harry
took out that article, threw the box onto the couch, and went back to the
table.
"What?"
Hermione asked.
"Crabbe,
he was found dead too." Harry said, looking like he just figured something out.
"Yeah,
Harry, I did that story." She said.
"You
don't recall the way that Crabbe was found?" Harry said, looking surprised now.
"It was
staged to look like a suicide, and pieces of his hair were found all over like
Draco's…" She said, comprehending what Harry was saying. "Whoever killed Crabbe
killed Draco!" She yelled, piecing it together
"And
whoever killed them needed their hair for some reason, most likely a Polyjuice
potion."
"Goyle
and Coren, aren't they missing?" Hermione said.
"Yeah,
they're supposedly dead." Harry said, and Hermione gasped. "What?"
"There's
only 2 people missing from that list, and that would be Flora and Ron."
"What
does that mean?" Harry asked.
"They
could be found dead any day now."
"Come
on!" Pansy said to Anderson. They were standing outside a room to a cheap motel
that usually got young, drunk couples, and assumed that Pansy and Anderson were
just another one.
"You're
gonna need the keys to get in." Anderson said, holding the keys above Pansy's
head, and considering that Anderson stood about a good 6'3, Pansy had to
struggle to try to get the keys. She finally jumped high enough to snatch the
key from his hand without him even noticing.
She
unlocked the door, and turned on the lights. The room gave off a smell of
cigarette smoke and wallpaper paste, which was obvious since the wallpaper was
at advanced stages of chipping off. The carpet looked as if it was steamed
cleaned with coffee, and the blankets looked as if they were home to a group of
hungry rats.
After
becoming conscious what they had to put up with for the night, the 2 noticed
the open door to the bathroom. They both glanced at each other, and then took
off for the bathroom. After a bit of pushing and shoving, Pansy got into the
bathroom first, since she pushed Anderson onto the floor. Realizing that she
locked the door, he took a seat on the bed, and waited.
When he
sat down, something was thrown at him. He turned around and noticed that it was
Pansy's wand.
"I need
Katie's wand." She yelled from behind the bathroom door.
"Why?"
She then
came out of the bathroom, snatched the wand from his hands, and said;
"Watch my
wand, watch it closely and carefully. Do we understand?" She didn't wait for an
answer; she just stomped back into the bathroom.
Anderson,
for some odd reason, did as he was told. He knew that he could make a clean
getaway, but felt like if he left, he would be leaving Flora behind, and
Anderson always fancied Flora, despite the fact she was about to walk the altar
with Jack.
Jack. It
was at this moment that Anderson realized that Jack wasn't coming back. He was
dead, and he thought that it was now more his duty to make sure that Flora was
ok. He waited.
After
about 10 minutes of counting the ceiling panels, Anderson heard a creaking door
open. He turned his attention to the bathroom door. Standing in the doorway of
the bathroom was Flora.
"Ok,
that's not good." Harry said
"No shit,
Sherlock." Hermione said, looking at him with a face of annoyance.
"Sorree!"
Harry said in response.
"We have
to get ahold of the 2. Has Ginny told you anything about Ron's whereabouts?"
"Not a
thing, she doesn't even know herself."
"What
about Flora?"
"We
haven't talked to her in almost 7 years."
Hermione
walked over to the phone, and said; "Let's just hope she's opted to muggle ways
since." She picked up the phone, and dialed 0.
"Yes, may
I have a listing for a Miss Flora Lauriat…yes…ok." Hermione said, grabbing a
piece of paper and a pen. She wrote down what the operator told her, hung up
the phone, and went back to the table.
"Bless
the city of London, they gave me her address also."
"What
about Ron?"
"Katie
has most of my story, so we're going to have to stop by their flat to question
her on the murder." Hermione said, walking into the kitchen and collecting
various things.
"You
didn't answer my question, Hermione." Harry said, not getting out of his chair.
"Do you
think it's too late to stop by? Everyone in her flat doesn't go to sleep til
way after midnight." Hermione said, slipping on a pair of shoes.
"Are you
going to answer my question or not?" Harry asked while Hermione put on her
cloak.
Hermione
didn't seem to hear Harry's question, but she turned her attention to him and
said; "Aren't you coming with me?"
"Aren't you going to answer my
question?" Harry asked back.
"What
question?" Hermione said, unlike herself.
"You
know, I can tell when you're lying. It's a gift."
"Curse
you, Harry." Hermione said, sitting down at the table.
"So, must
I ask again?" Harry said, leaning back in his chair.
"No, I
remember just fine." Hermione said with a sharp voice, as if she was being
forced against her will to answer. "I don't really want to think about the
possibility that Ron might be, well, dead. I still have this glimmer of hope
that Ron will come back to us, and…"
"And
everyone will live happily ever after, right?" He said, noticing that he had
been a bit too harsh. He took Hermione's hands into his and said. "Hermione, I
out of all people want to see Ron waltz through that door and proclaim his
changed ways, but I highly doubt that's going to happen. Ron is picky, and if
he didn't like his way of life, he would have given it up years ago."
Hermione sighed, and squeezed
Harry's hand. "I suppose you're right."
"Why is
he such a big concern…oh, why didn't I see this before?" Harry said, looking at
Hermione in an odd way.
Hermione
took her hands away from Harry's and gave him a confused look. "What are you
talking about?"
"I
thought I knew my best friend back and forth, but it seems that I don't." Harry
said, getting up from his chair, and pacing around the kitchen.
"What?
What is it?" Hermione said, quickly getting out of her chair.
"Well, I
guess with Quidditch and homework and all that, I was blind to see what was
happening before my eyes." Harry said, ignoring what Hermione was saying.
"Alright,
Harry, I get it, just tell me!" She said, slamming her fist on the table.
Harry
turned his head to Hermione and smirked. "I love to do that to you."
Hermione
sat back down, and said, rolling her eyes; "So Ron. Anyways, you were about to
say…"
"Ah,
yes." He said, "Well, as new evidence has been brought to my attention, I
believe that I can confidently say that, during our Hogwarts years, you had a
so called 'crush' on Ron."
He turned
to Hermione and expected her to be completely taken aback and shocked, but
instead, she was smiling oddly, until she burst into laughter.
"You
actually think that I liked Ron!" She said, trying to stifle her laughter, but
alas, it was of no avail. "Ron and I!" She could never bring herself to use
improper grammar, when in crisis or when in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Harry
instead was the one wearing a shocked look. He didn't know weather to laugh
along with her or to go slap her back into her senses. He did neither, just
stood there, hoping that he would be clued in on the joke.
While
Harry waited, Hermione kept laughing, and throwing in little comments, such as
'Ron and I!" or "What irony!". Harry caught Hermione saying that, and asked;
"Where's the irony?"
Hermione,
finally able to hold in her laughter, stopped, looked at Harry, and said;
"Well, you're right about one thing, your busy schedule did keep you from
realizing a thing or two."
"Like
what?" Harry said, like there wasn't anything else he could have missed.
"Well,
contrary to popular belief, there was nothing going on between Ron and I, there
were no thoughts of something happening between Ron and I, and there has been
no physical contact that could be translated as romantic, except that one time
during our 6th year."
She
expected Harry to stop and ask something concerning what she now called 'the
incident', but he just looked at her, waiting for what else she had to say.
"Anyways,"
She started again. "It's quite the opposite, really."
"What?
You had thoughts of chopping his head off?" Harry asked
"No…well,
a few times, but I didn't mean it in that way."
"Oh,
continue." He said, waving his hand at her.
"Well, I
did have my eye on someone, but he never seemed to show interest in me. He was
one of those people who if I told him that I fancied him, he would sit me down,
and tell me that he thought of me as a sister, and that we were too close to
have anything, romantically speaking." She said, sighing.
"Why
didn't you tell me? I would have gone and beat up that guy. What an…idiot." He
said, saying that last line a little slower, and he started to piece it
together.
"Hmm, I
would like to see you beat yourself up. Please, do so." She said, waving her
hand at Harry like he did to her.
Harry sat
back down at the table, and took Hermione's hands again. "Hermy, I am so sorry.
I told you, I'm clueless to everything. Listen, I know that this was a long
time ago, and I can't fix that, but I can sure as hell try. I'll take you out,
anywhere you like. We can go to a bar and get drunk and forget about all of
this!" He said, jumping up from his seat, and pulling Hermione up.
"I'm not
sure. I mean, I have to go and interview Katie for my story, Mr. Coydon wants
it by tomorrow at 8:00."
"Don't
worry, that gives you plenty of time. I'll even help you write it. Hell, I'll
write it for you."
"You know I'd never let you do
that." Hermione said, smiling at Harry
"Alright then, I'll leave you
alone all day tomorrow, just come with me." Harry said, pulling her with him.
"Do I have a choice?" She said
faintly as Harry grabbed his cloak and pulled out the door.
"I know
this looks weird, but give me a chance to explain." The new Flora said to a
shocked Anderson.
"What…what's
going on…what are you?" Anderson asked.
"Don't
panic, Anderson, it's me, Flora, but I should tell you. Don't get brutal or
anything, but, I'm a 2-face." Flora said, expecting Anderson to try to attack
her, but instead, he just looked at her, confused.
"A
2-face, a magical skitscopherenic. " She said, laying it out for him.
"I know
that, but you, Flora, what am I supposed to do now?"
"That's a
good question. Right now, all I can tell you is that you have to trust me, and
that you're probably wanted by the Ministry, and, basically, we have to get you
out of England."
Anderson didn't know what to do. He was usually a
person who could take anything with a straight face, and move on, but he didn't
know what to do next.
"Let me explain…just, can we
please get out of here? The smell is driving me crazy."
Anderson didn't answer; he just
followed Flora out the door. When they walked out the door, Anderson didn't
know if it was the smell of fresh air or not, but something snapped, and he
jumped in front of Flora.
"Why should I trust you? 2-faces
aren't exactly the nicest bunch of wizards you can find."
"Yes, I know that, and I hate to
have to use this, but 2-faces happen to be more powerful than most wizards,
and…" Anderson felt a shooting pain in his lower back. "either you start walking
to where I want you to go, or that pain will stay with you, and eventually
you'll collapse and die. Bit of Pansy still left in me." She said, smiling.
They had no car, so Flora
directed Anderson to the nearest place that was still open, which happened to
be a bar about 3 blocks away from the motel. Flora told Anderson to go in, and
found a scene that could compete with their hotel room for being sleazy. There
were drunken men everywhere, and women with clothes that degraded all women.
Flora found an empty table near the back, and directed Anderson to it. A few
times, Flora felt a few hands slide onto her 'rear end'. She deiced to ignore
it, until a rage that was coming from that bit of Pansy overtook her. She
grabbed the person's wrist very tightly, and swung herself around.
"How dare you…Harry!" She
yelled, looking at the owner of the wrist.
Sitting down in front of Flora
was a pain stricken Harry.
Alright, I know I spelled
skitscopherenic wrong, but I don't have a beta reader to tell me the correct
spelling. If anyone wants to volunteer, please leave me your e-mail and all
that good stuff. Harry is not really in character, I know, but like Hermione
has said a few times, Harry has really assumed Ron's place, so he still has his
sweet side, though he has that sarcasm to throw in every now and then.
A few questions answered. Ron's
'deciding days' were the days when he was split between Harry & Hermione,
or Draco and his group. No, there has been no World War 3; I just kinda made
Harry make that up.
In coming chapters: Why did
Harry grab Flora's 'rear end?' Did Harry have mutual feelings for Hermione in
their Hogwarts years? Does Hermione still like Harry? What's going to happen to
our beloved Ronniekins? And what's up with Flora? What does she really know? How
drunk is everyone going to get?
Hope you liked this, and please
review and tell me what you think might happen. A million points to why I made Flora
and Anderson run into Harry and Hermione. 2 million to why Harry grab Flora's…ok,
I'm just going to say it…ass.
Laterz-Mystery
Girl
