Metal Gear Jell-O 2: Sons of B*tches
Snake, recovering from his recent battle, and from his strength used on Mei Ling, spent most of his time at home now...Ignoring Campbell and Naomi's "pointless" missions they offered him. Snake's CODEC rang.
Snake: Hello? This is Snake.
Otacon: Hi Snake! It's me!--
Snake: ..Otacon..
Otacon: Right!..Hey. I've got good news for you! Leaks Snake is dead! And the White House suffered only MINOR damage!!!..Oh! And also..Mei Ling was rescued my Campbell and his men!
Snake: *Sarcasticly* Really!? I didn't know!
Snake looked over to Mei Ling, still sleeping, and chuckled...
Snake: Mei Ling is right beside me..and I rescued her...One of Campbell's men killed Leaks..and guess what the dude said?...
Otacon: What?
Snake: I got the Leaks!
Otacon with Snake: Aha hah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
Otacon: ..Not funny. I bet he did. Snake, don't make fun of poor men like that.
Snake: ...Reminds me of when we first met. Heh heh.
Otacon: I was scared for my life! I had bladder trouble at the time! Just hope you never get in the same situation where you're begging for you life..
Snake: I don't mind the begging..I just hope that I don't wet my pants.
Otacon: That was a low blow, Snake!
Snake: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha....*Hangs up*
Snake layed beside Mei Ling for, what seemed like, all day...and the funny thing was Mei Ling didn't wake up...She moved around a lot, but never opened her eyes. She must've been exausted from last night..Snake thought...
"..Mei Ling..?"
..Her eyes opened as he tapped her a couple times.."..Huuuuhhhh....?"
"Why you be sleepin' all day, girl?"
"..I'm exausted..."
"I can guess why...Heh heh heh heh heh..."
"Snake, you was amazing last night...Too bad that I wasn't.."
"You were even better than I expected...I mean the pulling of my--"
"Snake..! There's people at the window!!!"
Snake whipped out his USP handgun, and fired 3 shots at the window, it shattering..The people had already ran off before he shot the gun.
....Stay tuned...Something REALLY cool, and F*CKING FUNNY IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!
TO BE CONTINUED.....With some really cool stuff.
Snake, recovering from his recent battle, and from his strength used on Mei Ling, spent most of his time at home now...Ignoring Campbell and Naomi's "pointless" missions they offered him. Snake's CODEC rang.
Snake: Hello? This is Snake.
Otacon: Hi Snake! It's me!--
Snake: ..Otacon..
Otacon: Right!..Hey. I've got good news for you! Leaks Snake is dead! And the White House suffered only MINOR damage!!!..Oh! And also..Mei Ling was rescued my Campbell and his men!
Snake: *Sarcasticly* Really!? I didn't know!
Snake looked over to Mei Ling, still sleeping, and chuckled...
Snake: Mei Ling is right beside me..and I rescued her...One of Campbell's men killed Leaks..and guess what the dude said?...
Otacon: What?
Snake: I got the Leaks!
Otacon with Snake: Aha hah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
Otacon: ..Not funny. I bet he did. Snake, don't make fun of poor men like that.
Snake: ...Reminds me of when we first met. Heh heh.
Otacon: I was scared for my life! I had bladder trouble at the time! Just hope you never get in the same situation where you're begging for you life..
Snake: I don't mind the begging..I just hope that I don't wet my pants.
Otacon: That was a low blow, Snake!
Snake: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha....*Hangs up*
Snake layed beside Mei Ling for, what seemed like, all day...and the funny thing was Mei Ling didn't wake up...She moved around a lot, but never opened her eyes. She must've been exausted from last night..Snake thought...
"..Mei Ling..?"
..Her eyes opened as he tapped her a couple times.."..Huuuuhhhh....?"
"Why you be sleepin' all day, girl?"
"..I'm exausted..."
"I can guess why...Heh heh heh heh heh..."
"Snake, you was amazing last night...Too bad that I wasn't.."
"You were even better than I expected...I mean the pulling of my--"
"Snake..! There's people at the window!!!"
Snake whipped out his USP handgun, and fired 3 shots at the window, it shattering..The people had already ran off before he shot the gun.
....Stay tuned...Something REALLY cool, and F*CKING FUNNY IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!
TO BE CONTINUED.....With some really cool stuff.