Disclaimer: I don't own GW, or Mazda and their stupid commercials for the Protege line of cars. If I had it my way, there would be a 24/7 Gundam channel and a nuclear strike on the Mazda head office. Too bad I can't do that... :(
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The G-team goes to Happy Happy Land!!!

By DarkTemplarGuy

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*Peacecraft Manor, 6:30 PM*

Quatre: I'm bored. We really need something to do now that the war's over, us pilots are all now unemployed.

Trowa: Yeah, but what?

Duo: I have an idea... *snicker*

Heero: If it's to sign up for "Survivor" again, forget it, Duo (see "Survivor: The Gundam Outback", my second fic)

Hilde: Yeah, it's only because of author power that I'm alive here!!!

Duo (tosses away Survior registration forms): Fine, how about this new amusement park? (shows brocure for HappyHappyLand, but covers up name)

Relena (high pitched squealy voice): YAY!! AMUSEMENT PARK!!! CAN WE GO, HEERO? CANWECANWECANWECANWECANWECANWECANWECAN-mmrph!!!

Heero (finishes gagging Relena): Fine, as long as you shut up, Relena.

*Next morning (5:00am)*

Relena (over intercom system in HPSV): WAKE UP EVERYBODY!! LET'S GO!!!

**Duo races to garage and starts up limo**

All but Relena, Duo (getting into limo): *moan* Why this early???

Relena, Duo: To get there early, stupids!

Duo (shifts limo into super-overdrive (250km/h or 155mph, take your pick) and starts singing song from Mazda Protege commercial): ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM...

Heero: SHUT UP DUO!!! *gags Duo*

**Duo drives so fast that he zooms right past an omninous-looking sign**

Wufei: SLOW DOWN, MAXWELL!!! INJUSTICE!!!

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Will they get to HappyHappyLand safely? Will Duo kill them all? What did the omnimous sign say? Will the string of questions stop? Find out in the next Chapter!!!

Please review!!!

My other fics:
You're obsessed with a Mobile Suit When...
Survivor: The Gundam Outback
Attack of Dark DarkTemplarGuy!