Disclaimer: I don't own GW, or Mazda and their stupid commercials for the Protege line of cars. If I had it my way, there would be a 24/7 Gundam channel and a nuclear strike on the Mazda head office. Too bad I can't do that... :(
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The G-team goes to Happy Happy Land!!!
Chapter 2: It's Name is HappyHappyLand...
By DarkTemplarGuy
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*Peacecraft Limo, 6:30 AM*
Wufei: SLOW DOWN, MAXWELL!!! INJUSTICE!!!
Duo: Calm down, Wu-man, we're here!
Wufei: WU-MAN?!! INJUSTICE!!!
*everyone climbs out of limo, most faces are green and looking for trash cans*
Duo: C'mon, guys... My driving's not THAT bad, is it?
*no trash cans in sight so they use the next best thing, Duo*
Duo (covered in barf): ^-^; maybe it was... hehehe...
Relena (HPSV): Let's go!!!
*Ticket booth, 6:50 AM*
Ticket Guy: Hi, and Welcome to HappyHappyLand! How many people?
Heero, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs: H..H..HappyHappyLand? DUO!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Noin: It's too late now, might as well try to make it through with those 3 the way they are (points at Duo, Relena, Quatre)
*Duo, Relena, Quatre jumping around like 5-year olds when they get a treat*
Cathy: 12 Teen admissions, please!
Ticket Guy: $360.00, please! *cough*youguysarefreaks*cough*
Heero (aims gun at Ticket Guy's head): What did you say?
Ticket Guy: !..!..!..!!!!!umm... free on Happy Saturdays! That's today, I forgot!! So sorry, sir!
Heero (puts gun away): That's better. I'm not going to pay money to be tortured
*As everyone enters gate, they feel a strange tingling sensation*
Trowa: !!!The He-*gets punched by unseen object*
Trowa: ???
Ticket Guy: You didn't see the sign on the way in? This is a swearing/violence free zone!
Heero (deathglare to Duo): When we get out of here, I'm going to kill you
Duo: *gulps*
Wufei: INJSUTICE!!! I'M GOING TO BLOW OF YOUR F-*anti swearing device hits Wufei* head off with Nataku, Maxwell!!!
Duo: *gulp*
Heero, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs: KILL DUO!!! *all have pitchforks and torches like a mob* KILL!!!
Duo: AAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs away with H, T, W and Z chasing him*
Hilde: Might as well enjoy the rest of the day. *looks at directory* Room of Happiness??? What kind of sh*A-SD(1) hits Hilde* park is this?
(1) - Anti-Swearing Device - Knows all swear words, if someone starts to say one, it punches them, or depending on how many times they've tried to swear, stun them or kick them out of the park
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Will Hilde join the mob? Will Duo escape? Will Sally and Dorothy talk? Will they escape the No Swearing/Violence Zone? Find out in the next chapter!
Please review!!!
My other fics:
You're obsessed with a Mobile Suit When...
Survivor: The Gundam Outback
Attack of Dark DarkTemplarGuy!
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The G-team goes to Happy Happy Land!!!
Chapter 2: It's Name is HappyHappyLand...
By DarkTemplarGuy
----------------------
*Peacecraft Limo, 6:30 AM*
Wufei: SLOW DOWN, MAXWELL!!! INJUSTICE!!!
Duo: Calm down, Wu-man, we're here!
Wufei: WU-MAN?!! INJUSTICE!!!
*everyone climbs out of limo, most faces are green and looking for trash cans*
Duo: C'mon, guys... My driving's not THAT bad, is it?
*no trash cans in sight so they use the next best thing, Duo*
Duo (covered in barf): ^-^; maybe it was... hehehe...
Relena (HPSV): Let's go!!!
*Ticket booth, 6:50 AM*
Ticket Guy: Hi, and Welcome to HappyHappyLand! How many people?
Heero, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs: H..H..HappyHappyLand? DUO!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Noin: It's too late now, might as well try to make it through with those 3 the way they are (points at Duo, Relena, Quatre)
*Duo, Relena, Quatre jumping around like 5-year olds when they get a treat*
Cathy: 12 Teen admissions, please!
Ticket Guy: $360.00, please! *cough*youguysarefreaks*cough*
Heero (aims gun at Ticket Guy's head): What did you say?
Ticket Guy: !..!..!..!!!!!umm... free on Happy Saturdays! That's today, I forgot!! So sorry, sir!
Heero (puts gun away): That's better. I'm not going to pay money to be tortured
*As everyone enters gate, they feel a strange tingling sensation*
Trowa: !!!The He-*gets punched by unseen object*
Trowa: ???
Ticket Guy: You didn't see the sign on the way in? This is a swearing/violence free zone!
Heero (deathglare to Duo): When we get out of here, I'm going to kill you
Duo: *gulps*
Wufei: INJSUTICE!!! I'M GOING TO BLOW OF YOUR F-*anti swearing device hits Wufei* head off with Nataku, Maxwell!!!
Duo: *gulp*
Heero, Trowa, Wufei, Zechs: KILL DUO!!! *all have pitchforks and torches like a mob* KILL!!!
Duo: AAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs away with H, T, W and Z chasing him*
Hilde: Might as well enjoy the rest of the day. *looks at directory* Room of Happiness??? What kind of sh*A-SD(1) hits Hilde* park is this?
(1) - Anti-Swearing Device - Knows all swear words, if someone starts to say one, it punches them, or depending on how many times they've tried to swear, stun them or kick them out of the park
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Will Hilde join the mob? Will Duo escape? Will Sally and Dorothy talk? Will they escape the No Swearing/Violence Zone? Find out in the next chapter!
Please review!!!
My other fics:
You're obsessed with a Mobile Suit When...
Survivor: The Gundam Outback
Attack of Dark DarkTemplarGuy!