Title - Little Shop Of Labyrinth
Author - Essy
Disclaimer - No infringement of copyright was intended here.
Archival - By permission only
This is a parody of the Dentist's song from "Little Shop of Horrors". I
based this on the version from the film although you should be okay if
you've just seen the show. If you haven't seen either, go rent the fim now,
it's incredibly funny! Stuff in brackets is spoken.
JARETH
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things that I did,
Like kickin' goblins, 'cause I thought it was fun
I'd poison peaches, and when I was done,
I'd find a fire gang and remove all their heads,
That's when my momma said...
(CHORUS: What did she say?)
JARETH
She said "My boy, I think some day,
You'll find a way,
To make your natural tendencies pay:
You'll be a GK!
(CHORUS: You'll be a GK!)
JARETH
You have a talent for causing folks pain!
Son, be a GK,
(CHORUS: Son be a GK!)
JARETH
Then over an entire maze you can reign!
Your temperement's wrong for a teacher,
And daycare would suit you still less!
Son, be a GK,
You'll be a success!"
(CHORUS: Here he is folks, with pants that sure aren't slack.
Watch him handle those balls, oh my God!
He's the GK and he'll never be any good,
Just steal his hairspray and the tears will flood!)
(SARAH: "That's not fair! Wait, I'm too young!")
(JARETH: "Ah shuddup! Eat this peach! Here I come!")
JARETH
I am a GK,
And I enjoy the career I have picked,
I am a GK,
And I get off on the woe I inflict!
I sing and I wing through the air,
It's swell, though they tell me I'm being unfair!
(Chorus: "GK!")
JARETH
And though it may cause big sisters distress,
(Chorus: "Ooh, distress!")
JARETH
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven up above me,
I know, I know that my Momma's proud of me,
(JARETH: "Oh, Momma!")
JARETH
Cause I'm a GK,
And a success!
(JARETH: "Say you'll fear me!"
SARAH: "I'll fear you."
JARETH: "Say you'll love me!"
SARAH: "I'll love you."
JARETH: "Say you'll do as I say!"
SARAH: "You have no power over me."
JARETH: "Oh shit!")
Author - Essy
Disclaimer - No infringement of copyright was intended here.
Archival - By permission only
This is a parody of the Dentist's song from "Little Shop of Horrors". I
based this on the version from the film although you should be okay if
you've just seen the show. If you haven't seen either, go rent the fim now,
it's incredibly funny! Stuff in brackets is spoken.
JARETH
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things that I did,
Like kickin' goblins, 'cause I thought it was fun
I'd poison peaches, and when I was done,
I'd find a fire gang and remove all their heads,
That's when my momma said...
(CHORUS: What did she say?)
JARETH
She said "My boy, I think some day,
You'll find a way,
To make your natural tendencies pay:
You'll be a GK!
(CHORUS: You'll be a GK!)
JARETH
You have a talent for causing folks pain!
Son, be a GK,
(CHORUS: Son be a GK!)
JARETH
Then over an entire maze you can reign!
Your temperement's wrong for a teacher,
And daycare would suit you still less!
Son, be a GK,
You'll be a success!"
(CHORUS: Here he is folks, with pants that sure aren't slack.
Watch him handle those balls, oh my God!
He's the GK and he'll never be any good,
Just steal his hairspray and the tears will flood!)
(SARAH: "That's not fair! Wait, I'm too young!")
(JARETH: "Ah shuddup! Eat this peach! Here I come!")
JARETH
I am a GK,
And I enjoy the career I have picked,
I am a GK,
And I get off on the woe I inflict!
I sing and I wing through the air,
It's swell, though they tell me I'm being unfair!
(Chorus: "GK!")
JARETH
And though it may cause big sisters distress,
(Chorus: "Ooh, distress!")
JARETH
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven up above me,
I know, I know that my Momma's proud of me,
(JARETH: "Oh, Momma!")
JARETH
Cause I'm a GK,
And a success!
(JARETH: "Say you'll fear me!"
SARAH: "I'll fear you."
JARETH: "Say you'll love me!"
SARAH: "I'll love you."
JARETH: "Say you'll do as I say!"
SARAH: "You have no power over me."
JARETH: "Oh shit!")