Chemistry class, epilogue
Zechs
Zechs, who had been kept in detention by Miss Une, left the class a few (ten to be precise) minutes after the rest of the class. After having patched the table he had destroyed with old pieces of wood he had ran to get in the backyard of the school, which had been quite a task in itself since the school's watch dogs had been at his tail all the while, Lady Une had given him a lecture on trying harder to achieve his goals and blah blah blah. Zechs had missed that part. Now he was free to go pick on them nerds sitting at the corner table of the cafeteria. He walked around proudly in the school, his teeth shining as he smiled to some beautiful ladies passing by (he had secretly used some teeth bleach during Lady Une's boring speech, just to get the yellow out of them) and entered the cafeteria, head high.
But the reaction to his arrival in the cafeteria was self-esteem shattering. His mouth dropped open to the ground when he saw everyone bursting out in laughter at the nere sight of him. People were pointing and laughing at him, screaming out, 'HAHA, so you're the guy who blew up the lab on the first floor,' or, 'I was in the English class below you guys when the green goo you dropped fell through the floor!' Zechs didn't even have the courage to get in the lunch line. He ran to sit at the G-boys' table, nearly crying, his self-esteem shattered to a million pieces. (sounds familiar?)
Wufei
Wufei, on his side, was kneeling on the dinner bench, still praying. He hadn't opened his eyes or disturbed himself from his prayersince he had started, which is literally why Duo had to drag him down two flights of stairs, making harsh comments such as 'Help yourself, Wufei, and Buddha will help you,' as he had struggled to bring him down to the dinner table. A few people had laughed when they had seen Duo pulling Wufei by the end of the shirt, and setting him up on the bench. He had simply sneered, silently cursing after Wufei, for being so weak. But he would NEVER dare say it out loud.
Relena
Relena had been spacing out, dreaming about beind the queen of the world, when she had heard some laughing and cheering. She saw her dearest big brother running towards their table as the Nerds' table threw their residue meatballs at him. She smiled a bit, grinned a bit wider, until she got questionnable looks from Dorothy and Ayumi to what it was exactly she was doing. But it was only THEN, that she realized what it was that was missing, or realized that something was missing at all.
"OH MY GOD! HEERO'S GONE!!!" she shrieked as she buried her head in her hands, under the incredulous look of the other's at the table. Duo twirled his finger around his ear and whistled the ever so famous clown-theme, as in 'Relena's got to be the crazziest bitch I've ever seen.'
Duo
Speaking of which, Duo never really lifted off his lunch hour coffee ring. Instead, he decided to pour a bit of that 'magical pepping stuff" into Dorothy's cup of tea (since he had always thought tea needed a little more bounce to it). Dorothy brought the cup to her lips, and... YESSS!!! Sucess! She didnÕt make a face. He thought it was now safe to tell her what he had done.
"Hey Dorothy! I told you you'd like my coffee!" Duo nudged the evil-eyebrowed girl in the ribs. She looked at him with an evil glare, somewhere between Trowa's kill-my-enemies look and Heero's omae-o-korosu look and spoke very calmly.
"What are you talking about, Maxwell?I didn't even have a sip of that chemically -induced coffee of yours..." She nonchalantly took another sip of her 'tea' and looked away.
"Well, I sorta poured a bit of it in your tea, when you were in the lunch line..." Since Duo always brought his lunch to school, he had gotten plenty of time to goof around with Dorothy's drink.
Dorothy's eyes grew big. "I thought my tea tasted funny!!! MAXWELL, YOU PUT NITROGLYCERIN IN THERE!!! I COULD DIE IF I DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL SOON!!!" she screeched loudly enough so the cafeteria could hear. People started whistling and clapping, and congratulating Duo on his brave act of kindness to the society. Dorothy stromed out of the room, and brought herself to the hospital to be treated.
Dorothy
When Dorothy stormed in the hospital, she nearly made the entire staff die of a heart attack.
"OH MY! What happened to your eyebrows, dear?" An old nurse asked. "You must've had them plucked at Dawn Salon's, right? Happened to me once too. Well come here, I'll fix them for you..."the nurse stopped in her tracks when she saw Dorothy turning a deep shade of red.
"There is nothing wrong with... my eyebrows... HELLO PEOPLE?!? I JUST SWALLOWED NITROGLYCERIN!!!" she picked a mini-tantrum, stomping a foot to the floor. The staff just nodded and continued their work.
"LOOK PEOPLE! I COULD..." Dorothy flopped to the floor. Doctors rushed over to her, taking her pulse, checking what might've been the cause of her death.
Unfortunately, they weren't too late to save her. Not only did she get treated for 'tea-poisoning', the doctors also agreed that she definetely needed a 'eyebrow fix-up'...
Ayumi
Ayumi wasn't too sad about the fact that Quatre was , well, in love with another guy. She was actually happy for the two of them. So, looking around the table, she spotted Duo and thought of the way he had gotten rid of Dorothy, (therefore,she judged he must be a good guy, since he had good taste in women) and decided to go sit at his end of the table.
"Hey Ayumi..." Duo looked at her curiously, since he usually didn't get much attention from girls but was furthermore mistaken for one. "I didn't think you would come out with a question of the sort in chemistry class..." She smiled at him as she sat down, her school dress fluttering a bit as she did so. He could feel blood rushing up to his cheeks.
"Wow, a girl's talking to me, AND I get rid of Dorothy... This must be my lucky day..." He thought interiorly as he started a conversation with Ayumi. Whho knows what the future hold for those two?
Quatre
Quatre had finally spoken his mind. It wasn't in his habits to do it out there in the open, but now, it was said. The word had gotten around the cafeteria quite quickly (but not as quick as Zechs's little high school dramas) and nearly everybody knew about it now... But it didn't matter anymore, because Trowa would protect him from whatever the world would throw at them. And he was happy. Very happy.
He looked around the table, and saw Ayumi talking to Duo. "Hmm... Could there be another couple at the table? I mean, a realistic one?" Quatre spoke to Trowa as he shot a worried look at the still-crying Relena, as she woed in self-pity at what she said was 'losing her one, true love...'
Trowa
Trowa nodded at his 'little one's' comment. It was true that the red head was after Duo now, and maybe she wasn't that bad after all. And Trowa had noticed another thing since lunch hour had started. He hadn't hit his forehead once since the start of dinner. Maybe it was because Quatre clung to his good arm so tightly his hand was turning blue, or maybe it was because he thought his 'friends' weren't as hopeless as they had seemed to be earlier that morning.
Maybe they would pass chemistry class after all...
Heero
And how could we forget Heero? He hadn't gone to sit at the dinner table with the rest, as Relena had ever so clearly pointed out. No, he had important work to do. As airhead as Relena was, she had given him her locker combination. That would cost her a lot. He had brought down his experiment, and was about to place it in Relena's locker when...
"Hiya Heero! There you are!!! What are you doing in my locker? Leaving me roses? I promise I won't look!!!" Relena turned around happily as she covered her eyes. Heero rolled his eyes as he set off the pest bomb.
"Here! I made this for you in chemistry class..." Heero handed her the pest bomb and started to head towards the cafeteria.
"YAY!!! What is-" She was cut off by a horrible stench-filled gas that came out of the bomb. Heero snickered as he continued to walk towards the cafeteria.
"Mission sucessful!!!"
Lady Une
And as our fanfic draws to a close, Lady Une was sitting in her, now-quiet classroom, dreaming about how perfect her class at the third period would be when she heard an announcement made on the speakers:
ÒDue to a delay on the schedule, all students will head to their second class. I repeat...Ó
~the true and final end~
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