This story is a reselt of four pieces of cake and some kit-kats! Heehee!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter dammit.
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One day Harry, Ron and Hermione decided to go for a swim in the lake.
"Hey, you guys wanna go for a swim in the lake??? I do. Heeheee. (cackles madly)." Harry said.
"uuhhh, um, I-I-I-I um we OKAY!!!" Hermione says, then starts scratching her ass.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!! Like, let's, like, go , like to, like , the , like, lake, like!!!!" Ron says. "I'm, like, a, like, VALLEYGIRL LIKE @*&^(*&(*&^%$$%$#!!!"
"I'm soo confused!@" Harry yells, then starts running around in circles, holding his head.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, pops a big, huge, tweety bird!
"This font is bowing!! I want a diffewent font!" she says. HARRY, RON AND HERM STOP MOVING AND STARE UP AT THE BIRD. THEN, AT THE SAME TIME, THEY FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND START PRAYING TO TWEETY.
"OH, TWEETY MOST HONORABLE BIRD, YOU SHALL NEVER DIE." HARRY SAID, WITH HIS EYES TWITCHING.
"HAAHEEHAHEHHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHAHHAH!!! HARRY, YOU GREAT BIG HUMOUNGOUS GIANT PRAT! EVERYONE DIES SOMEDAY!"
THEN OUT OF A DOOR THAT THEY HADN'T NOTICED BEFORE, OUT CAME VOLDEMORT!
"SO, WE MEET AGAIN, TWEETY!!!" VOLDIE YELLED.
"SQEEK SQEEK,SQUEEK!! **9**&*^*&^*^&&^%%%$##$$#!! @@@!@!##$^&%^%&*(&(*&&%%&$#$#!(((*(*&&^&^*&^%$~~!@!~@!~#$&%$^%$!!!!()*&)(*^*%&$^%#%#@$!$#@!~@!~@!~$#!@$%#^%$#&$%!!!!"
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!" VOLDIE YELLS. TWEETY SCREAMS
"NNNNOOOONONONONONONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONOIONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HARRY., HERMIONE, AND RON YELL.
"I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH, TWEETY!" RON CRIES.
"INSTANTANIUS CATWALKANIOS!!!"
A CATWALK APPEARS. RON JUMPS UP AND "I WILL SURVIVE STARTS PLAYING.
"AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID THAT YOU WERE PETRIFIED, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT VOLDIE HAS KILLED YOU INSIDE, BUT I'VE GOT ALL MY FRIENDS TO KNOW, AND I 'VE GOT ALL MY FOES TO KILL, I WILL SURVIVE, I WILL SURVIVE, HEY HEY!!!!" YELLED , RON.
"I'M SO CONFUSED!!" HARRY RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES HOLDING HIS HEAD!
The End
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter dammit.
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One day Harry, Ron and Hermione decided to go for a swim in the lake.
"Hey, you guys wanna go for a swim in the lake??? I do. Heeheee. (cackles madly)." Harry said.
"uuhhh, um, I-I-I-I um we OKAY!!!" Hermione says, then starts scratching her ass.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!! Like, let's, like, go , like to, like , the , like, lake, like!!!!" Ron says. "I'm, like, a, like, VALLEYGIRL LIKE @*&^(*&(*&^%$$%$#!!!"
"I'm soo confused!@" Harry yells, then starts running around in circles, holding his head.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, pops a big, huge, tweety bird!
"This font is bowing!! I want a diffewent font!" she says. HARRY, RON AND HERM STOP MOVING AND STARE UP AT THE BIRD. THEN, AT THE SAME TIME, THEY FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND START PRAYING TO TWEETY.
"OH, TWEETY MOST HONORABLE BIRD, YOU SHALL NEVER DIE." HARRY SAID, WITH HIS EYES TWITCHING.
"HAAHEEHAHEHHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHAHHAH!!! HARRY, YOU GREAT BIG HUMOUNGOUS GIANT PRAT! EVERYONE DIES SOMEDAY!"
THEN OUT OF A DOOR THAT THEY HADN'T NOTICED BEFORE, OUT CAME VOLDEMORT!
"SO, WE MEET AGAIN, TWEETY!!!" VOLDIE YELLED.
"SQEEK SQEEK,SQUEEK!! **9**&*^*&^*^&&^%%%$##$$#!! @@@!@!##$^&%^%&*(&(*&&%%&$#$#!(((*(*&&^&^*&^%$~~!@!~@!~#$&%$^%$!!!!()*&)(*^*%&$^%#%#@$!$#@!~@!~@!~$#!@$%#^%$#&$%!!!!"
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!" VOLDIE YELLS. TWEETY SCREAMS
"NNNNOOOONONONONONONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONOIONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HARRY., HERMIONE, AND RON YELL.
"I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH, TWEETY!" RON CRIES.
"INSTANTANIUS CATWALKANIOS!!!"
A CATWALK APPEARS. RON JUMPS UP AND "I WILL SURVIVE STARTS PLAYING.
"AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID THAT YOU WERE PETRIFIED, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT VOLDIE HAS KILLED YOU INSIDE, BUT I'VE GOT ALL MY FRIENDS TO KNOW, AND I 'VE GOT ALL MY FOES TO KILL, I WILL SURVIVE, I WILL SURVIVE, HEY HEY!!!!" YELLED , RON.
"I'M SO CONFUSED!!" HARRY RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES HOLDING HIS HEAD!
The End