The Weakest Link - Gundam Style

Hey! This is the Weakest Link. One of the dodgiest British imports you are ever gonna get. The Weakest Link belongs to the BBC and all that crap. The Deathglare™ belongs to Heero Yuy.

Before I forget…ANNE ROBINSON ROCKS! (For an' ol'gal!)

A/N: I'm using the British version i.e. £'s instead of $'s and Tetly and PG are types of tea. Any other culture gaps y'wanna know about just E-Mail me ~Jayde

The Weakest Link!

::Dramatic Music::

Une ::at plastic podium with black flowing jacket::

Hello, I'm Anne Une and this is THE WEAKEST LINK!

And these are our contestants, tonight.

::Dramatic Music::

Heero: I'm Heero, a homicidal, suicidal maniac out to kill Relena.

Duo: I'm the cool guy of the group and kick ass for a livin'.

Trowa: …

Quatre: I'm the nice, shy loveable guy of the group. Everybody loves me!

Wu Fei: I'm the guy with the most justice and integrity of the group and I can't stand weak onna's or Treize, he has no integrity!

Zechs: I'm the bishonen with the long blonde hair all women want. And my voice actor is Brian Drummond, so that makes me the instant favorite to all the women.

Dorothy: I'm the female homicidal maniac with evil, independently minded eyebrows.

Relena: I'm the goody-goody of the group. And I have a fetish about Heero shooting me.

Noin: I'm the girl who fights with the guys and STILL doesn't have her own DAMN GUNDAM!!

Treize: If Relena is the goody-goody, then I'm the bady-bady. I rule OZ, made the Epyon Gundam and I look damn good in these pants!

Une: Yes, you certainly do, Treize-sama!

Everyone: O.o

Une: *cough*, *cough*…err…Let's play, THE WEAKEST LINK!

::Dramatic music::

Une: Ok, we play by answering questions. Each time you get one right you get money. You mustn't get one wrong or you'll break the chain of money.  But if you say 'Bank' before you answer a question, the chain of money is saved and you start a new chain of money. E=MC2, every action has an equal but opposite reaction and space is infinite, Treize rules all and…opps…have I said too much…?

Heero, what's the main component of the Zero System?

Heero: …er…emmm…hallucinogenic drugs?

Une: Correct. £50

Duo, what's the name of your Gundam Deathsythe?

Duo: Oh…I know this one…hold on a sec…DEATHSYTHE!         

Une: Correct. £100

Trowa, what's your name?

Trowa: …

Une: I'm afraid your wrong, Trowa. Everyone has decided it's Trowa Barton. £0

Quatre, what is your favorite tea?

Quatre: Oh dear, that's tough…is it green tea? …Or PG? … Or Tetly? No, it's EARL GREY!

Une: Correct. £50

Wu Fei, Who has the most integrity and justice?

Wu Fei: Me!

Une: Incorrect. The correct answer is Mister Treize! £0

Zechs, why did you blatantly ignore Noin's advances, was it because of the war? Because you've been life long friends and didn't want to ruin it? Or is it because you needed an ego boost and having Noin constantly following you, provided that?

Zechs: (ashamed) I needed an ego boost.

Une: Correct…sadistic wanker… £50

Dorothy, if you slice a male of 5ft8's throat with an AD1895 fencing sword in your right hand, how long will it take for him to die from lack of blood? Bearing in mind your incision will be about 2.54 inches.

Dorothy: Exactly 4.1658 minutes, on my good day.

Une: Correct. £100

Relena, why are you so damn annoying? Is it because you're a goody-goody? That you have a fake English accent? Or you get Heero to wreck Mister Treize's plans time and again?

Relena: 'BANK' It's a combination of all three.

Une: Correct. £100 banked. Chain starts from £0

Noin, why did you bother with Zechs. Especially now that you know you're an 'Ego-Boost'?

Noin: 'BANK' Well, it's different now, so :P ::sticks tongue out at Une::

Une: You are sort of correct, might as well allow it… £150 banked. Chain starts from £0

Treize-sama, how old are you?

Treize: 'BANK' 24.

Une: Correct £200 banked

::Deathglare-ing™ at everyone but Treize:: Who is it that's holding you back? Who is a waste of space? Who doesn't speak, let alone say 'BANK' so save your hard earned cash? Which clown among you isn't amusing? Who's hair just doesn't cut it around here? IT'S TIME TO CAST OFF YOUR WEAKEST LINK!!

::Dramatic music::

Heero: Trowa

Duo: Trowa

Trowa: …

Quatre: Trowa (Sorry Trowa)

Wu Fei: Trowa

Zechs: Trowa (I love Noin)

Dorothy: Trowa . (My eyebrows are sexy!)

Relena: Trowa

Noin: Trowa

Treize: Trowa

Une: It's unanimous, Trowa…YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! Goodbye!!

::Scary metal music::

::Loser talk-time with Trowa::

Trowa: …

End Of Part One