Disclaimer I do not own Tenchi or Invader Zim.
This lovelyTenchi Muyo/Invader Zim crossover is written by Serenity 6456, Kelly girl #13, Sailor MJBR, and me: Aqua Tsunami! Wahoo!
Sasami walked into the living room and saw Ryoko singing LOCOMOTION but she didn't know the words so she replaced all the words she didn't know with TENCHI. "c'mon baby, do the locomotion. tenchi tenchi, tenchi tenchi tenchi." Sasami tried telling her that dinner was ready but Ryoko wouldn't stop singing, and soon she was just singing to the tune of locomotion and made all the words tenchi. Sasami then went outside where everyone except Washu was supposed to be doing their chores, but instead they were just lying around. It was a very hot summer evening and everyone was very tired from doing there chores all day. They were even too tired to go in the house when Sasami told them dinner was ready. Right when they all started to drag themselves into the house, a large ship landed in the lake. They all wondered who's it was, since Mihoshi was already there.
"aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, it worked it actually worked!" Washu wailed, running down the halls. She ran outside to the lake where the ship was recked. Washu opened the door, and out popped a little green... thing, and its robot. The robot climbed out of the ship and started hopping on it's head and squealing.
"What is going on here, Miss Washu?" Aeka demanded.
"I was doing an expierement to see if I could transport an object from one place to another from the US to Japan," Washu explained."and something else should be coming in just a few seconds..."
Sure enough two people landed fell from the sky into the spaceship floating in the lake.
"Miss Washu! Were you on drugs when you thought of this?" Kione demanded.
Tenchi walked out from the carrot feilds with a bucket of carrots that Ryo-ohki was chomping on. She jumped out of the basket and when Gir looked at her his eyes became the shape of hearts and he fainted, and than his head opened up and his beehive and cupcake fell out of it.
"Pitiful humans, where have you taken me, I was in the tuuuuuuuub!" the green creature explained
The two figures that had landed in the spaceship crawled out slowly. One was a boy who had a happy noodle boy shirt on, and a black coat. The other was a girl with purple hair who was playing a vidio game.
Aeka stormed up to the girl, "Who gave you permission to have such a beautiful color of hair such as mine? I demand you to remove it!"
The girl replied back, "Shut up, I'm playing my game!" and then punched Aeka in the squeedly spooch. Aeka cowered over from the punch in her stomech, "How dare you treat a princess such as me with so low of dignity? You are a disgrace to your kind, and i shall never forget this." Aeka stormed away from the girl, who had continued playing her game.
Finally Ryoko walked away from the karaoke machine having just sung something that would make Tenchi's nose bleed. ((I'm not telling you what she sung cause this is only a pg-rated fic))
"Oh my wonderful Tenchi, I've missed you so much, why weren't you in there listening to my velvety voice?" Zim fell in love right away with her dominering personality, he ran up to her, kissed her hand and said,"I am Zim, and you shall be my Queen and we will rule the world with my IRON FIST!," he pointed his fist at Tenchi and said, "You, obey the fist!"
Ryoko slapped the Zim and said "You are nothing like my Tenchi, I love him so much and could never love anything like you!" Zim's eyes were downcast as he felt something called 'heartache' he than thought *I will kill this man in his sleep than with that done, I shall make this Earth woman fall in love with me!* ((I know Ryoko isn't from Earth but he doesn't know that))
Dib than spoke up, "I must warn you all, that green man you see is an alien!" he pointed at Zim.
Then Sasami screamed out, "I am too, I'm from planet Jurai! My name is Sasami!"
Dib shocked from the news he just heard fell to the ground, Aeka spoke up, "I am also not from this world, I am the first princess of Jurai, my sister Sasami is the second princess of Jurai. Ryoko is also an alien. She's an evil space pirate demon, stay away from her. Mioshi is a galaxy police detective, as well is Kione, now if you'll excuse me I shall apoligize to you, girl with the beautiful purple hair for me being so rude." She bowed her head in apology.
"Ok. whatever. you guys got any video games?"
"Oh! I have tons! come with me and we can play, by the way whats your name?" Sasami grabbed gaz's arms and started pulling her towards the house.
"It's Gaz."
Washu came up to Zim who was ogueling Ryoko, "Dear boy, what are you planning to do to my daughter?"
"I am planning on marrying her and than taking over this world."
"Hmm that sounds nice, but why don't you get a job, you can work in my lab, it pays good and it has good benefits!"
"well I get to rule the lab?"
"No because I am the ruler of the lab, but you can be second in charge after I teach you the safety tips of my lab."
'Hmmm...' Zim thought. 'This spiky haired girl doesn't seem like she could keep me from taking over the lab.'
"But first you gotta wear this bracelet." Washu smiled
"Whaaaaaat?!" Zim shreiked as Washu put an electronic thing on Zim's wrist.
"Now if you think of overthrowing me and taking over the lab, you'll get an electroic shock."
"Yeeekss!" Zim yelled, getting a shock.
"I'm such a genius!" Washu bragged in her squeeky voice, laughing like a maniac.
Zim grumbled he was outdone again by some inferior being.
Dib ran up with a net that appered out of no where trying to catch all the aliens. He tied the net around Ryoko, which was a big mistake. Ryoko her face turning mad with anger made her red sword appear cutting through the net, the next thing Dib knew was he was 50 feet up in the air with one pissed off demon.Finally Gir got up his eyes still in heart shapes he picked up his bees and ate his cupcake and looked at a picture of Ryo-ohki (how he got I don't know but he had one) Then he looked at his cupcake wrapper and said with a sad voice "I miss you cupcake" and licked the wrapper.
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This lovelyTenchi Muyo/Invader Zim crossover is written by Serenity 6456, Kelly girl #13, Sailor MJBR, and me: Aqua Tsunami! Wahoo!
Sasami walked into the living room and saw Ryoko singing LOCOMOTION but she didn't know the words so she replaced all the words she didn't know with TENCHI. "c'mon baby, do the locomotion. tenchi tenchi, tenchi tenchi tenchi." Sasami tried telling her that dinner was ready but Ryoko wouldn't stop singing, and soon she was just singing to the tune of locomotion and made all the words tenchi. Sasami then went outside where everyone except Washu was supposed to be doing their chores, but instead they were just lying around. It was a very hot summer evening and everyone was very tired from doing there chores all day. They were even too tired to go in the house when Sasami told them dinner was ready. Right when they all started to drag themselves into the house, a large ship landed in the lake. They all wondered who's it was, since Mihoshi was already there.
"aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, it worked it actually worked!" Washu wailed, running down the halls. She ran outside to the lake where the ship was recked. Washu opened the door, and out popped a little green... thing, and its robot. The robot climbed out of the ship and started hopping on it's head and squealing.
"What is going on here, Miss Washu?" Aeka demanded.
"I was doing an expierement to see if I could transport an object from one place to another from the US to Japan," Washu explained."and something else should be coming in just a few seconds..."
Sure enough two people landed fell from the sky into the spaceship floating in the lake.
"Miss Washu! Were you on drugs when you thought of this?" Kione demanded.
Tenchi walked out from the carrot feilds with a bucket of carrots that Ryo-ohki was chomping on. She jumped out of the basket and when Gir looked at her his eyes became the shape of hearts and he fainted, and than his head opened up and his beehive and cupcake fell out of it.
"Pitiful humans, where have you taken me, I was in the tuuuuuuuub!" the green creature explained
The two figures that had landed in the spaceship crawled out slowly. One was a boy who had a happy noodle boy shirt on, and a black coat. The other was a girl with purple hair who was playing a vidio game.
Aeka stormed up to the girl, "Who gave you permission to have such a beautiful color of hair such as mine? I demand you to remove it!"
The girl replied back, "Shut up, I'm playing my game!" and then punched Aeka in the squeedly spooch. Aeka cowered over from the punch in her stomech, "How dare you treat a princess such as me with so low of dignity? You are a disgrace to your kind, and i shall never forget this." Aeka stormed away from the girl, who had continued playing her game.
Finally Ryoko walked away from the karaoke machine having just sung something that would make Tenchi's nose bleed. ((I'm not telling you what she sung cause this is only a pg-rated fic))
"Oh my wonderful Tenchi, I've missed you so much, why weren't you in there listening to my velvety voice?" Zim fell in love right away with her dominering personality, he ran up to her, kissed her hand and said,"I am Zim, and you shall be my Queen and we will rule the world with my IRON FIST!," he pointed his fist at Tenchi and said, "You, obey the fist!"
Ryoko slapped the Zim and said "You are nothing like my Tenchi, I love him so much and could never love anything like you!" Zim's eyes were downcast as he felt something called 'heartache' he than thought *I will kill this man in his sleep than with that done, I shall make this Earth woman fall in love with me!* ((I know Ryoko isn't from Earth but he doesn't know that))
Dib than spoke up, "I must warn you all, that green man you see is an alien!" he pointed at Zim.
Then Sasami screamed out, "I am too, I'm from planet Jurai! My name is Sasami!"
Dib shocked from the news he just heard fell to the ground, Aeka spoke up, "I am also not from this world, I am the first princess of Jurai, my sister Sasami is the second princess of Jurai. Ryoko is also an alien. She's an evil space pirate demon, stay away from her. Mioshi is a galaxy police detective, as well is Kione, now if you'll excuse me I shall apoligize to you, girl with the beautiful purple hair for me being so rude." She bowed her head in apology.
"Ok. whatever. you guys got any video games?"
"Oh! I have tons! come with me and we can play, by the way whats your name?" Sasami grabbed gaz's arms and started pulling her towards the house.
"It's Gaz."
Washu came up to Zim who was ogueling Ryoko, "Dear boy, what are you planning to do to my daughter?"
"I am planning on marrying her and than taking over this world."
"Hmm that sounds nice, but why don't you get a job, you can work in my lab, it pays good and it has good benefits!"
"well I get to rule the lab?"
"No because I am the ruler of the lab, but you can be second in charge after I teach you the safety tips of my lab."
'Hmmm...' Zim thought. 'This spiky haired girl doesn't seem like she could keep me from taking over the lab.'
"But first you gotta wear this bracelet." Washu smiled
"Whaaaaaat?!" Zim shreiked as Washu put an electronic thing on Zim's wrist.
"Now if you think of overthrowing me and taking over the lab, you'll get an electroic shock."
"Yeeekss!" Zim yelled, getting a shock.
"I'm such a genius!" Washu bragged in her squeeky voice, laughing like a maniac.
Zim grumbled he was outdone again by some inferior being.
Dib ran up with a net that appered out of no where trying to catch all the aliens. He tied the net around Ryoko, which was a big mistake. Ryoko her face turning mad with anger made her red sword appear cutting through the net, the next thing Dib knew was he was 50 feet up in the air with one pissed off demon.Finally Gir got up his eyes still in heart shapes he picked up his bees and ate his cupcake and looked at a picture of Ryo-ohki (how he got I don't know but he had one) Then he looked at his cupcake wrapper and said with a sad voice "I miss you cupcake" and licked the wrapper.
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