Note: StarPikachu and I are writing this together, and we're extremely high on sugar. This can never be good. You have been warned.
This is for PinkScyther. I think you infected us with you insane-ness. MUAHAHA!
I don't own Pokemon. If I did, the world would be in danger!!!!!!!
The Night We Ate Too Much Ice Cream and Became Insane and Wrote a Stupid and Crazy Fic
By LavenderEspeon and her friend StarPikachu
One day, Entei was wearing a dress. Then Entei said, "This dress shows off my figure. But now I have to cut holes in it for my spikes to stick out." So he got Tracey to help, but Tracey got stuck on a spike. Entei went, "Ew! I have a Tracey on my spike!" Tracey wants a hamburger. Then the flyswatter CAME TO LIFE!! It wanted to kill them all!!! Then the giant teething ring came to the rescue! Togepi Screamed! There were three wishes, so Ash came to the rescue. He hit his head on a Brock so that Misty would get married. Everybody screamed at the Japanese-ness infecting the city! Jigglypuff sang everyone to sleep.
The next day, I wanted some food! So I got my friend StarPikachu to bring me a bone! I didn't like the bone so I got a Shellder! Team Rocket didn't like my Shellder! Shellder was angry and wouldn't be one with the force. "Shellder!" yelled Brock. "I am Brock. Let us dance in merriment! May the force be with you! La la la…"
Brock and Shellder danced around until today, when the time machine broke and my puppy heard the frequency. All havoc commenced. No one would sing anymore. The flyswatter is back!!!!! Run away!! It's after Yanma and it wants afghans! My squiggles are on a soap opera. Then, the soap opera started singing!!!!!! They wouldn't stop!!!!
"NO!" screamed Misty. "I am a sock! You are a sock! The sock is in the shower! NOOOO!!"
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" screamed Ash. He ran into a brick wall.
"SMELL IT! SMELL IT FOR THE SAKE OF ME!!" screamed Brock. Nurse Joy ran away. A reindeer is loose! A Pikachu ran into a TV set. It ran away.
StarPikachu and me used SQUIRTBOTTLE!
The weird tree doesn't like SQUIRTBOTTLE!
THE WEIRD TREE ATTACKED! Sudowoodo appeared. I caught a Yanma. StarPikachu found a Sudowoodo. It sprouted.
Something happened to Tracey and Entei… but nobody knows what. Tracey's body wasn't found at the bottom of a creek bed, and Entei is the leader of a post-industrial stamp club in Northwestern Atlantis.
Definitely the end.