The Animorphs at the Movies
Disclaimer: No, the Animorphs do not belong to me. No spoilers.
This is just what each Animorph thought about some recent movies when they went to see them together. I got the idea because of my personal obsession with film. I'm not sure if I intended it to be comedy or not. Oh well, tell me what you think. Maybe I'll do more movies if you liked this. Tell me which ones to do if you want me to, though.
GLADIATOR
JAKE: Excellent movie. I loved Joaquin Pheonix's interpretation of the corrupted, power hungry Commodus. The movie was definitely a worthy Best Picture winner. Plus, the tigers in the Coliseum were sweet. But if I was Russell Crowe, I'd have just morphed and beated them down.
RACHEL: Eh, pretty good for a "guy flick". Russell Crowe's pretty cute.
TOBIAS: Um, it was longer than two hours, so somewhere near the end I missed five minutes because I had to go into the bathroom and morph. Pretty awesome movie, though.
CASSIE: Halfway through the movie Jake and I started holding hands!! He's such a sweet, amazing guy. . .oh, the movie. Lucius was a cute kid. But that scene with the Tigers in the Coliseum, I definitely hope they were treated well. I'm going to have to write a letter to the producers to make sure.
MARCO: I have to admit, it was an amazingly sweet movie. Loved it. No good chicks, though.
AX: Two dimensional film??? Two??? I didn't think humans were THIS technologically impaired. Interesting "movie" for what it was, though. O. Tho. Th. Though.
MEET THE PARENTS
JAKE: LOL! That movie was so funny! Finally, a good comedy! Robert De Niro was excellent!
RACHEL: I have to admit, it was funny. Sort of didn't see the ending, though. . .
TOBIAS: It felt good to be human like that, go to the movie, sit next to Rachel, be normal, hold hands with Rachel, laugh a lot, make out with Rachel. . .yeah by the end of the movie I was paying no attention to the screen ;).
CASSIE: I hope the cat was treated well throughout filming. I wanted to, um, take the idea from Tobias and Rachel, but Jake was too damn busy laughing hysterically with Marco! Next time, they do NOT sit next to each other.
MARCO: Ah yes, the great art of comedy movies. Me and Jake laughed the whole way through. As we should've. It was hysterical. Not as good as like American Pie, though. Hey, whether there's nudity or not matters.
AX: Why were these humans laughing? And this mouth-to-mouth contact thing I observed with Rachel and Tobias. It seems to be a form of affection. But the movie itself was horribly boring. The rest of them seemed to think it was funny. What were they thinking? Bringing me to a movie that the sole purpose is making you laugh. I do not understand human humor! Why can't they get that through their heads?!
CAN'T HARDLY WAIT
JAKE: Yeah Rachel dragged us to this crappy chick flick, so Cassie and I found entertainment not on the screen, but on each other's mouths. Goodtimes.
RACHEL: Even I have to admit, this is one crappy chick movie. So, I just did what I did the last time. . .
TOBIAS: Rachel is so hot. . .
CASSIE: Jake is so cute. . .
MARCO: Hello, welcome to the Third Wheel Club. At least Ax was there, but he doesn't understand the whole "kissing" thing anyway. So I just focused my attention not on the couples of either side of me, but on Jennifer Love Hewitt. Wonderbras rock.
AX: Marco keeps talking about being a "third wheel". He's referring to The rest of the Animorphs "kissing", as I've learned it's called. But wouldn't that make him a fifth wheel? And why is he suddenly a "wheel"?? Oh, the movie. I didn't even pay attention. Shon. Ten-Shon.
Disclaimer: No, the Animorphs do not belong to me. No spoilers.
This is just what each Animorph thought about some recent movies when they went to see them together. I got the idea because of my personal obsession with film. I'm not sure if I intended it to be comedy or not. Oh well, tell me what you think. Maybe I'll do more movies if you liked this. Tell me which ones to do if you want me to, though.
GLADIATOR
JAKE: Excellent movie. I loved Joaquin Pheonix's interpretation of the corrupted, power hungry Commodus. The movie was definitely a worthy Best Picture winner. Plus, the tigers in the Coliseum were sweet. But if I was Russell Crowe, I'd have just morphed and beated them down.
RACHEL: Eh, pretty good for a "guy flick". Russell Crowe's pretty cute.
TOBIAS: Um, it was longer than two hours, so somewhere near the end I missed five minutes because I had to go into the bathroom and morph. Pretty awesome movie, though.
CASSIE: Halfway through the movie Jake and I started holding hands!! He's such a sweet, amazing guy. . .oh, the movie. Lucius was a cute kid. But that scene with the Tigers in the Coliseum, I definitely hope they were treated well. I'm going to have to write a letter to the producers to make sure.
MARCO: I have to admit, it was an amazingly sweet movie. Loved it. No good chicks, though.
AX: Two dimensional film??? Two??? I didn't think humans were THIS technologically impaired. Interesting "movie" for what it was, though. O. Tho. Th. Though.
MEET THE PARENTS
JAKE: LOL! That movie was so funny! Finally, a good comedy! Robert De Niro was excellent!
RACHEL: I have to admit, it was funny. Sort of didn't see the ending, though. . .
TOBIAS: It felt good to be human like that, go to the movie, sit next to Rachel, be normal, hold hands with Rachel, laugh a lot, make out with Rachel. . .yeah by the end of the movie I was paying no attention to the screen ;).
CASSIE: I hope the cat was treated well throughout filming. I wanted to, um, take the idea from Tobias and Rachel, but Jake was too damn busy laughing hysterically with Marco! Next time, they do NOT sit next to each other.
MARCO: Ah yes, the great art of comedy movies. Me and Jake laughed the whole way through. As we should've. It was hysterical. Not as good as like American Pie, though. Hey, whether there's nudity or not matters.
AX: Why were these humans laughing? And this mouth-to-mouth contact thing I observed with Rachel and Tobias. It seems to be a form of affection. But the movie itself was horribly boring. The rest of them seemed to think it was funny. What were they thinking? Bringing me to a movie that the sole purpose is making you laugh. I do not understand human humor! Why can't they get that through their heads?!
CAN'T HARDLY WAIT
JAKE: Yeah Rachel dragged us to this crappy chick flick, so Cassie and I found entertainment not on the screen, but on each other's mouths. Goodtimes.
RACHEL: Even I have to admit, this is one crappy chick movie. So, I just did what I did the last time. . .
TOBIAS: Rachel is so hot. . .
CASSIE: Jake is so cute. . .
MARCO: Hello, welcome to the Third Wheel Club. At least Ax was there, but he doesn't understand the whole "kissing" thing anyway. So I just focused my attention not on the couples of either side of me, but on Jennifer Love Hewitt. Wonderbras rock.
AX: Marco keeps talking about being a "third wheel". He's referring to The rest of the Animorphs "kissing", as I've learned it's called. But wouldn't that make him a fifth wheel? And why is he suddenly a "wheel"?? Oh, the movie. I didn't even pay attention. Shon. Ten-Shon.