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::Squall and Rinoa waiting for everyone else at a fancy resturant::
::Seifer drives up... on a harley::

::And everyone else in a limo::

Seifer- Hey! Why wasn't I invited in the limo ride?

Cloud- You didn't help pay.

::They all push past Seifer and walk inside::

::Seifer follows glumly::

Waiter- How many?

Tifa- Eight, please!

Zidane- Hey...where's Selphie?

Seifer- O.O;; Ummm I dunno!*

Cloud- Where's Aeries?

Tifa, grinning- At home...resting.**

::They finally get a table and sit down::

::Squall looks at the menu and sees hot dogs::

Squall- Thank goodness Zell ain't here...the bill would be huge.

Waiter- Can I get you some drinks?

Rinoa- Cocktail.

Cloud:wiskey!

Tifa: Sprite.

Zidane: gimme a beer..

Garnet: hmm.. i want a Dr P

Seifer: the strongest alcohol uve got

Squall- Coke.

Irvine- Cherry coke!

::Seifer scoots his chair close to Rinoa's and shoots Squall a dirty look::

::Squall doesn't notice, he's to busy staring at Garnet::

::Garnet doesn't notice. she's to busy staring at Cloud::

::Cloud doesn't notice, he's to busy staring at Rinoa::

::Rinoa doesn't notice, shes to busy staring at Zidane::

::Zidane doesn't notice, he's to busy staring at Tifa::

::And Tifa is to busy staring at Squall::
Irvine and Seifer: AHEM!
Author- Uh..
::The waitress over there...yeah, the ugly one... is staring and I and S::

I & S: -.-;

Irvine: Wellll Ladies... who wants to hear about the time I...::He goes on
and on, gloating and boasting::

::Selphie storms in and smacks Irvine::

Siefer- Uh, Selph, how'd you get here?

Selphie- I snuck out of your-

Seifer- EHEHEH Okay thats enough....RAJIN!

::Rajin appears and takes Selphie away::

All: O.O;;

::Seifer stands up to walk to the bathroom, but trips on Squalls extended
foot::
Seifer-Whoa!
::He rams into a waiter carrying food and the waiter spills the food all
over Tifa::
:: All the guys(except Seif, who continued to the bathroom)jump up with
towels to clean her off... then they notice each other and sit back down::

Tifa: CLOUD!

Cloud- Uh, yeah! ::Jumps up and wipes her off with a towel::

::Seifer walks back and sits in his chair, shooting Squall more dirty
looks::

::Irvine notices he has to pee, so he stands up and watches his steps
carefully::

Squall- Hey Irvine!

::He looks up and Zidane trips him and he falls flat on his face::

::Everyone laughs::

:Squall stands up and yawns and stretches, then notices the evil grin on
Rinoa's face::

::He sits and a loud PPFFFTTT is heard throughout the whole resturant...a
whoopie cushion.::

Squall, turning bright red- Ok...who did it?!

::They all point at each other::
::Garnet grins devilishly and pulls Zidanes tail, causing him to yelp::

Zidane: Hey! That hurt!

::She shoves his head down in his food::

::Everyone snickers::

::Seifer boredly picks up a peice of chicken and chucks it at Rinoa::

Rinoa: HEY MAN! THAT SHIT HURTS! ::She cusses him out some more then leaves
in a fit of rage::

::Squall stands up to follow her, cuz he thinks if he sucks up to her he
might get sucked up to lata if ya know what i mean ^_~ ::

::But Seifer trips him and he smacks into a waiter, and the food spills all
over Garnet::

::Zidane jumps up and has a huge grin on his face as he's washing her off::

::Irvine is winking and blowing kisses so a cute waitress serving another
table::

::Seifer grabs a banana and hucks it at Tifa::

Cloud: Heheh...

Tifa- CLOUD! ::Smacks him and then storms off::

::Tifa walks out of the resturant and sees Squall and Rinoa making out on
the curb::

::She runs back in and tell Cloud something, then they both run off together
and Cloud has a huge grin::

::Irvy and Seif are really bored...::

Zidane: Hey Garnet, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I see myself in
your pants.

Garnet: Uh..

Zidane: Hey Garnet. That dress would look great all crumpled up on my
bedroom floor tommorow morning.

Garnet: -.-;;

::The waitress Irvine was flirting with comes over and whispers in his ear,
then they both run off together, grinning::

::Which leaves Garnet, Zidane and Seifer at the table::

::Fujin appears and whistles to Seifer::

Seifer: Mmhmm...

::He jumps up and runs to her and they both run off together::

::Zidane puts his and on her knee and leans in to give her a smooch, but
suddenly Stiener appears::

Stiener- Garnet, you are in danger!

::He was grinning like an old dog. She smiled, jumped up and ran off with
him::

::Zidane was alone...soon after they left, shit loads of food are chucked at
Zidane.::
Waiter: You may pay the bill. And clean up this MESS!

Zidane: 0.0;;

::Zidane does all this and walks out of the resturant, seeing Squall and
Rinoa starting to strip each other down; Tifa pushing Cloud up against a
wall, growling like a tiger; Irvine and the waitress(Whos name is Beatrice,
by the way)..er...playacting; Seifer and Fujin were no where to be seen; and
Garnet & Stiener were dancing. Yes, dancing.::

THE END? --;