Hello! Welcome to the story... this is really messed up. But, if you must you can read it :) ! Um.. Ron and Heromine are really messed up. So are we. Ron and Heromine might be high right now. When we wrote this story we might of been high also. Disclaimer: We don't own the charactors or AOL... or anything else that might have a copyright.
Ron and Heromine some how found some computers and are talking to eachother on AIM.
Here is their conversation:
Hermie4Ever: Hi!
RonTheRedHead: Hullo
Hermie4Ever: do you have wet dreams?
RonTheRedHead: i might tonight ;-);-)
Hermie4Ever: uh huh
Hermie4Ever: they aren't perfectly normal
Hermie4Ever: they show that you need you P*NIS CUT OFF!
RonTheRedHead: ok i will
RonTheRedHead: what about the testys
Hermie4Ever: shove them up... and make them ovaries
Hermie4Ever: then get a uterus
Hermie4Ever: and fallopian tubes
Hermie4Ever: and anything else
Hermie4Ever: and you will be on your way to become a woman
Hermie4Ever: that is what happened to Harry
RonTheRedHead: o good
RonTheRedHead: i will go get a knife
Hermie4Ever: good girl!
RonTheRedHead: i am starting to cut
RonTheRedHead: ooch
Hermie4Ever: thats it =-O
Hermie4Ever: is it bloody?
RonTheRedHead: urg the pain
RonTheRedHead: all most off
RonTheRedHead: off
Hermie4Ever: excellent 8-)
Hermie4Ever: okay
Hermie4Ever: with my magical powers that I am able to use over the Internet...
Hermie4Ever: I will turn everything into female parts
RonTheRedHead: i got to get a tampon for the bleeding
RonTheRedHead: like what?
Hermie4Ever: *womanuspartusandnowusyouuswillusgetusyourusperioduseveryusmonthus*
Hermie4Ever: noo... you're new at it, I would think you would know that by now!
Hermie4Ever: get a pad
RonTheRedHead: ok
Hermie4Ever: :-)
RonTheRedHead: what should i do about my boobs
Hermie4Ever: ooo
Hermie4Ever: go get a bra
RonTheRedHead: ok
Hermie4Ever: I think you are a 34 AAA?
Hermie4Ever: naw
Hermie4Ever: 34 A...
RonTheRedHead: but what if I'm bigger
RonTheRedHead: like a double z
Hermie4Ever: nope
Hermie4Ever: don't you wish
Hermie4Ever: you will get there eventually
RonTheRedHead: ok
Hermie4Ever: so...
Hermie4Ever: now that you are a female...
Hermie4Ever: you can do any of your friends that are boy
Hermie4Ever: who do you want to do first?
RonTheRedHead: o
RonTheRedHead: umm
RonTheRedHead: lets flash Dean
RonTheRedHead: then go out with Draco.
Hermie4Ever: really?
Hermie4Ever: you have such bad taste
RonTheRedHead: ya baby
Hermie4Ever: how about...Crabbe... or maybe Goyle
RonTheRedHead: ok
RonTheRedHead: but what should i do a bout my hair its to sort
Hermie4Ever: okay
Hermie4Ever: with this spell
Hermie4Ever: I will make your hair longer
Hermie4Ever: Pelatitas!
Hermie4Ever: but with spell ALL OF YOUR HAIR WILL BE LONGER
RonTheRedHead: omg it worked!
Hermie4Ever: you gotta shave
Hermie4Ever: EVERYTHING
Hermie4Ever: EVERYWHERE
RonTheRedHead: even my crouch
RonTheRedHead: and legs
Hermie4Ever: well
Hermie4Ever: yes
RonTheRedHead: chest and face
Hermie4Ever: Yes everything, everywhere! *evil grin*
Hermie4Ever: oh, no need for the chest and face.
RonTheRedHead: ok
RonTheRedHead: it will take a while
Hermie4Ever: you aren't growing mustache are you?
RonTheRedHead: nope
Hermie4Ever: good
Hermie4Ever: do you have any male hormones left in you?
RonTheRedHead: i don't want any femail sex orgs
RonTheRedHead: uh
Hermie4Ever: femail?
Hermie4Ever: what u talkin bout girl?
RonTheRedHead: like overys, uterus, vigian
Hermie4Ever: you don't want them?
RonTheRedHead: why not
Hermie4Ever: I'm sorry, the spell isn't reversible
RonTheRedHead: by the way how do i go pee
Hermie4Ever: you sit down of course!
Hermie4Ever: or
Hermie4Ever: if you are out in the Forbidden Forrest
Hermie4Ever: you SQUAT!
RonTheRedHead: ok
Hermie4Ever: you can ask Harry these things
RonTheRedHead: ok
Hermie4Ever: he has gone through the same thing as you
RonTheRedHead: but i will i be able to reproduce
RonTheRedHead: i need to know
RonTheRedHead: can't you see i need your help one woman to another
Hermie4Ever: yeah
Hermie4Ever: I see
RonTheRedHead: will i be able to reproduce
RonTheRedHead: ?
Hermie4Ever: of course!
RonTheRedHead: how?
Hermie4Ever: through other men
RonTheRedHead: like Harry?
Hermie4Ever: he's not a man
Hermie4Ever: you know that
RonTheRedHead: ok
RonTheRedHead: tell me how to put on makeup
Hermie4Ever: you're too young for that
RonTheRedHead: ok
Hermie4Ever: okay
Hermie4Ever: well you should be going to bed now, dear
Hermie4Ever: okay then...
RonTheRedHead: no!
Hermie4Ever: yes!
RonTheRedHead: Fine...Bye...
Hermie4Ever: Bye!
RonTheReadHead signed off at 11:21:34 PM
Hermie4Ever signed off at 11:21:53 PM
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Wasn't that bad? Please Review. Flames are being accepted (I think that is all we are going to be getting!!)