The Night Mario Went Crazy
. . . our poor hero's brain
flipped

Parody

Over at the castle, Bowser made new inventions
Like the blue fireflower and other intentions
When his enemy busted in, scaring Bowser to death
Had bombs in his hands and wine on his breath
From his hat to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a short, fat, drunk, red little Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a glitter in his eye,
" I may be short and red, but you know you're gonna die!"

The night Mario went crazy
The night Mario Land went insane
Realized he's been getting the raw deal
Something finally snapped in his brain!

Well, Bowser's Keep is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Chunks of Bowser's children are sure to make ya vomit!
He tied up Koopa, and held Waluigi hostage
And he ground up poor Luigi into green brother sausage
He shot down Daisy with a Fireflower Lugar
And he slashed up Wario like Freddie Crouger
He took a fireflower, and burned up Toad
And he took a big bite and said, " How about some à la mode?"

The night Mario went crazy
The night moustache went nuts
Can't hardly walk in Mushroom Kingdom
Without stepping in Peach's guts!

There's a national Birdo and the F.B.I
There's an Yoshi from the Eye-Witness News
And Mushroom Copters circling the sky
And the bullets are flying, bodies sky rising
And everyone's dying to know, " Why Mario, oh why?"
My my my my my my...
He used to be a friendly guy.

Yes Baby Boo, now Mario is doing time
In the Mushroom Kingdom's Prison for an infamous crime
Hey now Chomp, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out in good behavior, in 700 more years!

But Donkey Kong is in therapy, and Goomba is still nervous
Bowser's Toops got jobs working for the CNN service
And say Shy Guy, he's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating his mother's rights
They're talking 'bout

The night Mario went crazy
The night that fatso flipped
Broke his back for some fireflowers
Sounds to me like he was tired of being gypped!

The night Mario went crazy
The night Mario Land went insane
Realize he's been getting the raw deal
Something finally snapped in his brain!

Something finally snapped in his brain!

Something finally snapped...

In his brain!

Please R&R.