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La Vida Loca), Evan and Jaron ( Crazy for This Girl) and BBMak ( Ghost of You
and Me). Anyways, I don't own anything so don't sue.
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why I wrote this story, it just came to me, so I hope you like it. Even if you
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She's in to
superstition
Black cats and
voodoo dolls
I've got a
premonition
That girls
gonna make me fall
" Don't I know it." Clu
said, thinking about Fi.
" What?" Carey asked.
" Are you thinking about Fi again?"
" So what if I am?" Clu
said, turning up the radio.
" So, she's got a boyfriend
now. And she really likes him. Get over her." Carey said.
" Get over her? I'm sorry but
have you ever met her? Because if you had I doubt you'd be saying that. I
mean she's
great." Clu said.
Would you look
at her
She looks at
me
She's got me
thinking about her constantly
But she don't
know how I feel
As she carries
on without a doubt
I wonder if
she's figured out
I'm crazy for
this girl
" Why do all these songs remind
me of her?" Clu asked.
" Maybe you should turn the
radio off..." Carey said.
" No. Why bother?" Clu
said.
" Hey guys. What are you
doing?" Fi asked coming into the room.
" Listening to music." Clu
said. " You look nice."
" Thanks. Hey, me, Matt, Annie
and Jack are going skating. You wanna come?" Fi asked. " I promise I
won't laugh when you fall. Notice I said when, not if..."
" That sounds like a
challenge." Clu said.
" What are you gonna do about
it?" Fi laughed.
" Well, now we just have to go
and prove her wrong." Carey said.
" Wanna put your money where
your mouth is?" Fi asked.
" What do you have in
mind?" Clu smiled at his best friend.
" The first to fall has to give
the other a weeks allowance." Fi said. " You in?"
" Oh, yeah." Clu said.
" Count me out." Carey
said.
" Ok, well, I've got to finish
getting ready." Fi left the room.
" Flirt much?" Carey
asked.
" What are you talking about?
We weren't flirting. That's just how me and Fi are." Clu said.
" I'm sure." Carey said.
I didn't mean
to fall in love with you
And baby
there's a word for what you put me through
It isn't love
It's robbery
I'm sleeping
with the ghost of you and me
" So does this song remind you
of Fi?" Carey asked.
" 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1." Clu
counted down
" Turn up the radio, I love
this song!" Fi shouted from the other room.
" Ooh, you're good." Carey
said as Clu turned up the radio.
" Matt's here, you ready to
go?" Fi asked coming into the room.
" Yeah." Carey said.
" See unlike you, we don't have
to spend an hour fixing our hair and putting on make up." Clu said.
" Well, you're right about the
makeup part, but you spend more time fixing your hair then I do." Fi said,
laughing.
" She's got you there,
bro." Carey said, laughing.
" Ok, ok. Let's go. You
wouldn't want to keep Matt waiting.." Clu said.
" You don't like him very much,
do you?" Fi asked.
" What? No, he's a nice guy, I
guess..." Clu said.
" But?" Fi asked.
" But nothing, let's go."
Clu said heading to the community room.
" I don't get him
sometimes.." Fi said following him.
" Annie." Fi pointed to
the ladies room.
" Ok." Annie and Fi walked
towards the bathroom.
" Why can't girls just go to
the bathroom by themselves?" Clu asked.
" Who knows?" Carey said.
" So what did you want to talk
about?" Annie asked.
" Do you know why Clu doesn't
like Matt?" Fi asked.
" Well, it's pretty obvious if
you ask me." Annie started.
" What is?" Fi asked.
" He likes you." Annie
said.
" Matt?" Fi asked.
" No, well yeah, but I was
talking about Clu." Annie said.
" You must be imagining things
because Clu is not into me like that." Fi said.
" And you'd know this
because?" Annie asked. " I mean have you ever come right out and
asked ' Hey
Clu do you
like have a crush on me or something?"
" Well, no. I'm not stupid
though." Fi said.
" Think about this. He flirts
with you all the time. He used to like Matt when he first joined Molly's band
but then when you started going out with him and now Clu doesn't like
him..."
" You are clearly delusional. I
mean about him liking me. And if he does dislike Matt because I'm going out
with him now, then it's only because because Clu's my best friend and he feels like I don't know what, but he
doesn't like me that way."
" Speaking of rivers..."
" I am not in denial."
" If you say so."
They walked back out and sat down at
the table.
" So what were you girls
talking about?" Carey asked.
" You'd like to know that
wouldn't you?" Fi said, smiling.
" Maybe I could tell him
stories about Fi when she was younger, only the stuff that would turn him
off.."
Clu said.
" Nah, he might think her flaws
are attractive." Carey said.
" Who would think that?"
Jack asked.
" Clu." Carey answered.
" Hey. I don't consider them
flaws... just, ok, flaws work." Clu said. " But Carey's right, he may
like that. I know, I can bring out the baby pictures.."
" She may get mad at you for
that one." Jack said.
" Good point." Carey said.
" Ok, so basically, I'm at
ground zero." Clu said.
" Why don't you just tell her
how you feel.." Annie said from the door.
" Jack!" Clu said.
" Hey, I didn't tell her."
Jack said.
" Carey?" Clu asked.
" No one told me, Clu. I
figured it out for myself.."
" You better not tell
her.." Clu started. He looked at Annie's guilty smile. " You already
did, didn't you?"
" Um, yeah, kinda." Annie
said. " But she doesn't believe me, so you're safe."
" Well, just if she brings it
up or something.." Clu started.
" Lie. Ok." Annie left the
room.
" I'm not lying. He really does
like you, Fi." Annie told Fi.
" You are crazy." Fi said.
" Unless you have a video tape of him saying that, then I can't believe
it."
" Ok, but suppose you found out
for sure that Clu liked you as more than a friend, what would you do?"
Annie asked.
" I don't know. I mean I'm
dating Matt, now. But Clu's like my first ever crush.." Fi started. "
Did I say that out loud?"
" Uh, huh. I never knew you had
a crush on Clu." Annie said, excitedly.
" That's because I never told
anyone." Fi said.
" Ok, so Clu likes you and you
like Clu.." Annie started.
" Liked Clu.. I don't like him
anymore. I don't think I do.. Besides I'm going out with Matt, so.."
" So what? It doesn't matter if
your going out with a person if your in love with another guy.."
" Whoah, back up. I never said
loved. Like and love are two very different things."
" You just when from liked to
like."
" Did not. Did I?"
" Yeah, you did."
" Oh. This is bad.."
" Maybe I can tell him that
Fi's an alien from another planet." Clu said, desperately.
" Now you're just talking
crazy." Jack said.
" Yeah, and besides he would
never buy it. Fi said that one of the worst things about him is he is more
practical than
Jack...." Carey said.
" When did she tell you
that?" Clu asked.
" I don't know. Awhile ago, I
guess." Carey said.
" And?" Clu asked.
" And what?" Carey asked.
" And like did she say anything
else?" Clu asked.
" Let's see, he hates Mexican
food, he doesn't believe in ghosts and stuff like that..." Carey said.
" And he's like totally wrong
for her.." Clu said.
A couple days later, they had
arrived in a new town.
" Guys! Guess what?" Annie
asked excitedly.
" You saw NSYNC?" Carey
joked.
" I wish." Annie said,
laughing.
" It's better." Fi said.
" Got me." Jack said.
" Ditto." Matt said.
" Is there a ghost?" Clu
asked.
" Very close." Annie said.
" There is a museum of
paranormal stuff just a couple blocks from here." Fi said.
" Cool." Clu and Carey
said.
" So are we going?" Annie
asked.
" I'm in." Clu said.
" Me too." Carey agreed.
" Why not?" Jack said,
shrugging.
" Matt?" Fi begged. "
Please??"
" I suppose." Matt sighed.
" Ok, I want to see the alien
part. They have actual footage of a UFO.." Annie said.
" Yeah. And they have a whole
huge exhibit on gargons, and since I've never actually seen one.." Fi
started. " Actually, I hope I never do.."
" Vampires." Annie said.
" Banshees." Fi added.
" Clones." Annie said.
" Ghosts!" Clu and Fi said
together.
" You guys can't seriously
believe in this stuff." Matt said.
" Shouldn't have said
that." Jack whispered.
" Yeah, actually we do. Wanna
do something about it?" Clu snapped.
" Clu!" Fi grabbed his arm
and pulled him away from the group. " What's your problem? I know you
don't like Matt but can you please try and get along? For me?"
" Yeah, sure. Sorry." Clu
said.
" Thank you." Fi said as
they walked back over.
" Ok. You can't tell me you
don't believe in that stuff now. I mean you saw the video..." Fi said.
" Camera tricks?" Matt
asked.
" Yeah, sure." Fi said.
" Annie?"
The girls walked to the bathroom.
" This was a bad idea." Fi
said.
" Matt?" Annie asked.
" Yeah, I mean he doesn't
believe in any of this stuff and it's like, my life." Fi said.
" Are you gonna break up with
him?" Annie asked, happily.
" Don't sound so happy."
Fi said. " I don't know, I mean he's a great guy, but not for me."
" Yes!" Annie said. "
It's about time!"
" Annie!" Fi sighed.
" What? Now you and Clu.."
" Annie!"
" What? You and Clu would make
a good.."
" Annie!"
" Couple."
" Annie!"
" Ok, ok. Just think about,
though." Annie said.
" Sure, whatever." Fi
said.
" Oh, thank god it's
over." Fi said, laying down on her bed.
" You broke up with him?"
Annie asked.
" Uh, huh." Fi said.
" About time!" Annie
shouted.
" About time for what?"
Clu asked walking past the door.
" Fi broke up with Matt!"
Annie said, excitedly.
Clu nodded and walked to his room.
" YES!" Clu turned on the
radio and danced around the room.
" What's going on?" Carey
shouted over the music.
" WHAT?" Clu shouted back.
He turned down the music.
" I asked what was going
on." Carey repeated.
" Fi broke up with Matt."
Clu said.
" Oh." Carey said.
" Why is Clu smiling like a
madman?" Jack asked coming into the room.
" Fi broke up with Matt."
Carey said.
" Fi broke up with Matt?"
Molly asked walking down the hall.
" Did I hear my name?" Fi
asked sticking her head out the door.
" You broke up with Matt?"
Everyone besides Clu asked.
" News sure travels fast around
here." Fi said, going back into the room.
" Ok, should I ask her
out?" Clu asked.
" No, she just broke up with
Matt. You don't want to be a rebound. They never last long." Jack said.
" Good point." Carey said.
" Well, how long should I
wait?" Clu asked.
" A couple weeks." Carey
said.
" Weeks? How bout hours?"
" No. Give her time to move
on."
" I hope he asks me out
soon." Fi said.
" He probably won't. Jack and
Carey are going to tell him to wait awhile, and being Clu, he'll probably
listen." Annie said.
" And I'm just supposed to
wait?" Fi asked.
" No, you should ask him out.
This is the twenty first century. Girls are just as capable as guys about
asking someone
out.."
" I'm not asking Clu out."
" Then you have to wait."
" I can't."
" Does anybody want to go
across the street to that little cafe?" Fi asked.
" I'll go." Clu said.
Everyone else shook their heads.
" Well, I guess it's just the
two of us then." Fi said. They left.
" Do you think they got the
hint?" Carey asked.
" No." Jack and Annie
answered.
" They are completely pathetic
if they don't get it." Carey said, laughing.
" Do you get the feeling we are
being watched?" Clu asked.
" Uh, huh." Fi said. She
looked over and thought she saw someone duck behind a bush.
' Ask her out.' Clu thought. ' No,
the other guys said to wait, so I'm gonna wait.'
' Please ask me out.' Fi thought.
" So.." Fi started.
" So, that museum, pretty
stellar, huh?" Clu asked.
" Yeah." Fi agreed. "
Pretty stellar. I loved..."
" Ok. The guys told me to wait,
but I've waited long enough already. And besides what do I have to lose, well
besides maybe my pride and dignity.." Clu said in one breath.
" Clu, you aren't making any
sense." Fi said.
" Right, sorry." Clu
sighed.
" Well?" Fi asked.
" Oh, yeah, will you go out
with me.. I mean I know you just broke up..." Clu started.
" Yes, I will." Fi interrupted.
" No joke?" Clu asked in
disbelief.
" No joke." Fi said.
Jack, Annie and Carey came from
behind the bushes and started cheering.
" Were you there this whole
time?" Fi asked.
They all nodded.
Fi smiled. " Thanks."
The End!!!
