Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own the incredibly hot Heero Yuy *cries* and I don't own the original song Teenage Dirtbag either, the wonderful people of Wheatus do…
Teenage Assassin
His name's Heero Yuy, I have a dream about him,
He rings my bell; I've got a mission in half an hour
Oh how he rocks, in spandex and tank tops,
But he doesn't know who I am, and he doesn't give a damn about me
*Chorus
'cause I'm just a teenage assassin baby,
Yeah, I'm just a teenage assassin baby,
Come and kill Relena Peacecraft maybe with me
Oohoo hoo hooo*
His stalker's a bitch; she brings a pink car to school,
And she can just kiss my ass if she tries to steal him,
She lives on the Earth, If she smiles I hurl,
But she is just so ugly, and I don't give a damn about her
*chorus
Oh yeah, bishounen, no he doesn't know what he's missin'
Oh yeah, bishounen, no he doesn't know what he's missin'
Man I feel like mold, It's prom night and I am lonely,
Lo and behold, he's walking over to me
This must be fake; my lip starts to shake,
How does he know who I am,
And why does he give a damn about…
I've got two guns to kill Relena with baby,
Come with me Friday don't say maybe,
I'm just a teenage assassin baby like you
Oo hoo hoo hoooooo
Oh yeah, bishounen, no he doesn't know what he's missin'
Oh yeah, bishounen, no he doesn't know what he's missin'
Didja know this was my first ever fanfic? hehe